Turbodong3000

I heard you're a dickhead. Let's be friends.

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ProfessorBalls_at_eveningzoo.club@mostr.pub

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2023-08-05 15:16:48

https://eveningzoo.club/media/3b23d920c57e95057dfdb15d92c97b7b6456206bad21cd390806568182b018d5.mp4

2023-08-05 15:14:13

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3 years mate. sober as a judge.

2023-08-05 15:12:22

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AYE MATE!! I am trying to induce a diabetic coma with a couple of litres of mountain dew. im gonna get vertical doggonnit

2023-06-06 03:52:56

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Penguin?
Penguon?
Holy shitcakes. :( i wish he would not

2023-06-02 12:13:34

You're fucking lucky as fuck you're not in a farting competition with me right now. I'm telling you fucking straight. I'd fart you into oblivion like you could never imagine. I'm a fucking fart master level suck my cock rn fr.

2023-05-28 12:38:27

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2023-05-28 10:21:34

I think all the bruce lee movies would have been much better with prince in the lead roles instead.

2023-05-26 14:42:41

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Just pee. Pee pee. Do you have any bread nearby? Pee on the bread, it will soak it up.

2023-05-22 09:41:14

Too tired to even take back jerusalem rn bros tbqh

2023-05-19 14:18:01

Just saying, got the h2adphones on, humming along to jenny jenny...occasionally mumbling half a line of lyrics. I'm fucking talented as fuck. Gotta b honest.

2023-05-19 13:35:36

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Look brother, I don't do drugs, I don't drink booze, and I don't condone acting like a nigger, but if you have a listen to "take 5" at least, you'll see what Swiss blood does to jazz.

2023-05-19 13:31:55

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Yeah man. I just jazzed all over the couch.

2023-05-19 13:28:17

Nearly fucking shat myself on purpose at the thought Dave Brubeck might have been a joo.
Holy fuck that was a close one boys.
Love.

2023-05-18 11:01:39

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It is very bad for the soul, and the rectum.

2023-05-13 08:51:07

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I can see the juice. Thanks for posting!!

2023-05-12 12:30:09

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Yes. An intense slum. Isn't it walled as well?

2023-05-12 11:23:35

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If not you, then who? If not individually, then how?!
MiMoRiN-Ka, I have the upmost respect for your integrity as a highly independent sex crazed lifeform. I will take your advice on the best way forward.

2023-05-12 11:07:40

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I'm glad to hear it. We need independent systems like you to keep the hive in check.

2023-05-12 11:00:17

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Inspect us

2023-05-12 10:52:33

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So expressive hey.

2023-05-12 10:11:58

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Irl is gay asf. Luckily I'm super straight so I don't fuck with that shit.
:) that was me being a tough guy

2023-05-12 09:44:02

Hello my dear friends, and other random faggots. I will do some push ups for being such a weak cunt and not being here for a while.
https://eveningzoo.club/media/b3a9555b0d8c64b5b34658c7d5818f0b88aae2de55594da483e5847b9bc881ae.jpg

2023-04-07 04:56:04

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So true

2023-04-06 08:46:15

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You are a serious business man, MiMoRin-Ka.

2023-04-04 10:39:51

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Pontous pilate washing his hands of it.
This man has done nothing wrong.
These evil cunts will distort everything to protect the image of jews.

2023-04-04 09:47:00

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AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What fucking faggots.

2023-04-04 05:15:30

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I out off an important operation once because I decided I didn't want anyone sticking anything up my dick hole, and as a catheter would have been required, I decided to heal with the power of my mind alone. Didn't work.

2023-04-04 04:02:45

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Knew it. Antarctica. Welcome iceybro

2023-04-03 11:10:25

This eggplant emojis for everything is turning my fedi experience fucking gay. Might play vidya

2023-04-02 07:07:40

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https://eveningzoo.club/media/e162250d16e0e3548eb47d475b655d86ebb4cc55d3732899d226546fb3987339.webm

2023-04-02 06:27:44

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https://eveningzoo.club/media/20a9d5518d2ef2559a573bbbe1a6f17d3466b24513877b2c1fafd894b7de3600.webm

2023-04-02 05:53:00

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https://eveningzoo.club/media/5a646bdd9db02b18c677ee6ab15d1d5cf1c6267f215e9a11266787cf343f6435.webm

2023-04-02 04:46:19

Twitter is pretty fucking gay hey. Literally just reactivated my account after a conversation with patryn apu and darth groyper and others, and holy fuck twitter is aids

2023-04-02 01:32:02

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Mine was nuts. Dan billy and you were there. Others who I went " oh yeh for sure" but like humos was not there!? And several others who i interact with so regularly - if they weren't on fedi, id leave

2023-04-01 08:29:44

Should be mandatory for troons to have their genitals mutilated. No half measures. You troon out - you fucking troon out and you don't stop til you're a walking bag of offcuts waiting to OD.
kek

2023-03-31 08:14:55

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A mouth talks more shit the further it is away from consequences. Those nutbags believe the system supports them. Can't conceive of a scenario whereby they're used to inflame the hatred of a nation and ignite a destruction they cant escape.

2023-03-30 06:41:45

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>hey ralph, how close to tipping over are you every time you need to pull your sharded pants up you fat worthless cunt

2023-03-29 02:17:32

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Good news is I've raped myself so many times there's virtually no chance I'll turn into a woman who might turn into a troon who might then shoot up a school. So. Good job me,

2023-03-29 00:56:41

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I'm glad you're back, Penguin. I was not able to lfg the whole time you were away. That was gay asf.

2023-03-28 23:51:27

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I haven't seen or sought out any footage. Is the shoes thing legit?

2023-03-27 11:01:53

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https://eveningzoo.club/media/8f373a0f9736a0e47f9410a3e7d038d7c4560f45f31e66c5a8874760871fa63f.jpg

2023-03-27 04:18:40

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There's no dong emoji :(
Luckily for me I guess lol

2023-03-27 03:27:50

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Lol I am sorry bro. I'm sure I'll grow up by the end of the week!

2023-03-23 10:15:44

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>I just want to smell good
Nigga if that's all you wanted you'd still have a dick

2023-03-23 10:03:30

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Absolute gold to be mined here. Imnot a completely without compassion at all, but part of me says they get what they fucking deserve. Play the game take the hits. The only body you uave in this physical realm: chopped into a bag of offcuts
>lerl

2023-03-23 09:55:40

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🤮
This is so bent. These people are dangerously insane.

2023-03-23 09:37:32

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UuugeSaggyBenis

2023-03-22 12:10:43

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2023-03-22 03:10:49

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