The Bog Witch

Angry old white cis lady, happy to be anyone's mum that needs one.

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Tattooed_Mummy_at_beige.party@mostr.pub

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2024-10-16 06:01:52

Savoury pie culture seems to be British and Australian thing mostly. I don't see America or Europe full of savoury pastry goodness. How's the African continent on pies? Asia, any pies where you are?
Tell me your favourite savoury pastry, I'm a huge fan of a bacon and cheese plait, or a corned beef pasty.
#pies

2024-09-05 06:24:10

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@npub10dx…0dm6 how do grown ups not know? Are they living sheltered lives? Are we perverts? ! 🤔

2024-08-27 07:29:49

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@npub1v5a…5yax I'll let you know. I imagine I can fry with it as the water will just boil off

2024-08-27 06:34:02

Important information. I accidently bought Lurpak spreadable LIGHTER instead of regular.
It's appalling on toast. Like, really bad. It has a really high water content and makes your toast a soggy disappointment.
I'll going to use it for cooking and go back to regular butter. I only ever use butter in toast.

2024-08-02 20:50:32

Choughs breed in Kent for first time in 200 years.
I'm chuffed about this. I'm not even ashamed of my pun 🤣
#news #GoodNews #Nature #Birds
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/aug/02/choughs-breed-in-kent-for-first-time-in-200-years

2024-07-30 17:40:59

I'm a tad tiddly on gin. Crying because the news is sad.
Gin tears are the worst.
Might have a nice calm bath and listen to some dub

2024-07-14 08:10:53

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@npub1fgl…4jl4 it's fun though. And there really are no ads.
Omg. Maybe it's a cult 😂😦

2024-07-13 18:13:13

The Times of India: Prague zoo celebrates rare birth of endangered species: Meet baby Chinese Pangolin
Omg squeeeee 😍
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/china/prague-zoo-celebrates-rare-birth-of-endangered-species-meet-baby-chinese-pangolin/articleshow/111636942.cms

2024-07-10 17:09:17

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@npub1g0t…tvm4 Nigel and Suella will destroy each other in a pool of bile and spite though, both determined to be the leader and the most hateful

2024-07-06 17:45:39

Over night oats is just sludge and makes me heave even to think of it.
Also you need to eat Weetabix at high speed with ice cold milk to avoid any soft bits.
I might have a cereal texture issue...

2024-07-05 16:54:08

BBC: Reform wins fifth seat in South Basildon and East Thurrock
Damn. #ukpol
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqe6yr9jenqo

2024-07-04 18:45:50

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@npub1v5a…5yax cray-g not creg ffs

2024-07-04 18:34:02

America, kindly sort out your pronunciation of Craig. Thank you

2024-07-01 06:52:22

Are you still boosting images with no alt text? Really?! In 2024!? 😞

2024-06-26 05:35:45

David Tennant Called ‘Rich, Lefty, White Male Celebrity’ by U.K. Minister for Equality After War of Words Over LGBT+ Rights
#news
https://variety.com/2024/politics/global/david-tennant-kemi-badenoch-lgbt-1236048181/

2024-06-25 18:32:43

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@npub1v5a…5yax tusky usually tells me and when I've just looked it says nothing. Are you accessing it via your browser?

2024-06-25 18:27:48

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@npub1v5a…5yax 🤷‍♀️ I use on my phone. I do think the apps vary and there are lots of apps.

2024-06-25 18:14:13

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@npub1v5a…5yax the official mastodon app lets you see alt text too. 🤨

2024-06-22 17:00:02

On FB someone has demonstrated a fish tank linked to others by tubes etc. And the fish is happily swimming through the tubes and having a fine fish time.
Someone has commented "I'd be worried though because don't they need to come up to breathe?"
It's A FISH
I've had enough internet for today I think.

2024-06-16 06:41:43

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@npub1v5a…5yax ha ha chewy dried kiwi

2024-06-16 06:14:37

Went to Dishoom Permit Room Brighton last night, amazing cocktails!
https://www.permitroom.co.uk/locations/brighton
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/624/822/355/995/854/original/53476a9fcf8570c5.jpg

2024-06-12 06:22:06

Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy.
Denmark has recalled several spicy ramen noodle products by South Korean company Samyang, claiming that the capsaicin levels in them could poison consumers.
Three fiery flavours of the Samyang instant ramen line are being withdrawn: Buldak 3x Spicy & Hot Chicken, 2x Spicy & Hot Chicken and Hot Chicken Stew.
#news #spicy
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy00gk0kr82o

2024-06-07 05:58:33

BBC: Donald Trump's gun licence set to be revoked - reports
Both state law in New York and wider federal law prohibits individuals with felony convictions from possessing a firearm.
#news #uspol
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2qq1pply22o

2024-06-03 17:12:32

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@npub1v5a…5yax they look like pink pom poms

2024-06-01 21:03:43

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@npub1v5a…5yax I suggest A A Dhand https://www.tattooedmummy.co.uk/2016/05/streets-of-darkness-dhand.html

2024-06-01 07:57:55

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@npub1g0t…tvm4 Well I checked with the cost of a fiat panda, mine was £7k new a few years ago, but they are £15k now. Car prices are wild

2024-06-01 07:54:04

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@npub1g0t…tvm4 oh In Europe, the Microlino starts at €17,990 (£15,400) and rises to €19,990 (£17,100) for a 10.5kWh model, or €21,990 (£18,800) with the 15.0kWh battery.

