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2024-10-14 19:59:30

weirdly enough, one of the best drummers in popular music is Karen Carpenter. I shit you not. From the band The Carpenters.
She was an absolute machine. She sang while absolutely killing the kits.
She won some award for it at one point. Check this shit out, it’s insane:
https://youtu.be/GVBtjaHxR7Y?si=-ChGaJm5OtfnhIha

2024-10-10 00:05:58

This Hurricane Milton shit is out of control. Category 5. 115 MPH winds. 13 feet of water. People who have lived in Florida for their entire lives have all said that this is nothing they have ever witnessed before. The eye of the storm, itself, would be considered a category 5 tornado.
I lived in St. Petersburg for like 2 years. That place is about to get absolutely wrecked. Man, I really hope my friends and family are okay.

2024-09-25 23:36:27

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@npub1xpc…3t05 what does “being a writer” entail? I’d be interested but I never claimed to be any some sort of David Foster Wallace.

2024-09-25 13:39:27

Naval history is sometimes ridiculous because gov’ts do all these stupid things. Like the Japanese gov’t put basically their entire budget into ONE boat called the Yamato during WWII. So clearly the Americans were like, well we gotta sink that thing. And we did. You couldn’t miss it, it was enormous

2024-09-14 05:22:55

Will I understand this Warhammer if I haven’t played the previous 39,999 games?

2024-09-13 17:18:06

My dog snores when she is asleep which I find to be hilarious and quite settling, in fact. She sleeps on my bed and falls asleep within like 2 minutes (which is insane to me) but she will just start snoring. And it’s actually quite nice tbh. Like she is in so much comfort that she can just let it go. I appreciate that. She’s a good pooch.

2024-09-08 04:27:02

Look I’m not saying elephants are hilarious but elephants are hilarious. Who else uses their noses to pick stuff up? It’s rad. Also they are apparently super sweet animals who could also kill you at any given instant. Crikey! It could attack any moment!

2024-09-03 03:36:25

I recently learned that the Australian airline Qantas has, as one of their In Flight Entertainment movie options, the movie Airplane. Which is legitimately insane.
But it starts with this hilarious warning that is like, you probably don’t want to watch this. Watch something else. Surely we can’t seriously show this on an airplane. Well we are. And don’t call us Shirley.

2024-09-01 17:58:29

One of the weirdest things I learned working in the music industry is that if you have a gold or platinum record, like the physical framed album, it’s not actually your album. The presses just use whatever happened to be going through at the moment and put your sticker on it.

2024-08-19 00:56:58

New Zealand is an outrageous country because the North Island and the South Island are on completely different tectonic plates so it is slowly moving away from itself.

2024-08-18 08:48:43

Cancer is awful. I had cancer and both of my parents have cancer. The worst goddamn thing about it is just not knowing what to expect. Like you can get cancer and be in remission and be fine then suddenly, one day, for no reason at all, it will fucking hit you like a Mack truck and kill you. It comes back in full force. And your body is already devastated.
So when it comes back, it’s just like, “hey asshole, remember me? Well now I’m here to kill you” and you’re just like, “oh, fuck”

2024-08-18 08:48:43

2024-08-12 02:32:42

Perth, Australia is fascinating to me. It is the most remote city on the planet. Because to the east is just desert and to the north south and west is just ocean. In fact, often times, the closest humans are to Perth is the international space station

2024-07-26 16:18:58

Okay. We are going to do the Denver Airport shit. Strap up, buddy. This is gonna be a ride…
1/?

2024-07-18 18:22:21

Something that is crazy is you can pick dogs (maybe cats also?) up by their backs, between their shoulders. I mean don’t do that, but they have no feeling there. So like, when a mother dog picks up her pups, she will bite their backs. It’s also why veterinarians place those GPS tags in dogs’ backs. Idk dogs are cool. Good animals.

2024-07-06 15:42:52

I got drunk last night and DMed the ex-Prime Minister of Finland asking her out on a date. Probably not the best decision I’ve ever made, but here we are. Sanna, if you are reading this, the offer still stands.

2024-07-05 16:50:19

Also, not to mention, I have never seen birds fuck. Do birds fuck? How would that even work? WTF? Ah, who cares? It’s not important right now.

2024-07-01 02:07:16

I think poltergeists get a bad rap. You only hear about the shitty ones. The ones who throw books around and shit. What if there is a poltergeist who does the dishes and takes out the trash once in a while. I’d be okay w that.

2024-05-15 20:19:02

A lot of people think that it was called ‘The Roaring 20’s’ due to huge industrial advancements but it was actually called that because OF ALL THE LIONS EVERYWHERE!!!!

2023-11-19 22:02:52

Fish & Chips is made out of codpieces