peers with monsters

We are synthetic men, uprooted.

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npub1lkapg2lfnzzpjrr9hneug2af63wh8c33ngrksaje05xwud5mfz2s5ajeym

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pwm_at_crlf.ninja@mostr.pub

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2024-04-30 20:25:16

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@npub10tp…h9dy @npub1u6y…ehph he's a racist, white supremacist icon of the alt right, that's what.

2024-04-30 20:09:05

@npub1u6y…ehph "I'm just a poor, wayfaring stranger" - the poa.st experience
#note1sn8…lq27

2024-04-23 18:23:18

It's not day drinking if you're at a work lunch. I'm not at a work lunch.

2024-04-20 13:14:02

I have a sneaking suspicion that one day my brain will liquefy, turn to orange soda and then run out of my ears and boil off on the sidewalk.
This will not negatively affect my cognition.

2024-04-03 21:20:22

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@npub1tj5…l33p > fighter jet thread
https://media.crlf.ninja/f3c8133f1186161cdeda6fc9a1c0d1842c8fbd67815d9ca587c9c95ac2b3b43a.jpg

2024-04-03 17:36:53

Your BETTER NOT boost my post if I don't SPECIFICALLY AUTHORIZE this federated action in the body or meta data of my post

2024-03-27 15:43:33

help I'm reading AP implementation source

2024-03-12 15:59:49

https://media.crlf.ninja/820e9be6464c959206a2383735c3b80368e60aa77f7bf8c086768134eb16f138.jpg

2024-02-27 00:42:47

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@npub1vuq…wdr0 it's just a number in the database

2024-02-23 23:48:23

> he doesn't enjoy the torment nexus
https://media.crlf.ninja/5c5db6b622f3941008d1b31fd5ec011858d40bb9ea7417b89d4395be6c52598e.jpg

2024-02-20 16:03:16

@npub1sl8…5emg that's a lotta words to say, "Fucking faggot."
#note1kdy…0y7j

2024-02-14 12:37:16

How convenient that everyone who doesn't 100% agree with me is mentally ill.

2024-01-28 05:17:37

I'm never buying a milkshake again

2024-01-25 00:04:51

Seriously the smartest thing the intelligence apparatus ever did in the past decade and a half was repeat non-stop that everyone was a fed and that every organization was a honeypot

2023-12-28 19:36:19

Anthropomorphization of animals and inanimate objects has mindfucked the future generations beyond repair.
We will be paying off this debt long into the future.

2023-12-18 15:03:51

@npub19uj…ctex reply, and select "Quote this status" above where you're typing.
#note1x4w…pt6a
https://media.crlf.ninja/c3df549a69f6b521757dee466b0f14493d4f6f589eedc3b55f424ec61c7bb6be.png

2023-12-14 15:50:52

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@npub1zxx…u452 @npub17dy…yf4p @npub1wg0…t0yf He's not but $37CAD is $37CAD

2023-12-12 18:10:45

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@npub19uj…ctex I try not to look too closely lest I be dazzled and blinded in the atomic flash of your radioactive posts

2023-12-12 18:08:02

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@npub19uj…ctex careful, it's contagious

2023-12-12 18:04:48

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@npub19uj…ctex @npub1gv9…66j8 your fault for interacting with twitterbrained 80iqs

2023-12-12 17:49:42

Finished up a job, actually don't know wtf to do for the moment

2023-12-09 16:43:37

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@npub19uj…ctex @npub132f…x5ga my bad, when I made the markov corpus I stripped the domain but not the handles. Who knows where that came from

2023-12-05 03:42:50

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@npub1npp…j7vx useful information for woman-havers, I suppose.

2023-12-05 03:35:44

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@npub1npp…j7vx I don't know what other contexts fossil is used in
bones? watches? Foodstuff? idk

2023-12-05 03:34:07

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@npub1npp…j7vx I just like it.
All the features I need now, most everything that I think that I'm going to need later.
Managing work with it, not just code.

2023-12-05 03:27:32

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@npub1fzn…98g0 mfw
https://media.crlf.ninja/35463c2909735df7150d5e0e1003c45de89fca9903b7b5412dc6ff694e841073.gif

2023-12-05 03:23:07

fossil fucking slaps

2023-11-24 11:23:00

Punch a motherfucker in the tits today

2023-11-22 05:03:45

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@npub13x5…mduq @npub1wg0…t0yf no more brother fork bombs

2023-11-22 01:29:38

I think my crock pot has cracked. It lived a long life.

2023-11-21 18:47:04

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub13x5…mduq $1.20

2023-11-21 18:46:57

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub13x5…mduq $a.20

2023-11-21 18:46:17

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub13x5…mduq a1.20
a:1.20
%1.20

2023-11-21 18:44:55

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@npub13x5…mduq @npub1srh…8g90 I'm guessing having a character before it makes it think it's part of a scheme?

