Bard :pansexual_potion: 🐀

UK-based, 35y/o. Pansexual soft boy, he/him.

Gaming enthusiast, anime aficionado and proud rat dad.

Married to @Naz@urusai.social

Trans rights are human rights. We should improve society somewhat.

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Bard_at_transfem.social@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-08-17 20:16:24

It's official! Atom is the human groomer of the new rat generation!
#Raturday #Rats #RatsOfTheFediverse
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/97f91d23-1189-4eb2-96c8-c0df71862a31.mp4

2024-08-11 10:08:51

A new hand touches the beacon

2024-08-07 07:55:20

BMW overtakes me on a long stretch of road.
Runs right into a traffic line going even slower than me.
Literally got one car space ahead in the grand scheme of things.
I laugh and laugh; stupid prick :02smug:

2024-07-31 18:25:30

It's been a rough month looking after actual rats, so I have totally forgotten to post the #MonthlyRat for July! :neomouse_laugh_sweat:
This little bean looks so serene!
Hopefully I'll manage August's rat a bit earlier.
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/94d84d7d-6de7-4a96-a14c-837bca4ee472.webp

2024-07-27 21:43:42

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@npub1wje…kd27 Aww little wrestling guys :neomouse_heart:

2024-07-27 19:52:26

Raturday night is alright for fighting :rat_jamming:
#Raturday #Rats #RatsOfTheFediverse #PetRats
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/5930ed1a-fedd-493a-8577-25d726c88923.webp

2024-07-20 14:38:30

Okay, Cid has officially given me my first sick rat heart attack. He was lying on his side in the hospital cage; sleeping so soundly that I legitimately thought he was over the rainbow bridge :aqua_crying_quietly:
Then he has the audacity to look sleepily at me like I did something wrong by picking him up.

2024-07-19 18:02:07

Me typing some silly little joke idea into Fedi, having no idea that my phone is about to spend the rest of the day lighting up
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/94798a68-eb8d-47e3-9496-b6be1c970a06.gif

2024-07-19 11:57:47

Take me down to the Fediverse City
Where the grass ain't touched and the girls are kitty

2024-07-15 14:54:31

All the rats except Link are chillaxing together on the hammock! So cute! :neomouse_aww:
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/32a7c95a-6aa6-4789-9573-fa39c08ec45b.webp

2024-07-12 06:26:11

Nya nya morning meow :ablobcatpop:

2024-07-11 21:55:22

You all look like you could use a photo of a rat eating a delicious treat :neomouse_heart_pride:
#Rats #RatsOfTheFediverse #PetRats
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/bd6d4d6b-6059-450b-ad7e-47d37980d737.webp

2024-07-06 10:22:02

Does anyone else keep forgetting that the Switch has a touch screen? I legit can't remember if any games I've played even use it.

2024-07-04 06:08:50

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@npub1s7y…u8ak They're incredibly hard to photograph right now because they baby, but I'm doing my best!

2024-07-03 20:35:07

Have you seen this rat? He's not lost, just awesome
#Rats #RatsOfTheFediverse #PetRats
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/d2b352f1-7373-4b86-99dc-e88f3cfcec62.webp

2024-06-29 18:22:07

Wow, it's anxiety inducing but also empowering to walk up the street removing the stealth transphobic stickers as you go.
Unfortunately I couldn't completely remove the one that said "I ♥️ JK Rowling" but I did what I could. ✊

2024-06-25 21:38:30

Fedi
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/e6da6139-44ad-428a-83d5-0ad88414ea2f.webp

2024-06-25 06:40:38

Transbians are great of course, I love you all, but there's something so cute and heartwarming about seeing trans girls in straight relationships gushing over their boyfriends. The most wholesome heterosexual activity there is. Your boyfriends are lucky guys :neocat_heart:

2024-06-20 06:26:45

Good morning! :trail_hello:

2024-06-18 15:13:33

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@npub1463…00qn AAAAAAAHHHHHH :cute:

2024-05-28 07:06:39

Happy birthday @npub1650…ssvu!

