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Just heard that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I don't know if that's true generally but it is for me. I don't think I have ever eaten a monkey.

2024-09-06 12:34:07

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@npub12tz…72pn ha, yeah. Stupid Victorian paleontologists. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go park on the drive way.

2024-09-04 22:21:55

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 Worf just can't stand this new writer. He can hardly bring himself to say the lines

2024-09-04 16:30:31

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 Quark buys out the entire opening credits

2024-09-04 09:09:50

Q:Tip
If you are using hot glue and get some of the glue on your fingers, you can avoid burning by quickly rubbing the glue around between your fingers, there by preventing the heat from fully transfering to any one part of the skin.
Allow me to demonstrate.
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2024-09-02 08:41:30

Do you think when Archer says his crew is the finest in star fleet it actually means anything. I mean they are kinda the only crew.

2024-09-01 16:19:11

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 2024 presidential debate

2024-09-01 07:26:30

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 Naomi's first flying lesson

2024-08-28 17:55:22

Q-Tip:
If you accidentally write on a whiteboard in permanent marker often drawing over it in the erasable marker will allow you to wipe it away.
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2024-08-28 17:55:22

2024-08-18 16:09:39

So guys whatcha think. I have painted what will be the kids room if I ever get through the fostering approval process and I've painted one wall with a chalkboard paint so it can be drawn on and wiped down like a chalkboard.
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2024-08-12 07:28:38

Burnham: I need to have a word with Stamets about what is an appropriate test for the spore drive.
Lanzarote issues rare 'black alert' for UK tourists and warns 'stay away' https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/travel/lanzarote-issues-rare-black-alert-29716955

2024-08-08 11:49:37

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 Star Trek: Who Framed Rodger Rabbit

2024-08-08 10:32:04

I do love my city
Hundreds of anti-racism protesters march through Birmingham https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2y0p48e8yo

2024-08-04 10:19:58

So apparently the pharmacist tried to kill me.
The prescription I picked up yesterday was filled incorrectly and they tried to give me 4x the dose I was prescribed. A dose that would probably have put me into cardiac arrest, and if not, made me very ill in the least.
Luckily I read things before I take them. Anyway I got the correct meds this morning so no harm done.

2024-08-02 11:54:29

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 while the enterprise navigates danger Spock takes in a peep show

2024-07-25 20:36:27

Children's cartoon idea
A young boy has a creepy doll possessed by an arch demon from the deepest circle of hell. The demon though is incapable of action and can only communicate with the boy.
The show consists of the boy dealing with difficulties that any child might while growing up and the doll delivering wholesome life lessons is a horrific voice.
"Remember Timmy, no matter what your parents love you and will be there for you until the bitter end.
You are loveeeddd...."

2024-07-23 14:18:00

Just had to check how much $90 was in £.
All I can say is nice😎
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2024-07-21 17:50:06

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 captain, there seems to be a large heat signature coming from the apartment you stayed in over the weekend.

2024-07-19 08:09:45

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 Odo joins the fellowship and protects the ring bearer. But can he resist the draw of the ring?

2024-07-17 20:31:02

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 quantum leap is actually a big hit on Ferenginar

2024-07-16 15:08:44

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 Troi has to have an awkward conversation about appropriate work place behaviour

2024-07-16 14:57:00

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 star trek: the cooking show.
Episode 3, traditional Bajoran salads

2024-07-13 09:49:37

So Bridge how is the new 3D printer? What letter grade would you give it?
No bloody A, B, C, or D just the OG.
I trying to say I printed the enterprise
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2024-07-12 22:18:29

The major flaw of the Drake equation is it doesn't take into account the probability that aliens not only know we exist but are silently watching up in some kind of planetary Truman show. Like maybe we're a low budget reality subspace show that higher lifeforms tune into occasionally to see "what those weird apes are doing today"

2024-07-11 09:56:13

The fact that in the fellowship of the reign the party spend a great deal of time stuck trying to open a door is the most DnD thing ever.
#DnD #lotr

2024-07-07 18:01:42

I hate when I see a really nice looking dress that's also really expensive and yet made of polyester.
Like if your going to make a dress from the cheapest possible material at least make it affordable or else if you're going to make it expensive at least make it out of a sustainable material.
Whenever I see clothes like that my heart goes out to the factory workers because you know they are getting the worst possible part of the deal.

2024-07-05 10:06:27

I must say that I'm taking great joy, schadenfreude even, at the woe of my work colleagues as they bemoan the fact the right wing lost big.

2024-07-04 06:38:38

Civic duty ( or rather right that people legit died for) done now I'm off to work.
Seriously, why isn't this a bank holiday?
Also don't forget to bring your id because that's a thing now.
#vote #democracy #election
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2024-07-03 18:26:49

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 Pike: wait did I?

2024-07-02 13:29:51

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 wow cool merch

2024-07-01 12:20:44

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 Pike discovers watching Star Trek on his flip phone just isn't the same

2024-06-30 17:32:30

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 hi ho, hi ho, its off to work we go

2024-06-27 17:22:53

Victory garden update:
I made a formal complaint to the council about my damaged crops and only asked for an apology and the cost of the vegetables.
They called me today to say that they rejected my complaint.
I have invited the manager over tomorrow to talk about it. In other words...
Red, alert! Phasers at the ready! Bridge is going to pick a fight.

2024-06-24 12:29:21

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 Burnham isn't sure who the real threat is. 10c or Grude

2024-06-19 20:56:33

Ok just hear me out
Cargo underpants

2024-06-14 08:20:03

My fellow wondersmith and #makers , you know when you want to make something but don't have the skills so you look it up somewhere and learn the skills so that you can make the thing?
I just realised that "normal" people don't do that.
But how do they will things into existence? Apparently they just don't.

2024-06-09 11:56:06

Right so this has been a productive weekend.
Just need to wait for the final bit of drying and then I can clean up the guilding. There are a few decorative things I want to do over the week but if I don't get chance the book is in a state where I would be happy to gift it to my niece next weekend.
#bookbinding #crafts
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2024-05-31 08:51:00

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 that one episode of ds9 where they make all the characters suffer equally

2024-05-31 08:49:27

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 Boimler's driving test does not go well enterprise

2024-05-30 09:51:19

There are a couple of old Anglo-Saxon words that I've become obsessed with and think we need to bring back into modern English.
Earthfast: literally bound to the earth. It can refer literally to a rock half buried and stuck in place but also can mean a person who is settled. It's like being in your comfort zone and having a place you belong.
Wondersmith: a blacksmith makes iron things, a silversmith makes silver things. A wondersmith makes wonderful things.
A maker basically

2024-05-24 20:55:00

My take away from this ep is that Doug Jones, and by extension Saru, looks like he gives the best hugs.
Shame about those fingers

2024-05-21 07:34:41

It's about a month until my niece's birthday and I've decided to give her a book. Of course, me being me, I can't just buy a book so I have 1 month to write a series of short stories, illustrate them, bind it and gild it.
I know it's alot for a child who can't read yet but I want to encourage reading and for her to think it's magic. Besides what is stress anyway.

2024-05-20 17:27:12

Fun fact: during world war 2 tea was considered so vital to British morale that the government brought up the whole worlds supply of black tea (sans what was in enemy hands). By weight this ment that the UK imported more tea than artillery shells.
During the war tank crews getting killed while outside the tank on a tea break lead to the bonus fact that all British tanks now come with internal tea making facilities.

2024-05-08 19:36:19

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@npub1wzl…wvt3 Pike develops a n addiction to helium gas.
There's just something about the squeaky voice that tickles him