Rev. IDFK

Very famous person here. I don't like to brag, but it should be known. I'm like, low-key HUGE. please understand the pickle that I'm in.

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MrCoolGuy_at_dobbs.town@mostr.pub

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2024-04-21 01:50:55

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@npub1x39…up9l heavy metal. I guess I like the lighthearted stuff. It was a fun ride.

2024-04-20 23:04:37

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@npub1x39…up9l on a similar note, the foo fighter movie was surprisingly really good.
Studio 666 or something.

2024-04-19 19:56:45

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@npub1v9h…xmug smart.

2024-04-19 00:38:26

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@npub1mjx…srm3 half past beer

2024-04-17 19:41:58

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@npub1j2y…ggdc male sex God to big butted women.

2024-04-16 02:21:40

New Religion
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2024-04-16 02:20:57

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@npub1x39…up9l I always grew up on international flights. Generally business or first. Generally company paid for but yeah. I was a runt.

2024-04-15 11:39:04

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@npub1x39…up9l miss glamour traveler. Probably fly's coach too

2024-04-15 05:31:04

A year recap. 2024. Doing some light reading. Early January.
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2024-04-13 01:23:27

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@npub1zw0…uljm "Bob" is time for always. Even for fake KGB agent. Yes I am real American.

2024-04-09 18:41:16

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@npub1lfs…55g7 the news is old hat!

2024-04-09 18:30:01

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@npub1zw0…uljm Florida is straight special when it comes to politics. Palm Beach county no less.

2024-04-09 18:25:29

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@npub1v9h…xmug I always got fed after lodge meetings. At least coffee and ice cream.

2024-04-08 02:01:11

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2024-04-06 00:08:46

Little "Bob" Big "Bob" returns!!
I moved out of my room in this house and left a few things behind. This one by mistake but still. I came back a month later to a different room in the same house. Just today quite randomly the guy in my old room left out of the blue and I got my old stuff back. Among which things I found my you know handsome devil here
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2024-04-05 01:35:00

Old Salty Beard 🧐🎩🏴‍☠️
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2024-04-04 00:41:13

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@npub1zw0…uljm I miss the 90's where you were just a weird kid and nobody tried to pin it on mental disorder.

2024-04-03 01:16:25

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@npub1adt…68jm I'm a chick when I poop in public 🥸 #dontkinkshameme

2024-04-03 01:13:35

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@npub1zw0…uljm 632 is the real number 🤫

2024-03-31 20:10:11

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@npub1adt…68jm well it is now. 30% THC can suck my nutsack.

2024-03-31 00:53:34

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@npub1zw0…uljm I did this stuff before it was cool. Now I can't stand these hippies.

2024-03-19 23:53:09

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@npub1j2y…ggdc aye yai yai

2024-03-18 07:08:28

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@npub1zw0…uljm https://ichingonline.net
Kind of long running go-to for me.

2024-03-17 14:25:57

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2024-03-16 17:13:16

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@npub1v9h…xmug I could deal with a free course.

2024-03-14 13:53:49

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@npub1v9h…xmug "and everyone gets a free balloon 🎈 just vote for me"

2024-03-12 03:19:59

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@npub1v9h…xmug I spent two years in Singapore growing up. I remember like 30-32c all year round. Humid, but I still got used to it.
Florida decked me last year. I had to just stay inside most the summer.
Passy outy heat. Not even funny. Idk.
If I can adapt it's kinda wonderland here
Will see

2024-03-11 17:28:48

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@npub1v9h…xmug sorta just heat treating at this point. Vying for less Freon, more fans.

2024-03-11 17:11:11

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@npub1v9h…xmug I'd use real sauce of some sort, but this is kinda brilliant.

2024-03-11 17:10:25

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@npub1v9h…xmug bold

2024-03-11 17:10:00

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@npub1v9h…xmug jungle juice

2024-03-10 01:53:31

Found an old picture from that time I was on SNL.
I think was 2014
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2024-03-09 04:20:04

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@npub1v9h…xmug nachos with lots of sour cream. I can handle em currently. Kind of training myself little by little to get heat tolerance up. Sort of an addiction, but I know it's good for health.

2024-03-09 00:02:44

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@npub1v9h…xmug I'm hooked on peppers lately. I've advanced to Thai chilli's with nachos and sour cream. I consider them medicinal, but do try to challenge myself.

2024-03-08 15:55:45

For your files.
Florida is already pushing 103 tomorrow and almost nobody understands heat index yet or the measurable increase in humidity since recorded history started in the 70's.
For the record, I think Cali maxes around 105 during summer. Whereas here it's in the 120's.
If you're thinking of greener pastures...
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2024-03-08 02:53:12

I don't hate people for their religion
I hate them for their actions
I'm an equal oppurtunist hater 😎

2024-03-03 21:45:59

Pink-o del Glorp-o: isn't that that joke church?
me, an über-cool Reverend of some sort (legally speaking): You're the joke to this church. (Ho!)

