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I regret to inform you that I have no interest in selling Metal Gear. As I said, I came to take it back.

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NIP-05 Address

p_at_bae.st@mostr.pub

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2024-04-23 23:08:56

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@npub1hyt…da7z Oh, no, if you tag her she will show up.

2024-04-23 23:07:40

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@npub1hyt…da7z Okay.

2024-04-23 22:46:46

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@npub108z…dkr5 @npub1tds…djq2 Ha, well, we'll see.

2024-04-23 00:36:05

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@npub1f8e…zu5u @npub1dsk…0nz9 You can get one. It is fully legal.

2024-04-22 22:32:40

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@npub17wr…prsu @npub14fc…zqrj :brandt:

2024-04-22 22:31:11

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@npub108z…dkr5 @npub14fc…zqrj Weirder shit has happened, but a guy swearing that he heard he saw a smoking gun is suspect.

2024-04-22 22:17:18

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@npub14fc…zqrj Two guys that *say* he was identified is in the screenshot, they don't say where they got this information. Who actually identified him? Like who has the video, who identified Sanders in it, where did it come from? Capitol Police or FBI or some Vermont agency?

2024-04-22 21:58:55

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@npub14fc…zqrj Holy fucking shit, is this real? Like, who is it that identified him, where'd the statement come from?

2024-04-22 21:44:21

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Computers are our friends.

2024-04-20 18:23:59

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@npub1lwt…q3ry Is all my shit behind schedule or do I have a lot of time to waste dealing with people that I don't want to deal with, man?
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2024-04-19 12:53:04

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@npub1c6y…9vj5 When it's all the way alive and people don't have to use the bugout zone.

2024-04-19 11:41:19

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@npub1dph…t7jj How would I get a list of those people? I don't know everyone's alts, especially not off the top of my head.

2024-04-19 09:15:35

:hacker_f::hacker_s::hacker_e:
New box is on the rack at the datacenter. Updates to follow soon.

2024-04-19 02:41:03

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@npub17dy…yf4p Guess how many languages they work in, too.

2024-04-19 02:33:18

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@npub1xr4…dmc0 Have you examined the alternative?

2024-04-18 19:37:13

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@npub13wt…r3xd You gotta change the date on that, that is a 90s-ass computer.

2024-04-18 19:17:10

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@npub1xr4…dmc0 the hell are they doing

2024-04-18 18:55:51

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@npub1urs…dc0y I have never seen a video like this in my life.

2024-04-17 06:46:11

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@npub1lwt…q3ry I don't know what this is.

2024-04-17 05:06:49

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@npub1f8e…zu5u Where is the "I reject unilateral claims of authority" camp?

2024-04-17 04:12:52

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1dfd…z0et PERNIS I HATE MOUTH-TALKING

2024-04-17 03:53:46

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1dfd…z0et Did he fix that I hate mouth-talking?

2024-04-17 03:51:17

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1dfd…z0et Hi, pernis.

2024-04-16 21:23:25

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@npub1cxy…9d6t I am a tricky motherfucker.

2024-04-16 20:04:39

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@npub1qh0…xeda What, he's on fedi?

2024-04-11 07:53:33

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@npub1lwt…q3ry Problem is solved shortly.

2024-04-11 07:41:57

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@npub1lwt…q3ry Ask same question, get same answer.

2024-04-11 05:21:07

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@npub1jlw…tt4c Lotta output ends up line-buffered, you gotta put breaks in once in a while. You can use puts() or fputs() instead of printf if you're not using any formatting, it adds a line break in automatically. Or you could do something like
for(i=0;;i++){printf("whatever%c", i&15 ? ' ' : '\n');}

2024-04-11 05:12:10

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@npub108z…dkr5 I think it might have ruined the song for me.

2024-04-11 05:10:49

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@npub108z…dkr5 I'm not sure what they were going for.

2024-04-11 04:52:34

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@npub108z…dkr5 This song is delightful.

2024-04-11 04:49:24

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@npub1jlw…tt4c Good thing they don't pirate software.

2024-04-10 08:05:54

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@npub1jlw…tt4c what if the chinese steal this

2024-04-09 23:50:15

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@npub1qq7…fedr Yeah, the client I wrote wasn't working with bae.st when I first wrote it, but apparently as of 43 days ago, it started working fine.

2024-04-09 21:01:41

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@npub1cn4…edwp Bring it. I have wanted to punch Klabnik in the dick for at least 15 years.

2024-04-07 21:13:11

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@npub1r7c…ufl5 Dracula recommends unfiltered crack.

2024-04-07 19:54:10

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@npub1r7c…ufl5 You should have done some better ones.

2024-04-04 21:08:51

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@npub13yw…actx Persistent lunatic that has caused a lot of problems, stuff that's way over the line: cover fire for CP, never more than one degree removed from the swat/dox incidents. Persistent problem even before she turned into a direct liability.

