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#CenterLeft #Atheist #USPolitics #Satirist #Absurdist #Code #StopMotion #Animation #Filmmaker #POSERS® Take me seriously at your own peril. 😎

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2023-11-21 21:25:32

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@npub1ahq…wjwd It was an amazing dinner show, and the beautiful young lady in the band asked me to dance.

2023-11-21 21:02:19

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@npub1ahq…wjwd I’ve seen them live in Havana.

2023-11-21 17:32:48

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@npub1nd0…nvf8 @npub14gs…jxe2 And yet the stock is coming back up.

2023-11-20 16:50:49

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@npub1hjn…vfr7 Try to keep up. Polls today are conducted ONLINE. And if you’re selected to be in a polling group, Pew (for example) will provide a device and a data plan. Polling groups tend to be small, from ~1500 random addresses, with one adult selected at random from that address.

2023-11-20 05:22:37

What does this wine taste like?
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2023-11-19 19:54:53

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@npub132h…f594 @npub1nu9…l6r5 Quizzed?

2023-11-18 22:04:19

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@npub1su4…a0dw And what was the damage to the environment this time?

2023-11-18 22:03:18

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@npub1su4…a0dw And what was the damage to the environment?

2023-11-18 21:22:01

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@npub1ffl…tv7d @npub1hjn…vfr7 It’s absolutely absurd for any Judge to rule that the POTUS isn’t an “officer.” He literally takes an Oath of Office. He has government lawyers paid to represent the Office of the President. He works out of the Oval Office. Every other law rightly assumes the President is an “officer of the United States,” period. So this ruling is 100% BULLSHIT, and don’t let any legal expert or scholar tell you otherwise. It’s their job to split cunt hairs.

2023-11-17 23:25:33

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@npub1mmf…eknq I was permabanned 27 times pre-Musk. 😎

2023-11-17 23:10:17

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@npub1ffl…tv7d @npub1jfj…rvy2 Whaddayawanna bet they go within hours of each other?

2023-11-17 19:01:19

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@npub1mdk…aptk I'm still on Twitter because that's where the front is.

2023-11-17 18:14:11

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@npub1mmf…eknq I’m saying right now he doesn’t give a shit about economics. He is under criminal indictment, like Trump and like Putin. He only cars about a war giving him cover, in hopes that he’ll emerge a hero for eliminating an Arab threat.

2023-11-17 18:08:42

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@npub1mmf…eknq Bibi doesn’t care about BDS. He cares about exterminating Arabs.

2023-11-17 07:37:54

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@npub1mmf…eknq They’d be more likely to strike Iran, yes. But Israel also has “briefcase” nukes in the 1 kt range. They have these weapons for good reason: They surrounded by enemies. I’m just saying nukes are on the table.

2023-11-17 07:33:04

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@npub1mmf…eknq Fallout is mitigated by detonation altitude. Nagasaki and Hiroshima were rebuilt.

2023-11-17 07:28:14

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@npub1mmf…eknq What do you think will happen when the Muslims get a nuke? Bye-bye Tel Aviv. Israel has 80+ tactical nukes in the 1 megaton range. Each one can take out 80 square miles. Gaza is 141 square miles. Bibi has already said Israel has no plans for that land. And members of the Israeli Parliament have openly called for the use of their Jericho missile.

2023-11-17 07:22:33

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@npub1mmf…eknq I’m not much of a believer in war crimes. It’s arguably more humane to nuke them.

2023-11-17 07:05:42

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@npub1mmf…eknq Biden also compared Trump directly to Hitler in a private fundraiser. But he’s too pussy to say that in public. Maybe because Trumpers will take that as a compliment. 😂
Interesting point about the ICC. The US was never a signatory to The Hague. And I doubt those three allies have done any shooting.

2023-11-17 06:40:42

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@npub1mmf…eknq Biden went over to Israel and wasted four hours of the War Cabinet’s time making up a story about his meeting with Golda Meir decades ago, and the Israelis had to fact-check him.
I suspect Netanyahu told Biden to fuck off about ceasefires and two-state solutions. But Biden says what he needs to in public, even if that means losing the POC vote.

2023-11-17 05:43:53

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@npub132h…f594 Time to stop breeding, folks. My two kids agree.

2023-11-17 04:16:49

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@npub1mmf…eknq Biden just got duped by Netanyahu, weapons of mass destruction-style.

