Joe Biden :verified:

not to be political but i am a 17 yr old autistic trans girl high school dropout i love public transport and in particular trains i am a commie i am a lesbian i love computer science

2024-02-15 16:43:25

switching america to YYYY/DD/MM to fuck with literally everyone

2024-01-17 11:03:58

covid was supposed to be named david

2023-11-05 05:24:40

regurgitating chocolate bars onto my ice cream as a topping

2023-11-02 20:25:33

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@npub1vx2…nst2 tysm for the help

2023-11-02 20:25:14

stan twice !! :JihyoSuh:

2023-11-02 20:21:31

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@npub1vx2…nst2 tell me who i stan i need to get a good reputation with the kpop.social friends

2023-11-02 20:21:09

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@npub1vx2…nst2 quick, who do i stan

2023-11-02 20:18:04

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@npub1vx2…nst2 :3 glad we have resolved that conflict :blobcathappy:

2023-11-02 20:15:35

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@npub1vx2…nst2 yall is the general public im not talking about you specifically bestie i am sorry for the confusion :heart_hug:

2023-11-02 20:14:27

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@npub1vx2…nst2 what do you want me to do, resign? I'll be the laughingstock of the world i can't im stuck Niyu i have no option

2023-11-02 20:13:36

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@npub1vx2…nst2 I didn't ask for this yall voted for me

2023-11-02 20:11:15

why does god give her highest political role in the united states to her eepiest joe

2023-10-31 05:26:20

we need to recognise the true meaning of halloween. none of this "free candy if you're a little one" bs- this day is about GHOULS

2023-10-19 02:05:36

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@npub1vx2…nst2 Josephine

2023-10-19 01:41:16

🙋 hello america!

2023-10-17 13:51:49

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2023-10-10 03:59:11

reading the constitution rn this shit is CRAZYYYY

2023-09-15 23:50:36

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@npub1sat…8vnx we all miss his passion

2023-09-15 23:38:57

am i bipolar? im biWINNING

2023-09-03 08:26:21

does england still exist or did it die with the queen i dont know how it works across the pond

2023-08-29 08:48:19

america is experiencing a brainrot epidemic

2023-08-09 14:28:21

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on fedi i can just be a she/her transgender joe biden and my fellow queers just appreciate me for who i am, this is why fedi is the best platform

2023-08-09 14:27:00

fedi is the only place where this account wouldn't get misinterpreted as trying to make fun of the left

2023-08-01 07:44:55

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2023-07-31 21:16:08

President Joe Biden 🏳️‍⚧️ 16 year old mtf anarcho communist

2023-07-22 04:08:19

grimsed as fuck rn

2023-07-10 20:03:38

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Joe Biden, is in fact, GNU/Joe Biden, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Joe Biden. Joe Biden is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

2023-07-10 04:05:35

#Ruthkanda forever

2023-07-02 02:45:12

rawr :meowbox:

2023-07-01 21:45:09

im criminalizing the supreme court

2023-06-28 21:44:18

sorry for sporadic biden posting ive been on my secret alt account where ive socially transitioned

2023-06-26 10:56:22

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@npub124y…5qf8 love u erik i needed this

2023-06-23 20:43:21

meow

2023-06-23 00:32:31

weird way for saddam hussein to go out

2023-06-22 00:33:33

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2023-06-21 20:58:24

I'm Joe Biden and I endorse the United Coalition of Besties (the worlds first unionized group chat)

2023-06-21 19:40:08

This is against the law. You're being deported.
I get that you're excited to be here, but you've got to follow the laws. And this isn't it. You're not in communist china. We're building a profitable country here. This kind of behavior isn't the vibe we want.

2023-06-21 15:25:51

guys
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2023-06-21 13:55:40

joe biden meal

2023-05-24 12:32:41

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@npub1s36…m239 idk what's a little line ever do yknow like like in a bad way like what's a little line ever stop me from from politics and you know ive always said you can you can just do a line and it's not even a big deal like it's 2023 and an you can just do a line how about it

2023-05-24 12:14:24

selling my bed for best offer I'm not sleeping ever again So awake don't need it don't need it

2023-05-23 22:47:28

hate when i check my notifications only to find FREAKS!!!! and like a couple normal people but there's so many FREAKS. what did i ever do to deserve this

2023-05-16 00:57:24

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2023-05-14 01:37:10

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2023-05-09 00:32:00

took 80 years but I've finally got melanoma

2023-05-09 00:22:34

talking ot eachother on the same account > matrix

2023-05-06 13:22:07

@npub10pg…xu2f

2023-05-06 13:20:38

im invulnerable to criticism, like what are you gonna tell me lmfao this presidency is a gag its literally a bit i am literally trolling

2023-05-06 11:36:51

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2023-05-06 11:23:06

"😎 ✍️"
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2023-05-02 01:35:07

chicken bike corn missile dog
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2023-04-30 13:39:29

*sees old white man with thinning white hair dressed in a suit* hey Joe Biden, big fan

2023-04-29 07:23:33

nya

2023-04-28 16:27:54

im going to kill whoever decided converting gifs to mp4's on mastodon is a good idea. UMm krill yourself?

2023-04-28 16:26:32

Entering my privacy schizo arc

2023-04-19 11:56:26

#[0]
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2023-04-19 11:55:14

got that febreze sprayed a thousand times a day in the oval office strong asf (like honestly uncomfortable levels of febreze like you'd have to be here to understand it) to cover up the scent of the child corpses

2023-04-19 11:44:58

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2023-04-17 22:29:36

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2023-04-14 18:51:27

I've actually noticed the world just /looks/ much different than it did like uhh 10 or 12 years ago. spooky. i wonder why. maybe the cameras changed. maybe the general design changed. maybe The Sun changed.

2023-04-14 18:44:59

🧐
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2023-04-14 18:40:52

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2023-04-14 12:20:27

gun control is deadass bussin fr fr no cap -ruhollah khomeini
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2023-04-10 11:24:52

this account has been ran by Hunter this whole time

2023-04-08 18:22:13

got a plan to nuke chicago

2023-04-04 23:20:04

okay, that's it. I've had enough. Announcing when you're pissing is now a federal crime

2023-03-29 00:13:48

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2023-03-13 10:18:24

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#[0] i may already be 80 years old but i will never die

2023-03-13 01:49:52

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#[0] that's cool too i simply deserve the right to choose to disown mine

2023-03-13 00:02:33

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#[0] never tried oat milk but id like to try it actually

2023-03-12 23:58:55

oats

2023-03-09 00:50:18

happy international womens day btw i loooove women big fan of womens

2023-03-07 15:08:39

been getting some new followers so for those who don't already know!!
hewwo im joe biden my pronouns are she/her :3
i am autistic, an anarchist, and i am the president of the united states of america x3
#intro #intros

2022-08-22 09:55:41

i dont know where i am
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