Fiat Shenanigans 🤡🌎

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I say shit about shit

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lprimordium@getalby.com

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lprimordium@strike.me

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2024-11-19 23:04:07

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Matthew 6:
Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.
2 Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
3 But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:
4 That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.

2024-11-19 23:00:26

2024-11-18 15:59:46

@nprofile…x66a did you decide to only follow OKX with @nprofile…4tst or are your other exchange connections not working this morning?

2024-11-18 00:42:09

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I don't care to own a self-driving car, but a lot of people shouldn't drive.

2024-11-17 19:13:50

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I was just reading yesterday about how the cheap black plastic spatulas and what not are usually made from recycled plastic and so about 80% of them are full of toxic flame retardants.

2024-11-17 16:33:33

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Cashu mints are a nice idea, but yes there's room for improvements when it comes to usability. Maybe it will get there eventually.
Currently I think the best solution for non-technical users, which is the average human you're going to onboard to Nostr, is a reliable custodial wallet like #Strike. Easy to set up, easy to use, and custody by a trustworthy, US-based company.

2024-11-17 00:32:57

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How ironic that mere hours after a million angry leftists stormed off of X and opened Bluesky accounts they're suddenly being inundated with content reports.
I'm sure the one has nothing to do with the other.

2024-11-16 17:16:13

Hilarity ensues...
#nevent1q…gswg

2024-11-16 03:40:31

She thinks she's people
https://i.nostr.build/HXr98WhbD8PVfNDI.jpg

2024-11-15 17:54:56

Yeah seems like a lot of trouble just to zap a few sats. Farewell to one tap zaps with NWC I guess. I'll just zap with Strike and tolerate the half second longer it takes to switch between apps.
#nevent1q…uyp5

2024-11-15 14:40:37

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https://i.nostr.build/1QWSnI75NMg8yoPm.jpg

2024-11-15 14:31:44

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OMG people can just say whatever they're thinking on Nostr?? That's horrible!

2024-11-15 14:24:16

Bluesky says 1 million people signed up for the platform in last 24 hours
All the Trump haters fleeing X for Bluesky.
They should come here. Nostr would be more fun if there were more angry leftists for me to #trollstr
https://techcrunch.com/2024/11/14/bluesky-says-1-million-people-signed-up-for-the-platform-in-last-24-hours/

2024-11-13 19:54:27

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Good. Maybe they'll put an end to the discrimination against white men in universities and corporate America.

2024-11-13 19:40:21

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Fucking Elon 🙄🤣

2024-11-13 19:31:37

Tiddies

2024-11-13 14:59:08

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Make the Internet fun again!

2024-11-12 20:47:55

I hate it when I see engagement farming on #Nostr
Now how big is you dick?
#Zap this note 10 sats per inch!

2024-11-12 15:46:48

Most here don't want the uncomfortable truths. They're here simply to have a confirmation bias circle jerk about Bitcoin.
#nevent1q…9pfw

2024-11-12 00:15:29

All that stay humble talk goes out the window when the price goes up.
Every time Bitcoin started painting +10% daily candles it does -50% in the coming weeks, but hey, maybe this time is different...
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2024-11-12 00:04:19

🤣🤣
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2024-11-12 00:02:35

👀
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2024-11-11 23:55:43

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Still won't be fun

2024-11-11 23:52:00

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...to Nostr?

2024-11-11 23:49:18

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Give us pics of your pussy

2024-11-11 23:32:27

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https://media.tenor.com/1BiJyqMN4lMAAAAC/excited-so.gif

2024-11-11 21:58:53

She let me operate her whirly-dinger

2024-11-11 18:50:46

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I read another article this morning praising how great OP_CAT would be for Bitcoin.
We should be running the slogan Don't Shitcoin My Bitcoin!
https://cointelegraph.com/news/bitcoin-upgrade-ethereum-defi
https://i.nostr.build/DFrBZcpCMqqKe4q5.jpg

2024-11-11 18:44:47

The price is a distraction

2024-11-10 23:57:06

You probably shouldn't gamble with your sats, but I just won $3600 worth of sats on a $3 bingo card.
Not financial advice.

2024-11-10 03:05:21

This design is for our personal cards so we're not selling it this year.
We have several other designs of handmade cards that we are selling.
I'll post pics and prices in a day or two. 👀🎄
#nevent1q…jv9p

2024-11-10 02:21:39

GF and I are designing our Christmas cards for this year.
It's a work in progress, but what do y'all think?
https://i.nostr.build/oEKwMRVQDXXDzfMW.jpg

2024-11-09 00:16:49

We need to get more Russians on Nostr
We need to get more Chinese on Nostr
We need to get more Iranians on Nostr
We need to get more North Koreans on Nostr
We need to get more Kurds on Nostr
We need to get more Palestinians on Nostr

2024-11-09 00:07:09

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Marjorie Taylor Greene for president 2028
Make GMILFs Great Again

2024-11-08 14:25:05

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D.A.R.E.