2024-03-01 13:56:32

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@npub1j2y…ggdc it's in there somewhere

2024-03-01 03:21:12

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@npub1x39…up9l so I can never use it until my insurance cards need printed out again.

2024-02-26 01:08:02

So I joined a gym...
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2024-02-18 02:13:08

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@npub1x39…up9l there's both drugs and medicine in it. I maxed out at 16 habs in one day comfortably. Could never get used to the reapers. Gave them up when I legit left my body and went to some desert plane, keeled over on the bathroom floor.
Plugging away comfortably. Currently.

2024-02-16 23:05:44

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@npub1x39…up9l see I'd put that on like a grilled cheese with mayo or something. I'm all about pairing it, so it don't kick my ass.
Still get that pepper nod tho.

2024-02-16 23:04:44

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@npub1x39…up9l big fan lately. I've been working seranos into everything. These pepper kicks usually go way too far and I shy away for a few months.
Really trying to just maintain.

2024-02-16 19:39:52

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@npub1v9h…xmug had a feeling Tenn was going this way when they arrested Darius Rucker (hootie and the blowfish) for pot in Nashville recently.

2024-02-16 19:38:11

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@npub1v9h…xmug @npub1nd3…r8cf let me hear ya say "uhhh"

2024-02-15 06:19:38

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@npub1mjx…srm3 that's so in tune with my Instagram post narrowed attention span.

2024-02-13 03:23:06

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@npub1v9h…xmug I did this with red Kool Ade when I was 20 and living in the big city.

2024-02-13 03:11:15

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@npub1waj…c4zf I'm just kind of a freeform dude I guess.

2024-02-13 03:10:36

Ssssecrets....
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2024-02-12 21:00:11

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@npub1waj…c4zf it's so hard to be staunch zen spiritualist and non-conformist.

2024-02-12 21:00:11

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@npub1waj…c4zf it's so hard to be staunch zen spiritualist and non-conformist.

2024-02-11 01:24:14

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@npub1waj…c4zf something about a white trash dumpster fire... describing my "lives to burn trash" in the neighborhood neighbors.

2024-02-10 04:38:36

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@npub1j2y…ggdc lyrics are deep. I took in awhile back.

2024-02-03 17:21:39

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@npub1zw0…uljm honestly, so are the overly judgemental Catholics.

2024-01-29 20:39:44

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@npub1x39…up9l I still bullies are the root of all evil...I thought of this today. Garuntee, drugs, nazi leanings, you name it. It all probably started with a bully.

2024-01-29 20:37:09

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@npub1l0l…qwzm allegedly they throw out the sample and data if you just get the genealogy report; but if you get the add in health information thing they keep your sample and info forever.

2024-01-29 02:09:13

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@npub1x39…up9l tf is the mayor gonna do about any of this...I swear modern political activists are mostly retarded.

2024-01-26 21:26:42

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@npub1v9h…xmug cakes on the griddle...

2024-01-25 12:06:35

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@npub1j2y…ggdc I always wanted to be TBA OR TBD
so you can just show up whenever the flyer says "TBA" or "TBD" 😎🤌

2024-01-20 01:27:27

Always loved this thing.
https://www.resort.com/~banshee/Misc/8ball/index.html
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2024-01-14 10:34:36

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@npub1mjx…srm3 might be good with melted cheese. Hit it with the mic a few seconds.

2024-01-10 01:59:05

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@npub1mjx…srm3 wow

2023-12-25 23:50:50

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@npub18eq…wxef 3 am - Eminem vibes

2023-12-18 04:21:18

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@npub1zw0…uljm too cool for school little Debbie Christmas tree

2023-12-09 05:26:32

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@npub1j2y…ggdc I missed "Bob" the first time. The second time (praise whoever) I knew he was just supposed to look like that.

2023-12-08 00:18:44

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@npub1j2y…ggdc I've lived years in a day and days in a year. It's entirely under my control.

2023-12-07 16:15:20

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@npub1x39…up9l this is getting fun mastodon. It won't show me context here, so all I see is random comments. Then I try to figure out what it's about.

2023-12-07 16:11:10

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@npub1x39…up9l @npub1vew…9uuj kratom is my anti-drug. I've used it for years. Grew up around southeast Asia, where it's from. Never knew back then, but sorta heart warming.

2023-12-07 16:09:53

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@npub1x39…up9l they got alot cooler eventually...ya really gotta follow em past the core album.

