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2023-06-28 11:04:44

Did you guys know that there is apparently a group calling themselves eshay nationalists? Good god of all people to consider themselves genetically superior…
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1674010938712936448#m

2023-06-25 09:28:29

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
Of course Kelsie, consummate misogynist, sides with Sheldon
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https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1672899553501265921#m

2023-06-25 09:08:09

There’s cemetery historian drama on Twitter and apologies to all involved but it is funny as hell
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2023-06-07 07:06:01

The other day my dad told me he hates a guy he knows because he’s a misogynist and ever since I’ve been wondering how misogynist you have to be for it to make a white boomer from a rural area hate you
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1666340719248965632#m

2023-06-07 06:21:58

Just thought about the periods of time during the first years of the pandemic when it was hard to buy any type of garlic other than powered and briefly considered calling Lifeline
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1666329633820917761#m

2023-06-07 05:18:49

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
took like six months to get here
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https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1666313742114762752#m

2023-06-07 05:17:53

Lmao mine was Silence of the Lambs, and after years and years of never watching movies, I’ve seen 198 this year
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2023-06-06 13:55:25

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
The long term average for highest temp in June is 15.8 degrees!!!
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1666081360199700481#m

2023-06-06 13:53:05

20 degrees at 11pm in June…starting to think them climate scientists might onto something
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1666080773701787649#m

2023-06-06 10:57:11

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
Usually Entropy pounces on him, Florian yowls and hits him, sprints as fast as his tiny legs can carry him to my room for protection and then Entropy starts walking around screaming like “come back! I just wanted to bite you!” He knows he’s in my room but it’s a no fighting zone
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1666036507906547712#m

2023-06-06 10:46:33

They love each other but this happens at least 3 times a day. Entropy by name, (high) entropy by nature
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2023-06-06 10:36:52

Had a talk w my dad today where he validated my feelings, told me I’m right where I need to be and I deserve it, that we all have things we don’t like about ourselves but it doesn’t make me less worthy and I’m like 😭 Didn’t even know I needed that
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1666031396434096128#m

2023-06-06 09:46:00

im trying to be more social lately and tbh all i wanna do is go hang out with someone under the grey headed flying fox colony near the zoo
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1666018591727304706#m

2023-06-05 04:23:48

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
I also had to sign a declaration of interest to prevent foreign interference in research that could be harmful to Australia's national interest. Makes me feel kinda important. Like I have the power to sell state secrets and not just a research topic that bores most people
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1665575119367073793#m

2023-06-04 12:45:51

im officially old enough to understand the saying "youth is wasted on the young." Mentally, i've never felt more peace. Physically, the cracking of my joints sounds like machine gun fire every time i stretch
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1665339078504509440#m

2023-06-04 10:31:28

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
\*sadly\* 🎶old grey mare she ain't what she used to be🎶
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1665305260469161984#m

2023-06-04 10:30:06

ngl im a little hurt that no one has tried to fungbunger me for YEARS
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2023-06-04 09:53:47

disappointed it's cancelled because i could have gotten free alcohol poisoning and then sued
nitter.moomoo.me/ElJaydo/status/1665294879973421057#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/ElJaydo/status/1665294879973421057#m)
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2023-06-04 09:31:19

hear me out...
nitter.moomoo.me/historyinmemes/status/1665152920894033924#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/historyinmemes/status/1665152920894033924#m)
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2023-06-04 01:39:03

Jesus I had two standard drinks last night and I feel like everyone at the party took turns beating me with hammers. Luv 2 b chronically Ill (in both the medical and rap sense)
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1665171272710656001#m

2023-06-03 16:53:50

I had a lot of fun tonight and im proud I went to a party for the first time in years but the satisfaction of getting into my pyjamas and favourite slippers, putting on a candle, establishing some mood lighting and getting into bed…transcendent.
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1665039099714043907#m

2023-06-03 15:23:16

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
(There was a bonfire and karaoke but I’m sure it’s just because everyone thought I was cool)
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1665016306868047872#m

2023-06-03 15:20:46

I took butter menthols to the party because I lose my voice really easily and when I tell you I was Miss Popular. Handed out a lot of butter menthols.
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1665015678313611266#m

2023-06-03 13:37:35

DOG! DOG AT THE PARTY!!!!
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https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664989707774709762#m