2024-11-07 22:58:45

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It is by all the metrics they use

2024-11-06 17:55:35

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I'm all for edits and relays accepting them

2024-11-06 15:11:36

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They made the wrong choice and everyone who voted for him were victims of disinformation

2024-11-06 13:28:22

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It's pronounced Nostr of course

2024-11-06 06:26:24

$10 buys you $1000 if you still think Harris can pull a miracle out of her ass 🤣
https://i.nostr.build/FDHSwhe6BElcaNQi.png

2024-11-06 05:09:37

I fully believe that a woman can and should be president of the United States, just not Harris.
Greene 2028! 🇺🇲

2024-11-05 22:09:02

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Sometimes I speak with conviction and other times I'm just trolling. You never know.

2024-11-05 21:43:17

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Extremely rare for a movie to even come close to doing the book justice, and even in those rare cases the book is still better.

2024-11-05 21:01:33

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If a book was so great they would have made a movie about it!

2024-11-05 17:35:52

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Bet a fat zap that there's going to be a (D) next to his name on the ballot.
I'm going to go vote in about 20 minutes. I'll let you know.

2024-11-05 17:19:06

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Yeah that's an interesting case

2024-11-05 17:12:59

I've never even heard of this guy running for judge in my community, but I can tell just by looking at him that he's a Democrat. 🤣
https://i.nostr.build/jtV4ADUPXUVyaOHV.jpg

2024-11-05 16:01:18

YouTube complaining that I'm using an ad blocker, and the ad blocked was an ad for an ad blocker 🤡

2024-11-05 01:48:41

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Jitters. Not a dump yet. Def tomorrow night will move markets though, one way or another.
https://i.nostr.build/pmWb9Xms3QH5T1bc.jpg

2024-11-05 01:37:34

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You collect bitchcoin??

2024-11-05 01:34:16

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Bitcoin is going to zero. Better sell while you can.

2024-11-04 22:45:17

Property taxes are actually one of the least objectionable taxes.
Before you rage away in my replies, hear me out:
There are no federal property taxes. You pay property taxes to your county, and they kick some up to the state. It makes sense that your support for public services in your community be relative to how much of the community you own.

2024-11-04 22:37:58

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And a national holiday. Make sure the people who actually keep the economy running have time to go vote.

2024-11-04 22:33:01

When you start pulling at the threads of what's wrong with modernity, it can all be traced back to nihilism
#nevent1q…ptsc

2024-11-04 22:30:59

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Reject modernity. Embrace tradition.

2024-11-04 17:43:04

Nobody did more to poison the European zeitgeist than Frederick Nietzsche

2024-11-04 17:23:19

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Renaissance, Protestant reformation, representative government, modern agriculture, industrial revolution, harnessing fossil fuels, modern medicine, computer science and cryptography, the list goes on... All pioneered by white Europeans.

2024-11-04 15:51:51

There's almost always a down payment for new vehicles, because the dealer won't normally sell below MSRP, and there's an immediate depreciation as soon as you take the vehicle home. The only exception is sometimes at the end of the year when the dealer is trying to clear out leftover inventory.
The best time to buy a new vehicle is November-December.
You should NEVER pay a down payment for a used vehicle. If the lender won't cover the whole sale price, then negotiate the price lower, and if the dealer won't go lower, shop elsewhere. Otherwise you're getting ripped off.
#nevent1q…30td

2024-11-04 15:16:12

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Gibberish.
The balance of the loan must be less than the future sale value of the home so that when you default and they take you home they can recoup most of the remaining loan balance. That's why they require a down payment.
Same goes for cars, which only depreciate. As a rule of thumb, (and this is especially true of used vehicles), the amount of down payment you're required to put down is the amount that the dealership is overcharging you, which is why the bank won't cover it. You know you're getting a good price on a used vehicle if the bank is willing to cover 100% of the sale price.

2024-11-04 14:24:05

A 20% down payment on a house means that the value of the house can fall by almost 20% before the homeowner is underwater on their mortgage. It protects both the buyer and the bank. By not requiring a down payment, the bank is gambling that the value of the home will continue to rise.

2024-11-03 23:22:27

50/50 ketchup and mayo with a dash of pickle juice
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2024-11-03 15:51:24

The satanic banker joos and the satanic Hollywood joos who work for them don't want Trump to win

2024-11-03 13:57:46

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That's compassionate care, sir

2024-11-03 03:23:00

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https://media.tenor.com/1yf_mWoHnBEAAAAC/avril-lavigne-mic.gif

2024-11-03 03:19:40

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Truth is a stay dog, cursed and scourged

2024-11-03 00:02:27

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Sometimes a certain developer, not naming names, just nukes his relay and starts over 🤣

2024-11-03 00:00:28

Forgetful relays would possibly be good.
You all know by now that whatever I'm bitching about this week I'll have forgotten about by next week. Might as well have the relays forget too. 🤷
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2024-11-02 23:45:30

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Yakihone is nice

2024-11-02 23:25:31

#NostrOnly
#nevent1q…vkpy

2024-11-02 21:13:11

https://i.nostr.build/K1alfp3KKz1QKYF5.png

2024-11-02 20:46:13

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Such is my default state

2024-11-02 20:29:38

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There is the America that was built on protestant Christian European values, and there are the degenerates who want to dismantle those values and rebuild America in the shape of their nihilist vision.
Christians support Trump because his policies align with their values. His personal character is irrelevant.

