peers with monsters

We are synthetic men, uprooted.

Public Key

npub1lkapg2lfnzzpjrr9hneug2af63wh8c33ngrksaje05xwud5mfz2s5ajeym

NIP-05 Address

pwm_at_crlf.ninja@mostr.pub

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs0mws5905e3pqep3jmeu7y9w5aghtnugce5pmgwevh6r8wx6d539gpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qcakk54

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npub1lkapg2lfnzzpjrr9hneug2af63wh8c33ngrksaje05xwud5mfz2s5ajeym

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Last Notes

2024-04-30 20:25:16

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@npub10tp…h9dy @npub1u6y…ehph he's a racist, white supremacist icon of the alt right, that's what.

2024-04-30 20:09:05

@npub1u6y…ehph "I'm just a poor, wayfaring stranger" - the poa.st experience
#note1sn8…lq27

2024-04-23 18:23:18

It's not day drinking if you're at a work lunch. I'm not at a work lunch.

2024-04-20 13:14:02

I have a sneaking suspicion that one day my brain will liquefy, turn to orange soda and then run out of my ears and boil off on the sidewalk.
This will not negatively affect my cognition.

2024-04-15 20:20:14

Moderate improvement in my day, I wonder what will soon go wrong to balance the scale back.

2024-04-03 21:20:22

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@npub1tj5…l33p > fighter jet thread
https://media.crlf.ninja/f3c8133f1186161cdeda6fc9a1c0d1842c8fbd67815d9ca587c9c95ac2b3b43a.jpg

2024-04-03 21:14:07

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@npub1mew…gjf7 wait did I go somewhere?

2024-04-03 17:36:53

Your BETTER NOT boost my post if I don't SPECIFICALLY AUTHORIZE this federated action in the body or meta data of my post

2024-03-27 15:43:33

help I'm reading AP implementation source

2024-03-20 02:48:46

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@npub1x64…9kgk wow stevemre1989 is looking kinda rough these days

2024-03-19 18:22:18

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@npub1wg0…t0yf @npub13pv…6fus @npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1x64…9kgk
https://media.crlf.ninja/592cb8528bc982aa0173809a0306b867e31b05a1379360b819a984596b204c57.jpg

2024-03-19 18:19:59

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@npub1wg0…t0yf @npub13pv…6fus @npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1x64…9kgk who?

2024-03-12 15:59:49

https://media.crlf.ninja/820e9be6464c959206a2383735c3b80368e60aa77f7bf8c086768134eb16f138.jpg

2024-03-07 02:25:09

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@npub1x64…9kgk okay thank you for excising the weeb references that I am medically unable to parse so that I could understand

2024-03-07 02:21:02

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@npub1x64…9kgk ¿por que no los dos?

2024-03-07 02:18:46

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@npub1x64…9kgk if we interact will we annihilate like sci Fi tropes?

2024-03-07 01:54:11

Man too disgusting to die outlasts another one
https://media.crlf.ninja/5f405bd2b20a81cdea132a78bbb2ab1d4b694356401622249d646675b74ee370.png

2024-02-28 16:17:50

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@npub1gdf…hx6t I choose to take that personally

2024-02-27 23:36:19

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@npub1mew…gjf7 you and I both know that red ones go faster when the narwhal bacons

2024-02-27 00:42:47

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@npub1vuq…wdr0 it's just a number in the database

2024-02-23 23:48:23

> he doesn't enjoy the torment nexus
https://media.crlf.ninja/5c5db6b622f3941008d1b31fd5ec011858d40bb9ea7417b89d4395be6c52598e.jpg

2024-02-20 16:03:16

@npub1sl8…5emg that's a lotta words to say, "Fucking faggot."
#note1kdy…0y7j

2024-02-20 15:28:51

As benevolent dictator for life, my first act will be to permit each citizen one extrajudicial killing but you only get the one and you have to do it yourself.

2024-02-14 12:37:16

How convenient that everyone who doesn't 100% agree with me is mentally ill.

2024-01-28 05:17:37

I'm never buying a milkshake again

2024-01-25 00:04:51

Seriously the smartest thing the intelligence apparatus ever did in the past decade and a half was repeat non-stop that everyone was a fed and that every organization was a honeypot

2024-01-18 23:27:16

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@npub1xgp…qllk Whenever I have a game up and anything else GPU accelerated (web browser, vlc e.g.) it will lock up everything and I have to hard reboot it

2024-01-18 23:19:59

My GPU keeps crashing the whole damned system

2023-12-28 19:36:19

Anthropomorphization of animals and inanimate objects has mindfucked the future generations beyond repair.
We will be paying off this debt long into the future.

