Not James

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2024-06-08 13:05:46

Bad news, celebrity deaths, French fries at the bottom of the bag, testicles. So many things come in threes.

2024-06-08 13:04:31

Howie Mandel is short for Howard Mandelbrot.

2024-06-07 21:09:43

I used to like people until I met a person.

2024-06-06 00:23:22

I don’t care what my doctor says, sleeping can be a hobby.

2024-06-05 21:42:15

Tongues are just mouth fingers.

2024-06-05 03:01:36

Gonna put a webcam in my fridge so I can see what the fiendish man craving cold cuts looks like.

2024-06-05 02:57:48

The cool thing about sliced pepperoni is how easy it is to carry 60 of them.

2024-06-04 19:33:40

I too am artificially intelligent

2024-06-04 16:41:55

The only thing worse than kicking a man while he’s down is kicking a man while he’s in the middle of a sick backflip.

2024-06-04 00:15:27

My rap name is Lil Dijon

2024-06-03 23:39:34

It’s funny how everyone my age is an adult, and I’m just… here.

2024-06-03 22:58:15

My hidden talents aren’t hidden from you, they’re hidden from me.

2024-06-03 22:56:56

I would pick up jogging but I prefer running from specific things.

2024-06-03 22:55:58

I’m just a few bad decisions away from being the subject of a cautionary tale.

2024-06-03 17:15:15

I went to the school of hard knocks but for some reason everyone insists I use their doorbell.

2024-06-02 23:35:52

Lots of people like hand jobs. Sculptors, watchmakers, and potters, for example.

2024-06-01 21:28:53

Proudly pronouncing hubris the same way as debris for as long as I can remember.

2024-05-31 19:33:58

Felonies are only a big deal after 35 of them.

2024-05-30 16:06:10

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it appears that Flavortown isn't an actual destination you can visit.

2024-05-30 16:06:10

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it appears that Flavortown isn't an actual destination you can visit.

2024-05-29 21:16:38

Would anyone have dogs if they farted as loud as people

2024-05-29 19:26:11

Oh! A cool video! It would be a shame if someone dubbed in some terrible music.

2024-05-26 23:31:56

How do y’all balance hating each other versus yourselves? I’m overwhelmed.

2024-05-26 19:34:12

My excuse for saying dumb things is that I am, in fact, dumb.

2024-05-26 17:41:21

I like hanging out with my friends*
*trees in a forest

2024-05-25 20:37:19

Earl isn’t even a name, it’s just a sound

2024-05-25 13:59:39

There are some instances where a well-executed uppercut is the only political theatre I’d like to see.

2024-05-24 18:46:13

So, uh, what made you decide to work at hooters — Me, flirting

2024-05-24 16:36:58

In the grand theater of life's myriad interactions, observe the anoyee, a creature of remarkable persistence. Through a natural metamorphosis, it pupates into a full-fledged annoyance, perpetuating a cycle that, like the relentless tides, continues unabated.

2024-05-24 15:24:52

In an ideal world, where we are what we eat, there’d be a lot more crows.

2024-05-20 20:01:09

Even the dumbest idiot is worth more than the smartest machine.

2024-05-20 00:04:30

Dumbledore really should have said fuck dem kids and let them figure out how to get the ring to the crater themselves.

2024-05-19 23:55:44

A pointer finger is just a high-level reference to anything within line of sight.

2024-05-19 23:19:53

One thing I know about idiots is they don’t disappear after losing an election.

2024-05-19 16:42:07

I ain’t no baby daddy, I’m a founding father.

2024-05-19 16:12:14

German words are just five other German words in a trench coat.

2024-05-19 03:29:27

What kind of Thomas Foolery is this

2024-05-19 01:26:47

Dehydrated? Have some soup.

2024-05-19 01:07:50

If you’re worried about it, it’s probably happening in Florida.

2024-05-19 00:56:53

The only movies that make me cry are kids movies and I don’t know what that says about me.

2024-05-17 23:35:09

Them: I love your new house, but I have to ask… what’s up with the blackout curtains in the sunroom?
Me: You mean the masturbatorium?

2024-05-17 11:20:53

You can concealed carry almost anything. Emotional distress, for example.

2024-05-17 01:19:06

A few seconds of research shows that people with names ending in "-onald" are statistically more likely to be clowns.

2024-05-16 22:46:04

I always keep a golf ball in my pocket. You never know when you’ll need a bad excuse for being late.

2024-05-15 18:31:13

Most things aren’t trying to kill you. Most things are rocks.

2024-05-15 18:15:07

I read all of your posts in the voice of Kermit the frog.

2024-05-15 17:12:42

The worst part about cat-sitting for my neighbor is the box the cat loves to hang out in. Every morning, I have to deal with the stress of telling her owner that the cat is both dead and alive.

2024-05-15 16:59:49

A chair is simply a shoe for your butt.

2024-05-14 23:26:21

I like my music pressed, for the record.

2024-05-14 20:27:48

I like to self medicate with pasta.

2024-05-14 20:00:04

The grass isn’t always greener, but sometimes you can smoke it.

2024-05-14 11:15:43

It’s a good thing I can’t make anxiety with any additional body parts.

2024-05-11 04:28:51

I’m fortunate that the only stuff I have issues with is work and love and sex and money and friendship and anxiety and feeling tired all the time.

2024-05-03 14:06:42

Kinda crazy that artificial intelligence needs the entire output of a nuclear reactor but actual intelligence can run on Twix bars and cocaine, for example.