Mitch "I AM THE LAW" Conner

I'm Hennifer Lopez. And I like tacos y burritos!

I also have an account on Club Cyberia and Shitposter.world

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2025-04-27 22:11:32

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2025-04-23 21:46:17

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2025-04-16 01:43:41

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Oh good, the captain has his shirt off again, that's very important.

2025-04-16 01:40:34

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It was most people's first experience with a point and click adventure game and basic VR

2025-04-16 01:34:47

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Any time family was over the THPS2 disc came out. That or Smackdown 2. That game was so silly. You could guest reff and rhen just fuck with them the whole match

2025-04-16 01:32:56

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Oh my core memory https://youtu.be/sd4kJWAvBXY

2025-04-16 01:31:14

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>netcode for PSX
Oh, that's dangerous for me to know that
https://youtu.be/cE3DTpHLqYY
Tony will never understand what a time and a place this game was. It was like an Ocarina of Time tier adventure while also being a Halo 2 tier multiplayer experience

2025-04-16 01:07:08

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GOT ME RUNNING IN A CY CA LONE
YEAH RUNNING IN A CY CA LONE
ANDTHENIMINTHEZONE

2025-04-16 01:04:25

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I DON' GIVE A CUFF, LIKE THE F WORD REVERSED

2025-04-16 01:02:01

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THERES PLACE WHERE EVERYONE CAN BE HAPPY🎶

2025-04-16 00:38:46

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MOST of my multiplayer gaming back then was split screen thps2

2025-04-13 16:38:49

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Tucker is a come with guy
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2025-04-12 17:12:43

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Kind of sad that the writers of this episode didn't realize that the Ferengi don't actually value gold they simply use it as a container for latinum

2025-04-12 17:05:44

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I wonder if it pissed off anybody from the Voyager cast when Ethan Phillips took a role on Enterprise. I've heard stories about how when they were still trying to film the VOY series finale that they were tearing down sets and starting work on building the Enterprise sets already before the actors were even finished. Some of them felt some kind of way about this.
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2025-04-09 19:30:53

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2025-04-09 00:17:53

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2025-04-04 16:45:25

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2025-04-04 16:35:49

Woke up today feeling a little based

2025-04-04 16:26:20

Reconquista when
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2025-04-04 16:19:51

CHYNAH
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2025-04-04 16:17:58

I was watching a Judge on YouTube who is very kind and he again and again tries to explain to these people consequences and self-control and you can just see his heart breaking as they completely failed to grasp it every time.
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2025-04-04 00:20:26

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2025-04-04 00:20:00

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2025-04-04 00:19:21

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2025-04-04 00:18:15

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But that's rude

2025-04-04 00:17:33

Good news everyone
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2025-04-03 22:10:06

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2025-04-03 19:27:21

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2025-04-03 18:14:09

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That should have been the end of the story not the beginning

2025-04-02 23:45:16

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1337

2025-04-02 23:12:32

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Quake 3's netcode ought to be enough for any game

2025-04-02 21:53:39

Change we can believe in
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2025-04-01 20:57:38

Her cross necklace is long gone 🙄
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2025-03-29 01:25:10

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Did i do what?

2025-03-29 01:23:04

@nprofile…r70d eyyyyy I found my Ring-fit ring

2025-03-26 15:11:02

Something sus is happening here
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2025-03-26 14:43:59

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2025-03-23 02:52:39

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Suicide Software Services, powered by a model trained on bot's posts

2025-03-23 02:49:30

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"I can change her algorithms"

2025-03-23 02:45:37

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let's shake our heads at him

2025-03-23 01:39:56

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I bet you were like i'M A KEEP YOU TO MYSELF :ahegao_smiley:

2025-03-22 06:20:55

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Xbmc is Kodi now

2025-03-21 17:35:13

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I'm glad I got to visit Amish and Mennonite settlements before cell phones wormed their way in

2025-03-21 03:13:35

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Is that who that's supposed to be? Oh no.

