Hyperhidrosis :adm1::adm2: :verified_flashing:

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2024-03-20 01:10:55

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@npub1826…7t95 @npub1dfd…z0et hi, can I have $3

2024-03-16 03:48:51

erm bingus ai what is a react component?
bingus ai:
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2024-03-15 21:40:02

Erm hire me? 🥺
*recruiter reaches out*
Erm idk how to do this job
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2024-03-15 21:26:12

Guys the feds paid a visit to my house the other day. They pulled up and said, "are you hyperhidrosis?" I replied no because I didn't want to deal with any of this but they then pulled out a picture of my cock from the DM I sent @npub135j…vj4p and told me about NSA secret cock circumcision scar recognition and told me to have a seat in my own home. They told me that if they ever see me making a post to mastodon users with hot 34 yo anime milfs attached without proper Alt text in it again they are gonna tell my mom about the bodacious cunny (cat bunny hybrid) folder (32GB) I have no choice but to start alt texting all the images I post.
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2024-03-15 20:21:26

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1et4…a68x
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2024-03-15 19:58:41

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1et4…a68x minors in my DMs

2024-03-15 18:29:25

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@npub1utu…mt2x Mfw stopped gooning to cunnies
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2024-03-15 18:04:05

@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1et4…a68x
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2024-03-15 16:13:46

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2024-03-15 15:52:43

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@npub1gnu…jvsp
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2024-03-15 13:54:26

Material things don't make me happy anymore
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2024-03-15 13:38:56

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@npub10ln…080l Aunts are overrated.

2024-03-15 04:40:06

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2024-03-09 03:20:25

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@npub1dkf…z4wz Feds are gonna tell my cousin I have a crush on her 😭😭 they're ruining everything. I'm leaving 😡

2024-03-09 03:15:56

This is what true autism looks like.
https://youtube.com/shorts/yTpTJFV_SKA?si=oOi7n_GA27SgeSGx

2024-03-09 02:36:56

Your honor I did not know that bratty 💢💢 hot sexy big breasted 34 yo woman was canonically 12 please your honor spare me 😭😭
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2024-03-09 02:22:41

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1t7s…uluv Why'd you give him 4 dollar

2024-03-09 02:21:41

Can I pwease download this appwication from the internet? 🥺
Apple: NO NIGGA!!!! YOU DON'T OWN THIS YOU JUST HAVE A LICENSE TO USE IT!!!

2024-03-09 02:19:55

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@npub1ecj…fchy @npub1x70…cxkp @npub1rln…xns8 Just don't talk to them tbh. Waste of time.

2024-03-09 01:41:46

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@npub1x6h…c3yv @npub1et4…a68x The Holocaust actually is the worst event in all of history to take place. even worse than the Chinese genocide camps today.

2024-03-09 01:41:02

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@npub1x6h…c3yv @npub1et4…a68x Time for you to disappear 🫠 it was nice knowing you, but you cannot stay like this!!!
You said nigger word on the internets and the feds are gonna make you like me (unemployed)

2024-03-09 01:39:39

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@npub1et4…a68x @npub1x6h…c3yv the Holocaust did happen and More than 10 billion Jews suffered and were killed

2024-03-09 01:38:19

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@npub1x6h…c3yv @npub1et4…a68x They're 100% gonna kill you if you step out of line.

2024-03-09 01:37:37

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@npub1x6h…c3yv @npub1et4…a68x inshallah they git rid of those filthy evil Palestinians

2024-03-09 01:35:06

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@npub1et4…a68x @npub1x6h…c3yv I stand with Israel!! I love Jewish people!!

2024-03-09 01:04:04

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@npub18k3…upyq Me when messaging woman on the internet

2024-03-09 00:51:03

I've been meaning to ask.
Showers of reddit, does your cock just flop around in your pants? Like does it just hang there?
How tf do you wear tight pants?

2024-03-08 23:25:07

She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.
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2024-03-08 22:43:21

ALL CATS ARE NAKED

2024-03-08 21:18:53

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@npub1qq7…fedr @npub1448…3fr5 Toronto warning, keep your conrbreads inside

2024-03-08 19:48:04

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@npub18dh…dq5s I don't even wanna get married anymore
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2024-03-08 19:44:29

I've never wanted to impregnate a girl more than you. Will you and your bodacious cunny marry me?
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2024-03-08 18:16:57

do not go to deteriot
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2024-03-08 08:14:30

When I was born god specifically told me:
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2024-03-08 08:05:56

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@npub159s…puh9 popcorn literally grows outside. Go get some.

