JAJAX

former proprietor of bajax.us

brian thinks he's a human

opk?

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JAJAX_at_clubcyberia.co@mostr.pub

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2023-09-08 21:34:13

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@npub1snh…ywgf Well calling someone you've never talked to before demonically possessed is kind of an impactful introduction so we're even. More than.

2023-09-08 20:20:28

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https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/46e316dd1cfbd3cb77030fdb0443d20f361925971af8a545cdadf1bfe431d1f4.jpg

2023-09-08 20:18:47

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Nobody but me and my next door neighbor has any occasion to ever be in that alleyway. IS there a creep with weirdly high-class tastes prowling my hood?

2023-09-08 20:17:55

Found a Courvoisier bottle on the steps leading out of my backyard. Someone, within the last year, sat on those steps, drank this liquor, and moved on. Isn't this an expensive brand? The bottle is pretty so I washed it and put it in my kitchen window

2023-09-08 18:18:38

feels like i'm gonna open my front door and the world's just not gonna be there

2023-09-08 17:20:34

https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/19189cfb7eb2d3f75f07922d6580227c27529b0dda2ba08a7b51ad4f7ecfdd20.mp4

2023-09-08 17:19:21

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@npub1xan…jlvy mouse over :angrylaugh:
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/a7aa00a709b4388941a4e232307d401e2c4a050538f0030e7f561a7b77fe6808.mp3

2023-09-08 17:18:37

how the hell does someone look like brianna wu?

2023-09-08 17:17:28

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@npub1xan…jlvy YES.

2023-09-08 17:12:10

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@npub1wah…xc8t @npub1vwr…fnzd @all fedi devs LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN
I WANT PLEROMA FE TO SCREAM AT ME WHENEVER I OPEN IT UP

2023-09-08 17:10:48

Hear me out: Audio emoji!
Emoji that play a sound when you mouse over them!

2023-09-08 16:54:24

is it possible to tell how many lanes an m.2 drive is using in linux?

2023-09-08 09:15:58

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@npub1vm2…uh2l to get away from idiots like @npub1ny4…4lnz (brace yourself he's maybe gonna have a QUIRKY, maybe a little bit KOOKY reaction to this post!)

2023-09-08 09:14:53

Time to sell my house and buy a boat

2023-09-08 09:13:57

how do I get away from these people

2023-09-08 08:51:52

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@npub1u83…r2s5 @npub13ks…ej55 @npub175d…wrtj @npub1s5x…jre2 when he commits some atrocity just remember yall niggas did nothing to stop him

2023-09-08 08:38:38

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@npub175d…wrtj @npub1ny4…4lnz 🍤 means nothing it's just a way for you to attract unearned attention to yourself.

2023-09-07 23:55:09

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@npub1lar…q5vr oh so like one of those autism relief toys or whatever

2023-09-07 23:54:08

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@npub1lar…q5vr so it's a toy?

2023-09-07 23:48:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCuXXx5lcL4 so is "slime" something a lot of people are involved with? I mean, this lady is talking like this is such a serious thing

2023-09-07 23:13:11

It's like something that kidnapped and murdered Funny and made a suit out of Funny's skin. Like, when you first glance at it, it has all the hallmarks of Funny. It introduces itself as funny, it has that familiar "OK, you're gonna love this:" It contains a character or a concept, it's recognizable, you know how it's gonna go... it's about to make a relatable obervation or take an absurd left turn and then it's just like... hmmm... wait... what am I looking at? This isn't Funny. This isn't Funny at ALL.

2023-09-07 22:29:33

hello?
is there anyone there?

2023-09-07 21:18:56

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@npub1xrm…dncv :hehe: :nothehe:
@npub1zhj…kmgu can we get these? :pleadhelp: :pleadhelp: :pleadhelp:

2023-09-07 20:27:03

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@npub19w2…rr2f @npub1dgq…7aev @npub1wfv…yfp8 BOIL DOGS ALIVE

2023-09-07 13:15:38

1980 was 20 years ago

2023-09-06 20:33:11

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@npub1d2n…n2yu twitter is protecting him from your hate speech

2023-09-06 15:55:23

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1fuq…08x8 @npub1d2n…n2yu I first saw it when I was old enough not to get taken in by it, what did it do to your fragile minds?

