Nayele18 / is on Nostr

I don’t want to hold your baby

Last Notes

I feel like owning a stun gun would solve a lot of my problems.

It’s a beautiful day, so I guess instead of sitting inside and worrying about everything, I’ll sit outside and worry about everything.

Introduced myself to a new coworker by yelling at the vending machine to take my fucking dollar.

Normalize asking people, “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

It’s almost time to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather.

Where do women who don't carry purses keep their emergency canned ham?

Super excited about a brand new week of pretending I have my shit together.

Rising from the dead sounds exhausting.

My porn name would be Rainbow Sprinkles

I have nothing in common with people who can stop after just one cookie.

Live each day like you didn't drink an entire fifth of vodka and fall down the basement stairs wearing roller skates the night before.

My five year plan is snacks.

My sex tape is just me eating cookies over the sink in my underwear.

Everything sounds cute if you add
"haha" at the end. Like, "I want a divorce haha." Adorable!

Not to brag, but there are a lot of people who talk about me in therapy.

Super excited about a brand new week of feigning interest when people are speaking.

I once chose a grocery cart with a piece of paper in it, so it's probably best not to fuck with me.