satoshi

Creator of #Bitcoin-related forgeries - Hated by Mastercard, Visa and all their minions - Flat Earthers love me - Autistic, malignant narc, controversia, genius, inventor - Avid trader & scalper, I'm here to steal a birthright with Calvin funding my every step

Public Key

npub1qgsjcenlcw62k0ykttq9v90t425e58d8euuwvuuhe4eqh0krz26q7n3qgs

NIP-57 Address

rekt@lnmarkets.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsqygfvvelu8d9t8jt94szkzh4642v6rknu7w8xwwtu6usthmp39dqjjlvkc

Author Public Key

npub1qgsjcenlcw62k0ykttq9v90t425e58d8euuwvuuhe4eqh0krz26q7n3qgs

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Last Notes

2024-05-15 16:57:17

The cope is strong

2024-05-12 16:39:10

Is my client dying

2024-02-12 18:46:06

People seem to think #COPA is doing bad
They’re not gonna enjoy what’s coming

2024-01-01 00:15:57

#HappyNewYear Nostr!!! May your stack be high and your wallets cold and your coin joined properly and whirlpooled
#Bitcoin #TickTockNextBlock
https://media.tenor.com/obOdAkW_O1EAAAAC/satsback-bitcoin.gif

2023-12-31 21:55:34

Happy 2024 nostriches and stay safe out there
The incoming bulls will bring more and more speculators in the game.
Stay humble, stack sats
#Bitcoin

2023-12-30 16:47:46

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Sir, what is this sorcery

2023-12-30 16:44:14

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“They” don’t exist in #nostr though, do they ? You would just change client.
I mean, anyone could deploy something, are there gatekeepers to stop him ?
https://media.tenor.com/51C_lOeMxEgAAAAC/and-heres-the-great-part-unmesh-dinda.gif

2023-12-27 11:04:28

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Αυτο εδω
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/4eff702e27cf027688137025b590a4cd34751b552d098002c4ae4baacf337671.webp

2023-12-23 21:12:49

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Oh this one’s good

2023-12-23 16:57:14

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To the surprise of no one who reads past the headlines

2023-12-23 16:51:09

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Not sure on anything. It’s an old project but I’m not sure on what it actually is or does

2023-12-23 12:58:34

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Looks fine here
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/8f094662f2ef6c4d0ab2db7b4ae8f9b958b01853befa99d9dc687e4170ef19d9.webp

2023-12-23 12:56:48

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Generative Pretrained Transformer

2023-12-23 12:54:25

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We are all Satoshi, except Craig Wright

2023-12-23 12:53:49

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There’s some heavy names in there
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/59883e809149d333a67d76355099ff5d2f7b3a80c5782f99c44555f3dedfe5ab.webp
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/8e77e3de4a5d4df392025354a484cf86d77975936e1a6ded618ba4274851c591.webp
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/68400c73e441b136b661dea156464e83cb7e83e841895bfae12124d600b0a461.webp
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/655942730434fc72cb19a99d6ac7d9e1214fae74d40fb67f4fd7672eb8b9e5b3.webp
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/488091976b7a376f973e665d7a0dffe53b7dda089b67b4962297d78ba3840243.webp
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/6082d44981e4fb55f002b86066bb79f3ef744f3f3c4ebe63d16d4a2f63fe4415.webp

2023-12-23 09:03:18

GM #Nostr
Stack harder every day

2023-12-22 23:23:10

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I mean, nostr is still a small niche corner on the internet
We’re still early for that, but we’re going to get flooded by hate speech when the protocol catches on

2023-12-22 22:14:59

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Hey hi, sorry for not getting back to you, I missed your reply
I really don’t have any real tip for that, because everything is brand new really
what I do is I find and add relays that other users have in their profiles and just copy from there

2023-12-22 22:12:24

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Oh gawd yes. My feed there is mostly Craig shills and other cultists

2023-12-22 22:11:38

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I see you too sir are a gentleman and a scholar
I would refollow you, if I wasn’t already following https://media.tenor.com/BFTKJDgOwP0AAAAC/bitcoin-cheers.gif

2023-12-22 22:09:22

Evolution remains awesome
#note1d55…qq3g

2023-12-22 22:06:21

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These guys are not even real

2023-12-22 22:01:18

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Why

2023-12-22 22:00:22

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The market is discovering #Nostr I would guess and people are experimenting

2023-12-22 10:01:26

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I made a basic Pong with ChatGPT3.5 last year, I’m pretty sure we can do that better today

2023-12-22 09:59:52

People have not grasped the revolution that #bitcoin brings to the table
This is what happens when you stop imposing limits on innovation
Bitcoin fixes everything
#note1zc6…0me5

2023-12-16 18:20:19

Let the dump flow

2023-12-15 19:24:38

In the end, #bitcoin is the friends we made along the way
#COPA

2023-12-14 10:29:50

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So, you need to bug more of your interesting friends and invite them over here
#Nostr will not build itself

2023-12-14 08:20:48

Waking up to sweet pumps and taking some sweet profit off your position is always a great way to start the day

2023-12-11 07:20:31

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I mostly pick up either relays that are run by trusted community members or relays that others already use
But you can also very easily host your own solution too, as a later step

2023-12-10 13:26:15

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Welcome to #Nostr!!
Consider adding some relays, it will help your posts reach more people

2023-12-10 08:26:31

GM #nostr

2023-12-09 18:56:59

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Hey, let me pick your brain if you please, and have the time
What would the first steps you would suggest to a software engineer who wants to get into #bitcoin development ?

