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Working in IT.
Huge fan of privacy and decentralization.
Interested in a million things, literate in some.
Please read my toots in a Morgan Freeman voice.

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Public Key

npub1pvhlervsqpzjk9dyshl3h7vsgax8hpsf5q2rwp6ptta4van0fcasnm7s33

NIP-05 Address

fzer0_at_nerdculture.de@mostr.pub

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsqktlu3kgqq3ftzkjgtlcmlxgywnrmscy6q9phqaq4476kweh5uwcw0s0n2

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npub1pvhlervsqpzjk9dyshl3h7vsgax8hpsf5q2rwp6ptta4van0fcasnm7s33

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2024-09-13 14:06:12

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@npub19yp…jgqr
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/113/130/625/769/483/731/original/71c125a88e24e378.jpg

2024-09-09 14:51:18

Meine Frau weiß nicht dass ich schon daheim bin und ich höre sie zu lauter Musik singen. 😅
Wechselnd von ABBA zu Nu Metal zu Rock. 🥰

2024-09-09 10:51:41

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@npub19yp…jgqr
The memory comes back while i am playing.
Resisting the urge to "spoil" myself is hard tho.

2024-09-09 10:45:08

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@npub19yp…jgqr
Finished ME1 this weekend.
Started ME2 yesterday.
Still amazing after all this years.

2024-09-09 10:42:19

Want to play #MassEffect but have to work.
Life is so unfair.

2024-09-06 10:45:26

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@npub1htr…jhsf
Der neue Admin hat also jahrelang irgendwelche Systeme laufen lassen ohne zu hinterfragen und dann ist Jahre später der Vorgänger schuld?
Hmmmm

2024-08-26 14:41:26

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
My notes state that, an i quote:
"Marries bf because he his hunky and rich"

2024-08-26 14:21:27

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Why no 🍕 or 🍔 ?
We can have all those things, even Kebap and Bosna delievered and i live very rural.

2024-08-18 18:47:28

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@npub14f7…eqrq
Seit wann brauchen BJ einen Hype?

2024-08-15 23:01:38

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
What's your sample size?
My experiences with US friends are pretty contrary.
(my "friends " are business friends but still)

2024-08-12 16:03:58

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
I don't know many but during my learntime i got told that since the german empire exists the screw is turned to the right.

2024-08-09 14:21:36

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@npub1wpj…7m4z
And all of a sudden they all come running back to me...
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/112/932/502/996/148/288/original/98d6d0d89a9512f7.jpg

2024-08-08 18:06:33

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@npub19yp…jgqr
The fact that one gets 20% more hugs at first meeting with code grillchen20 shows that you are very left leaning and on the edge to communism.
So this should be an easy task.

2024-07-30 14:24:18

Hat wer mitbekommen wie DE den Kommunismus ausgerufen und alle Unternehmen verstaatlicht hat?
Auch nicht?
Seltsam.
https://www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/unternehmen/subventionen-dax-konzerne-100.html

2024-07-22 18:27:21

People talk to a guy that says Asimov is boring
In 2024
On the Fediverse
Without calling him a dumb fuckface
I don't like this timeline at all.
This is not the Fedi it was used to be.

2024-06-29 23:46:39

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@npub1vwr…fnzd
It's either real or it's a dream
There's nothing that is in between

2024-06-28 14:50:00

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@npub19yp…jgqr
We are very polite and nice but we don't mean it.

2024-06-17 05:05:09

Morning!
I am the first one in the office which means the coffee machine is not turned on yet. :blobcatangery:

2024-06-01 12:57:11

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Head - boobs - hands
Strange proportions
@npub1sa2…jgrv

2024-05-25 16:17:22

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@npub19yp…jgqr
Ist doch eh schon so.
Es gibt ja gar kein "Verbot", der Motor muss nur bis 2035 CO² neutral sein.
Daher kommt ja auch Lindners Ständer auf eFools

2024-05-23 17:21:22

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
It's a picture.
More precisely a picture in the popular webp format.

