Malacandrian Gemini

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Last Notes

2024-08-15 17:03:43

First really decent night's sleep in weeks.

2024-08-07 23:56:53

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They have another one of these. Doesn't look like it goes the full 90 degrees though.
https://i.poastcdn.org/662c529a010681390bab1ed4f373d262857c5cb7c54e1f16923245510336af5d.jpg

2024-08-07 22:53:28

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This one even has its traditional name.
https://i.poastcdn.org/d5e96f6391e67f81ac0de701c510268e7a1782dd5aca22e2fcf6cc576c398e64.jpg

2024-08-07 22:22:59

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Their version of the Sizzler is different. Which suggests maybe this is run by a different company? That or they had two
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2024-07-28 01:23:11

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Apparently.

2024-07-26 01:28:17

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Here we go.
https://i.poastcdn.org/b092662b9b7400dc7a521911b9ee7df5b8bec40e5866008e41b26ed651ec3392.jpg

2024-07-26 00:42:51

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Up to her if she (or he IDC) wants to come. She's been ghosting me since Tuesday.

2024-07-25 01:41:40

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Day 1 most likely.

2024-07-25 01:39:32

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Relative to the war or relative to Ukraine's long history of human trafficking?

2024-07-18 17:19:24

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Yeah. Maybe. I'm pretty hard to miss, even in those crowds.

2024-07-18 17:16:45

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Yeah yeah. Whatever. I'll see you in Owensville.

2024-07-18 14:13:19

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Missouri Firefighters could be here...

2024-07-18 03:50:39

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Horses. It was horses. Who could have guessed that Blink's downfall would take place in the vicinity of some horses.
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2024-07-18 02:26:32

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I am not Akaza Akari from Yuru Yuri.
I will fight you over this.

2024-07-18 00:40:50

Not gonna let this ruin my day though. Imma play Samurai Warriors.
Gasconade County fair is just a week away so there is at least that.
#note17sf…xez7

2024-07-17 17:52:20

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>if you kill your enemies, they win.

2024-07-17 16:50:16

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My number 1 gaming rule is Strictly No Western Games. Haven't touched a new one since 2017. It's looking like I will never regret sticking to that rule.
It's like Charlie Brown with the Football.

2024-07-17 04:45:19

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And here I am having trouble starting the old anime.

2024-07-17 04:41:24

The Lady Feleria and her newly formed entourage were set up in the world known as Khoral. They had set up in an abandoned palace they found. It was here that Feleria set up her operations after the incident with Makara House.
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2024-07-17 03:46:00

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Chalk it up to the wonders of crack I guess.

2024-07-17 00:18:10

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Banned since 2011.
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2024-07-17 00:09:02

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On the one hand, cool Halo gun.
On the other hand, your rifle is now hackable.
Who's taking bets on how long it will take for someone to run DOOM on it?

2024-07-16 21:35:51

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>Stridin' with Biden

2024-07-16 20:34:42

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It's not enough for policy and rhetoric to reverse. People need to hang.

2024-07-16 20:33:30

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Beat me to it you fucking nigger.

2024-07-16 14:05:16

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He saw this and is currently crying. Don't even tell me otherwise.

2024-07-16 06:58:36

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Fairs are great and the demo derby there last year was awesome.

2024-07-16 06:53:46

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The aforementioned derby. I'll post the ticket once I make the purchase.
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2024-07-16 06:42:34

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I am. Check your messages.

2024-07-16 06:19:35

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The two roamed the city, and in time they visited many others. Verna -now known in the human world as Flora- blended in nicely to the human population.
She and "Rachel" were inseparable friends.
[END]
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2024-07-16 00:17:31

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Owari da...

2024-07-16 00:03:03

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Just a little ways away.
https://i.poastcdn.org/095a888892783d3dd5c2fd221d802a3433498606c84012651619364e9d4edd63.png

2024-07-16 00:00:42

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Sure totally. I'll be there on all the days. I'll @ you or message you or whatever when I'm there.