2023-12-07 05:51:17

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@npub1x39…up9l gross, but somehow the most subgenii thing I've ever heard.

2023-12-07 05:51:17

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@npub1x39…up9l gross, but somehow the most subgenii thing I've ever heard.

2023-12-07 04:09:53

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@npub1j2y…ggdc never do what you love and just work! (Translate for thought crime bots)

2023-12-07 00:57:42

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@npub1zw0…uljm mmhm

2023-12-07 00:57:29

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@npub1zw0…uljm it's like his alter-evil-ego. Naughty list go to hell. Good kids get nice things. They work in tandem.

2023-12-04 02:38:18

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@npub1x39…up9l Trump-Kennedy would unite the world and lead us into the future. As the Simpsons predicted, President Lisa Simpson only comes after the second Trump term.
Brace yourselves pilgrims.
And please moderate me if this is a "no politicin" forum.
Ono Gaye shi mas 🙏

2023-12-02 06:09:01

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@npub1v9h…xmug garlic, salt, parsley, some black pepper. Butter skillet fry your bread and top somehow. Life will be better.

2023-11-29 00:37:08

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@npub1mjx…srm3 I am the chosen one. Must. Care. For. Cato.

2023-11-25 01:56:40

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@npub1zw0…uljm @npub1waj…c4zf if that's a congealed, refrigerated brick of lo-mein, then absolutely YES.

2023-11-20 00:11:59

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@npub1zw0…uljm it turned out great. Been making this a good year. Roasted a Roma tomato and garlic bulb with olive oil, salt and thyme. Smashed it all together for the sauce.
Really came out nice.

2023-11-19 00:45:44

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@npub1zw0…uljm honestly inspirational. If I set the bar at "bad writing is better than no writing" sky is the limit. 😎

2023-11-18 06:51:41

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@npub1zw0…uljm I just got a new desk. It's a mild riff on funny farm where there's this big lead up to where he's gonna move to the country and write a book, but when he's finally at the typewriter he just writes "The" and gets stuck 😂 I have a good ten-20 pages of giant freehand, random poetry and me-isms but who knows. I'm kind of unleashed here, writing - wise.

2023-11-06 01:43:12

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@npub1zw0…uljm "I don't care who messengers were...did you get THE MESSAGE?" - i think Katt Williams (quoted from memory)

2023-11-02 02:46:03

Don't mind me, just breaking some serious wind here. Idk the windbreaker ever left popular culture, but no one seems to even bother anymore. Here's me, REVELING in the wind, not just waiting for it to die down. #WINDBREAKER
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2023-11-02 02:38:32

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@npub1zw0…uljm powledge is bower

2023-10-30 20:21:29

This is advertising.
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2023-10-27 03:00:37

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@npub1zw0…uljm the subgenius is selling you all-religion Christmas.

2023-10-27 02:59:54

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@npub1zw0…uljm I've heard we're shifting to a crystalline structure.

2023-10-26 23:48:22

I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but...
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2023-10-21 01:00:41

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@npub1j2y…ggdc having a huge Weiner, being funny and also a good cook will never go out of style 😎

2023-10-11 22:46:49

📸💩
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2023-10-07 05:00:06

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@npub1j2y…ggdc OBSESSED with these chix

2023-09-29 01:29:20

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@npub1x39…up9l honestly this guy looks weird in anything. Seen him at a Starbucks once. Truly a weird lookin dude. Can confirm.

2023-09-28 01:45:43

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@npub1x39…up9l grams per day lysine and vitamin c. 3+ I swear is like the secret to surviving anything. That and liberal use of ginseng.

2023-09-25 22:18:21

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@npub1x39…up9l high dose lysine keeps me humming. Sometimes ginseng and tea.

2023-09-25 22:16:16

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@npub1x39…up9l grind on grind-mage

2023-09-21 00:32:22

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@npub1j2y…ggdc I wish I had a picture, but the fountain of youth, st. Augustine has this chapel ( America's first) with this golden Jesus lookin like Rocky IV...I always think "buff Jesus, give me strength." 💪

2023-09-21 00:29:05

"BoB" O'Clock
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2023-09-19 15:34:26

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@npub1zw0…uljm I forgot what we were talking about, what?

2023-09-19 01:42:15

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@npub1zw0…uljm let's collectively agree to not say anything about ___________

2023-09-19 01:35:05

So I found this voodoo store with like EVERYTHING EVER (half of it in Spanish) just...woah... Florida is working out.
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2023-09-19 01:33:58

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@npub1zw0…uljm woah..
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2023-09-19 01:31:12

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@npub1zw0…uljm oh God you gotta see the rust in peace cover comparison... I'll go find it