sway
🐺 sara

freedom & privacy first
a stranger in a strange land

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npub1pwqhjd7f6r40kvy4u6c9edppra6km5s08vulrdcctd0704xe0huqn4epsw

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sway@coinos.io

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sway@coinos.io

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2025-04-24 16:00:28

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& get stepped on by someone in stilettos? 👠 no, no, no lol

2025-04-24 00:38:22

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still growing & blooming

2025-04-23 21:46:21

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i have not & won’t. i feel like i am safer in a cave with bears than finding out i am probably surrounded by sickos. i am prepared for both threats either way.

2025-04-23 21:37:48

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probably. is that enough?

2025-04-23 20:01:01

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i would agree without hesitation

2025-04-20 19:36:13

living rocks
https://image.nostr.build/7564546db4ae77d81d549f64146341b0723c870ab19cd00d110eb827cdc9f9b8.jpg

2025-04-20 19:25:58

the lithops i have been caring for at my parents’ place.
these are native to the northern cape of south africa. they are succulents that look like rocks.
https://image.nostr.build/07f7303ecfa4d43faed3bf35871abe2ba4612d79aba595f78143226ac17b42be.jpg

2025-04-18 17:58:54

damn dog had to bark. it could have been worse.
https://video.nostr.build/89ed41f568e93f9099d772550faf204dbc8a70a137824a25801b4ffae7e7c485.mp4

2025-04-17 16:00:39

you guys, the bears are back!
https://video.nostr.build/ef6d0f6463529f73631277f0f0359d8f8548cc6f3b12a46b4da3f00041bc8f2e.mp4

2025-04-17 14:54:43

i want to be able to replace my phone’s batteries myself.

2025-04-17 01:14:58

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before they became aggregated? that would have been annoying. is this nostr or jackstr? lol

2025-04-16 20:44:40

i have returned to cowlandia
https://image.nostr.build/14d15961e409968a0698391bb1afc1fd3355ffa7461d9a603516f16350b8f7b3.jpg

2025-04-16 15:42:01

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anywhere you like. :)
dallas is too flat but gas is cheap!

2025-04-16 02:08:25

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i love it more when it’s kimchi

2025-04-13 23:29:18

i'm from wyoming. i get very excited about dolphins. :)
https://image.nostr.build/c3c8eb8c602860421266286f11edc2f2a35058da260e230c9d1c089a092a3fd7.jpg

2025-04-13 22:34:52

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to typo is human :')

2025-04-13 20:37:12

it is so refreshing to scroll here & not see a single ad. :')

2025-04-13 18:10:57

we are sideways!!
https://video.nostr.build/b3b06848912d69673f8a17ba591fcc3017572dd15581132289f2a95a22ff7af6.mp4

2025-04-13 17:36:13

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it's so weird that i do this already without trying. when i read this, it gave me a slight headache because i'm reminded that i haven't had a meal for 20 hours now.

2025-04-13 03:35:02

what a beautiful day at sea!
gn, nostratis <3

2025-04-12 22:07:49

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what is bitcoin?
answering for a friend

2025-04-12 22:05:04

a friend back in wy calls it the _specific ocean_
https://image.nostr.build/a3a9f554b0d28047b55f6f3fb2d548dbf8a56c43bfa0556cc380dba2759ddafb.jpg

2025-04-12 15:50:02

i learned something new this morning. it's called, _fucktose intolerant_
it is the severe condition of being completely unable to tolerate other people's bullshit

2025-04-12 14:42:36

gm
have a good weekend
https://image.nostr.build/15b291dc7adccba646110bc324ba59a47288a872483f2ef2e7a655678be0b4f5.jpg

2025-04-12 04:05:16

tomorrow, we
"so blame it on my a.d.d baby"
https://music.apple.com/us/album/sail/422478077

2025-04-12 01:56:16

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*how to set this up

2025-04-12 01:52:46

i am thinking of getting my own domain for a personalized nip-05. someone please point me to a guide on now this set up.
thanks in advance!
#asknostr

2025-04-12 01:26:04

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let it rain confetti! 🎊

2025-04-12 01:15:13

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tds is real. i thought it was a casual passing term used to describe the hardcore opposition but, no. these people wake up everyday with hate in their hearts & minds. they are too unreasonable for my taste.

