realBitcoinDog
Will Schoellkopf⚡

https://www.realbitcoindog.com

Author of “The Bitcoin Dog” and “Bitcoin Girl Save the World”; Contributor @BitcoinMagazine @StackchainMag @ctdl21 @KonsensusNetwork @SatoshisJournal

Public Key

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NIP-57 Address

beigehorse4@primal.net

Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub1qkl3mdr672ph7zc75qh5evr92atcqxazn23h4csww2zv20ahr33sla0cpf

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Last Notes

2024-09-28 17:04:49

It doesn’t concern me if $MSTR over performs $BTC. I’m not buying Bitcoin as a means to earn more Dollars. I’m replacing my fiat with hard money.
You buy #Bitcoin to have more dollars.
I buy #Bitcoin to have less dollars.
WE ARE NOT THE SAME!
Shout out @joakimbook!🫡
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2024-09-23 01:58:13

Commish @npub1taz…k9sp just BROKE the NOSTR algorithm, making history!! 200k Sat prize delivered friction free and publicly auditable not just on-chain or private lightning, but via Zap!
It lets all of NOSTR know that @npub17er…kl63 is the king of making NOSTR Football Survivor pools, and @npub1k3t…nvxq on Stacker News!
This is what it looks like to have the MOST-ZAPPED Note in the last 4 hours! Thanks @npub18am…p424 for giving me the idea to advertise our community in this way from your recent podcast with @npub1fk8…cwld @npub1jt9…la9y!
@npub1sg6…f63m was right. NOSTR is unstoppable!
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2024-09-23 00:57:22

IM THE WINNER OF FIRST EVER NOSTR NFL FOOTBALL SURVIVOR POOL!!
Second place @npub1k3t…nvxq! You should’ve known not to bet against my LA Rams 🐏
Thank you @npub1taz…k9sp @npub17er…kl63 for setting it up! Happy to meet new NOSTR friends @npub10mw…rn0p and @npub105x…gdp4 @npub1g5p…wgyu!
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2024-09-18 17:23:15

@npub1fk8…cwld @knutsvanholm
“NOSTR is a free and open protocol so sure if a developer wants to make an A-hole algorithm that just shows you trolls to keep you engaged and enraged, you could do that!” -@npub18am…p424
Pure freedom I love it!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bitcoin-infinity-show/id1641040522?i=1000669819200

2024-09-14 02:30:04

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Thank you @TomerStrolight for sharing! Get your free high-resolution pdf and Join us to discuss the book on @keet_io
(invite expires2024/9/28 2:25 UTC)
pear://keet/yrbubpjgxjuijuhaka84ij9zeeefomhaye7miwiz1mjgbaqy8qot55fcyotc6p5j5i3y7h9xok59yq678gbkfdoa8h15mcahjn45we569yksu75g

2024-09-14 02:29:37

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In ch 2, “Why Bitcoin is Unlike Anything You Have Ever Seen” @TomerStrolight sets up your mental frame with the pop-out quote, “Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.”
This quote and the art drive this point🤯
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2024-09-14 02:28:37

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In ch 1 “Why Bitcoin Exists?” @TomerStrolight says:
“Before you get caught up in if you can ‘get rich quick’ from Bitcoin, you should be asking if it has a deeper purpose.”
“That is a pretty lofty goal: serving all of mankind, forever!”
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2024-09-14 02:27:40

While it only takes two minutes to read each chapter of “Why Bitcoin?” it takes much longer to appreciate its beauty.
@TomerStrolight and Klaus Nordby took their time to craft each artistic image, word, and italics to drive a profound point.
I highlight the first two ch in🧵👇
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2024-09-07 19:50:23

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I’m ready to claim my 1000 sats please! Thanks for the tag!

2024-09-07 19:49:08

Play @THNDRGAMES @cryptonator_1 @dickerson_des Club Bitcoin for free.
Withdraw to @primal_app the sats you earn free.
Zap @weinicus @Ropeium @OptimistFields for free on NOSTR where @BTCKindergarten will live forever and never die.
BULLISH
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2024-09-07 17:19:34

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Very cool! Your skill with AI changes the game!