2023-12-18 15:03:51

@npub19uj…ctex reply, and select "Quote this status" above where you're typing.
#note1x4w…pt6a
https://media.crlf.ninja/c3df549a69f6b521757dee466b0f14493d4f6f589eedc3b55f424ec61c7bb6be.png

2023-12-14 15:50:52

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@npub1zxx…u452 @npub17dy…yf4p @npub1wg0…t0yf He's not but $37CAD is $37CAD

2023-12-12 18:10:45

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@npub19uj…ctex I try not to look too closely lest I be dazzled and blinded in the atomic flash of your radioactive posts

2023-12-12 18:08:02

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@npub19uj…ctex careful, it's contagious

2023-12-12 18:04:48

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@npub19uj…ctex @npub1gv9…66j8 your fault for interacting with twitterbrained 80iqs

2023-12-12 17:49:42

Finished up a job, actually don't know wtf to do for the moment

2023-12-09 16:43:37

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@npub19uj…ctex @npub132f…x5ga my bad, when I made the markov corpus I stripped the domain but not the handles. Who knows where that came from

2023-12-09 01:05:46

I wonder if we have all been driven insane by the comparative lack of death, an enormous blank spot whereupon the words, "MEMENTO MORI" should be emblazoned, their absence leaving a faint outline around which the material is slightly more faded than not.
Nothing in history nor memory really prepared us to deal with the relative rarity with which death took us, from disease, from age, from the act of giving birth.
Maybe we are simply not wired to never deal with death.
The boomer obsession with prolonging life to far beyond the point at which quality or meaning may be attributed to it,
The materialism transforming itself into greed and addiction in the clutching, bony fingers of the aged.
The nihilistic view that none of it mattered to begin with, a callous rejection of the prosperity neither earned, nor wanted.
The casual consideration of death, the enthusiasm for suicide, a twisted form of the desire to deal with death.
With an end, a limit, that which comes before matters, that which comes after matters. With no such demarcation, there is little hope to stake either import or meaning in the shifting sands of time. Death is the rock upon which the self is built, the reference point for all other measurements in life, and beyond. The soul abhors the boundless, the infinite, the eldritch.

2023-12-05 03:42:50

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@npub1npp…j7vx useful information for woman-havers, I suppose.

2023-12-05 03:35:44

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@npub1npp…j7vx I don't know what other contexts fossil is used in
bones? watches? Foodstuff? idk

2023-12-05 03:34:07

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@npub1npp…j7vx I just like it.
All the features I need now, most everything that I think that I'm going to need later.
Managing work with it, not just code.

2023-12-05 03:27:32

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@npub1fzn…98g0 mfw
https://media.crlf.ninja/35463c2909735df7150d5e0e1003c45de89fca9903b7b5412dc6ff694e841073.gif

2023-12-05 03:23:07

fossil fucking slaps

2023-11-24 11:23:00

Punch a motherfucker in the tits today

2023-11-22 05:03:45

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@npub13x5…mduq @npub1wg0…t0yf no more brother fork bombs

2023-11-22 01:29:38

I think my crock pot has cracked. It lived a long life.

2023-11-21 18:47:04

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub13x5…mduq $1.20

2023-11-21 18:46:57

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub13x5…mduq $a.20

2023-11-21 18:46:17

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub13x5…mduq a1.20
a:1.20
%1.20

2023-11-21 18:44:55

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@npub13x5…mduq @npub1srh…8g90 I'm guessing having a character before it makes it think it's part of a scheme?

2023-11-21 18:41:12

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@npub1srh…8g90 apparently it pads the missing digits with zeroes, assuming it to be a packed ip address

2023-11-13 17:16:02

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@npub13x5…mduq @npub17dy…yf4p Mountain time is the dumbest fucking thing. There are like four whole people tops in Mountain time at any given moment.

2023-11-13 17:11:01

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@npub17dy…yf4p Get a REAL timezone, guy

2023-11-13 17:08:58

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@npub17dy…yf4p But it is not morning anymore, Mr. TOE.

2023-11-07 17:16:03

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@npub1vhx…sekz @npub1ec3…8gp3 seen

2023-11-07 17:05:40

Every software has to be made like discord, because every software consumer is a pedophile groomer satanist

2023-11-07 16:50:18

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@npub1vhx…sekz @npub1ec3…8gp3 Yeah you say, "seen" underneath someone's post.

2023-11-07 16:24:11

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@npub1sfh…qsud @npub13uw…shsz Is that a weeb reference?

2023-11-07 15:56:46

day in and day out confrontation with exactly how inept the entire world is drives you mad

2023-11-04 16:24:56

No idea what to do with myself today I did everything already

2023-11-04 03:47:46

My body is machine that turns gallons of water into gallons of piss

2023-11-02 04:48:56

I will pay for my reckless abuse of my time, tomorrow

2023-11-01 21:30:52

Get you some plates niggas
https://youtu.be/CglNRNrMFGM

2023-11-01 17:06:56

All I ever wanted to be was a really useful engine.

