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https://poa.st/users/WhiteApe

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2024-07-08 01:00:32

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you just rake out the whole bed and chuck it in a bin and spread a fresh carpet of pine?

2024-07-07 01:16:39

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neither does his wife

2024-07-07 01:14:47

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ah, been watching JF videos again, eh?

2024-07-07 01:12:23

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you see, it's a display of masculinity. us men insult each other in a joking fashion to see who can banter better in a effort to have sexual intercourse with the others female relatives. it's a timeless tradition.

2024-06-19 07:00:02

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one day, that feeling... it's gonna hit you like a fire truck and you're gonna dehydrate. it's healthy, crying. just do it like me, alone in the shower or when it's really windy and there's a lot of pollen in the air.
I know I'm a sarcastic doofus but I hope you can tell the serious parts from the funny ones.

2024-06-19 06:54:09

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I've shed tears at funerals and the opening scene of "Up" but the only time I wept like a sissy in public was right after my brother passed pbuh

2024-06-19 01:16:53

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RIP. Do we know the cause?

2024-06-17 01:14:46

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and interestingly in India and Indonesia it's 18

2024-06-16 04:54:14

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It's easy for someone like me, a random stranger online, to say "Man just shoot your shot, pull up roots and move. Get a fresh start and things will be better." because I've had that thought and I've wanted to do that. But roots run deep and I would be a hypocrite to say it's easy. So I don't really have any advice and I'm just kinda rambling now but like follow your heart and shit, man.

2024-06-16 03:59:52

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California Valley
https://i.poastcdn.org/37218d388a92f5070608c2f9e1198132bfcaa8d36e1450b476005ceb2ebf6824.jpg

2024-06-16 03:58:03

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same with nurses. every time I see someone in scrubs it's some latina or asian chick.

2024-06-16 03:19:22

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they're all good looking German stock girls who love their dad and will feed you to the hogs if you fuck around and I want that.

2024-06-16 02:59:52

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oh, I know what's wrong with me and I own it.

2024-06-16 02:54:52

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crazy bitches have their own hotness scale. that shit goes to 11 or maybe 12.

2024-06-16 02:29:46

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I've never been with a redhead, is it true that they're smelly downstairs?

2024-06-16 02:17:02

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Bright eyed, raven haired women have always been my weakness. Vivien Leigh captivates me.

2024-06-15 21:29:55

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you haven't lived. too bad mine was a psycho bitch half the time but when she wasn't I lived like a king.

2024-06-15 21:13:38

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so she had no excuse to hang out and watch ball footie w/ u all day today and she didn't. dump her.

2024-06-12 16:13:05

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excuse me, as a benis-haver I will inform u that Harvey Weinstein, Hunter Bidanmans and MY benis vary drastically.

2024-06-10 05:39:13

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Gotta say the only movie that truly disgusted/freaked me out that I've seen in the last 15 years was the Human Centipede movies. Specifically the second one.

2024-06-10 05:31:34

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sounds like some Neil Breen level shit I hate it and I have no idea what it is.

2024-06-10 03:25:19

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I hiked from Bear River Reservoir to Devil's Lake in the CA Sierra Nevadas once. Got to the high mountain lake and it was swarming with mosquitoes so bad we immediately turned around and walked back. Almost got bitten by a rattlesnake too. One of the best days of my life.