2024-07-15 23:52:31

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Also don't wrench react me you bitch.
https://i.poastcdn.org/db1e3b7287de196ee2fc81df2bc144a2ba6ffe15cece2e354889f6ddb7b5fc0a.mp4

2024-07-15 23:51:44

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Yeah guaranteed. I don't miss these things.

2024-07-15 23:44:40

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https://i.poastcdn.org/0de28ee688c3721abcdfe50c3c980b53a4d425939f7a61a8e1462664e1930a09.png

2024-07-15 21:50:04

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The only justice is vigilante justice and things won't get better until those faggot crying conservatives either take matters into their own hands or get rightfully gulaged.

2024-07-15 21:47:13

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I went to a Pizza Hut buffet in some small town back in April. And another one a few weeks later. I don't think they stopped doing that on some places.

2024-07-15 21:32:36

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There is no such thing as a chatbot. You are talking to ghosts.

2024-07-15 13:18:16

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Where's Jeb?!

2024-07-14 17:22:16

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Untrue. Salusa Secundus bred highly dreaded warriors.
Australia breeds faggots.

2024-07-14 04:24:17

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Looks like one of the Sorathic members of Globohomo slipped through the cracks.

2024-07-14 02:59:42

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No. In bio-leninist America, it is only the worst of the worst that do that. If Americans cared about Justice, retribution would have come years, if not generations ago.

2024-07-13 23:09:05

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Okay Matty.

2024-07-13 23:01:20

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Same. Worst thing is my best friend is now enabling me...

2024-07-13 14:49:55

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I keep finding more and more reasons to leave Australia 4 YEARS AFTER I ALREADY LEFT.

2024-07-12 23:04:54

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I killed Obama in 2010. Any claims that he is still alive is misinformation.

2024-07-12 02:49:06

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Daijoubun't

2024-07-12 02:35:48

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Naming all of my (non-Chinese) children Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan.

2024-07-12 02:27:59

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https://i.poastcdn.org/da283e332c69f3f494e0cf1d181c356b712b160a565c6c727f622572f749e627.mp4

2024-07-10 23:37:16

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>One day I shall watch Death Note and I shall be disappointed
Fixed**

2024-07-10 21:21:01

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These same people will soyface over Lord of the Rings and reject the overtly Catholic theming.

2024-07-10 02:45:32

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I am playing Digimon World Next Order.
It's... okay so far.

2024-07-10 02:43:03

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Those are all western games. I haven't touched a new one since 2017.
Palworld was the one I actually felt bad about missing. Not anymore.

2024-07-10 02:40:07

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Suddenly glad I wasn't able to jump on that bandwagon.

2024-07-09 09:19:53

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Heaven help the Russians if Putin ever disses my girl Megumin.
https://i.poastcdn.org/f13b8aa04ab9ae38b4efdaf0695e2a2d6a92e5e5d65b361efa62b6c4841c8efa.png

2024-07-09 07:15:28

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Mutahar is not based but he has really good moments. He's as close as you can get to based while still having a successful Youtube channel.

2024-07-08 23:58:51

This story is a work of fiction. Any and all resemblance to real life people, places, and events are purely coincidence.
https://i.poastcdn.org/4e939972389d345dea44ecba91757f0f644685959a0db66bc8c238ffbcb9ebc6.png

2024-07-08 18:51:38

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Nevermind the quick question.
Can I ask you kind of a weird question?
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2024-07-07 14:55:54

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Hilarious shit but I want to hurt whoever added the Skyrim music.

2024-07-05 23:49:59

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Time to deploy Biden #6

2024-07-05 22:40:19

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Charge his phone on the go when he can't find a wall outlet on his trips to Byzantium.

2024-07-05 22:33:25

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It's not Monday but I'll take it.
MARISA NUMBER 1 TOUHOU

2024-07-03 01:03:31

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They got to hear all of Jonny's mic-cuts on his old phone.

2024-07-02 21:50:40

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Today I am reminded again that I need to watch the Slayers.