2023-11-01 16:59:38

Oh my I got lunch smells

2023-11-01 16:59:16

I speak American

2023-10-29 02:16:39

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@npub1j4p…z0qp @npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub1jkh…m08d haha I'm so edgy guys, trans rights but only if they're hawt 😍 😍

2023-10-29 00:36:57

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@npub1vm2…uh2l brb distilling my old urine to isolate the caffeine that made it through without being absorbed, to supplement my low supply

2023-10-29 00:22:02

Halved my caffeine intake today and golly geez I feel like shiiiiiiit

2023-10-23 22:59:56

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@npub1pz6…7c8z least racist fediverse user

2023-10-23 21:41:00

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@npub1pz6…7c8z with bricks? You're not a builder if you don't use bricks. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

2023-10-23 20:51:51

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@npub1pz6…7c8z is it because you are all bricked up?

2023-10-22 17:52:39

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@npub1ur3…e6hx is this that monkey torture stuff I hear about? you sicko

2023-10-21 12:13:13

TFW he makes eye contact again
https://media.crlf.ninja/7f06e6a88618a137a62b75c5fe1c5bfa905d39d7f004f941194ee3c55cd25458.png

2023-10-19 13:39:55

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@npub1cps…8j5e @npub1ykd…5sw2 you monstr

2023-10-17 16:50:09

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@npub1qh2…ugqs @npub1wg0…t0yf yeah you just have to sit real still and be as non-threatening as possible while they fuck you and then get out of there really quickly as soon as they're done because, well

2023-10-17 15:45:03

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t. wants more vps

2023-10-15 17:31:44

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@npub1ajw…aj8d is this a Doug Walker reference
it feels like a Doug Walker reference

2023-10-15 17:28:33

Redux is such a cool word that I will probably never use correctly or in context

2023-10-15 16:00:28

I HATE TRAINS
https://media.crlf.ninja/98e7747b8c9320c3dfc60946911f7c90aa835956be8484a6d97baf66687253a1.jpg

2023-10-11 22:34:45

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@npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1j5l…wxv4 I did a couple bot edits of command and conquer generals units once but I don't think they were of interest to anyone but bot simps

2023-10-11 21:05:39

feels weird to see other people repost a meme you slapped together in ms paint

2023-10-05 15:12:23

Not only can you judge but you should. You must.

2023-10-03 04:00:43

WHO
givesa fuck

2023-10-02 14:09:15

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@npub1k4q…3lsq holy crap this so smart how has no one thought of this before
what backwards yokels everyone else in the entirety of history has been up until now

2023-10-02 14:01:30

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@npub1t3z…tfcp my thoughts and opinions are so very important that i need to be paid to post them where i had once been posting for free you can't understand just how brilliant i am because i could maybe get paid to post its definitely not a manipulative tactic to stroke my ego to boost my level of engagement with others' content on this platform its because i am very special i am very important look at me i can quantitatively measure how much more important than you that i am because i get paid more than you aha

2023-10-02 02:35:25

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@npub107w…9n4a I barely even send regular mail it's basically a vanity thing

2023-10-02 02:33:42

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@npub107w…9n4a I literally just sent that ticket

2023-10-02 02:32:39

oh balls I did my mail server right but I forgot to ask fran to open port 25

2023-10-01 23:15:39

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@npub1x0m…4rcw @npub1qq7…fedr @npub1y8q…s362 @npub1sl8…5emg collecting accounts like Pokemon cards

2023-09-30 23:55:51

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@npub1kps…ntnt STOP IT YOU

2023-09-30 23:53:11

test post please ignore

2023-09-25 21:24:24

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@npub1k9a…m3yh @npub1z5r…rjcc indeedly. 1k a month on patreon worth of shit apparently

2023-09-25 20:56:49

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@npub1k9a…m3yh @npub1z5r…rjcc https://thebad.space, run by this guy https://ubiqueros.com/@Are0h

2023-09-25 18:39:40

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@npub17dy…yf4p where did he go?

2023-09-21 20:11:29

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@npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1srh…8g90 @npub1tj5…l33p @npub13wh…wvah @npub15fk…j9gr @npub1tdc…hc85 @npub1uxm…ujtm curious as to how I got tagged here 🧐 I'm a moron a know nothing an imbecile

2023-09-21 14:08:56

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@npub13x5…mduq
https://media.crlf.ninja/180cae216b6ac7def21cb8482d819e9a2c42a5f18ce2af86e607232761a24e8b.jpg

2023-09-21 14:06:55

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@npub13x5…mduq I'd do it for half that, just saying

2023-09-20 22:46:27

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@npub1w7z…ue4q @npub1jm4…83x3 I just didn't know that about you

2023-09-20 22:44:56

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@npub1w7z…ue4q @npub1jm4…83x3
https://media.crlf.ninja/b1202f7a073abbd11c21e900fbce7a2a70837d0c6b335594a97a2924accb9f62.webp

2023-09-20 22:42:11

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@npub1w7z…ue4q @npub1jm4…83x3 bro what