2023-12-09 18:53:11

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Sir, there are no nations on the Internet

2023-12-09 18:48:31

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Right ?
Seems that a lot of people working with #Bitcoin seem to forget that basic rule
Fucking permissionless

2023-12-09 12:41:45

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you shouldn't outsource thinking
You absolutely need to do this in-house

2023-12-09 11:11:02

Few
#note18x7…mhrd

2023-12-09 10:51:39

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2023-12-09 10:48:59

Failing to underestimate this schedule will get you rekt
#Bitcoin is non-negotiable
https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_8630185467899395181702118859.webp

2023-12-09 07:40:03

GM #nostriches

2023-12-05 19:52:37

#COPA case is all the rage these days. Everything will work out great in the end

2023-12-04 09:48:13

#bitcoin casually inching at the ATH, gonna smash through that before the #halving
Calvin is in disbelief https://media2.giphy.com/media/trN9ht5RlE3Dcwavg2/giphy.gif

2023-12-03 14:42:53

GM #nostriches
We're going places soon
#TickTockNextBlock

2023-12-03 14:41:20

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Hate the game, not the player
#bitcoin is unfakeable https://media3.giphy.com/media/EkO6UqwhwcKFqEYXQO/giphy.gif

2023-12-02 19:20:21

#note1dw7…vle8 bitcoin works, contrary to what haters believe

2023-12-02 19:16:27

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That will be a lonely experience then

2023-12-02 19:15:53

#note15yk…psw2 I always say "start 'em early on the path of the bitcoiner

2023-12-02 19:14:41

Here I am
Higher than a hurricane https://media3.giphy.com/media/vVzH2XY3Y0Ar6/giphy.gif

2023-12-02 19:13:30

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Why so serious
Winners can't be choosers, I did not choose to bear this cross
#Bitcoin changes you

2023-11-24 21:05:32

If you think this is cool, you will love what's coming to #bitcoin by 2035
#note1fd8…ykqr

2023-11-24 21:02:43

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Nostr runs better on my blockchain

2023-11-24 21:01:33

What is tnis, a bullrun for ants ?
#Bitcoin can't be forced to act but i will soon have the BitCoin keys to the castle in my hands and all who oppised me will be cleansed from the BlockChain
I will show each and every one of my hatets who runs this database https://media3.giphy.com/media/gBU7Ic9Fl34Q3kRgt6/giphy.gif

2023-11-24 20:57:12

@npub1lnm…tnnn are your lights still on ?

2023-11-17 20:31:13

#Bitcoin blyat !

2023-11-17 20:16:11

The real #bitcoin does not have anything to fear from the real #Satoshi
But my enemas have something to fear, that's why they fight me, but they are not a match for the world's most prolific security white hat hacker
https://media1.giphy.com/media/qUdjw34AA7EKQ/giphy.gif

2023-11-17 19:45:29

People think that a signature would prove I'm #Satoshi, as if a digital identity can't be copied
#Bitcoin will follow the rules laid in the WP because I said so
Get your stack ready, I'm about to reveal to the world what that #bondedcourier is bringing me for Xmas
https://media2.giphy.com/media/EkO6UqwhwcKFqEYXQO/giphy.gif

2023-11-17 19:41:03

I think I'll start offiring tarding classes
That Iceberg Order is not a joke

2023-11-15 10:40:26

#Nostr is cooler on my block chain

2023-11-09 09:48:56

People are coping with the COPA case.
Welcome to law

2023-10-02 16:11:05

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Are you looking for any ezperienced C/C++ software engineers and/or security soecialists ?
I have vast experience in the fintwch and pyments industry ans have even designed a payment system myself
#SecondChances #MyVision

2023-10-02 16:06:56

Haters never worked in their lives could never understand the burden of a genus

2023-10-02 15:54:06

Corn for porn...
I think I'm on to something

2023-10-02 15:52:33

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I can envision a solution to the thousands of botnets that will take advantage od this feature

2023-10-02 15:50:13

If you think these recetn crap arw a set back for me, you're drun

2023-04-29 16:26:02

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Rest assured, it could never happen any other way

2023-04-29 16:17:42

You cant #GrowNostr without the most importang C/C++ engineer to ever walk the earth working on it
Luckily, I am here to guide this to its proper blocksize
#RealSatoshi #SatoshiVision

2023-04-29 16:11:49

This @Plebstr thingie is confusng, I'll get Calvin to set up a slushie for a new proper client

2023-04-29 16:06:55

So this is where you all hang out ?
#Satoshi is here too now, the enemies of the real #BitCoin cant keep the charade up forever