2024-06-01 07:37:12

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@npub1v5a…5yax Well, yes go! Support! But make sure you are bigging up your grandchild, not looking to be the "great accepting grandparent" (that's important! But it's not what pride is about)

2024-05-24 17:09:57

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@npub198t…hasj I'm going to come at you mercilessly if I have trouble when I try this weekend

2024-05-17 04:35:47

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@npub1esj…75v2 it was working for me but I've tried another link. See if that works?

2024-05-16 07:19:47

The Mexican honey co-op finding sweet success in a volatile sector - Positive News - Positive News
Even the process of beekeeping pays the insects the utmost respect. Housed in small wooden boxes called cajas, they are left in areas with abundant flowering plants. There they forage and produce honey at their own pace.
#news #goodNews #bees 🐝🐝
https://www.positive.news/society/the-mexican-honey-co-op-finding-sweet-success-in-a-volatile-sector/

2024-05-16 05:26:12

Crew remain trapped on Baltimore ship, seven weeks after bridge collapse.
WTF?! They don't even have their phones!
#news
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-69011124

2024-05-14 05:38:53

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@npub198t…hasj it's wild. I've bought several dvds recently cheaper than even "renting" via a streaming service, let alone "buying"

2024-05-14 05:24:05

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@npub198t…hasj me buying dvds on eBay doesn't seem so silly now. 😁

2024-05-14 05:06:17

Bristol plane fuselage turned into primary school library.
Catherine, a student at the school, said: "I really enjoy reading... [and] the library has been really amazing.
"You get to be inside a plane, in your school, with books, which is really cool."
#news #GoodNews #books #bookstodon
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-68986318

2024-05-13 06:04:19

No wonder the #TinyPond is losing water! The bloody fox is drinking it!
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/432/263/837/281/571/original/be2024e35771c950.jpg
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/432/263/941/262/221/original/92266f4c8ed74a7c.jpg
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/432/264/055/319/307/original/ece482c127be1239.jpg
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/432/264/148/875/853/original/d7e0a1c792528ea0.jpg

2024-05-09 05:33:55

Win a copy of my brother's new book! (It's a western) UK only.
#books #bookstodon
https://www.patreon.com/posts/want-to-win-copy-103861927

2024-05-08 05:43:59

Sheesh. 🙄😯 40000 AI-narrated audiobooks flood Audible, dividing authors and listeners.
A new breed of audiobook is taking over digital bookshelves – ones narrated not by professional voice actors, but by artificial intelligence voices. It's an AI audiobook revolution that has been turbo-charged by Amazon #news #books #bookstodon
https://www.techspot.com/news/102875-40000-ai-narrated-audiobooks-flood-audible-dividing-authors.html

2024-05-08 05:37:20

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@npub198t…hasj I'm safe from seeing the file

2024-05-08 05:34:01

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@npub198t…hasj cool. I have to download a random file that my mobile can't open. Yay accessibility

2024-05-07 08:33:56

Unseen #Japan: "Learn Japanese": Tokyo Izakaya Closes After Owner's Social Media Outburst.
I can't help wondering why tourists don't use a translation app! Google does a really good job of translating from images!
#news #tourists #travel
https://unseen-japan.com/izakaya-closes-japanese-only-controversy/

2024-05-07 07:20:50

I feel that if enough people complain that AI is a scam online eventually AI will discover that it is a scam and start telling you that it's a scam and eventually it'll destroy itself or vanish up its own bum hole or something

2024-05-07 07:18:28

But is AI a scam?
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/398/582/789/580/846/original/97a2609f990ed808.mp4

2024-05-06 14:50:36

Yay! I cloned an Ankylosaurus!