2024-04-04 04:30:39

@npub1pnp…52zw Here is your attention. I am paying attention to you.
Will that last you another year?
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2024-04-04 01:48:08

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@npub17dy…yf4p
> *edit* the makefile to make ir work
"THIS FILE IS AUTOMATICALLY GENERATED --- DO NOT EDIT"
You end up in a feeback loop. We're fucked, there's no one that stops it at the gate, you let one "best practice" in and then you're buried under a mountain of fluoride.

2024-04-03 06:07:54

Apparently, WAF is even more fucking stupid than autotools.
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2024-04-03 04:50:21

"bad request: 429 Too Many Requests: Throttled"
A sad day for フォロバ.

2024-02-25 23:51:28

I don't know why it didn't work before or why it started working now, but the shoutbox client apparently works on bae.st now. I didn't change the code.

2024-02-24 21:14:33

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub107w…9n4a @npub1uut…zftf What the fuck
http://demo.fedilist.com/instance/clubcyberia.co :
> Last successful contact: 2024-02-24 (17.6 hours ago)
What the fuck
I *am* getting paranoid now.

2024-02-24 20:56:23

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@npub14x7…wdx5 Nobody actually reads it, people just shove the comics at you. You say anything about "sudo" and a million assholes tell you to make them a sandwich, then they ask if you've seen it.
Like Archimedes of Syracuse before me, I claim the divine right of the engineer to set people on fire if I feel like it.

2024-02-24 05:39:14

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Any motherfucker mentioning that retarded xkcd meme will be shot on sight and sent to the game-meat butcher in lieu of a funeral.

2024-02-24 05:37:58

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Today he told me to turn the music loud enough that the neighbors will surely complain and then to have another beer and write some code.
Code written while drinking has a special quality, it's got a 50-50 shot at being either embarrassing or so brilliant you're not sure whether you wrote it or you fell asleep at your terminal and some djinn came and wrote it.
This is probably how that myth happened with that kraut shoe-maker and while he was asleep gnomes came in and made some amazing shoes. He probably was drinking Brother Thelonious. :mcafeesmug3:

2024-02-24 05:18:29

If you drink the entire bottle, Brother Thelonious tells you some really good ideas. He's a genius.
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2024-02-23 17:10:10

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@npub1m0y…zwtl @npub1scj…el3p HA! So it was like a Gofundme to sue KF? And the money just disappeared? That is some L+ratio shit right there, that's hilarious. I think the only places in Europe that don't extradite are places where Keffals would not survive.

2024-02-23 16:52:09

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@npub1qq7…fedr Yes. When I have it racked up and I tell you what it is that I have racked up, you will laugh. I am hoping that this setup will make people accuse me of lying about what I have actually done.

2024-02-23 16:43:43

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@npub1qq7…fedr You will laugh your ass off.

2024-02-23 15:59:32

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@npub1scj…el3p I mean the ones he attached. I am not up to date on whatever has just happened. It seems like some success was achieved but I don't know what it is.

2024-02-23 04:40:22

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@npub1scj…el3p What's in the other images?

2024-02-23 03:56:16

:revolvertan::hacker_f::hacker_s::hacker_e::saba:
First piece of :fse:'s new hardware has been acquired. Now we just wait for it to ship and for me to get paid again so the next few pieces can be acquired.
New box will be more stable (for anyone that reads my stupid posts and can remember any of them, I am doing the build that I proposed a few years ago, as a joke conversation between :elliot: and :putinlol: because in some initial testing, it turns out to not just be tenable but more reliable) as well as lower power and cooler and easier to do remote service on. It will be less beefy but better suited to the new software. :ocelot:
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2024-02-22 18:35:28

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@npub1f8l…7frq @npub1aqr…v9j5 Wait, EA? Electronic Arts?
I used to work there!

2024-02-22 18:34:41

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@npub1f8l…7frq @npub1aqr…v9j5 I didn't forget them. I haven't heard of them and I don't know what EAC is; this is different from forgetting.

2024-02-22 18:28:19

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@npub1aqr…v9j5
Official Oracle Java Autoupdater
Oracle GUI clients
Sony audio CD rootkit
Additional OEM enhanced drivers for mouse, speakers, wifi manager, over 9k systray icons.
Zoom and Microsoft Teams
NVidia
VSCode for maximum transmission of keystrokes to Microsoft and OpenAI

2024-02-20 08:27:18

Actual candidate statement from an apparent actual guy that is actually running for the Senate.
Hey, @npub1xr4…dmc0, do you know this guy's Gab account?
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2024-02-20 07:58:44

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@npub1uut…zftf @npub107w…9n4a FSE's down, now SPC's down.
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2024-02-19 09:44:16

Follows keep getting 429'd. :etnasmile2:

2024-02-18 12:06:22

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@npub1cch…59vf @npub1qq7…fedr Sometimes this happens when you haven't received enough and it drags fetching the older ones. Here's a notification!

2024-02-16 04:24:26

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@npub1qq7…fedr @npub1dph…t7jj @npub138p…kz0v It's the only one I have!