chanon

OG noagendasocial user (2017-2024)

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2024-09-06 20:15:34

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@npub18su…nd38
Well that's just sad as hell

2024-09-06 14:16:38

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@npub15f5…68kp
He moves like he has a severe learning disability

2024-09-02 13:14:17

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@npub14s2…0qgv
I would love to fuck computers, gimme them sexbots babyyyyyy!

2024-08-24 02:10:57

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@npub1xp5…jcs3
I haven't tried this brand. Are they better than zynn?

2024-08-20 03:34:07

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@npub1q66…us4s
Thankyou thankyou thankyou

2024-08-17 00:07:27

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@npub10d9…n3u6
I want one

2024-08-16 14:19:19

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@npub12hn…jefx
>disrespectful
This is hilarious coming from the "Drumpf" crowd. Buncha retards.

2024-08-10 23:22:24

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@npub12hn…jefx
TVR is haram now?

2024-08-10 22:24:49

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@npub12hn…jefx
How does she wipe her as with those fingernails? I bet she's got a rusty muffler.

2024-08-09 18:19:40

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@npub1c66…tduv
Good, they never drive straight

2024-08-09 02:57:01

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@npub12hn…jefx
I have a thick skin from being terminally online, and this one bothered me more than the one I saw of a wounded Ukrainian soldier pulling the pin on a grenade and stuffing it inside his plate carrier.

2024-08-08 15:49:48

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@npub12hn…jefx
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2024-08-08 13:39:01

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@npub12hn…jefx
Well he stole a set of wheels, now he's got wheels for life.

2024-08-08 01:01:37

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@npub1kf3…znpn
Nah, you're just a Democrat. They've always been like that.

2024-08-08 00:48:14

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@npub1kf3…znpn
Who the fuck are you to impose your ideals of gender expression, you fucking bigot?

2024-08-08 00:35:11

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@npub1kf3…znpn
So all of a sudden, men *shouldn't* be wearing makeup? Straighten the narrative out already!

2024-08-07 21:40:34

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@npub12hn…jefx
Dumbest way to say that we've achieved an unnatural level of abundance. It's the reason *to* exercise, not an excuse not to. Whoever wrote that should be voted off the island immediately.

2024-08-07 21:34:07

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@npub1q66…us4s
The party of the Weekend at Bernie's gambit is now concerned with tire changing competency? Oh please...

2024-08-07 16:04:54

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@npub1xz8…9vps
In what way?

2024-08-07 15:34:13

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@npub12qh…wqrt
Sorry, that was directed into the leftist aether, not at you. I come here to vent sometimes.

2024-08-07 14:17:20

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@npub12qh…wqrt
He was talking about a being that wasn't already born with chromosomes though. I know that biology isn't popular nowadays, but here's a quick lesson: humans are not robots.

2024-08-07 13:59:17

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@npub12hn…jefx
Too bad women can't code.

2024-08-07 13:45:34

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@npub1kf3…znpn
I certainly wouldn't call Trump young

2024-08-07 13:44:41

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@npub1d4h…2ta7
Tim Kaine (I think that's how it's spelled)

2024-08-07 13:12:25

I find it a bit interesting that the first two women to ever get the dem presidential nominee both picked old white dudes named Tim with single syllable last names for their VP. Oh, and they both ran against the same Republican. Will this one lose too?

2024-08-04 17:15:44

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@npub1ttw…67ld
George Floyd signs? Wtf?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/904/879/677/798/880/original/ea8cfe3a6a1460d5.jpg

2024-08-02 14:47:44

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@npub12hn…jefx
How is attempting to get into a head-on collision with motorcycles "protecting his kids in the truck"? Motherfucker got off easy with that boop.

2024-08-02 14:46:10

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@npub12hn…jefx
Not if the strap isn't fastened

2024-08-02 14:39:25

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@npub12hn…jefx
What exactly does he think will happen to the 2A if Kamala wins? What a retard.

2024-08-02 04:57:40

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@npub12hn…jefx
I'd be calling an exorcist

2024-08-01 15:40:24

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@npub12hn…jefx
I wonder if they do that same thing to gays that they do in Iran. Chop their junk off and call them a chick because Mohammed mentioned the evil gays in the Quran, but not trannies.