2024-05-06 08:31:24

If I started a new business and needed to comply with the new toilet law, I'd have 3 loos, a nice one labelled Women, a nice one for Men, then a 3rd teeny one with izal toilet paper and no paper towels labelled TERFs

2024-05-05 15:12:50

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@npub19lt…qfjk it's a new obsession 😂

2024-05-05 14:57:36

TM's Blog: The making of a tiny pond. #tinyPond
Finally I'm explaining how I made the pond with links to all the stuff I bought/used.
https://www.tattooedmummy.co.uk/2024/05/the-making-of-tiny-pond.html

2024-05-05 10:49:33

#tinyPond update
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/388/089/281/109/319/original/25daf694adb07a4f.mp4

2024-05-05 08:49:08

The estimated upload time for some videos is about as reliable as the time left estimate on the washing machine

2024-05-04 17:22:17

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@npub198t…hasj
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/383/970/479/475/680/original/98f96f95f9732fb9.jpg

2024-05-04 17:12:22

I have ordered a curry to be delivered to my home.

2024-05-04 09:13:01

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@npub198t…hasj I hope you meet a lone woman not a hunter

2024-05-04 09:01:20

I think the main takeaway from the man versus bear debate is that men know even less about bears than they do about women

2024-05-03 17:08:25

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@npub198t…hasj in the UK I think. I'm not terribly rich. Just a bit rich. I'm looking to buy cava, or other sparkling wine, not prosecco if I can help it, by the case, or a mixed case

2024-05-03 17:04:16

Where's the best place to order wine from for delivery?

2024-05-02 15:28:24

Imagine paying for financial advice and then ...
"50% of financial services leaders who use generative AI outside of work do so for financial advice"
https://kpmg.com/uk/en/home/media/press-releases/2024/04/more-than-a-third-of-city-bosses-use-gen-ai-at-work-every-day.html

2024-05-02 08:11:48

UK folk. Don't forget your photo ID and your dog when you go to #vote today

2024-05-01 18:09:26

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@npub19fc…ay3c imagine being the cleaner
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/367/170/321/771/475/original/79cc78cba5b7ba46.mp4

2024-04-25 12:30:30

Captain Tom’s daughter puts £2,250,000 home up for sale after spa drama
@npub1g2c…lyyd let's make an offer ! 😁
https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/25/captain-toms-daughter-hannah-puts-2-25m-mansion-sale-20715350/

2024-04-24 18:59:55

Would anyone like a tiny pond picture? #tinyPond
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/327/731/682/002/344/original/07d922717d8818ce.jpg

2024-04-21 18:27:14

Just made some bread. It's still warm
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/310/615/491/190/715/original/17e6cae836becfd6.jpg

2024-04-21 11:26:44

#tinyPond update . Some additions.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/308/962/221/599/827/original/84410615bd8e30c1.mp4

2024-04-17 17:35:06

@npub1cxy…vryr happy extremely late birthday

2024-04-16 06:49:45

Checking local FB pages. Someone has lost a 5ft albino python.

2024-04-14 15:47:27

Mr TM is not keen on us having a tiny pond in the garden.
So anyway I'm installing it next weekend if the weather is ok 😂

2024-04-13 16:28:30

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@npub198t…hasj I did mine today so go ahead!

2024-04-13 12:57:06

Print your favourite photos.
That's it. That's the toot

2024-04-13 12:53:39

Inspired by tiktok I'm going to add a bucket pond to the wild area
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/264/006/576/514/549/original/76e74a0bedcadbad.mp4

2024-04-13 08:02:17

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@npub198t…hasj he's sexy and he knows it
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/262/860/893/218/952/original/1758892d0e28d2ba.jpg

2024-04-13 07:50:22

Just added give Ted a bath to my to do list
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/262/814/394/556/891/original/c7a09cb0b90cc600.jpg

2024-04-12 07:07:53

I just saw a really cool checklist to help you not impulse buy and it was on tiktok and the person says if you want this checklist and more just click on my bio and I did and they are .... $49 😂 to print out a checklist.
That's one impulse buy a checklist wasn't needed to tell me not to buy.

2024-04-12 04:54:21

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@npub1jc2…klw0 tits? TITS? Really?!

2024-04-10 05:54:20

Oh, is @npub1ks7…eg5u website search broken or is it just me?

2024-04-09 19:21:19

#News: Man suing women who claimed he was a bad date has first of 50 cases thrown out
https://news.sky.com/story/man-sues-50-women-who-said-he-was-a-bad-date-13111414

2024-04-09 14:52:21

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@npub198t…hasj no I just found it interesting, the range in sizes.

2024-04-09 14:49:52

LADbible: The world's longest penis sizes revealed in interactive map
🥒🍆🥕🥖
https://www.ladbible.com/news/health/longest-penis-sizes-around-the-world-914662-20240407

2024-04-09 13:16:49

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@npub198t…hasj bloody post office. 1st class Stamps on Friday!

2024-04-09 13:11:01

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@npub198t…hasj did your postcards arrive?

2024-04-08 21:15:16

I was a bit worried about joining a new instance but so far everyone seems lovely. Very welcoming. :bb:
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/237/656/841/581/011/original/c112d53b6f5af1e1.jpg