2025-04-11 23:35:11

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definitely a shit stain than a chocolate lol hope it doesn't smell like it

2025-04-11 16:54:35

what's your name, son?
evan
evan what?
just evan
ain't you fancy, one name like madonna & elmo

2025-04-11 15:19:18

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yes
@npub1yzv…rf8q may i also suggest to space out the actions below. i often repost something when i only mean to send a reaction.
https://image.nostr.build/696c8ac4ae18cb384abff6de40f4e524484fcf5cdb2310d22dc6803efb80d1a7.png

2025-04-11 15:14:36

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big tech has largely been the latter. they can create the problem through an idea or business & also sell the solution in the same breathe.

2025-04-11 03:01:23

youtube: top so & so professional banned after revealing secret.
the secret? blue light makes you fat.
the person revealing the secret is fat. -_-

2025-04-10 23:00:32

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not when he's always left behind xD

2025-04-10 20:46:29

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i am so sorry you had to suffer through that lol xoxo

2025-04-10 19:28:49

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*hack

2025-04-10 19:10:07

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they had a zapathon

2025-04-10 18:18:33

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i do not have it in me to align with that culture. in some situations, it's the parents encouraging their children to make a living that way. maybe wishing they had something like it during their time.

2025-04-10 02:53:57

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shitposting :)

2025-04-10 02:48:41

i have two enlisted brothers in the navy. one in the west coast & the other in the east.
the east coast older brother is traveling to the west coast for training & this is my chance to see them both without having to make two trips.
i've been cleared hot for tacos & ceviche on the north island this weekend as long as i bring bison meat.

2025-04-10 01:05:03

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he's a character. he's has the right kind of personality to deliver the messaging that he does.

2025-04-09 23:24:05

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don't do it :)

2025-04-09 22:29:56

https://clip.cafe/mission-impossible-1996/i-dont-have-tell-what-a-comfort-anonymity-in-profession/

2025-04-09 17:54:22

we are all economic survivors, not victims. we don't recognize it enough.

2025-04-09 17:44:06

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me too :)

2025-04-09 17:26:26

i had to query what _pfp_ means! it cost me 1 sat in ppq.
in case you didn't know, it means, profile picture.
#confessions

2025-04-09 17:16:32

https://image.nostr.build/03c117b2ee0097ee86564cf4a112cc5414b48895141f1ac21902646d33109883.jpg

2025-04-09 16:32:31

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https://media2.giphy.com/media/Lopx9eUi34rbq/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d5osmtwqhhdfpbh20e8dz7use1aspgxrpir70un1t0&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-04-09 16:28:26

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i confess that i have nothing to confess. :(

2025-04-09 16:27:11

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a-ha! i'm going to go make popcorn. hopefully it is as saucy as i hope it is. regardless, i'm eating the popcorn.

2025-04-09 16:23:03

the nostr confessionals
does it exist?

2025-04-09 14:05:42

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xD total opposites. whose signal lights are broken?

2025-04-09 03:06:25

if ai is _hallucinating_ when it misspells words, i plan to use the same excuse.
pardon me, i'm hallucaniting right meow

2025-04-09 01:49:27

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nice balls

2025-04-09 01:48:57

i have always wondered if i will ever chip away at my _saved for a rainy day_ money. if that time has come due to the tariffs, i can feel proud as an adult that i came prepared.

2025-04-09 00:36:20

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waiting for "got android? use damus" ad. i heard it's coming.

2025-04-09 00:27:21

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that npub who is a primal legend should be the first auto-mute on primal for new users.

2025-04-08 21:50:33

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bun bun saw peter rabbits death stare about to murder him with a carrot. XD
https://video.nostr.build/43d16404fb1f0c016a1b2799e38a3cf1dac9e4b16c990996e779914134895770.mp4

2025-04-08 20:07:28

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this is cool! B)

2025-04-08 19:53:55

is there a nostr pay sats per use ai? #asknostr

2025-04-08 18:45:54

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it pairs well with quantum soda! the fizz comes from another dimension.

2025-04-08 18:30:20

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i feel the same. i randomly saw a yt video about quantum entanglement, now everything is quantum this & quantum that.

2025-04-08 16:32:09

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i don't know.

2025-04-08 16:20:36

i got a degree in something something. after graduation, my parents said, "come home, we need your help". then my two brothers said, "you're home, we need your help with the kids".
simply put, i work for my family as their personal assistant, tutor, babysitter, mail sorter & shredder.
i don't pay any income taxes.