2024-08-01 15:10:11

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@npub12hn…jefx
She's not even African American. The black she claims is because her dad is Jamaican, and last I checked, Jamaica isn't in Africa.

2024-08-01 04:53:42

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@npub1jtp…lqgl
Lol, MO cops drive Nissans?

2024-07-31 16:53:33

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@npub12hn…jefx
Lol how the fuck do they expect to keep the guy on the bike? One must have a will to ride a bike in order to stay on the bike, and that guy clearly doesn't want to ride the bike.

2024-07-31 15:08:25

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@npub18su…nd38
He's a little angel 👼🏿

2024-07-31 14:39:58

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@npub18su…nd38
They good boys, they dindu nuffin

2024-07-31 14:35:36

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@npub12hn…jefx
Stopping next to it was a mistake. The guy that drove into the hole saw a stopped car first and went around it.

2024-07-28 14:03:57

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@npub12hn…jefx
My best guess is virtue signaling. This shit somehow became virtuous.

2024-07-28 13:47:41

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@npub12hn…jefx
Serial killer vibes

2024-07-27 18:06:20

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@npub12qh…wqrt
Yeah we know

2024-07-27 16:44:27

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@npub1gq9…776x
>how in feels to chew 5 gum

2024-07-27 00:53:04

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@npub1c66…tduv
I'd buy them if they were durable. I had something like these when I was a kid, but I trashed them in a day because I actually know how to skate and they couldn't handle it.

2024-07-26 21:51:51

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@npub1ttw…67ld
Squidward really let himself go

2024-07-26 12:54:56

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@npub14s2…0qgv
>A Corvette SUV also has been under consideration for several years.
NO! WTF!

2024-07-26 02:51:32

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@npub1vfl…nqkg
Ouch

2024-07-25 03:35:36

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@npub1mjp…4vyq
Woo! I can't wait to ride the lightning!

2024-07-24 03:57:02

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@npub14s2…0qgv
I didn't realize they made Mini weenies. That looks like way more fun than the old bus variety. The bus type wouldn't have gone fast enough or turned hard enough to flip onto its side.

2024-07-23 23:48:49

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@npub18su…nd38
Hey, he called me a retard!

2024-07-23 19:52:22

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@npub10f4…nca9
Why would I want to eat it after that? That just sounds unsanitary.

2024-07-23 01:31:42

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@npub12hn…jefx
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UxI5qQAUWVc

2024-07-23 00:58:25

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@npub15f5…68kp
He resigned like 8 months later though, so they're kinda both right?

2024-07-22 12:33:23

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@npub12hn…jefx
>You can call us cringe
I don't feel like I need to, you've announced it yourself

2024-07-22 03:02:49

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@npub1yev…f08e
Obamala Harris, lol

2024-07-22 02:28:43

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@npub12qh…wqrt
A whole line of literally who's. Lmao

2024-07-22 02:20:55

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@npub1kf3…znpn
You realize who the competition was until just today, right? Like, they were totally going for it, and earnestly. Lol.

2024-07-21 22:05:56

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@npub1kf3…znpn
Did you attach the wrong photo?

2024-07-21 22:01:07

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@npub1d4h…2ta7
What's with the brass on the back of it?

2024-07-21 17:27:36

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@npub12hn…jefx
I was not expecting such a reasonable take from someone who looks like that.

2024-07-21 02:59:47

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@npub1gq9…776x
*rifles through wallet of victim cards*
"Menstruating!"

2024-07-20 14:32:28

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@npub12hn…jefx
Same. Especially the rainbow brigade. They're so creepy.

2024-07-20 14:11:08

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@npub12hn…jefx
Ah, the party of compassion

2024-07-20 04:36:15

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@npub1mjp…4vyq
I'm a Linux shill that thinks this wasn't really MS's fault, but I'll take it. Normies have been completely unfair to Linux for so long that I'm ready to suspend my principles for a bit. Go get em.

2024-07-19 21:07:55

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@npub12hn…jefx
What a garbage take

2024-07-19 15:17:25

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@npub1kf3…znpn
More like this
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/813/817/497/272/146/original/60aea13bd44a03a2.jpeg

2024-07-19 14:45:34

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@npub12hn…jefx
Wasn't this the "not my president" crowd? Shove it, lady.

2024-07-19 14:21:27

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@npub1a06…p7uv
I believe so, yeah. Hopefully this damages them greatly.