2023-06-03 09:42:16

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
Unfortunately me and @Venusguytrap\_ (https://nitter.moomoo.me/Venusguytrap_) are having so much fun together we have not left yet lmaooooo
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664930490191691777#m

2023-06-03 09:00:22

This is the final look. Please clap
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https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664919944784666625#m

2023-06-03 05:39:50

Trying to decide what to wear tonight has led to me contemplating how important being able to breathe is in the grand scheme of things
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https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664869478662909952#m

2023-06-03 01:46:18

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
Btw you have no idea how much pressure there is for your hair to look good when you’re going to your hairdresser’s party
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664810709694181376#m

2023-06-03 01:44:11

Going to a party with @Venusguytrap\_ (https://nitter.moomoo.me/Venusguytrap_) who I met through @manwithibs (https://nitter.moomoo.me/manwithibs) and thinking about how it’s gonna be funny how Izzy will be there in spirit then I remembered this
nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1157306494062219265#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1157306494062219265#m)
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664810175264604161#m

2023-06-03 00:18:59

I thought it would be funny to do this as an Australian (particularly a South Australian) but I was expecting Boston not Jersey City lmao. Have I watched too many movies about the mafia or something
nitter.moomoo.me/vanillaopinions/status/1663992866027208704#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/vanillaopinions/status/1663992866027208704#m)
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https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664788733768667136#m

2023-06-02 11:25:24

Ritz reduced the size of their packs of crackers by a third which has forced me to drastically increase my dip per cracker ratio. As you can imagine, this has caused untold suffering. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664594055618232321#m

2023-06-02 07:13:45

Kid my brother knows just died while him and his friends were wrestling while on cocaine and he had a heart attack and died, now his friend is charged with manslaughter. Two lives ruined over some shit a million people have done without consequence
nitter.moomoo.me/anylaurie16/status/1664334722426896384#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/anylaurie16/status/1664334722426896384#m)
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664530728217120768#m

2023-06-02 03:30:10

has me wondering what a modern Confederacy of Dunces would read like
nitter.moomoo.me/roosterboostee/status/1664329834518966272#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/roosterboostee/status/1664329834518966272#m)
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2023-06-02 03:00:24

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
if you've never had to explain what a balance is to an incensed boomer couple with multiple mortgages as a teenager working on behalf of a bank, you don't know my struggle
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664466970966900737#m

2023-06-02 02:58:27

when i worked call centre customer service for a bank handling mortgages in 2009 (at 19 btw, like...sure) people used to call to abuse us every time the bank raised interest rates in line with the RBA and man i cannot imagine how much worse that is now
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664466478786281477#m

2023-06-02 02:01:58

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
there was also that time i was at a party (again about 16), the cops came, people barricaded us inside and started chanting the name of their gang loudly until star force officers started jumping fences and knocking down doors but im ngl and say that wasn't kinda fun
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664452262780076032#m

2023-06-02 01:59:52

mine is the time i walked into a party as a teenager to see a man sitting on the couch polishing a machete, my friend gasped and he gave her the most evil smile i have ever seen in my life lmao
nitter.moomoo.me/IllyBocean/status/1664415424333885440#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/IllyBocean/status/1664415424333885440#m)
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2023-06-02 00:56:54

im at the point of training Florian to accept a tooth brushing where while im feeding him crack cocaine for cats off the tooth brush i can brush his canines with it, and he is SO confused. I'll have to try and get a video
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664435889710440452#m

2023-06-01 12:25:27

Guess whose nana does NOT have one of the cancer genes even though she got two seperate primary cancers in the same place! Yay! Apparently I still have to get regular tests in the boob crushing starting now though
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664246781440581636#m

2023-06-01 10:38:34

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
can someone look at the evidence and tell me if im being crazy or it was almost certainly him sending me the weird shit in the mail, im doubting myself due how insane this is. Like if he knows he did it, contacting me 12 years later a month after i deny a friend request is...WOW
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664219882739884032#m

2023-06-01 10:30:22

FURTHER UPDATE ON THE GUY WHO STALKED ME (ALLEGEDLY) 12 YEARS AGO. LOOK WHAT I GOT AFTER NOT ACCEPTING HIS ADD FROM A MONTH AGO
nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1654761578762489859#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1654761578762489859#m)
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2023-06-01 08:21:39

it's the best friend i've ever had @manwithibs (https://nitter.moomoo.me/manwithibs)'s birthday so pls enjoy these photos from her 21st
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2023-06-01 06:09:22