2025-03-18 18:03:34

Harry Sisson is a total creep just like the Bidens? Imagine my absolute shock AND surprise
https://x.com/SarahisCensored/status/1902048956567244809

2025-03-16 23:36:43

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2025-03-16 23:35:46

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2025-03-16 23:35:33

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2025-03-16 23:17:44

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2025-03-16 23:09:10

She's saying this like it's a bad thing
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2025-03-16 22:45:52

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I've met some kind Kenyans as well

2025-03-15 23:07:53

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this has been an interaction between two male friends who don't hate eachother
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2025-03-15 16:51:54

>still suggesting masks for fear of covid
>in 2025
>FOR AN *OUTDOOR* EVENT
Good Lord.
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2025-03-10 20:16:17

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I have that episode saved on the hard drive of my OG Xbox, it was the same season as Christian Rock Hard. I don't know what season number it was but man it was peak. I think the crab people were in that season too
CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE
USAID man, fuckin crab people
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2025-03-09 21:59:58

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>2007
NOOOO NOTHING RELEVANT HAPPENED BEFORE 2012 NOOOOOO

2025-03-09 21:57:07

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2025-03-09 21:42:42

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Yeah, I just saw a video yesterday of this black dude that was saying he thinks that welfare should last a maximum of two years because it's way too easy to see people next door to you working full time to have the same lifestyle that you already have and just be like fuck it.

2025-03-09 20:57:46

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Yeah, exactly. The Daphne and Niles shtick was great until they got married and then it was so exhausting.

2025-03-09 20:51:53

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The new show is actually pretty endearing I think. It's a lot more sappy than the original but I like it. There's an annoying broccoli-haired zoomer in it though, but he's not in it that much.

2025-03-09 03:28:58

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Now I want to see if I can get a web server running off pinephone while actively being shipped somewhere but I don't think it has the battery power.

2025-03-08 02:13:09

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He was probably waiting for a big flood of people to be like, oh no, don't go. We want you to stay. And then people just continue to like him less and less.

2025-03-08 01:52:24

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2025-03-08 01:38:21

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In b4 Hideo Kojima cabinet position and Shinzo Abe resurrection with nanites

2025-03-08 01:30:28

>"the Jew fears the Samurai"
>Trump wants to unchain Japan's military
NOOOOOO ZION DON NOOOOOOOOOO
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2025-03-06 17:08:32

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Yeah the press pool is like college students asking questions in class now instead of a rowdy high school cafeteria. I'm a little sick of Steve Doocy's shtick now

2025-03-06 16:25:23

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The new press secretary is a hero, I can't believe how transparent she is. She answers every question honestly like an actual person not a lawyer. And Trump is back there in gorilla position right behind the curtin watching her give the briefings. Yesterday she said "President Trump just handed me this chart to accentuate my point" or something like that. Beautiful stuff. If the press ever crosses a line with her he will probably suddenly appear to confront them personally

2025-03-06 15:57:46

I feel like the politicians have always been there to serve themselves, but they used to have the courtesy to try to at least sell their personas, good kayfabe. The i started to notice lots od closed door meeting, around the time of the Tea Party Patriot movement. I started to notice dems and rinos seemed to feel they didn't need to even bother with kayfabe anymore, and would just refuse to acknowledge questions; debate and sign bills in rapid late night sessions.
The pinnacle of this was the Biden oval office clown show. Again and again they would line the press up before him and they would all SCREAM questions at him while he giggled like the senile old man he is. Then, without saying a word, he would shuffle out of the room.
People who were used to that pageantry are experiencing shock and awe as a bunch of people show up are actually treating this like a real job. This is the kind of change a lot of us were expecting with Obama and got rug pulled.