2024-08-31 22:03:35

Less than an hour left to submit your entry for @21Futures FINANCIAL FALLOUT!!
21futures.com/submissions/
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2024-08-07 14:29:11

Godzilla Returns! And he's here to eat tweets from the following in Bitcoin Girl Destiny's latest pod:
@peruvian_bull
@SatoshisJournal
@Hodlcat21
@BTC_for_Freedom
@KonsensusN
@BitcoinMagazine
@lopp
@BTCGandalf
@GetBittr
@WClementeIII
youtu.be/mZ0JSAfBL_8

2024-07-17 18:25:08

20% Off all merch until 7/26!
Code: HEATWAVE20
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2024-06-23 15:03:48

“I’m too scared to follow ur suggestion for wiping my current HWW and reloading seed+pp in case I can’t recover it! 😂😭🤣”
“Bruh cmon FINAL BOSS DO THE WIPE!”
“Haha ok I will muster the courage! Thx man!! 🙏🧡”
My @BitcoinMagazine piece helped a pleb!
https://bitcoinmagazine.com/technical/testing-your-bitcoin-custody-setup

2024-06-21 16:09:19

“Don’t just sink on the titanic, get on the #Bitcoin lifeboat!”
“I’m sorry your Grandpappy didn’t buy #Bitcoin at $70k. That’s why you’re broke and eating porridge.” -@OptimistFields
@BITVOLT on @SimplyBitcoinTV!
https://fountain.fm/episode/2Dt72GSWn7cb5lYG9JCp

2024-06-21 14:04:00

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Thanks Keysa! I setup a free lnurl here on Primal: beigehorse4@primal.net
And I forgot I already had one on fountain realbitcoindog@fountain.fm but their UI isn’t the best wallet

2024-06-21 06:34:27

If I need a new lnurl which provider do people recommend these days?
@getmash and @walletofsatoshi are no more for USA 😭

2024-06-19 16:07:23

“We can’t decide for you, but we can educate you.
There is no second best.” -@jackmallers @BTCPrague
https://youtu.be/--IFcOIEfl4?si=0XsJ75EwiCR6zGLU

2023-11-11 04:01:24

The #Bitcoin Dog approves!
My short story “Who Let the Bitcoin Dogs Out?” in first ever #Bitcoin anthology ‘21 Futures’ by European publisher @KonsensusN is available for preorder!
Prices jumped! Order yours while 21 Euros!
10% Off Promo Code: BITCOINDOG
https://bitcoinbook.shop/products/21-futures-tales-from-the-timechain?ref=bitcoindog

2023-07-05 01:02:20

Happy Fourth of July!!
Independence Day Sale!
Use Promo Code: SUMMERVIBES20 for 20% off this week only!
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2023-06-20 21:40:10

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https://www.amazon.com/Bitcoin-Girl-Save-World-Dog/dp/B0BS8XB72K/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=realbitcoindo-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=e352f33f7e64f43daf2b40053ca04dee&camp=1789&creative=9325

2023-06-20 21:39:22

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Www.bitcoingirlbook.com

2023-05-03 18:53:37

While there will always inherently be a way to distinguish one UTXO set from another, the #Bitcoin community has come to consensus to agree any #Bitcoin transaction is valid that conforms to consensus rules.
No satoshis are more “valid” or more valuable based on their UTXO set.

2023-04-22 14:56:18

“Click this 🧵 to read the ONE trick Gary Gensler doesn’t want you to know for your token to NOT be labeled a security!”
#Bitcoin

2023-04-15 14:35:22

BitcoinGirlBook.com has officially launched! The wait is over! Now you can #PayAsYouEnjoy microtransaction sats over lightning with @getmash only for what you want to read, without having to commit to purchasing my whole book. Try it out today! No-kyc, no account required!

2023-04-15 14:35:04

This weekend only use promo code FRIENDS&FANS25 for 25% off merch on realbitcoindogmerch.com! Our bestselling item is The Bitcoin Dog Classic Pullover Hoodie!
Thank you @ecurrencyhodler for the inspiration! The hoodie is #1!

