timb / is on Nostr

I like big militant unions and tiny plastic space dolls. no waaaagh but class waaaagh

online at: https://www.timcolwill.com
my pronouns? why, they are: he/his
union man?: yes I am
I replied to you. Why haven't you responded?: you probably offered me unsolicited advice or suggested a solution when I was just venting

Last Notes

2024-07-07 10:29:31

lovely weekend away for our 18th anniversary :)
https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/112/744/717/645/478/321/original/d4f4afcfb8f74ef1.jpeg
https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/112/744/717/645/734/541/original/bd1179eac5656ff3.jpeg
https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/112/744/717/646/088/404/original/5215531c6079eeec.jpeg
https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/112/744/717/646/943/540/original/c120d916e9f2bd1d.jpeg

2024-06-21 02:40:42

- reply

I really appreciate you leaning into the stereotype of "the guy on Mastodon who suggests installing Linux to strangers"

2024-06-21 00:21:58

ME: Hello computer! Please show me what I was doing recently
COMPUTER IN THE 1980's: l cease to exist when I am powered off. Please start whatever you were doing from scratch
COMPUTER IN THE 2000's: Yep here you go champ
COMPUTER IN THE 2020's: I stored 10,000 identical copies of what you were doing in 500 different global datacentres at a carbon footprint equivalent to leaving a semi-trailer idling 24/7 and also sent a copy to the FBI just to be safe. Let me know which one you want and I'll do my best to figure it out. By the way here are 10 things which are similar to what you were doing and 9 of them are ads. Do you like this? Please select "I love this very much" or "I'll be in love with this later" to continue

2024-06-21 00:21:58

2024-05-29 11:48:56

working on popularising my new saying "well stick a paperclip up my arse and factory reset me!". let me know how you get on with it

2024-05-29 11:48:56

working on popularising my new saying "well stick a paperclip up my arse and factory reset me!". let me know how you get on with it

2024-04-09 01:54:13

What's YOUR favourite capitalist innovation from the last 10 years? There are so many to choose from!
a) Renting someone else's computer while commodifying your data for advertising purposes
b) Renting someone's music while commodifying your data for advertising purposes
c) Renting someone else's movies and TV while commodifying your data for advertising purposes
d) Renting someone else's house while commodifying your data for advertising purposes
e) Renting someone else's car while commodifying your data for advertising purposes
f) Renting someone else's scooter while commodifying your data for advertising purposes
g) Renting a poor person's body while commodifying your data for advertising purposes
Sound off in the comments!*
*Don't reply to me