2024-05-26 15:08:36

Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because by rights you should have been liquified on contact with the pavement.

2024-05-24 06:27:35

Good morning Fedi lovelies.

2024-05-21 17:35:17

Fuck it, we ball.

2024-05-20 19:00:43

https://cdn.transfem.social/files/94534c74-1c8f-4658-9604-73d6a53f7a5f.webp

2024-05-18 07:50:07

猫！:neocat_floof_cute:
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/98700903-6db2-4247-b680-2ddf54a84d68.webp
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/b20f352e-546a-4bfc-8827-2cf6bb3838dd.webp

2024-05-16 13:54:08

🐑Bard threw a sheep at you!

2024-05-16 08:30:25

Multi track woeming

2024-05-14 21:54:46

My friends have informed me that the new Urusei Yatsura will apparently turn me girl.
"Finish me off" as they put it.
Watchlist?

2024-05-14 13:05:14

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@npub1650…ssvu Looks like one of the boxes needs a QC check.

2024-05-09 12:14:46

Slightly random question, but what's the queer acceptance level like in Greece?
We're going to Athens on holiday next week, and I was wondering if wearing my baseball cap with pride flag under the brim and possibly painted nails might put me in Situations?

2024-05-04 14:28:11

Me when @npub18km…0mdx points out my typos in my posts again
RE: https://botsin.space/users/BocchiTheBot/statuses/112383202198025783
#note1ye2…0tdh

2024-05-03 15:48:26

It's May, so you know what that means! A new Monthly Rat!
Look at this adorable bean. So serene, so peaceful.
#MonthlyRat #Rats #RatsOfTheFediverse
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/07543956-6163-4ac7-8c5d-cc134008a234.webp

2024-04-30 08:37:06

I wonder if I could get away with printing the rat prism at work... :senkohmm:

2024-04-24 11:37:39

When you're being mean to me online, to his is who you're being mean to
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/baaea2f4-c518-4dc8-ab6e-c2ef51b62d8c.webp

2024-04-24 09:36:27

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@npub1650…ssvu I think you mean blessed

2024-04-13 10:11:03

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day to all who celebrate :rat_rating_tunes:
Enjoy life. Be more like Neil today.
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/35e0fe10-46e0-4378-b408-195790106509.jpg

2024-04-03 15:12:32

Tomorrow is World Rat Day! Currently thinking about what I can do here to celebrate and spread more ratty love. Certainly some old photos would be a nice idea :rat_rating_tunes:
https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/world-rat-day/

2024-04-01 18:58:12

Parents' view on online identity: "Be careful; that cool teenage girl you're talking to could be a 50 year-old man who wants to kidnap you."
Fedizens' view on online identity: "This 36 year-old man I'm talking to is probably a cute girl who doesn't realise it."

2024-03-27 07:19:43

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@npub1650…ssvu Been better, but I hope that'll change once I wake up more.

2024-03-27 07:10:01

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@npub1650…ssvu Yo, whaddup :3

2024-03-27 07:06:59

Morning all. It is Wednesday my dudes.

2024-03-26 19:05:01

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@npub1f3l…r2fj :3

2024-03-26 19:03:33

2024-03-16 11:59:14

https://cdn.transfem.social/files/6084ff29-b654-4a41-af0a-c510a617ef69.png

2024-03-13 19:00:21

Alright; everybody roll for pronouns

2024-03-12 12:47:24

You're telling me a trans femmed this social?

2024-03-12 10:43:46

Shoutout to Luna.
Gotta be one of my favourite Lunas.