2023-04-04 17:30:36

@TheGuySwann great reading of @dergigi @ctdl21 on @BitcoinAudible! Happy to stream #Value4Value sats on @fountain_app. Appreciate your including the actual clips in your audio reading.
You’re so right! Them comparing #Bitcoin to “fiat” money is victory!
https://fountain.fm/episode/14440270159

2023-03-19 18:39:33

I’m watching NCAA March Madness and the Kansas St Head Coach just said of the 3 things he wants to learn more about, #1 is Bitcoin!
MADNESS!!

2023-03-14 23:48:15

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Opposite he says comes true!

2023-03-13 00:47:52

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RealBitcoinDogmerch.com

2023-03-13 00:47:25

Nobody asked for it, but now it’s here!
“#Bitcoin Girl” and “#Bitcoin Dog” merchandise!
Get the Dog Food Mat, Tee Shirt, and Coffee Mug you never needed.
Use this promo code for 10% off discount: BITCOINDOG
Thank you for supporting my shenanigans!🤣
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2023-03-04 19:10:12

Days of uptime of a global permissionless peer to peer network with no central coordinator continues to reach ATH!
#Bitcoin block height reaches all time high!
Is nobody in control of this thing?!? Yes.
#Bitcoin is now a force of nature, like wind. It’s just all over the place!

2023-03-02 20:44:52

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Love my piece!!
https://twitter.com/realbitcoindog/status/1630413814339629056

2023-02-27 04:15:57

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WelI mean I am enjoying the live chronological play by play of icing your knee!🤣

2023-02-27 04:15:01

From my vantage point, ordinals are pure noise in the #Bitcoin signal that is separating money from state!
I didn’t come for the NFTs. I came for the Number Go Up, But I’m staying for the once-in-a-civilization monetary revolution!💪
Can’t wait for more signal @TheBitcoinConf!

2023-02-27 04:05:13

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED.
About to submit my #Bitcoin short story, “Who Let the Bitcoin Dogs Out?”
Thank you @leonamschel @okada_blue and @PlebiusEconomus for helping edit it to be the best it can be!
Hope I’m one of the 21 winners! Will you join me in submitting a Timechain Tale?
21futures.com

2023-02-26 12:12:52

LNURL-pay is really cool!! Makes it so you can have a standing QR code for anyone to scan at any time, without you having to create an invoice and do a handshake.
@getmash hosts mine for me. Shows how early we are for lightning!
Bitcoindogbook.com

2023-02-26 06:46:53

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Just published a fun #Bitcoin action adventure novel if you’re interested. Kindle countdown deal going on now!
https://www.amazon.com/Bitcoin-Girl-Save-World-Book-ebook/dp/B0BRDH1X6T/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=realbitcoindo-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=0368839039c9457b9d148a9389c39290&camp=1789&creative=9325

2023-02-26 06:46:03

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Writing #Bitcoin novels! Nobody is asking for them, but I just have too much fun!
I’ve got a Kindle countdown deal going that’ll end soon!
Of course, love watching your viral videos and songs, but no guilt in that!😅
https://www.amazon.com/Bitcoin-Girl-Save-World-Book-ebook/dp/B0BRDH1X6T/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=realbitcoindo-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=0368839039c9457b9d148a9389c39290&camp=1789&creative=9325

2023-02-26 02:56:09

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Whether it’s a big stack or a baby stack. Stay humble, and stack sats!

2023-02-25 21:40:01

#[0]
In general, you @BtcPins and #Bitcoin have really brought out the entrepreneur! In me! Don’t let #Bitcoin just be freedom money to HODL. Let it empower you like you can take control of your finances, without fiat gatekeepers in your way!
Let’s get Hyperbitcoinization going!