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
May favourites. 🎶 One of these things is not like the others 🎶
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https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664152136622702592#m

2023-06-01 04:58:13

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
If it actually does include philosophy please tell me about it because that sounds very interesting and I want to know more
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664134229616386048#m

2023-06-01 04:55:32

Weird how scientific researchers still get designated a doctor of philosophy, not because I think they don’t deserve to be a doctor, it’s just like…you put a goat heart in a baboon how much philosophy did that include exactly
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664133556250218496#m

2023-06-01 02:43:37

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
Aaaaaand now it’s making catching up on my tax returns difficult because it won’t accept that my taxable income from centrelink was 0 and therefore the tax deducted was also 0
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664100360041172993#m

2023-06-01 02:26:16

YESSSS it took a 47 minute phone call but ATO is linked to my My Gov account which means I got some excellent news such as that my HECS debt is 75k and my super fund is 3k. Man I am killing the game
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664095993728729088#m

2023-06-01 02:04:07

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
update, i have never spoken to a nicer or more pleasant government worker and even she's confused about why this is so difficult lmao
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1664090419062538240#m

2023-05-31 11:33:37

the feminine urge to read a 13,000 word, 50 page blog post that cites 180 clinical studies on your particular skin issue
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663871347322421250#m

2023-05-31 10:57:33

i love Golden Girls so much, addressed all these important 80s social issues like HIV/AIDS, homophobia and antisemitism as well as the experience of ageing as a woman and then has dialogue like this:
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https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663862270525599744#m

2023-05-31 09:46:59

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
Bad news: you can
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663844512425447425#m

2023-05-31 09:43:04

Every now and then I remember the time I heard a guy who was friends with my old boss bragging about how much he made off investing in foreclosed houses in Detroit and end up googling “can you actually have a stroke from rage” again
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663843526524952576#m

2023-05-31 08:40:38

All I want is to be so devastatingly beautiful that a man considers leaving the priesthood for me
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663827815098359809#m

2023-05-31 06:19:04

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
I honestly don't understand why there isn't a temporary disability pension. Sickness allowance was useless. Being sick is expensive. It's not even just meds and treatment, it's transport, special foods etc etc
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663792190211129345#m

2023-05-31 06:16:36

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
i had those meetings bc i had to quit my job, my doctor said I shouldn't work or even go into public places filled with people for 3 months. My chemo dose wasn't even as high as a cancer patient's but people still die from infection on it and it still makes you sick!!
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663791568632037377#m

2023-05-31 06:15:46

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
the reason i had to go to those meetings was because my doctor said I shouldn't work or even go into public places filled with people for 3 months. My chemo dose wasn't as high as a cancer patient's but people still die from infection on it and it still makes you sick!!
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663791359701164032#m

2023-05-31 06:14:02

This is so important! Having to be on jobseeker while u have cancer is objectively insane. When i was 19 and having chemo (not for cancer) as well as high dose corticosteroids (which mask symptoms of infections that can kill you) Centrelink tried to force me to go to meetings
nitter.moomoo.me/derridalicious/status/1663789600861720576#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/derridalicious/status/1663789600861720576#m)
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663790922663088128#m

2023-05-31 00:28:35

Guess who’s being the teacher’s pet at the recognising child abuse course?
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663703985935761409#m

2023-05-30 23:10:22

AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! Will i cry again
nitter.moomoo.me/50cent/status/1663681796096024583#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/50cent/status/1663681796096024583#m)
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2023-05-30 10:30:17

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
It’s not like I’m completely clueless about the signs, but I’m not when it comes to kids either and I still think the training is important. In some ways i think it might even be more complex ethically because they’re an adult
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663493022263443457#m

2023-05-30 10:26:27

Doing a child safe environments course tomorrow (while PMS-ing, pray for me) and I was wondering if any of you know if there is a similar course for working with vulnerable adults? I mean they’re also prone to abuse/neglect/exploitation, feels like I should learn about the signs
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663492057791614982#m

2023-05-30 08:52:06

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
I wanna know what the person who asked Kelsie if I have any red flags things about this
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663468313475960832#m

2023-05-30 08:38:04

Mostly happy, a few signs of sad
nitter.moomoo.me/KittenFlower/status/1663164238993690624#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/KittenFlower/status/1663164238993690624#m)
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2023-05-30 06:23:41