2023-11-16 22:55:24

Here’s the key metric for all you #BidenSycophants to watch.
Biden has the worst net approval rating of any incumbent President in history — except Carter, who lost in a landslide.
But look closely. Thanksgiving is the week Biden will fall below Carter, and from there it’s a race to the bottom.
And Carter, remember, wasn’t running against a 91-count felon. He lost to Reagan in 1980.
The Dems need to #PassTheTorch NOW.
This is the aggregate poll updated daily at: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/biden-approval-rating/
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2023-11-16 22:48:57

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@npub1200…aqy2 You own him, Democrats.

2023-09-22 06:07:07

This Russian agent is now a Republican Congresswoman representing Indiana. Her name is Victoria Spartz.
Who installed her and did they get the user’s permission?
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2023-09-19 17:50:09

Like many Americans, I can’t care about anything else until Trump is in prison.

2023-09-19 03:34:26

It’s lame that #Mastodon still doesn’t display replies in context.

2023-09-18 06:44:18

Indiana Jones and the What Was I Saying?
#MiddleAgeAMovie #HashtagGames

2023-09-16 00:26:32

The White House says Biden won’t pardon Hunter Biden if convicted on gun charges.
Yeah, because Joe is spineless. Trump didn’t hesitate to pardon Kushner’s father, did he. Biden could end this debacle with the stroke of a pen — and stick it in MAGA’s eye to boot.
https://trib.al/9T7ihHD

2023-09-15 18:09:35

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@npub189n…satx He's the one who chose Garland.

2023-09-15 18:07:49

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@npub189n…satx Something Biden doesn't understand.

2023-07-03 04:22:32

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2023-07-01 03:22:18

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@npub1ecp…59pq I will continue actively boycotting any business run by Christians, MAGAtts, or anyone in Florida or Texas.

2023-06-29 03:45:30

This could be yours.
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2023-06-24 14:11:10

It’s only a coup if it comes from the Coup d'Etat region of France. What's happening in Russia right now is a sparkling insurrection.

2023-06-22 00:22:31

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@npub1200…aqy2 Pretty sure there’s no more inside.

2023-06-21 23:16:37

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@npub1edc…0q44 @npub179s…26jp
Not good enough. They need to:
1. Enforce the bribery/disclosure laws on the books
2. Impeach/indict at least two AJs
3. Expand SCOTUS to 15

2023-06-21 22:44:35

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@npub1edc…0q44 @npub179s…26jp And the Dems aren’t doing a goddamn thing to fix it.

2023-06-19 20:53:58

My MAGA former father broke radio silence last night to proclaim Trump will never see the inside of a prison cell.
THIS is why it’s so goddamn important to NOT cut a plea deal with the monster who destroyed my family and so many others.

2023-06-18 03:36:03

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2023-06-17 19:42:08

Yet another Florida mother forced to carry a non-viable fetus — which died in her arms, gasping in pain.
The poor parents had to explain their situation to their young son for months ahead of the birth of his cursed little brother.
I don’t understand how anyone can stand for this level of cruelty and torture.
#VoteWithYourFeet
#VoteWithYourWallet

2023-06-14 19:24:14

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@npub1v2s…mqq5 @npub1gds…cvzz Another bullshitty development. Anyone else would have had a public defender assign on the spot to enter a not guilty plea.

2023-06-14 04:07:54

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@npub1lrv…tth9 @npub1xkl…qty5 This is proof that a Special Prosecutor was unnecessary. They were going to attack Biden regardless.

2023-06-13 08:43:59

Nixon was facing 36 felonies.
He had the grace to resign.
Trump faces 65 felonies so far.
And he vows to rule America from prison.

2023-06-12 23:48:14

Trump got a lot of CIA assets captured or killed. This was part of his secret deal with Putin at Helsinki. The timing and the connection to the stolen documents is pretty glaring. https://t.co/rDD2qOOMvN

2023-06-12 20:22:32

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@npub1edc…0q44 @npub1qsn…prlr It was the biggest Treasury heist in history.

2023-06-12 02:58:59

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@npub1eeu…u43z @npub14mm…fm82 See how easy that was, folks? 😊

2023-06-12 02:57:56

Is that a copier machine?
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2023-06-12 01:00:45

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@npub14mm…fm82 You’re confused. Biden has the worst net approvals of any incumbent since Carter — who lost.
Both Democrats and Republicans are fed up. Only 43% of voters turned out for the midterms, and that’s how we lost the House. Dems stayed home because Biden and Pelosi squandered the power we handed them in 2020.
So the question you should be asking is: Why do so many former Dems hate the fact that an octogenarian is running against a felon — when so many younger, bolder Dems are available?