2023-02-25 21:27:02

$BITO #Bitcoin Futures ETF will survive?
“I love the CFTC,” said Gensler, who ran the agency during the Obama administration. “You’re not going to get me to say anything negative about” the CFTC, he added. “It’s just too — it’s in my blood.”
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/02/gary-gensler-on-meeting-with-sbf-and-his-crypto-crackdown.html

2023-02-25 20:39:00

Awesome! Followed @jemmawson💪
Proof of Zap!⚡️
So cool #[0]! My @getmash LNURL shows I received your zap instantly! Even if you’ve never heard of @getmash software wallet, doesn’t matter. It just works cuz lightning is open and permissionless!
@CashApp does lightning!

2023-02-25 05:42:39

FTX was just an exchange. FTT was the token!
And yet when FTX blew up, so many came to me as if this was a sign #Bitcoin was a scam.
No, Bitcoin survives.
Tick.
Tock.
Next.
Block.

2023-02-25 05:41:58

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FTX is just an exchange. FTT was the token!
And yet when FTX blew up, so many came to me as if this was a sign #Bitcoin was a scam.
No, Bitcoin survives.
Tick.
Tock.
Next.
Block.

2023-02-24 22:52:32

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A classic!
https://zombo.com/

2023-02-23 20:42:00

24hrs left to buy Bitcoin Girl kindle 50% off for under $5!
https://www.amazon.com/Bitcoin-Girl-Save-World-Book-ebook/dp/B0BRDH1X6T/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=realbitcoindo-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=0368839039c9457b9d148a9389c39290&camp=1789&creative=9325

2023-02-22 06:43:54

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Read it and got my 50 sats!

2023-02-22 06:40:49

“Bitcoin Girl” Kindle Countdown Deal is now live! 60% off for the next 33 hours in US and UK for digital version, $3.99!
Price goes up by $1 every 33 hours, with sale ending at 21% off or $7.99 on the last day of the month!
Support a Bitcoiner today!
https://www.amazon.com/Bitcoin-Girl-Save-World-Book-ebook/dp/B0BRDH1X6T/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=realbitcoindo-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=0368839039c9457b9d148a9389c39290&camp=1789&creative=9325

2023-02-21 10:25:12

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Great use of no char limit!

2023-02-20 01:30:08

Look out bears, #[0] will find you on any protocol!

2023-02-19 04:55:06

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This would be great! Would love to feature my creative fiction Bitcoin books for sale for any plebs who want to zap some sats.
No permission required!
https://www.amazon.com/Bitcoin-Girl-Save-World-Dog/dp/B0BS8XB72K/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=realbitcoindo-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=e352f33f7e64f43daf2b40053ca04dee&camp=1789&creative=9325

2023-02-18 23:31:05

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#[2]

2023-02-18 23:30:29

“Along with the support of my wife, the #Bitcoin community is what gave me the courage to keep going. If nothing else, the friendships I’ve made along the way have been more than worth it.”
Forget APY; yield is friends!
https://bitcoinmagazine.com/culture/bitcoin-grants-limitless-courage
… @PlebiusEconomus #[1]

2023-02-14 09:56:43

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Got the zap! Thank you for the sats!!

2023-02-14 05:41:22

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Let’s do it!
Realbitcoindog@getmash.cash
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2023-02-11 16:43:55

Good morning, Bitcoiner!
On the 21st I kickoff "Bitcoin Girl" Kindle Countdown Deal live w/ @q_liketheletter! Kindle only and just for US and UK Amazon. Prior pre-sale $3.21 price truly was the steepest discount, but this sale will be 60% off for $3.99 and increase by $1 every 33 hours over a week! The last day of February will be your last chance to buy the kindle version for 21% off, $7.99 until forever returning to full price $9.99!
RealBitcoinDog.com

2023-02-05 14:34:33

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My first Bitcoin conference! Hope ColdCard deep dive goes well!

2023-02-02 02:02:44

Thank you #[0]
Heidi for being the FIRST to send me p2p says over lnurl ⚡️ on the ostrich app!
I happily sent u sats back!
Thank you @getmash for providing my address to supportevery wave of peer-to-peer!💪
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2023-02-01 03:59:46

#[0] ready for Hyperbitcoinization!