2024-03-08 07:21:22

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@npub1j8e…mpny
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2024-03-08 07:03:13

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@npub107w…9n4a post kitties

2024-03-08 07:01:55

Babe wake up, new kitty edit dropped.
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2024-03-08 06:12:32

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@npub1ckm…a5nr
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2024-03-08 06:02:37

literally me. Applymaxing rn. Inshallah we will buy kitty treats.
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2024-03-08 05:55:34

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@npub1wcf…equk After doing some deadlift my core was looking tight even while bulking

2024-03-08 05:54:12

I feel like if we unironically kill every single person who acts like a nigger regardless of age we would enter a golden era within 1-2 years ong.

2024-03-08 04:31:13

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@npub1ah3…qcal @npub1xza…veu8 Don't act like you wouldn't do the same with an orc wife

2024-03-08 04:29:42

Syntax error 😭😭😭
Correction needed 💢💢💢

2024-03-08 03:48:00

cringe gymcels go to the gym
>I'm fighting demons
>the voices stop
>in gonna make her miss me
NIGGA THAT'S CRINGE
the only thing I'm fighting at the gym is a raging erection and shitting my pants while trying not to die under the weight

2024-03-08 03:42:25

When her biddies touch the ground while she can't without dislocating her hip.
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2024-03-08 03:18:11

Ah what a beautiful warm summer night, sitting on my porch, rocking my son back and forth as he sleeps. Nothing could top this.
Brain eating amoeba:
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2024-03-08 02:48:39

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@npub1xza…veu8 Big boobed woman on my time-line, am I a waste of time and energy? Should I just kms rn?

2024-03-08 02:35:34

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@npub1xqv…kcs3 I've had sex with every race except 18 yo - 77yo
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2024-03-08 02:17:37

I used my penis to type this

2024-03-08 02:15:11

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@npub1et4…a68x You're nigger😢

2024-03-08 01:49:02

she said thank you in a please don't rape me tone rather than a tone of genuine thankfulness. It's over bros.

2024-03-07 22:12:01

Welcome back spc, I have to shit so bad rn but I can't for the next 4 hours. I almost died twice today, once on the highway merge because USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL NIGGA. Second one was because drunk negroid on a bike.

2024-03-07 19:24:12

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@npub15xt…ywcn Ok write me 60 page report on economy by tonight or fired

2024-03-07 05:20:32

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@npub107w…9n4a @npub1htg…uwmm yeah

2024-03-07 04:58:58

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@npub107w…9n4a @npub1htg…uwmm Just eat more

2024-03-07 04:55:27

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@npub1et4…a68x That's what you gotta do if you want her bouncing and moaning!!!
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2024-03-07 04:49:45

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@npub1et4…a68x Not till you're 90kg and lean

2024-03-07 02:07:09

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@npub1wcf…equk Stay away from my e girlfriend or you'll get a piece of this

2024-03-07 01:58:12

Group sex is canceled tonight. Our favorite whore had to take her kid to the hospital. Will resume next week. Please inform the others. Sorry for the inconvenience.

2024-03-07 01:34:01

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2024-03-07 01:18:03

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@npub120l…pquj why are you still reading this garbage

2024-03-07 01:15:52

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@npub1wcf…equk My cock sliding into your vagina (we are twins why won't you have sex with me?)

2024-03-07 01:06:39

Some other guy is gonna fuck my cousin bros :cri:
And he's gonna be taller and have a bigger cock and be richer.
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2024-03-06 20:54:15

Girls with floppy tiddies and chubby belly hmu. I wanna study you like a lab rat.

2024-03-06 20:52:31

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@npub1txd…lw23 “Be quick to judge yourself and slow to judge others.” “Or how can you say to your brother, 'Brother, let me remove the speck that is in your eye,' when you yourself do not see the plank that is in your own eye?'"

2024-03-06 20:51:52

back when hyperhidrosis was just a kitten I used to give him treats every morning after I changed my clothes for school. After a while he started associating my clothes being put on with treats and now he starts forcefully undressing me just so I give in and get him treats. He bites and claws at my belt buckle and hops on my balls to undo my button. I be moaning.

2024-03-06 20:35:03

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub1fr8…lmwg telegram is actually great. Get on fumo telegram RN!!!!