2024-11-02 19:58:25

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People are doing this every day. It's the great American migration of the 21st century.

2024-11-02 19:21:05

Yes, Trump is divisive, and he should be. The enemy is within. No unity with people who want to tear down the social order that made our society great.

2024-11-02 15:46:39

And those paper ballots should be required to be securely stored for a period after the election (90-180 days) for auditability.
Despite all the wonderful advances in technology, some things should remain analogue, and voting is one of those.
#nevent1q…v9yx

2024-11-02 06:13:34

Cash-out refi to buy Bitcoin makes sense.

2024-11-01 22:34:01

Explaining to the fiance that the sense of urgency in the mortgage officers voice RN means we should wait 5 days until the Fed interest rate announcement before signing for the cash-out refi.

2024-11-01 20:44:40

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A mutt from the reservation. No idea what her breeding is. German Shepard and some kind of hound I think but who knows. Shelter rescues are the best dogs. She is such a sweetheart!

2024-11-01 20:42:06

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I'm thinking 80-85 there about

2024-11-01 20:23:47

About 47 pounds at about 6 months 3 weeks old. Place your bets.
https://i.nostr.build/DeBUJul67ZzamwHa.jpg
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2024-11-01 20:16:54

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IMO amethyst using handbrake solves this issue

2024-11-01 20:15:03

Look at the size of these paws. She turns 1 year old in April. Guess what her adult weight will be. Winner gets 10k sats in April if you remember to remind me.
https://i.nostr.build/goBd8jBaP9opEteS.jpg

2024-11-01 19:59:37

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#nevent1q…f7l0
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2024-11-01 19:45:15

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Ooooh what 0.9.2 do?

2024-11-01 19:38:53

How good is your #Nostr client and media host?
Can you troubleshoot issues directly with the developers in realtime?
#Amethyst #nostrbuild
https://i.nostr.build/8wII8mLKzHTzEco4.jpg

2024-11-01 19:31:03

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Both.
#nevent1q…8zh6
I'm using Amethyst on a pixel 9 pro so good hardware and connected to good broadband Internet.

2024-11-01 19:27:28

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Times out for media upload to nostr.build if I select medium or high quality on a 10 min YouTube rip.
The one video I uploaded at low quality takes forever to load from nostr.build to Amethyst.
Recommend using handbrake.
I've been using an android app called handbrake+ for the last year to upload directly to nostr.build but the last couple weeks it hasn't been working so I've been experimenting with the built in Amethyst compression, but my experience hasn't been great so far.

2024-11-01 19:18:25

@nprofile…deau what is Amethyst using to compress video files when I upload them?

2024-11-01 19:16:31

MSNBC claiming disinformation as they spread disinformation is peak clown world 🤡🌎

2024-11-01 19:13:53

There are no Haitian immigrants voting in this election
https://media.tenor.com/-5V7-ZGj1GoAAAAC/jedi-obi.gif
https://youtu.be/XjX_NLgd5yY

2024-11-01 18:53:51

Their fear is palpable, and delicious!
https://v.nostr.build/45RoBbHjcuJSq3V2.mp4

2024-11-01 18:41:17

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Bigger than a thumb drive but still small. It's a single S19 chip on a board.
https://i.nostr.build/0rgY7qXL3a6V7B47.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/G1mjhImn7WvCOWuW.jpg

2024-11-01 18:22:54

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@nprofile…7x7j you wanna play?

2024-11-01 18:16:52

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The S9 is pretty easy to set up.
The rest require 220 voltage so there's that obstacle if you live in North America.

2024-11-01 18:06:47

Help me brainstorm rules for the election night drinking game.
Bloomberg election results map on one screen, MSNBC or other leftist TV news on another.
1. Any time a state changes color, drink.
2. Any time a reporter or anchor mentions the word democracy in a context such as "democracy is at stake", "threat to democracy", etc... Drink (small sips on this rule)
3. Any anchor disparages Trump voters, BIG drink
4. If anyone mentions Trump's support for Bitcoin, finish your drink and get another.
Add your own rule ideas below 👇

2024-11-01 13:41:59

ese es un buen trato
https://i.nostr.build/MWgwhSMUjc58asOY.jpg

2024-10-31 23:43:34

A Week of Failing To Pay With Bitcoin in El Salvador https://reason.com/2024/10/31/a-week-of-failing-to-pay-with-bitcoin-in-el-salvador/

2024-10-31 22:10:31

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Chocolate is bad for dogs!

2024-10-31 20:58:15

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I rather dislike apples on their own. They give me a tummy ache if they're not cooked.

2024-10-31 20:08:56

Just a short list. There's more reasons.
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