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
24 year olds now of days would be like “please officer, just one more honk on my vape before we go run through some humans with a pointy bit of metal” and I respect it because me too
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663430963425333248#m

2023-05-30 05:22:02

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
me finding out that doing a PhD that I am getting paid 32k a year for is hard and expecting sympathy
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663415451119153153#m

2023-05-30 05:18:27

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
it's day 25 of my cycle and two weeks until the meeting/presentation that decides whether to confirm my candidature which i am preparing for while trying to deal with the progression of my ethics applications so i can get into the field and i need to double my beta blocker dose
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663414547326308353#m

2023-05-30 05:16:31

man doing a PhD is realllly showing me how bad I am at paying attention to tiny bureaucratic details. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO EXACT? Can't believe dealing with Centrelink hasn't prepared me for this
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663414060254371840#m

2023-05-30 03:34:50

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
also at the club, guy showed me a small scar on his leg and said he was bitten by a shark, i said "looks more like you were bitten by a guppie" and he flipped a table and had to be escorted out by security
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663388473095782400#m

2023-05-30 03:32:31

at a club, a man i had never met before came up and asked me how much a polar bear weighs then said "enough to break the ice", i chuckled weakly and he said "hey if i can score some drugs do you want to come back to my house and do them?"
nitter.moomoo.me/elefaantzz/status/1662306349726806016#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/elefaantzz/status/1662306349726806016#m)
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663387889932316672#m

2023-05-30 02:41:31

sucks when someone does something cool like storm the capitol, but in a loser way
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663375053688545280#m

2023-05-30 01:42:45

This happened to me the other day
nitter.moomoo.me/still\_oppressed/status/1663059948660740096#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/still_oppressed/status/1663059948660740096#m)
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663360263666675712#m

2023-05-30 01:32:04

\*to the sky\* look, I love rain. Some of my best friends are rain. But I need my washing to dry today. You see, it’s my cosies
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663357574836781057#m

2023-05-29 12:09:05

Does anyone wanna go see Suspiria with me on June 30th? The Argento one. I’ll go alone just to see it on the big screen but company wouldn’t suck
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663155500777865217#m

2023-05-29 10:59:45

Out: no loads refused party
In: seed release ritual
nitter.moomoo.me/JustinWhang/status/1663085732733304833#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/JustinWhang/status/1663085732733304833#m)
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663138052502589446#m

2023-05-29 10:32:36

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
and that’s how how her husband got salmonella 😬
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663131216927948800#m

2023-05-29 10:32:04

Psst, word on the street is that Kelsie stuffs her bra and does not in fact have “big naturals,” unless you count the time she used raw chicken breast fillets after misunderstanding a google search
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663131082013945857#m

2023-05-29 09:33:55

The episode of Golden Girls where they start farming mink for fur in their garage feels like a fever dream
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663116450784239616#m

2023-05-29 08:47:37

I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though. Or sorry that happened.
https://nitter.moomoo.me/pic/media%2FFxSI_oEaIAAJ1Ok.jpg
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https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663104798458265601#m

2023-05-29 06:17:22

Oh would you look at that, 4pm, time to cook dinner
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663066987965333507#m

2023-05-29 05:45:56

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
Can’t help thinking this has something to do with it
https://nitter.moomoo.me/pic/media%2FFxRfagFaEAIquDC.jpg
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663059077415727104#m

2023-05-29 05:44:52

My favourite thing on this website is when someone can’t go “oh sorry I was wrong” and doubles down. My 2nd favourite is how often someone says they’re wrong & continues getting dragged. Twitter is not beating the online quarantine for the disagreeable allegations
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663058808736985089#m

2023-05-29 02:53:21

ok this is something that has done my head in for years but i thought it was just because im a dumbass with numbers but i finally looked into it and it turns out you really don't always share exactly 50% of your DNA w your full siblings
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https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1663015644940619776#m

2023-05-28 22:00:21

i have a Thing about natural disasters so last time Adelaide had an earthquake i googled "how far do tsunamis come inland" then worked out how far i was from the coast. Determined i was not in tsunami range, THEN i realised i lived downhill from a large reservoir
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662941906614255616#m

2023-05-28 21:14:18

fell asleep early watching Golden Girls with a heat pack on my sciatic nerve last night, your 70s really are a golden era
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662930319576825856#m

2023-05-28 10:58:21

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
Btw when I was in the US I saw people practice field sobriety tests so they could try to get away w drunk driving lmaoooo
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662775309597577223#m