2023-09-06 15:53:04

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@npub1fuq…08x8 @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1d2n…n2yu I can't find a short video to download for it it's all three hour long marathon shit to keep babies with ipads entertained now but the first few minutes or so should give you an idea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwQoK1KK_-k
iow NO, it's not booba the furthest thing from it
actually no watching it now, skip to about 2 minutes in for the really trippy shit

2023-09-06 15:49:49

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1fuq…08x8 @npub1d2n…n2yu remember boo bah?

2023-09-06 15:34:15

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@npub1d2n…n2yu reading the wikipedo article on this and they have a friend that's a lawn mower? That's like reading about this kid's show made up of only funny rabbits and one of the characters is "Blubbery Bob the Blood-Stained Bunny Butcher" and it's no big deal

2023-09-06 14:23:39

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@npub1xrm…dncv @npub10ze…mjrr I can't take it it just gets gross after a while damn it's like people who ironically post lolicon

2023-09-06 14:22:48

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@npub1xrm…dncv @npub10ze…mjrr don't tell me you're gonna start posting boipucci OwO memes and repeating paula are you?

2023-09-05 18:37:55

Is Ajax a bad name for a cat? I'm thinking about renaming him something like Sprinkles, Breeches (Britches), or Fortanganglion Splice

2023-09-05 15:57:08

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@npub1pnp…52zw japanese mayonnaise, kewpie brand (this stuff)
it doesn't have that cloying flavor that western mayo does. Yes I know it's full of soybean oil
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/5a5286b6cfb13d52a9962095ff26bf32a3ff1c5b1363b4dd336bd7671e5c078f.png

2023-09-05 15:49:33

#foodjournal ate a roast beef sandwich:bread/meat/swiss/tomato/dijon/jmayo/salt
ate a block of Nissin RAOH ramen (pretty good I recommend it)

2023-09-05 13:44:19

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@npub1scj…el3p @npub14nh…xf7n I want to find magic mushrooms

2023-09-05 12:48:25

I found out by accident the other day that you can revive wilted lettuce by soaking it in cold water for an hour or two.
How have I never heard of this before?

2023-09-05 12:01:55

I never have dreams anymore

2023-09-05 10:55:46

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@npub1ajw…aj8d lol germany

2023-09-05 10:45:36

dumpy is the worst slang for "ass" imaginable.
"Oh she got a nice dumpy!"

2023-09-04 22:22:23

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@npub1zhj…kmgu I don't think I have to explain what they are but my thinking is that somehow the backend and the frontend aren't talking to each other about which nonces have already been used, maybe a psql SEQUENCE that got reset that shouldn't have

2023-09-04 22:21:19

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@npub1zhj…kmgu nonce is short for "number, once", not pedophiles in this context

2023-09-04 20:41:35

@npub1zhj…kmgu Whenever I get a failure to post ("e.text is undefined") I can, without reloading the page, use a different instance of the post form and successfully make a post...
It's random, so it kind of seems like it might be a nonce issue-- does pleroma store previously used nonces in a DB table and maybe you could clear that?

2023-09-04 17:43:07

currently have a psychotic murder animal on a leash AMA
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/b9969e87f6cd0c37579a0ea8234593ff2f139cd0fa23cf1322950663abaff43d.jpg

2023-09-04 10:55:17

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1rsf…nlc4 Am I winning this argument or not I can't tell if I just assbliterated you I'm sorry you're 100% tolerable not worth destroying the entire human race just to eliminate you no way that's how much esteem I have for you

2023-09-04 10:53:42

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1rsf…nlc4 it clearly comes from a place of love while mine came mainly from indifference

2023-09-04 10:51:59

I think your opinion is vapid, and merely contrarian

2023-09-04 10:50:58

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1rsf…nlc4 i'm sorry that your sarcasm is so vapid and purely contrarian