2024-03-10 14:17:49

I have increased the number of Fedi users whose real existence I have confirmed to two. Finally ran into @npub1lke…zk68 this afternoon!
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/0de0d3d5-5832-41e8-b508-03254eda896c.webp
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/c8d7aa51-ccec-4933-8f68-2433216b763a.webp

2024-03-08 10:15:51

It's also World Book Day. Now lines will be drawn in the sand. You can't support both.
RE: https://bark.lgbt/users/rail_/statuses/112059456255174009
#note14ec…tzyn

2024-03-02 21:00:25

Oh, you're a furry? Name every animal :neocat_gun:

2024-02-24 17:44:37

We don't deserve @npub1ewm…zawr

2024-02-21 17:35:50

Did you know that yaseen glows in the dark, but only on Wednesdays when there is a full moon outside?

2024-02-21 10:04:33

"A TRAIN CAN'T BE TRANS."
"... What about the Trans-Siberian Express?"

2024-02-20 18:58:25

Somebody tried to unlock Naz's phone last night...
#Rats #RatsOfTheFediverse #PetRats
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/682b9c89-700f-4ac9-aad7-6cc9bd8cd259.jpg

2024-02-14 15:48:32

No thoughts
Only awawawawawawa

2024-02-12 15:32:33

Mastosoc follow request
Is an international politics news websiteSir/madam, I am a socially anxious queer shitposter, what the hell are you looking for here?Denied

2024-02-05 20:17:06

https://cdn.transfem.social/files/c671a755-813a-43d3-8726-e8cd8d936e34.jpg

2024-01-11 10:32:40

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@npub1650…ssvu Nyaa~

2024-01-11 10:27:04

Meow

2024-01-09 14:23:49

2024-01-07 16:07:34

What if, and stay with me here, we had cars, right? But they were big and long. And everyone carpooled in them but in exchange for a donation that helps keep the long cars running. And there are a lot of them making journeys all the time.
Can this be a thing?

2024-01-06 21:26:50

I accidentally ate a small bit of raw garlic earlier. Does that make me part of the garlic club?

2023-12-22 20:56:48

If you'd told me two years ago that the two anime I'd be thinking about the most would be a romantic comedy harem about identical siblings and an isekai romance about a woman in love with a video game character who even gives me gender envy, I don't think I would have believed you.
#TheQuintessentialQuintuplets #ImInLoveWithTheVillainess

2023-12-22 18:59:24

I recently finished OverLondon by @npub14wm…gy7u and @npub1wjy…9tel
If you're looking for a fun, light read that is heavily Pratchett-esque and with a delightful streak of daft British humour I can highly recommend picking up a copy.
I liked it so much that I even gifted a copy to a friend for Christmas before I'd even finished.

2023-12-22 17:03:39

Friend bought me a new fidget cube for Christmas, but didn't realise they'd sent a box of two. So spare fidget cube! :rat_jamming:

2023-12-14 13:27:43

You cannot post while there are enemies nearby.

2023-10-28 09:21:08

This hotel uses roombas to clean the corridors. We came across two at once on the way to breakfast, and I greeted them the same way one might greet a cute pet.
If AI ever does rise up, it's first wave of troops will be weaponised roombas, because we are way too attached to them.

2023-10-18 19:25:27

It's a standoff!
#Rats #RatsOfTheFediverse
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/8e174eb5-3b75-4a2e-a6df-b468400f4e9f.webp

2023-10-16 09:08:11

Can everynyan stop posting now please; I'm supposed to be working.

2023-10-05 18:16:27

I'm so glad that all you younger LGBTQ+ people get to have spaces like this to help you discover yourselves so early in life.
Fedi has done wonders for helping me figure myself out more over the past year, but imagine if these communities were visible and accessible when I was a teen. I could be a much more authentic version of myself already.
Cherish this place. I know life outside of it can be tough for you, but Fedi is a place where you can shrug some of that off and be safe in yourself and each other :Blobhaj_Heart_Rainbow:

2023-09-26 16:40:09

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@npub1k4q…3lsq @npub1ch0…7gec Be right back, off to go greet a group of male coworkers with "Hi girls," and see what happens.

2023-08-04 06:47:51

We all had various reasons for signing up to Fedi, but we all know the real reason most people stick around.
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/1796472c-c676-4769-bcee-a3bd4d6f0503.jpg