2023-06-08 09:22:01

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@npub1tvq…l6jk @npub123j…kn36 That is spot on.

2023-06-08 06:40:22

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@npub1eee…e209 Filmmaker here. Please describe to me, if you can, the prospect of watching your favorite #StopMotion #Animation film that feels like you could not only reach out and touch stuff you shouldn't be touching, but you could also influence some outcomes.

2023-06-08 06:39:51

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@npub1eee…e209 Filmmaker here. Please describe to me, if you can, the prospect of watching a #StopMotion #Animation film that feels like you could not only reach out and touch stuff you shouldn't be touching, but you could also influence some outcomes.

2023-06-08 06:38:21

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@npub1eee…e209 Filmmaker here. Please describe to me, if you can, watching a #StopMotion #Animation film that feels like you could not only reach out and touch stuff you shouldn't be touching, but you could also influence some outcomes.

2023-06-06 21:29:18

If the Saudis are now hijacking golf leagues, you know it’s a cover for Trump’s money laundering operation.

2023-06-06 00:04:22

Will Jack Smith's indictment include RICO charges? If so, any Trump property proven to be used in a crime could become federal property before Georgia can claim it. Yes, even though Florida has homestead protection, it doesn't apply to RICO.

2023-06-05 04:10:28

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@npub1jlh…88ut @npub1eeu…u43z And not a single bomb was dropped here. If this meeting were held on foreign soil it would be a crater.
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2023-06-04 01:26:41

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@npub1lrv…tth9 @npub1z4e…jhuf As an iOS developer since day one, Android teams always shadowed my work. And rightly so.

2023-06-01 23:59:08

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@npub1v2s…mqq5 @npub1cqn…8ff9 I don’t believe any of this, when Bill Barr was in charge and he was seen at that jail.

2023-05-31 02:12:18

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@npub1hjn…vfr7 The QAnon Shaman is also in #POSERS 8: https://vimeo.com/scenarioretrofilm/posers8

2023-05-31 01:55:45

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@npub1v2s…mqq5 @npub1rsa…xx3w See: https://vimeo.com/scenarioretrofilm/posers8

2023-05-25 20:27:57

Poems don't kill people.
People without poetry kill people.
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2023-05-25 08:01:30

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@npub1tmy…s0u9 @npub1px9…v9r5
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2023-05-24 16:20:17

Trump’s fake town hall on CNN, and DeSantis’ fake rollout on Twitter — are acts of supreme cowardice.
These fascists are competing to build propaganda silos within which they can control the script.
Will we ever see a legit GOP debate during the primary season? And where does that leave clueless saps like Pence?

2023-05-24 14:53:32

Didn’t one of Bobo’s newborns get tangled up between the gas and brake pedals in her truck? 🤔
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/aoc-lauren-kaydon-boebert-birth-control-b2344742.html

2023-05-24 06:03:03

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@npub1mus…lhp7 @npub17sh…6e06 And Trump said she was too ugly to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.
Trump, the ugliest man alive, said that.

2023-05-22 01:48:09

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@npub1n49…j5u0 @npub1ggm…7842 That was probably my cousin Tracy, who I had a crush on. 😂

2023-05-20 21:21:13

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@npub16le…lwf2 @npub1zh4…7v99 The IRS also grants tax-exempt status to other Apocalyptic groups that incite violence, like the Catholic and Southern Baptist cults.

2023-05-18 02:35:47

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@npub1d0s…egda It had me crying again last night.

2023-05-17 17:38:43

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@npub1edc…0q44 @npub1976…ff0w Yet she won’t call him a criminal or a traitor.

2023-05-17 00:49:22

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@npub15c7…y7pf @npub1eeu…u43z We’re getting #Ginsburged again.

2023-05-16 23:31:22

My dad is 86. He’s UltraMAGA and we haven’t spoken since Thanksgiving 2016 when he blurted out, “Where was Hitler when we needed him?”
Now he’s doing estate planning and wants my SS number. So I told him I’m not registered with the Schutzstaffel.
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2023-05-16 22:51:34

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@npub1su4…a0dw What cogent questions did Senator Feinstein ask?