2023-05-28 10:51:19

Wild how cops in the US do field sobriety tests on people suspected of DWI and don’t even always carry a breathalyser. With the budgets they have you gotta wonder if it’s purely for entertainment at this point. Or maybe their budget is tied up in buying military grade weaponry
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662773541992026112#m

2023-05-28 07:51:36

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
When I got this guy one of the other tattoo artists made a joke about me getting a bird in a low position and you have no idea how hard it was to not go “ACTUALLY, swallows are known for flying low to the ground while feeding on their natural diet of insects”
https://nitter.moomoo.me/pic/media%2FFxMylU9acAEL0-H.jpg
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662728312337342467#m

2023-05-28 07:45:22

mine were Welcome Swallows who would come fly around the garage of my childhood home for a few weeks every year. In a lot pf places with harsh winters, Swallows were seen as a symbol of hope because their arrival meant Spring was coming
nitter.moomoo.me/RaxKingIsDead/status/1662495144514387969#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/RaxKingIsDead/status/1662495144514387969#m)
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662726745999704069#m

2023-05-28 05:19:39

The funny thing about this is that Kelsie hasn’t seen my tits but once I said I hadn’t seen hers and she DMed me them in less than 30 seconds
nitter.moomoo.me/randyshart/status/1662281599982133249#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/randyshart/status/1662281599982133249#m)
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662690075518574592#m

2023-05-28 05:06:24

This is still going and I still absolutely love it. Ty @manwithibs (https://nitter.moomoo.me/manwithibs)
nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/960739982217420800#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/960739982217420800#m)
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662686740115783682#m

2023-05-28 03:27:27

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
I mean obviously the conditions sucked, it was still a ghetto, and one inside an occupied country during a world war. But it saved like 20,000 people, and it was easier to do underground resistance work there too. Also randomly was where Rene Rivkin was born lmao
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662661839510196224#m

2023-05-28 03:19:57

Finding out about the Shanghai ghetto was wild, like with all the shit Japan did in China, allowing unconditional migration to China and not agreeing to hand the Jews there over saved a lot of people
nitter.moomoo.me/RateMySalad/status/1662545779343409152#m (https://nitter.moomoo.me/RateMySalad/status/1662545779343409152#m)
https://nitter.moomoo.me/pic/media%2FFxL0aQhaIAcTtq_.jpg
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662659950420824064#m

2023-05-27 12:41:43

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
the only time ive given an uber driver less than 5 stars is when the guy reversed a couple of hundred metres down port road (big, very busy) and even then i couldnt bring myself to give him less than four. No, not a saint - just an ally to the dangerous driver community
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662438937112219648#m

2023-05-27 12:41:43

2023-05-27 12:22:59

My Uber driver is speeding enough for me as a non driver to notice and I’m still gonna give his ass 5 stars ⭐️
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662434223175749633#m

2023-05-27 12:22:59

My Uber driver is speeding enough for me as a non driver to notice and I’m still gonna give his ass 5 stars ⭐️
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662434223175749633#m

2023-05-27 09:57:15

If I ever get murdered and the police ask if I had any enemies, you know what to say
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662397545262481408#m

2023-05-27 08:56:36

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
It took me about 9 attempts to quit (and now I vape, sorry body). My nana is 76, hasn’t smoked since her 40s and she still gets cravings!
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662382283419189254#m

2023-05-27 08:50:16

Biggest loser opinion of all time from someone who has never smoked. Oh yeah there’s definitely no no withdrawals! Just a bit grumpy!
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https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662380689172627456#m

2023-05-27 07:54:12

I love how my offical role when mum goes out is dog sitter but my unofficial role is makeup artist and hype man. It’s a really nice way to spend time together! (I come earlier in the day so we get time to hang)
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662366578485374978#m

2023-05-27 07:03:48

**Response to @luxlazuli:**
Hey girl I barely know can you please meet me in the park in the middle of the night with a rope? Anyway we named the dog Peter and she slept in my bed until morning when her owned came and got her, turns out her name was Snowy lol
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662353896524881920#m

2023-05-27 07:02:11

When Izzy and I had only known each other for a few months I went for a night walk at like 1am, found a loose dog and text her to come meet me in the park with a rope because I couldn’t pick the dog up and I think that’s so fucking funny like no hesitation on her behalf
https://nitter.moomoo.me/luxlazuli/status/1662353491204136961#m