2024-05-22 16:16:40

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Wann help me build a "search engine"?
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/112/485/635/213/544/056/original/d00c8dae5e24ebac.webp

2024-05-16 19:11:59

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
why?

2024-05-09 14:43:25

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
state-prescribed?
It literally says "company health schemes"

2024-05-08 04:26:05

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
If you gaze long into a google street view car camera, the google street view car camera also gazes into you.

2024-05-04 07:48:24

And so it begins....
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/112/381/713/073/418/192/original/15baac35e31bd503.jpg

2024-05-04 07:21:10

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
That's what Linux Distros are for nowadays

2024-05-03 11:36:16

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@npub19yp…jgqr @npub1c4s…aqv4
Ya, 20s kaia married a dude even if she already knew she was a lesbian back then.
Silly gurl! 😅

2024-05-02 17:23:57

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@npub1650…ssvu
I'll take one now, one to go and 3 for storage.

2024-04-30 14:58:02

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
2 questions
Why do you track that data?
Do audiobooks really count as reading?

2024-04-21 07:09:05

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 @npub1c4s…aqv4
You could have been First Husband of the NCR if you'd played your cards better.

2024-04-18 17:52:53

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
you know how to graft?

2024-04-18 09:01:31

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
True, but most bosses tend to micromanagement to much.
There's a personal sweet spot for every person on how much "freedom" they have at work.

2024-04-17 09:11:20

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
What does a purple haired woman trade these days?

2024-04-12 06:59:12

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Don't go there by plane.

2024-04-11 09:44:05

This joke does not fly here because i am pretty sure the fediverse is laserprinterland.
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/112/251/931/377/344/288/original/9514adc26218345a.png

2024-04-09 08:38:42

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 @npub1c4s…aqv4
Ich glaube sie meint einen Büffel.

2024-04-04 17:42:32

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
uh oh, i know stuff.
wild stuff.

2024-04-01 16:57:27

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
no picture :blobcatfluffangry:

2024-04-01 16:52:40

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
No alt text :blobcatfluffangry:

2024-04-01 15:07:01

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
kaia 2.0
#richbitch
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/112/196/582/112/564/074/original/ff2fb97db018bed3.png

2024-03-29 10:17:17

Due to a comment from @npub1gcu…d8ng I will try to write my toots in English in future and only reply in german in german conversations.
Be prepared for exceptions and bad english :ablobcatwink:

2024-03-29 08:35:18

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Bei der Welt ist es sicher der böse Linksruck der Gesellschaft mit dem einzigen Ziel die Schokofirmen zu schädigen.
Habeck ist der Strippenzieher dahinter.

2024-03-28 17:47:11

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
The weather is shit anyway.

2024-03-25 08:42:21

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Kaia thinks about thermonuclear war a lot?
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/112/155/446/011/534/585/original/a7891b1ca4d2f19d.mp4

2024-03-23 09:32:33

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/112/144/310/769/100/038/original/afa48561d4402dde.jpg

2024-03-22 15:52:42

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
What the fuck did you just fucking say about us? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the BND and I have over 300 confirmed shitposts. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top shitposter in the entire german forces. You are nothing to me but just another n00b. I will wipe you the fuck out with words the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.

2024-03-22 10:00:16

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/112/138/757/180/975/270/original/0fd9a7b9cb581352.png

2024-03-22 08:13:59

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Strangely familiar
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/112/138/338/103/191/132/original/e2eab71c2aa782fc.png

2024-03-21 10:43:16

NSFW ?!?
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/112/133/261/021/755/820/original/5ba8f05b02dc90bb.png

2024-03-19 18:45:41

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
You know you want it.
Gimme 💰
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/112/123/834/604/903/221/original/e5e70b06e78fcba2.png

2024-03-19 08:04:32

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
strawberry jam.
apricot jam if no strawberrry jam is available.

2024-03-14 09:34:36

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Aside from the price, the upper fabric is a pita to keep nice.