2023-11-21 18:41:12

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@npub1srh…8g90 apparently it pads the missing digits with zeroes, assuming it to be a packed ip address

2023-11-13 17:16:02

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@npub13x5…mduq @npub17dy…yf4p Mountain time is the dumbest fucking thing. There are like four whole people tops in Mountain time at any given moment.

2023-11-13 17:11:01

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@npub17dy…yf4p Get a REAL timezone, guy

2023-11-13 17:08:58

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@npub17dy…yf4p But it is not morning anymore, Mr. TOE.

2023-11-07 15:56:46

day in and day out confrontation with exactly how inept the entire world is drives you mad

2023-11-04 16:24:56

No idea what to do with myself today I did everything already

2023-11-04 03:47:46

My body is machine that turns gallons of water into gallons of piss

2023-11-02 04:48:56

I will pay for my reckless abuse of my time, tomorrow

2023-11-01 17:06:56

All I ever wanted to be was a really useful engine.

2023-11-01 16:59:38

Oh my I got lunch smells

2023-11-01 16:59:16

I speak American

2023-10-29 00:36:57

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@npub1vm2…uh2l brb distilling my old urine to isolate the caffeine that made it through without being absorbed, to supplement my low supply

2023-10-29 00:22:02

Halved my caffeine intake today and golly geez I feel like shiiiiiiit

2023-10-23 22:59:56

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@npub1pz6…7c8z least racist fediverse user

2023-10-23 21:41:00

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@npub1pz6…7c8z with bricks? You're not a builder if you don't use bricks. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

2023-10-23 20:51:51

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@npub1pz6…7c8z is it because you are all bricked up?

2023-10-22 17:52:39

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@npub1ur3…e6hx is this that monkey torture stuff I hear about? you sicko

2023-10-19 13:39:55

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@npub1cps…8j5e @npub1ykd…5sw2 you monstr

2023-10-17 16:50:09

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@npub1qh2…ugqs @npub1wg0…t0yf yeah you just have to sit real still and be as non-threatening as possible while they fuck you and then get out of there really quickly as soon as they're done because, well

2023-10-17 15:45:03

I will not buy more VPS
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I will not buy more VPS
t. wants more vps

2023-10-15 17:31:44

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@npub1ajw…aj8d is this a Doug Walker reference
it feels like a Doug Walker reference

2023-10-15 17:28:33

Redux is such a cool word that I will probably never use correctly or in context

2023-10-11 22:34:45

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@npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1j5l…wxv4 I did a couple bot edits of command and conquer generals units once but I don't think they were of interest to anyone but bot simps

2023-10-11 21:05:39

feels weird to see other people repost a meme you slapped together in ms paint

2023-10-05 15:12:23

Not only can you judge but you should. You must.

2023-10-03 04:00:43

WHO
givesa fuck

2023-10-02 14:09:15

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@npub1k4q…3lsq holy crap this so smart how has no one thought of this before
what backwards yokels everyone else in the entirety of history has been up until now

2023-10-02 14:01:30

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@npub1t3z…tfcp my thoughts and opinions are so very important that i need to be paid to post them where i had once been posting for free you can't understand just how brilliant i am because i could maybe get paid to post its definitely not a manipulative tactic to stroke my ego to boost my level of engagement with others' content on this platform its because i am very special i am very important look at me i can quantitatively measure how much more important than you that i am because i get paid more than you aha

2023-10-02 02:35:25

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@npub107w…9n4a I barely even send regular mail it's basically a vanity thing

2023-10-02 02:33:42

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@npub107w…9n4a I literally just sent that ticket

2023-09-30 23:55:51

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@npub1kps…ntnt STOP IT YOU

2023-09-30 23:53:11

test post please ignore

2023-09-25 21:24:24

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@npub1k9a…m3yh @npub1z5r…rjcc indeedly. 1k a month on patreon worth of shit apparently

2023-09-25 20:56:49

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@npub1k9a…m3yh @npub1z5r…rjcc https://thebad.space, run by this guy https://ubiqueros.com/@Are0h

2023-09-25 18:39:40

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@npub17dy…yf4p where did he go?

2023-09-21 14:08:56

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@npub13x5…mduq
https://media.crlf.ninja/180cae216b6ac7def21cb8482d819e9a2c42a5f18ce2af86e607232761a24e8b.jpg

2023-09-21 14:06:55

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@npub13x5…mduq I'd do it for half that, just saying

2023-09-20 22:46:27

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@npub1w7z…ue4q @npub1jm4…83x3 I just didn't know that about you

2023-09-20 22:44:56

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@npub1w7z…ue4q @npub1jm4…83x3
https://media.crlf.ninja/b1202f7a073abbd11c21e900fbce7a2a70837d0c6b335594a97a2924accb9f62.webp

2023-09-20 22:42:11

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@npub1w7z…ue4q @npub1jm4…83x3 bro what

2023-09-20 21:44:56

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@npub1snh…ywgf @npub1w7z…ue4q yes, I know.