2023-09-04 10:49:29

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1rsf…nlc4 no you broken puss-starv'd gayboy-as-a-last-resort

2023-09-04 10:47:31

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1rsf…nlc4 I am so high on weed rite now

2023-09-04 10:26:51

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@npub1scj…el3p @npub1j3v…qxec I'm still hungry :niggaslightfrown:

2023-09-04 10:17:09

I'm high I have no idea what I'm saying BTW

2023-09-04 10:16:43

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@npub1nep…5gyq @npub17ck…8txk only 3 dongs for that whole five storey building?

2023-09-04 10:14:17

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@npub1y8q…s362 @npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1rsf…nlc4 which one was meshy again? I have a vague idea that it was a femboy underage but then again there are like three peoplek wh o fit this vague description aswell

2023-09-04 10:11:12

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@npub1j3v…qxec does ramon do that?

2023-09-04 10:06:33

I just realized I didn't eat at all yesterday wtf

2023-09-04 08:37:46

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@npub1z5r…rjcc My day is ruined THANKS

2023-09-04 08:37:34

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@npub1z5r…rjcc I am disappointed in you

2023-09-04 08:35:37

OH MY GOD STOP MICSPAMMING I'M TRYING TO LIST ALL THE CITIES I'VE VISITED IN MY LIFETIME TO MY INTERNET FRIENDS

2023-09-04 07:17:12

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1fuq…08x8 @npub1srh…8g90 from curiosity how big is this instance's database?

2023-09-03 15:16:09

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1y6t…9wl9 they do that all the time, gastronomy is the fancy word for like cooking etc

2023-09-03 15:00:59

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@npub17ck…8txk @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1et4…a68x when I showed him Ajax looked at me and hissed, like "get that SOB off my screen"

2023-09-03 14:59:12

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub17ck…8txk @npub1et4…a68x So rees, chineseman, I don't think Ajax loves you I think he wants to fight you.

2023-09-03 14:58:37

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@npub1zhj…kmgu Also it has a cheap low-class sit down restaurant attached

2023-09-03 14:55:13

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@npub1zhj…kmgu This should tell you all you need to know about it tbh
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/d2e7bb02a89daac711ed9b8290ae4925489499cc2724fbe8d1f16c40ea1f309a.png

2023-09-03 14:54:16

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub17ck…8txk @npub1et4…a68x Ajax started dodging and weaving and then he scratched my screen (goddamnit)

2023-09-03 14:51:04

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@npub1et4…a68x I don't want to lie to you. Post a picture and I'll see how he reacts

2023-09-03 14:50:26

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub1v7t…ck6k no lol

2023-09-03 14:49:00

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@npub1v7t…ck6k lol same with mine-- except he doesn't need encouragement. I have to constantly drag him out of peoples' yards. He's VERY motivated to go and try to fight with other cats in the neighborhood. That's the entire reason I need to keep him on a leash at all.

2023-09-03 14:36:53

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@npub1v7t…ck6k like on a normal non rainy day?

2023-09-03 14:34:55

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@npub1v7t…ck6k how far does he go?

2023-09-03 12:02:51

blow up the crackers

2023-09-03 00:54:26

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@npub1wh3…0yvx @npub1k03…lfr4 @npub1khq…6n2t Antipsychotics are kind of a blunt instrument though-- lots of side effects. Probably not as bad as hormones, but still, you can start smaller until you find something that works.

2023-09-03 00:42:55

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@npub1k03…lfr4 @npub1khq…6n2t at least try other remedies first-- even other pharmaceuticals

2023-09-03 00:29:26

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@npub1k03…lfr4 @npub1khq…6n2t not the point. the point is they're gonna tell you this will work, that there won't be any side effects, and that you're never gonna regret it. Pharmaceuticals will fuck you up.

2023-09-03 00:21:02

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@npub1khq…6n2t @npub1k03…lfr4 this is the kind of shit people telling you hormones are a good idea also think is a good idea.