2025-04-08 14:52:07

sun is shining, the weather is sweet.
good morning!
https://video.nostr.build/a24f4517627b128b7a727ce4a5a9db956a1b2f69f46d678a03300df8af6cb87c.mp4

2025-04-08 14:21:39

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i have never been on bluesky. from what i've read, i might be allergic to the people there.

2025-04-08 01:35:29

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thai is great, too!

2025-04-07 21:53:00

politicians should probably be issued a dumbphone to match their competence.

2025-04-07 19:50:54

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i would like to try this. it will be my first and only wot relay. if i may.

2025-04-07 19:45:10

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murdered ny stripper! o.O

2025-04-07 18:03:58

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i take it y'all shamed the dude to oblivion?

2025-04-07 17:23:08

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uuuffff! i saw a sign of hashtag abuse yesterday. all sorts of vanilla hashtags but advertising sicko content.

2025-04-07 14:05:43

are we poor yet? no?

2025-04-07 01:57:12

one of the things that turned of off about llm's is that it can still misspell words. google's gemini for example spelled _lableing_ instead of labeling.
i get that it's learning but which english dictionary did it ingest for it to misspell that word.
i asked it how this is possible? one of its reasons is that it sometimes _hallucinates_
"Like all large language models, I can sometimes "hallucinate" information, including incorrect spellings. This means that I can produce text that seems correct but is actually wrong."

2025-04-06 22:54:23

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did you have one as a pet before?

2025-04-06 22:47:28

the dunning-kruger effect can be observed in social media. even here, there are no exceptions.
i have no doubt that i am equal parts dumb & smart. one thing is for sure, i have nothing to prove to anyone.

2025-04-06 19:25:23

finance your next breakfast burrito delivery!
https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5205786-doordash-klarna-sign-deal-for-deferred-installment-food-delivery-payments/

2025-04-06 17:56:24

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big green egg

2025-04-06 17:55:25

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haha, hardly. if not for ryan's repost, it would not have blossomed the way it did.

2025-04-06 17:41:08

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i scratched & sniffed this one!! XD

2025-04-06 17:02:36

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double ick!

2025-04-06 16:56:09

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https://media1.giphy.com/media/mEUmeOiT9MCMo/200w.webp?cid=4ea4f8d5uli5g1vd37zv06lpxezgbkxmxayu7mvjqrh21zxt&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

2025-04-06 16:43:15

i get an icky feeling when i see someone says _follow me_. there is a 100% chance that i won't.

2025-04-06 14:45:56

good morning moo from cow to you
https://video.nostr.build/9832bb5d4c363cbfcd62bac739f6472da60c6f5baf57982c4aa5aa2963788f7c.mp4

2025-04-05 20:39:14

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i'm a retarded new person. before i follow for follow, i do a trusty scratch & sniff process. so far, so good.

2025-04-05 18:12:30

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haha, you must have come across them during the summer rutting season. they really do smell the worst.

2025-04-05 16:54:22

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they make the most noise when they're mating.

2025-04-05 16:47:21

in these parts, we stop for bisons.
https://video.nostr.build/55f6fad238da0063cb8b8765cd4eb1ac5c3d7f46daeb564ec6928aa2660e0bb0.mp4

2025-04-05 15:23:11

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we were at least 15 ft away. it is probably used to people hiking this trail.

2025-04-05 15:16:18

foxy mcfox
https://video.nostr.build/31a1a7077d1b8b6a44329f74369a124a46729a6943b5fd47df01cfca31c2a86b.mp4

2025-04-05 05:07:25

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i saw that hellthread earlier today. i learned fast and did it, too.

2025-04-05 00:51:31

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is this for back-up power?

2025-04-04 23:53:04

this is getting weird.
https://image.nostr.build/73f5216628db5fa7be53f4f3106fbfeeea23011029d148729e31ddcffcb1aade.png

2025-04-04 23:44:26

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is that called warrior grooming?

2025-04-04 21:38:48

my family will only have two breeds of dogs. family rules that can't be broken.
1. boerboel
2. rhodesian ridgeback

2025-04-04 21:35:10

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it's a mouse trap!

2025-04-04 20:45:25

the internet broke a lot of people. the same broken people look to the internet to fix themselves. you cannot heal in the same place that hurt you.

2025-04-04 18:06:39

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thanks for the tip! i am exploring four android clients at the moment. probably a feature of this protocol. xD

2025-04-04 17:53:17

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is there an android client that does the same thing?