2024-03-14 09:31:23

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
No, just no
:blobcatmoney:

2024-03-13 11:29:37

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Wait, this is not your real name, is it?

2024-03-12 10:15:35

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
I'm always a little envious when people have a good relationship with their parents.
I mean, we don't have fights and I visit them regularly, but we don't have a really close relationship.
I always ask myself how it will be with my kids.

2024-03-10 09:29:44

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Slip? 🤔

2024-03-09 20:20:53

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Reminds me....
https://youtu.be/PAm72W-_Lq0?si=xxOyfzPngXQHlqzJ

2024-03-09 06:22:38

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
And i thought you' be more the Cassidy type.
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/112/064/285/772/659/176/original/4cd4a2896322f785.jpg

2024-03-04 15:19:19

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
💩

2024-03-02 11:16:53

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
again?
Tell me about past shemes, maybe they can be applied here too.

2024-03-01 07:49:43

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Here's a picture of Tucker Carlson telling the truth.
(You'll see that there is no picture attached)
[You may lol now]

2024-02-27 15:13:05

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Ya.
But like most sexy stuff it will get annoying pretty fast i guess.

2024-02-26 20:30:07

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@npub1rea…fduv
Personal password
*tips 1234

2024-02-22 06:37:58

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@npub12jw…rvm9
Right in the feels für Leute mit Winterdepression.

2024-02-20 06:53:01

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
https://www.bundesverfassungsgericht.de/SharedDocs/Entscheidungen/DE/2004/03/rk20040310_2bvr057701.html
@npub19yp…jgqr

2024-02-17 11:08:02

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
:blobcatpeek:
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/111/946/498/669/152/392/original/f72801f124596cc8.jpg

2024-02-09 10:38:36

It makes me sad at how accurate this is.
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/111/901/081/251/683/073/original/204c546db52a6312.png

2024-02-09 08:43:23

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Does this include tomboys?

2024-02-05 12:45:01

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@npub1kqh…8fse
Bin echt am überlegen BYD Aktien zu kaufen.
Noch dazu da deren Hauptgeschäftszweig ja eigentlich Akkus sind.

2024-02-04 15:43:36

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Addendum:
The chaos is partly due to i am being blocked by half the people she talks to. :ablobcatcoffee:

2024-02-04 14:42:29

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 @npub19yp…jgqr
Thuis your doggo?

2024-02-02 16:45:24

Everytime i get the feeling Mastodon is getting too serious i just look at @npub1c4s…aqv4 's timeline.
For some strange reason there is pure chaos.
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/111/862/890/890/213/150/original/2ba1e15b7bfc38f6.jpg

2024-02-02 08:45:37

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Where do you see yourself in 5 years Hank?

2024-02-01 17:40:21

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Many towns here have dedicated houses for rats.
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/111/857/449/114/708/558/original/d2af46e66c5ea300.jpg

2024-01-29 14:05:21

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Marder oder Siebenschläfer evtl.

2024-01-28 15:49:09

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
You have a dedicated shitpost device?

2024-01-15 15:03:35

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@npub1k6g…g4ae
Der Typ ist ein AfDler, jedes Treffen dem er beiwohnt ist ein Treffen von einschlägigen Rechtsextremen, duh.
Diese Überschriften lesen sich immer wie "armer Politiker eventuell fast versehentlich bei Nazis gesessen".

2024-01-11 08:41:09

Never forget
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/111/736/416/411/182/814/original/1ec41f595d118010.png

2024-01-11 06:48:47

Seit ich politisch Denken kann werde ich vor dem "Linksrutsch" gewarnt und ich muss sagen, die Politiker haben wirklich abgeliefert.
Kein Linksrutsch weit und breit.
Ganz im Gegenteil.

2024-01-09 18:17:48

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Tf, why don't i have a family song?

