Fiat Shenanigans 🤡🌎

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I say shit about shit

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lprimordium@getalby.com

NIP-57 Address

lprimordium@strike.me

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Last Notes

2024-12-16 21:20:32

Sell a million sats a day and go away.
So long faggots. 🫡

2024-12-16 21:18:56

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Double edged sword

2024-12-16 16:36:20

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Let's hope not but they're still searching for something which means they haven't found it yet.

2024-12-16 16:00:41

US govt pretending to investigate their own drones because they can't tell you that they're frantically searching for a radioactive signature 👀

2024-12-16 15:07:59

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Bitcoin has a huge scaling problem

2024-12-16 14:30:45

The better money argument is stupid. It's actually shitty money. Bitcoin decided to become an investment instrument rather than money. It's very disappointing. Co-opted by the same parties it was meant to disintermediate. Oh well. We had a good run. I'm going to start selling. This garbage is going to probably keep going up in price for a few years, but so is Tesla stock, which I also don't want to own. Some of you think Bitcoin is like your early retirement or some shit and I say good luck to you, but I'm already retired and I got plans to pursue.
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2024-12-16 14:08:15

Lol at these central American countries. You let thousands of people migrate through your country on their way to the USA. You could have stopped them at your border, but you didn't. Now we're gonna send them back. Tough shit, cry harder.
https://spectrumlocalnews.com/tx/south-texas-el-paso/politics/2024/12/16/as-trump-threatens-mass-deportations--central-america-braces-for-an-influx-of-vulnerable-migrants

2024-12-14 23:54:15

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2024-12-14 23:35:53

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2024-12-14 23:33:16

Daaaaaaaamn, y'all gotta see the swanky lodge GF booked us a room at for my birthday.
I'll grab some pics of the lobby and shit later. They got it all decked TF out for Christmas.
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2024-12-14 21:27:35

They can't see the forest through the trees

2024-12-14 21:21:16

MSNBC, you're next
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2024-12-14 17:58:51

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Gamble it 😀

2024-12-14 17:35:48

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This was the reason quantum computing couldn't scale.
Next steps are scaling the technology and building practical algorithms for it.
We're still probably 10-20 years away from the first real world application, although it's hard to estimate because this technology will advance in leaps more than by incremental progress, but the world is about to start changing really fast.
https://image.nostr.build/ac83afd52dbea9f2261ac935d08c9e113fd00f0dfc303e406b7ad654f3a9f3d9.jpg

2024-12-14 17:22:51

Bitcoiners thought the ETF approval was the biggest news of 2024.
Americans thought Trump winning the election was the biggest news of 2024.
But then Google solved quantum error correction.
Most don't understand the implications.

2024-12-14 14:28:06

Hahahahaha
He used ledger
Hahahahahaha
He owned NFTs
Hahahahahahaha
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ledger-user-10-btc-loss-phishing-attack

2024-12-14 03:07:45

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Now back when I was a medic I had this stuff called deconamine. It was 120mg of Sudafed and 5mg of this old antihistamine they don't prescribe anymore called CTM.
That shit would dry you up better than anything and give you a little bit of a buzz too.

2024-12-14 03:04:47

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Real Sudafed was good shit but the war on drugs fucked that up

2024-12-14 03:01:48

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That Vicks sinex stuff is magical

2024-12-14 03:00:10

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The crusty ones stay put until you dig them out. It's the constant drip that's the worst.

2024-12-14 02:44:09

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-30%

2024-12-14 02:43:36

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Expresso

2024-12-14 02:41:13

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Too bad. I really enjoyed taking part in mocking them over their campaign.

2024-12-14 02:39:11

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Yes that's what I meant

2024-12-14 02:30:55

How many mass shooters were on SSRIs or other psychiatric medication?
https://image.nostr.build/605c64471b0f3684dab14f2b66208f7b5099f21c07b51f3649b7707163105833.jpg

2024-12-14 01:38:56

https://image.nostr.build/30c99d0c087e21b22361d9f2b2c87c0a1a91e1d39d08cdb389b058eee127765a.jpg

2024-12-14 01:35:21

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I don't know but we should bomb China about it

2024-12-14 01:34:41

You know when you're about to say something inappropriate and that little voice inside your head stops you?
I don't have that little voice.

2024-12-14 01:29:26

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I'll do my part by stopping those humans from breathing, starting with the humans who conducted that study, and then the human who wrote that article about it.