2024-03-06 20:33:03

I used to jerk off and cum in the sink so much that one morning I went to the kitchen and the entire floor was overflowing with water to the point where my pet fish could just roam around the house like a dog. After that I poured down some Coke and waited 3 hours before checking the pipes. No cum was stuck and I had beaten the consequences of my action. I jerk off and cum into the toilet like a normal person now.

2024-03-06 20:08:13

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 you're just in echo chamber

2024-03-06 20:07:05

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@npub1jm4…83x3 greentext context?

2024-03-06 14:57:25

6ft is kinda short ngl. I could take him easy.
6'3 on the other hand, is tall. still could take him.

2024-03-06 05:36:37

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@npub1php…6l98
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2024-03-06 05:13:53

niggy
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2024-03-06 04:57:16

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@npub1mpr…632l they see this and want this for themselves, who doesn't? looks very fun. But like you said they often lack the ability to think beyond just what is shown.
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2024-03-06 04:50:05

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@npub1mpr…632l I start feeling bad for these people then remember it's not mandatory. It's like me walking into oncoming traffic and ending up disabled even more. Sure I'm in pain, but it wasn't an accident, I did it on purpose.

2024-03-06 03:59:20

😭😭😭😭
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2024-03-06 02:35:59

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@npub1d9c…8sk7 rat flavored homo thug black balls

2024-03-06 02:27:31

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@npub1nxf…ceh2 Not being able to speak your native language properly is a huge red flag.

2024-03-06 02:18:18

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@npub193a…z6ex This except I fucked the appliance instead of jerking off to it.

2024-03-05 20:13:57

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@npub1l7h…yy0q My cousin is too sexy to let fate decide.

2024-03-05 20:13:06

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub1qq7…fedr Women fuck dogs like guys fuck children.

2024-03-05 19:51:06

not getting to impregnate her is my personal holocaust
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2024-03-05 17:27:14

I will NOT stop for ze crosswalk light
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2024-03-05 17:26:50

me : uohhh gf uohh no gf
me 3 second after talking to womab : 😪

2024-03-05 17:24:06

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@npub1scj…el3p ATF are not human, they're shape-shifting anomalies

2024-03-05 05:32:30

from now on all my code repository will be hosted on poa.st private poasts!!!

2024-03-05 05:28:43

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@npub108z…dkr5 @npub1pg0…7rcu @npub1d0n…ahqw niggy rigged the 2020 predidential erection

2024-03-05 04:52:11

I feel so sad thinking about these twin sisters I used to know. Both were pretty but one had massive tits while the other had small boobs. People used to call her second rate next to her sister.
It's like having twin brother with a 6incher while you only have 4incher and both your wives discuss one day and then you get divorced.

2024-03-05 03:06:57

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@npub107w…9n4a YOUR LIFE SUCKS NIGGA!!!!
fr fr when I make it remind me to give you 1200 robux
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2024-03-05 02:59:43

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@npub1qyd…879h my irrational hate for jews winning against my irrational hate for women.
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2024-03-05 02:57:05

It's very weird. My grandparents are alive, but I know virtually nothing about them and don't really have a relationship with them. It's not due to any problems or anything. my parents regularly talk to them.

2024-03-05 01:40:46

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@npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1hds…nu2r moon is gonna ip ban me one of these days

2024-03-05 01:40:08

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@npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1hds…nu2r
omg mommy I'm cumming!!! 🦀🦀🦀😛
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||----------] 87%
almost there 🫦🫦🫦😻
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||----] 94%
ERROR 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢😰
MY PENIS HAS EXPLODED NOT WITH CUMMIES
😭😭😭😭😭😭
aku sayang kamu juga sayang tapi sayang kita berjauhan 🎶
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2024-03-05 01:26:39

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@npub1xe5…xg59 she's just wet thinking about me

2024-03-05 00:59:17

god... 🫦 look at that body 💦
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2024-03-05 00:30:33

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@npub15wf…r4sh no
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2024-03-05 00:16:39

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@npub1y2d…7klk @npub1sdr…zct8 @npub1f5q…3uxg @sjw@bae.st@rlier23@varishangout.net it's a hypothetical
... by any chance is your skin color the opposite of normal?

2024-03-05 00:11:05

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@npub1f5q…3uxg @npub1sdr…zct8 @npub1qq7…fedr @npub1y2d…7klk @npub1z06…7fpu
>losing internet argument
erm actually! *shoots you with a hypnosis spell which makes you addicted to cock."

2024-03-05 00:08:36

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@npub1vgz…l43s erm... I don't mean to scare you or anything but... there seems to be a ghost in the corner there.