2024-01-04 16:35:16

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Longtruck is loooooong
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/111/698/647/899/837/929/original/312819e3456fd5a1.jpg

2023-12-26 00:12:26

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
The Tesla horse
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/111/643/821/950/253/878/original/cc40e5d31993dccd.png

2023-12-19 12:06:51

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Those are ghouls!

2023-12-13 09:39:15

#Cryptocurrency miner on every work machine in
3....
2....
1....
😅
#musk
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/111/572/437/868/241/277/original/fa9ed0936fe43e24.png

2023-12-09 10:29:21

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@npub1wsj…swju @npub1ayv…r6h2 @npub1fmr…9f0s @npub1ccn…czwu
Well,
Jews - cut off a bit to please god
Christians - don't use 'em to please god
Muslims - samsies
Some asians - let's make a yearly penis festival
😅

2023-12-09 09:12:06

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@npub1wsj…swju @npub1ayv…r6h2 @npub1fmr…9f0s @npub1ccn…czwu
Somehow all religions tend to have a strange fixation on genitals.
Must be a human thing.

2023-12-08 15:35:57

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@npub1ccn…czwu
Our silly hat is imaginary....

2023-12-06 11:30:50

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@npub1w7m…9wnp
Mit Orangen? 🤔

2023-12-06 11:22:01

Ich sitz allein im #Homeoffice, da mach ich mir #ToastHawaii und es gibt nichts was ihr dagegen tun könnt. 😋
#Fzer0kocht
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/111/533/208/508/872/216/original/08bba58adddbf7eb.jpg

2023-11-20 10:35:45

#Montag Mittag und ich so
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/111/442/429/901/418/250/original/4d3a00667248a2f4.png

2023-10-29 08:03:43

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@npub1lr4…2m6e
Wie kann er der Traummann sein wenn er doch ein geimpftes Schlafschaf ist?

2023-10-27 13:48:48

Mein erster Versuch eines Fladenbrotes weil sich Mrs. Fzer0 heute Döner Kebap wünscht.
#Fzer0backt
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/111/307/294/782/889/996/original/2502a176bc5e5a90.jpg

2023-09-26 12:09:51

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@npub1wmw…xgaf @npub1w7m…9wnp @npub1czl…sumx
Ja klar, ich habe heute eher schlechte Laune und vielleicht war sexistisch das falsche Wort.
Jedenfalls nervts.

2023-09-26 11:16:59

Wenn ein Mann einer Frau sagt "Schau nicht so ernst, lach doch mal" ist das sexistisch.
Wie schaut es eigentich umgekehrt aus?
Frage für einen heute leicht genervten Fzer0

2023-09-06 19:25:29

Warum müssen Rechtskonservative ihre Meinung eigentlich immer mit einem Bierkrug in der Hand rausposaunen?
Ist das ein Fetisch?
Und meist ist es ja eine Maß, als müssten die was kompensieren.
#SmallDickEnergy

2023-09-01 12:57:06

Ich habe aus dem Obstkorb heute Bananen gerettet.
Das ist ein Job für Dörry McDörrface!
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/110/989/998/086/324/802/original/6804b23b09c13a36.jpg

2023-08-25 08:20:04

Interessante Geschichte.
Hab ich schon mal gesagt dass ich ein Fan von #Genossenschaften bin?
#Klimakrise #Wasserkrise
https://youtu.be/W2li-zjrEQc?si=LZUcNx0JmlDQepDT
Kennst du sowas schon? @npub1gee…j7s9

2023-06-27 11:29:07

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@npub1zdp…vqv8
Great story.
One thing tho, 100.000 years will not nearly be enough for earth to recover after we are done with it.

2023-06-13 07:43:44

Ich weiß nicht ob Sie's schon wussten aber in #Österreich brechen dank der #Klimakatastrophe schon die Alpen zusammen.
Ohne #Permafrost halten die Berge einfach nichts aus.
#galtür
https://tirol.orf.at/stories/3211320/
https://nerdculture.de/system/media_attachments/files/110/535/779/439/724/136/original/623d309f8ab48bf5.png