2025-03-05 20:07:58

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https://thenationalpulse.com/analysis-post/after-just-6-weeks-trump-gets-an-a-for-achievement-so-far/

2025-03-05 19:51:49

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Any time I eat those now I'm gonna remember Trump pointing at the Democrats and calling them child traffickers and frauds to their faces

2025-03-05 19:10:11

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Bro I ate that whole bag of golden sriracha chips my stomach is mad

2025-03-05 03:39:20

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What's going on with Marco? He's looking a little sus.

2025-03-05 03:37:58

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THE INCREDIBLE IRON DOME, FOLKS him doing his campaign rally voice in front of the seething dems is the most

2025-03-05 03:22:42

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Yeah, the movie I'm talking about, the president basically looks like Mike Johnson, but yeah, don't even bother watching it because it's gonna happen for real now.

2025-03-05 03:21:23

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Have you ever seen that movie about that actor who gets hired to replace the president because the original one goes into a coma and so they just needed a body double but then he starts taking the job seriously and actually sits down and balances the budget and everything. That's what I was expecting to happen Trump's first term but now I can see that's what's finally going to happen his second term.

2025-03-05 03:19:55

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I'm enjoying listening to Trump say the cartels as much as I used to enjoy hearing him say China.

2025-03-05 03:14:35

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For a guy who doesn't care about women or their rights, Trump sure is talking a lot about women who need help.

2025-03-05 03:11:09

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THATS RIGHT LAKEN RILEY LOOK HER IN THE EYE DEMS

2025-03-05 03:05:37

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Nature is healing.

2025-03-05 03:02:00

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GLUM! VERY GLUM

2025-03-05 02:54:41

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Oh man, he just told the Democrats to their faces that they don't vote in favor of the tax cuts they're never going to work in politics again.

2025-03-05 02:50:43

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FUCK YES BALANCE THE BUDGET

2025-03-05 02:49:39

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It's just crazy to see people having actual genuine human reactions. You know, like contrast this to Trudeau's press conference he just had with that weird blonde chick standing behind him. I'm still used to every time the president speaking just being overwhelmingly boring pageantry with lots of long pauses and shuffling aroind. I'm used to the president being led around like the participant on a reality show or like a child who was invited to be Sherif for the day or some such thing. Boomers reading off cue cards handed to them by zoomers. Not seeing any of that bullshit tonight.

2025-03-05 02:45:22

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The Democrats look strangely like people who are arrested and forced to attend this.

2025-03-05 02:35:42

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Two scoops, two genders 🍻

2025-03-05 02:32:57

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Wait, no, it's not. I can see a clock at the bottom right. So what are you talking about?

2025-03-05 02:27:24

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He just humble bragged about surpassing George Washington :animu_laugh:

2025-03-05 02:18:36

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On Jan 6 when shit went south I was just singing My Country Tis of Thee in my head over and over

2025-03-05 02:17:30

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Like I said last night man, he is The Rock in 1999 levels of over (put over, not it's all over)

2025-03-05 01:58:22

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Is your popcorn ready?

2025-03-04 19:03:36

Trump should turn to them and say nice and loud "Excuse me, the orange man is talking now"
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2025-02-21 23:29:42

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Using a cushined mousepad is a mistake. Your wrist should float when using the mouse, so the sooner you get used to that posture the better. Also, consider an ergonomic mouse
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2025-02-14 23:08:44

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Why does everyone hate virtual box now

2025-02-14 21:38:40

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She paid for the full Greta Thunberg pretty and fake arrest package

2025-02-14 21:34:02

https://www.wkyt.com/2025/02/14/new-bill-could-allow-homicide-charges-against-women-who-get-abortions/
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2025-02-14 21:24:51

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2025-02-09 00:36:19

I lol'd
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2025-02-06 18:16:04

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>is pure
>eats pure things

2025-01-31 18:04:01

:transburn:
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2025-01-30 20:59:28

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I only use that picture as an example because it's pink. Something like this with adjustable torque would be more appropriate because that would keep your screws from getting stripped.
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2025-01-30 20:57:19

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Get a screw gun and a bit extender for the screw bit 🧠
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