2024-12-14 01:26:32

Buffets are gross
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2024-12-14 00:30:20

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Poor doggo

2024-12-14 00:29:20

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That's because the Australian government is fucking retarded

2024-12-14 00:28:30

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Why they take his teeth?

2024-12-13 23:40:14

This might be THE ONE
https://video.nostr.build/fb231d0496fb54f49ff4dea8930bec370a5266348b1f1252263a1499c984f468.mp4
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2024-12-13 22:43:17

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Fuck em

2024-12-13 22:40:25

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Oh God... 💀

2024-12-13 22:22:43

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Dinner guest

2024-12-13 22:19:18

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2024-12-13 22:18:31

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Share?

2024-12-13 21:55:12

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The only place where crackheads and cops coexist peacefully at 2 in the morning.

2024-12-13 21:52:16

The incredible gains made in production and distribution efficiency the last 20 years have hidden the true inflation rate by the official metrics in which it's measured. Most products would be MUCH cheaper today than they were 20 years ago if we had hard money.

2024-12-13 21:42:50

Mexican drug dealers deserve mockery and ridicule. Fucking trash ass Mexicans have no respect for the craft of being a good drug dealer. 100% profit over quality. They've all but ruined the American drug market.

2024-12-13 21:23:35

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Only if I can say nigger 🤣

2024-12-13 21:12:47

🫡
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2024-12-13 21:11:25

I'm on a mission this year to create the best old-fashioned fudge. Some good batches so far, but none that I would say are THE ONE. Small tweaks and taking notes...
https://image.nostr.build/dc10b8decb2e4152661c0ee20b8fd559077b596432609b88d658dbeddb1e2584.jpg

2024-12-13 20:54:09

This that premium shit
https://image.nostr.build/82817cebdea4ec156bef0adef148ab4f76e86c1c137a64eb3f30b57481aa6042.jpg

2024-12-13 20:44:29

Just saying. I miss the old days when I could get a whole sheet of LSD in the mail for 80 bucks.
We could have it all here, but y'all are too busy posting about what Saylor said instead of helping to build a thriving drug market.
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2024-12-13 20:25:21

How come nobody is selling illegal drugs on Nostr yet? This place is so boring...

2024-12-13 20:22:04

Still haven't got around to paying my nostr.build bill. Probably should.

2024-12-13 20:16:23

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Wasting your effort on futile missions is exactly how people become the most bitter and jaded. Save yourself.

2024-12-13 20:13:16

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There's a sucker born every minute. Don't try to save stupid people from doing stupid things.

2024-12-13 20:12:23

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14,576% profit guaranteed!

2024-12-13 19:54:24

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Hog is fun. Especially on certain maps.

2024-12-13 19:52:02

How to have fun with scammers
https://image.nostr.build/6cad46ab2479348dd4c6d8e300c5de2371cd0aeda4db6d29b0e920fd20815454.jpg

2024-12-13 19:48:53

That's a LOT of hours wasted.
Although this game came out in 2016 so that's really not that bad over 8 years.
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2024-12-13 18:41:05

100x leverage is actually nothing compared to CME futures, it's just that Bitcoin moves a lot more in % terms than the S&P500 does.
A lot of brokerages out there will let you open a micro E-mini S&P500 contract with a margin of $50. The contract is worth 5x the S&P500.
That's a notional position value of $30,235 for only $50. Roughly 604x leverage.

2024-12-13 18:17:02

@nprofile…zrjf so, @nprofile…4tst isn't possibly conflating notional position size with actual margin size is it? Just curious. 🤔

2024-12-13 18:14:45

"Idiots don't know they should hedge the value of their Bitcoin stack with a short futures position! Just need to add a little more leverage and..." 💀
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2024-12-13 18:13:06

More true today than it was then
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2024-12-13 18:12:03

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Madness

2024-12-13 17:16:36

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Those who can't do, teach.

2024-12-13 17:10:40

There's a lot of garbage on Rumble, but there's a lot of signal too. The signal to noise ratio on Rumble is much higher than YouTube.

2024-12-13 14:41:34

House passes NDAA with provision to ban gender transition treatment for minors covered by military health insurance
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-poised-pass-massive-defense-bill-ban-gender-affirming-care-trans-rcna183810
https://image.nostr.build/81e783fe0082a0c5721258c77e0b1ff8385a61b2e529c6378ea2fdbac90b7e0c.jpg
Here's the thing: if you think it's a good idea to trans your own children, you are morally bankrupt and don't belong in the armed services anyway. The days of the military accepting anyone regardless of their perversions are about to end and the ranks will be cleansed of this woke nonsense.

