Dan the Architect 🎧 / is on Nostr

3rd Place All-American Dad Joke Champion. Maker of hip-hop music and collector of ancient video games.

Last Notes

2024-08-14 23:05:19

This is not a drill. Someone in ROLLER BLADES just went by my house in 2024!

2024-08-02 01:12:39

It’s time to bring back those Coed Naked shirts. Pretty sure that’s life was better when we embraced nude volleyball.

2024-07-04 12:47:25

Saying “Uncle Sam” three times in the mirror today so that the ghost of Independence Day past can shotgun PBR with us like our forefathers wanted!

2024-06-05 15:38:08

Due to out of control coffee prices, I have started a Change.org petition demanding that Starbucks officially rebrand as BigBucks.

2024-05-25 15:39:03

I’m at the stand and stare at what’s ahead me part of the yard work.

2024-05-22 22:12:29

Mastodon: it’s the ham radio of the internet!

2024-05-11 14:20:57

My hobby is going to my back porch, peering into the woods and saying “Everything the light touches is our kingdom” in a deep voice.

2024-05-06 23:15:51

Showing up to a party and shouting WHERE MY DORKS AT

2023-11-22 15:11:55

Social media was a mistake, I say, while being logged on to the mistake.

2023-10-28 22:17:02

The reason they keep shrinking the definition of GenX to smaller start and end times is that much like our parents, the world has forgotten about us too.

2023-08-07 23:57:24

I really like Tom Hanks and felt like you should know that