2023-05-16 22:50:59

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@npub1su4…a0dw No thanks. They still can’t get Siri right.

2023-05-16 17:28:17

Steve Bannon was convicted of Contempt of Congress 298 days ago, sentenced to 4 months in prison 207 days ago — and he is still not in jail!
No person of color would ever be allowed to stave off a prison sentence pending an appeal, assuming they could even afford those legal expenses.
#FireMerrickGarland

2023-05-16 03:11:22

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@npub1v2s…mqq5 @npub1g0z…r7l8 Funny. In 2016 we withdrew our life savings and told Wells Fargo why in front of a lobby full of customers.

2023-05-15 20:08:35

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@npub1su4…a0dw Yeah but is it foldable? 🤔

2023-05-15 17:38:06

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@npub1su4…a0dw I filed two SEC complaints against Musk in 2021-22. What he did was securities fraud: Bilking $TSLA shareholders to purchase crypto and then Twitter.

2023-05-11 20:57:10

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@npub1v2s…mqq5 @npub182g…zhl9 That appeal should be summarily dismissed.

2023-05-11 06:27:37

Drop whatever you’re doing and listen to this. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/countdown-with-keith-olbermann/id1633301179?i=1000612581196

2023-05-09 21:48:36

George Santos will be arraigned tomorrow in NY on some kind of criminal election fraud charges!

2023-05-09 08:15:50

The pieces are falling together ahead of Trump’s CNN Rally.
Trump wants to be the next Hitler. He no longer hides it. He’s effectively calling for not just a race war — but a religious war between Christians and Jews.
Most of the recent mass shootings were white supremecists. And once they get organized into actual death squads, we have to be ready.
Because we can’t count on Biden to act.
They’re coming.

2023-05-05 22:14:44

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@npub1a4c…t2kf @npub1eav…g6f3 This is also why auto insurance premiums have spiked. In the past three years I can’t even drive through our local strip mall parking lot without almost getting hit by aggressive, inattentive drivers. Either them or the blue-hairs clogging up traffic at idle speed.

2023-05-04 08:24:24

Tucker Carlson’s new nickname is Foxy McScapegoat.
Tucker’s old nickname in gym class was just Tucker.

2023-05-03 19:19:29

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@npub1v2s…mqq5 @npub1fdv…m2hy Did #EJeanCarroll's team ever get a DNA sample or does Trump just continue to get special treatment in 26 rape cases too?

2023-05-02 22:26:10

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@npub1su4…a0dw LOL, and Utah is the #1 consumer of internet porn per capita. 😂
Incidentally it’s also #1 in cosmetic surgery and antidepressants. Or at least it was, last I checked.

2023-05-01 17:38:25

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@npub1v2s…mqq5 @npub1xkl…qty5 He should primary Biden.

2023-04-30 03:57:42

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@npub1hjn…vfr7 It only takes one true patriot. Gen. Kelly could have ended America’s long national nightmare at any time with a My Pillow.

2023-04-29 18:38:20

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@npub1lnm…624t @npub1t95…0kzy They could be charged with racketeering or even as a terrorist organization.

2023-04-28 22:47:22

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@npub1pqk…z65u No annoying ads. Fewer permanent “suspensions.”

2023-04-28 22:34:58

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@npub1pqk…z65u LOL, that’s not why they’re following you.

2023-04-28 17:20:52

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#[0] Nope, we've had this conversation before. No one outside of techfolk cares about the #fediverse. They only care about having no ads and less Draconian policies.
The fact that Mastodon is decentralized is double-edged sword. It's technically and architecturally more flexible, but at a significant cost to UX. Those costs spring mostly from hindered interoperability, a lack of feature parity, and UI consistency.
And as I predicted months ago, we've already seen bad fiefdoms pop up.

2023-04-28 17:19:22

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#[0] Nope, we've had this conversation before. No one outside of techfolk cares about the #fediverse. They only care about having no-ads and less Draconian policies.
The fact that Mastodon is decentralized is double-edged sword. It's technically and architecturally flexible, but at a significant cost to UX. Those costs spring mostly from hinder interoperability, a lack of feature parity and UI consistency.
And as I predicted months ago, we've already seen bad fiefdoms pop up.

2023-04-27 21:26:43

Just switched from mastodon.world to mastodon.social and didn’t realize I’d lose hundreds of followers in the process, and then have to refollow everyone else manually. That really sucks about the #Fediverse.