2023-09-20 21:40:13

I assume that "cows" or lolcows are people that these losers consider overweight.

2023-09-20 21:15:36

Mute Jeff Cliff defederate Jeff Cliff delete a Jeff Cliff post and throw it into the recycle bin
You'll cowards don't just mute him and you can't not reply

2023-09-20 04:48:42

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@npub1htg…uwmm do you think they might be gay?

2023-09-16 05:09:17

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@npub1kps…ntnt plus I don't have real hardware, performance would be AWFUL

2023-09-16 05:08:46

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@npub1kps…ntnt fediverse minecraft servers have a bad track record. Read up on how chudbuds got got

2023-09-16 05:01:20

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I fucking hate the tan creeper tho

2023-09-16 05:00:28

Been playing a lot of meinkraft lately

2023-09-16 04:59:47

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@npub1kps…ntnt jesus fuck that's an accurate description

2023-09-16 04:55:40

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@npub1kps…ntnt @npub1vmt…uely t. Literal demon

2023-09-16 04:52:03

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@npub1vmt…uely
https://media.crlf.ninja/e215a1095ac6da7051f730f78b190e05c44b0dac8f8b7e609a0965204da76c8f.jpg

2023-09-16 04:49:55

Apres la fart: le caca

2023-09-15 18:10:34

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@npub1srh…8g90 hi I'm new here

2023-09-13 03:54:34

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@npub1g0u…3vfw
https://media.crlf.ninja/4277432ac5f8fcf3cca03c3ec9d13c963d1809ba7535bdf449dfc77638ea09f7.webm

2023-09-11 13:59:30

Why don't you come to your senses, Desperado?

2023-09-10 20:04:17

Everything sucks because no one cares.
No one cares because nothing is special.
Nothing is special because everything sucks.
Nothing can improve unless you choose to break the cycle.

2023-09-06 00:31:15

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@npub1hg5…tya9 @npub1grd…52zz @npub1ftj…pjju @npub1wtu…e7js @npub1cda…czgz @npub1zna…wtpl strfry the software is a nostr relay. It has a protocol of the same name for syncing posts across a cluster of nodes, forming a relay cluster
https://github.com/hoytech/strfry

2023-09-04 18:47:01

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@npub1zs6…cv9f
https://media.crlf.ninja/683d64aff12b3312dd60f7cba2fbcbfd8abfd81aab4a185b61fcb180b71d6b1b.png

2023-09-03 03:42:42

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@npub1964…s55q @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1y6c…27jj mmmm my favorite

2023-09-01 00:37:38

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@npub12ny…jdrp @npub107w…9n4a @npub1uut…zftf what an opaque post

2023-08-31 23:50:16

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@npub108z…dkr5 GAMERS RISE UP ONLY TO BE SMACKED DOWN AT THE 11TH HOUR BY
TODD
IT JUST WORKS (IN A WEEK)
HOWARD

2023-08-31 19:03:58

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@npub1ur3…e6hx What a silly post you wrote there. Updooted, sir.

2023-08-31 18:16:59

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@npub10rz…4c9f I'm not in the path of the storm, thankfully. Not this one anyway.
My building was just having work done that they initially thought was going to affect more than just building internal systems and knock out my power.

2023-08-31 18:08:32

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@npub10rz…4c9f When I was a child, I got a chemistry / microscope set and as part of it there were a pair of tweezers.
Being 8, I got a wild hare to put the prongs in an outlet, and did so.
Tripped a breaker, buzzed my arm, blackened the socket a bit.
Seceral years later I was plugging in an amp to a power strip, the outlet was kinda shit so i had to push really hard, but I was down on the floor and at a weird angle so when I pushed, my hand slipped and my finger brushed against the partially inserted prong, giving me a quick buzz. The breaker tripped and we were all good.
I have been quite lucky in my direct run-ins with the angry pixies.

2023-08-31 18:02:24

no power outage
yet

2023-08-31 03:23:53

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@npub1f8e…zu5u I just wanted to let you know that single quotes make it a string literal in spite you were probably looking for double quotes which allow you to do what I think you were going for. Hope you figured that out and or this was a typo and you didn't spend all this time poring over what was wrong cause otherwise I think you're fine.
By the way instead of nested selects have you considered reformatting that into a CTE? Might help you with readability later.