2024-07-19 14:03:52

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@npub1a06…p7uv
Probably related to the massive Crowdstrike calamity.

2024-07-19 12:37:21

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@npub1d4h…2ta7
I mean, I grant you the pass, but I understand the hesitation to use it.

2024-07-19 12:19:55

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@npub1d4h…2ta7
I like f@g of war. I think I'll use it for stuff

2024-07-19 12:18:29

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@npub1gfd…7gg6
You can't stop me

2024-07-19 12:04:39

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@npub1d4h…2ta7
What did you call me? Smh
(j/k)

2024-07-19 02:35:08

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@npub1d4h…2ta7
Because it hasn't been corroborated, as far as I'm aware

2024-07-18 17:31:09

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@npub1xp5…jcs3
Huh, weird

2024-07-18 13:02:01

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@npub1xp5…jcs3
Doorway gate to contain smallish dogs?

2024-07-17 14:05:40

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@npub12qh…wqrt
That's the second worst reason to carve a hole in a block of bologna.

2024-07-16 13:11:33

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@npub12hn…jefx
How does the pronoun crowd square the circle of "playing the victim card" too much? A stray "he" makes them apoplectic. That's a little less spicy than a 5.56

2024-07-16 02:09:51

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@npub12hn…jefx
Thanks, this just made me even more misogynist.

2024-07-15 12:22:49

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@npub18su…nd38
And livestream it!

2024-07-13 18:11:42

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@npub15f5…68kp
Do those systems even work there?

2024-07-12 18:37:10

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@npub1xp5…jcs3
The old intimidation technique, nice

2024-07-12 17:37:12

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@npub1xp5…jcs3
What's the axe for?

2024-07-12 14:49:12

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@npub16dj…mns2
Oh I'm aware it says "each", I'm just curious how many times we were duped by the $50k trash bins

2024-07-12 14:34:43

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@npub16dj…mns2
Too bad the quantity is covered with red marker

2024-07-11 23:07:44

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@npub12hn…jefx
Nailed the flip and stuck the landing! Sweet!

2024-07-11 13:54:41

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@npub12hn…jefx
It's been too long since that guy caught a pie with his face. Maybe he needs a reminder.

2024-07-10 12:43:23

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@npub12hn…jefx
I thought "bashing" required physical harm, not just an insult. Man, gays are soft these days.

2024-07-10 01:30:02

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@npub1xp5…jcs3
We put the "fun" in dysfunctional!

2024-07-08 14:47:22

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@npub12qh…wqrt
Imagine getting mugged by a man wielding this

2024-07-06 17:26:17

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@npub1lh5…n08y
I generally like him, but yeah, talking about the mandates that way was fucking bullshit. I want to see companies and governments that imposed such mandates pay dearly for it.

2024-07-06 17:14:56

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@npub16dj…mns2
Might be risky. What's that act called preventing politicians from performing official duties before taking office? I think that's what they nailed Flynn with?

2024-07-06 16:47:13

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@npub12hn…jefx
Lol please tell me the kid you sprayed was a ginger

2024-07-06 16:43:51

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@npub12hn…jefx
I fought another kid in daycare for doing that shit to a Sega Genesis cartridge. Last time anyone spat in a cartridge at that daycare while I was there.

2024-07-06 14:38:23

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@npub16dj…mns2
Good on Georgia for blowing the whistle. I'm sure we'll find some way to fuck them over for it, unfortunately.

2024-07-06 10:08:35

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@npub12qh…wqrt
Ooh, adding texture for increased stimulation, I hadn't thought of that

2024-07-06 02:20:27

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@npub14s2…0qgv
He's gotta brag about it too? 😒

2024-07-05 12:14:36

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@npub12hn…jefx
We make this face for the stubborn ones
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/733/826/294/805/004/original/24eb5df0e4a03b64.mp4

2024-07-05 12:05:43

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@npub12hn…jefx
Leftoids will. I pity their children.

2024-07-04 19:10:09

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@npub18su…nd38
I guess at that point, it doesn't matter where the batteries in the smoke detector are dead or not

2024-07-04 16:24:10

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@npub12hn…jefx
Lol wtf

2024-07-04 15:21:28

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@npub18su…nd38
Sweet! I don't have to go outdoors after all!