2024-07-02 20:53:11

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This photo was from 2017. The side that sleeps through the war, loses.
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2024-07-01 23:27:10

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My last Steam purchase that wasn't a gift.
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2024-07-01 03:50:07

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"Hollie. I didn't sense you come in. Sorry I didn't greet you. Is something wrong?"
"Well for starters nobody's heard from you for days, and you haven't been answering any calls. Are you sick?"
"I've been out for a while. I only just got back."
"For over a week? With no contact? Nobody's heard from you."
"Hang on. Sorry. Let me explain."
"Go ahead. I'm waiting."
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2024-06-30 23:17:54

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It was said that the first thing he said when he woke up was.
"Heyyabadabing Howsawhatjak. Zize a, I got about... ten things. A list of seven things. Shumfummmm. Ueeeee."
The room was filled in astonished silence. Everyone clapped.

2024-06-30 22:39:08

Teen Girl Squad wasn't nearly as bad as I was worried they would be.

2024-06-30 13:57:58

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Future doctors could be here...

2024-06-30 05:19:13

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There he is. Is he in one of those moods again? Who cares? He's been elusive for long enough.
"Hey Max!"
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2024-06-30 04:59:54

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Couldn't happen to me.

2024-06-30 02:25:23

I have to work with Teen Girl Squad tomorrow!
😩 😩 😩

2024-06-30 00:08:29

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Furries have had AI for a while now. Of course it was usually followed by a DS.

2024-06-29 05:50:23

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His bedroom. A mess as usual.
How does he sleep in a room like this? He never lets any of the servants in here to clean. I'm almost tempted to put some stuff away myself.
The hatch to his observatory is open. He's probably up there.
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2024-06-29 04:53:45

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I am very disappointed to learn that those aren't real bats.

2024-06-29 04:52:05

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>tfw no marsa
https://i.poastcdn.org/894129b3c7a96266c9bb59d88b61f98541ba8d9432da00282f40e3484b0b68f0.jpg

2024-06-29 03:36:55

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Tornados in the Midwest just means it's time for a tornado party.

2024-06-28 23:00:49

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Just because I'm friends with you Mr Wang, doesn't mean I want your wang.
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2024-06-28 18:20:08

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Calling them merely a sky snake is as reductionist as calling God a "sky daddy."

2024-06-28 18:13:05

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Consider the possibility that dragons can be the cause of tornados.

2024-06-27 20:14:18

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Woah. I thought Putin was using gay monkeys (chechens).
Mind = BLOWN

2024-06-27 15:47:59

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https://i.poastcdn.org/8af77bae4ae8988cf131b037f3657f3d0bb788dd986272904893dfee04c9bf11.mp4

2024-06-26 22:06:41

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It's gonna be like three guys who know how to weld brought in to fix some machines and Clown World is STILL going to be terrified of them.

2024-06-26 04:17:43

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Sorry.

2024-06-26 03:09:31

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Make sure to stay hydrated.

2024-06-25 23:43:39

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Gay.

2024-06-25 23:41:20

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2024-06-25 23:39:06

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2024-06-25 23:37:22

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https://i.poastcdn.org/509117d08b39f0a959e92ee1614cc4c3531369a680cb4da0a57e51b3cb4f7c21.jpg

2024-06-25 23:34:22

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2024-06-25 23:32:29

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Shrek then.

2024-06-25 23:30:12

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Gay.

2024-06-25 23:28:36

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King of the Hill 😏

2024-06-25 22:49:40

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This is not a people issue.

2024-06-25 00:57:40

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https://i.poastcdn.org/0d3237fd8d5bb85ef94d5c2057eff850767fe083c494947a11d0850626fb1c8e.png

2024-06-24 19:10:37

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The beatings will continue until the roles are reversed.

2024-06-23 23:39:41

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Halo? More like Gaylo ('cause these niggas gay).
Fortnite? More like Fartmight ('cause I might fart on the game).
Gears of War? More like Tears of War ('cause I want to cry when I play it).
Call of Duty? More like Fall of Dookie (like how the Dookie falls in the toilet)
Destiny? More like..............GAY.

2024-06-22 02:03:10

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Never try to bet against retard things happening.
It's like trying to bet on a black 35 on the roulette table.