2023-09-02 22:20:17

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1fuq…08x8 Oh you're a fundamentalist

2023-09-02 22:19:01

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1fuq…08x8 Are you perfect? Is there really nothing you do that someone wouldn't find disgusting?

2023-09-02 22:13:27

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1fuq…08x8 I don't hate homosexuals who are just outright gay and nothing's gonna change that. Same with trannies.
I hate the ones who try to propagate it as a social contagion though. "Hey kids, why don't you explore your sexuality with me we'll have so much fun!" Historie is kind of borderline but I don't see him promulgating homosexuality or anything.
Just don't try to sell it to kids and I'm OK.

2023-09-02 21:44:25

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>this thread
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/0102e0f2bf585f2c59096589270e18b9e13e1759a750d3fc6fa64a4cc5b53656.png

2023-09-02 20:02:05

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@npub174a…tq0u @npub1y2d…7klk @npub1dg9…84jz @npub1jm4…83x3 god really? My only exposure to punkn is old documentaries and hearing people like gavin mcinnes talk about it.
I had no idea punk was that extreme in the beginning, but yeah that sounds about right on how it ended up.

2023-09-02 19:53:04

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@npub1dg9…84jz @npub1jm4…83x3 @npub174a…tq0u @npub1y2d…7klk wow punk has gotten faggy

2023-09-02 08:08:04

AJAX CUT IT OUT HOLY HELL AJAX IS BISCUITING ON MY STOMACH THIS HURTS STOP IT AJAX

2023-09-01 13:53:31

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@npub18fh…xydc @npub13wt…r3xd Yeah I hear that often about him but he just looks normal to me he's my dude

2023-09-01 13:25:08

I think I have really good ideas about what good food is, I just eat junk a lot of the time.

2023-09-01 13:22:46

corny

2023-09-01 13:22:00

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@npub173f…h0qc @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub12ny…jdrp Yeah the latter is what I do-- I add a little flour and water to the meat grease and whip it while heating and it turns into good gravy

2023-09-01 13:21:14

https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/f8120755b3b02867e60b588f0d00a2236280f1ad8e3f062ecf3363563326e9be.png

2023-09-01 13:19:06

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someone's gonna be that insufferable

2023-09-01 13:18:57

Someone's gonna correct me eventually for using mute instead of moot

2023-09-01 13:18:46

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@npub12ny…jdrp @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub173f…h0qc I already add sour cream to the potatoes I put on top of the pie so I guess it's a mute point

2023-09-01 13:18:22

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@npub173f…h0qc @npub12ny…jdrp @npub1zhj…kmgu I wonder if I could add sour cream to that

2023-09-01 13:18:09

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@npub173f…h0qc @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub12ny…jdrp Oh I didn't think about using sauces with meats-- my current favorite is a kind of a bechamel sauce which I use in shepherd's pie

2023-09-01 13:16:22

youtube video using these as examples of cringe these people ain't cringe these people are hilarious
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/3dda65adfaf8b80e73a84ca3c83d3fb39a67991529794d83cbdae0a0daa0f491.png
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/3c72fab422ca769101063116f27c2bd4b5b089d92ee022bbb42caabd3561db66.png

2023-09-01 13:09:04

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@npub1d2n…n2yu @npub1zhj…kmgu better call animal control we got a balkan loose in australia catch it before it lays eggs and becomes an invasive species

2023-09-01 13:04:06

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@npub1d2n…n2yu JK that cool

2023-09-01 13:03:52

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@npub1d2n…n2yu Cool this means you're going to get a life and leave us forever!

2023-09-01 13:03:11

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@npub173f…h0qc @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub12ny…jdrp yes I use sour cream a lot

2023-09-01 12:39:11

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub12ny…jdrp I use lard whenever vegetable shortening is called for and to saute vegetables it's REALLY good for that

2023-09-01 12:35:37

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@npub1llz…08cq I didn't need to figure it out or have it explained I intuited the meaning automatically this is a really weird post.