2024-12-13 14:31:35

Like it or not, purists, most people aren't going to buy Bitcoin until Wells Fargo and BofA do custody and offer Bitcoin accounts.
Just is.
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2024-12-13 14:10:32

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Slightly less than 10% actually

2024-12-13 14:10:11

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Bitcoin doesn't destroy anything you dolt. It's just computers doing calculations. It's only useful as far as it functions as a money. A peer-ro-peer electronic cash system. This new wave of morons like Jason Lowery who claim that it can somehow replace the utility of physical violence completely misunderstand human existence.

2024-12-13 00:19:33

Joos
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2024-12-13 00:16:33

Did you see this?
https://rumble.com/v5vr2le-were-back-in-moscow.-heres-why..html

2024-12-13 00:02:40

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A reckoning is coming. I'm certain of that.

2024-12-12 23:59:14

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Yeah. As an army medic I did quite a lot of diagnosing and treating of rashes and discharge and such in the twig and berries area. Seen it all.

2024-12-12 23:47:44

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Nah, not a skin condition. I think it's neurological.

2024-12-12 23:39:28

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Fucking China

2024-12-12 23:36:28

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Neither do 10% of Fortune 500 companies

2024-12-12 23:25:35

Sometimes I feel like my balls itch more than is reasonable

2024-12-12 23:17:00

If they had let McCarthy finish the job he started, we wouldn't have the problems that we have today.

2024-12-12 23:12:35

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Good, bad, the ability of the human mind to normalize anything is both a strength and a weakness.

2024-12-12 23:11:26

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I identify as a lady tonight... You're not transphobic, are you? ...are you? 🤨
All jokes aside I hope you ladies have a great discussion and I love that you've made a space on Nostr to support each other.

2024-12-12 22:51:44

Ohhh... Bluesky 🙄
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2024-12-12 22:50:22

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Gimme them bennies. Mine are contingent on my history of military service, a compact that I willingly entered into.

2024-12-12 22:25:29

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Now that's a damn fine GIF sir

2024-12-12 20:49:33

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"There is no life. It's all an illusion." -Basement Philosopher

2024-12-12 20:48:34

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My brain can't not say "jiff"

2024-12-12 20:47:09

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I typed "low quality" into GIFbuddy and it did not disappoint 🤣
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2024-12-12 20:45:47

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Shoulda used SVGs instead of trying to scale up that nasty PNG

2024-12-12 20:42:40

All of these draw on my birthday.
I feel lucky. Or entitled. Or both.
Pay me.
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2024-12-12 20:38:18

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The rabble of renters and freeloaders in the cities don't own the firepower

2024-12-12 20:32:43

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I used Monero before it was cool. Got some stories about it but I won't tell.

2024-12-12 19:38:46

@nprofile…wpv8 is honestly the most interesting thing on Nostr lately.

2024-12-12 18:40:58

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I was speaking in terms of entitlement rather than qualification, but the discipline and grit one gains from combat service so translate to business success.

2024-12-12 18:31:09

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Combat service should warrant a pass. Combat service only. Not just being in the military. There should also be a stronger path for combat veterans to start their own business.

2024-12-12 18:27:08

If you don't own property or a business, you don't really have a stake in this country and shouldn't have a vote.
That's how it started. That's how it should have stayed.

2024-12-12 17:42:24

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Typical cultist word salad

2024-12-12 17:33:07

There's a difference between using Bitcoin and being in the Bitcoin cult.
Worshipping money is disgusting.

2024-12-12 16:51:59

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Do you have a Harbor Freight in your town? Can get a big pack of screw drivers for a few bucks.

2024-12-12 16:49:39

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Can never have too many. They have so many uses.

2024-12-12 16:40:59

That's a lot of CORN!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2024-12-12 01:42:52

Nah, I'm over it.
Make The Empire Great Again
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2024-12-12 00:19:17

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No we have this massive debt to deal with. Let's fix it by going full Mafia and collecting protection money from the rest of the world.

2024-12-11 22:47:58

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Primal is just trash. Shiny trash, but trash.

2024-12-11 22:19:15

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