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Hi. I'm a koala. Sometimes I use a computer.

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2024-08-06 12:19:29

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1cyk…2qn2 Somebody with a nikkon told me canon lenses are cheaper? He was talking modern cameras though.

2024-08-05 12:02:59

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@npub1y40…jtf6 @npub1wc2…4sk7 You will eventually die by apirating the poo.

2024-08-05 04:33:44

I wanna know how he got that ear to heal so perfectly so fast?
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2024-08-04 22:28:49

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1n08…0ug2 Buying a mini leads to having no pants or shoes and being homeless?

2024-08-03 23:35:54

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 IMO <violates forum rules>. There. I said it.

2024-08-01 05:57:49

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 I tried to sign up on three different pixelfed instances a few months ago and all three sent me into a verification loop that went nowhere.

2024-07-27 11:48:05

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 I would buy those and take them without hesitation because somebody went to the trouble.

2024-07-25 05:22:50

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 You should see my big toe. I've been told I have Fred Flintstone feet yabba dabba doo!

2024-07-25 00:00:41

4.5 meters of hand wrapping.
Trying different hand wraps. This one feels solid for bag and pad work but I need to wrap my thumb for sparring.
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2024-07-24 03:21:15

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Fornication is sex outside of wedlock. Maybe they mean promiscuity and adultery are red flags?

2024-07-23 21:02:50

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 @npub19yp…jgqr Golden Retriever is the ultimate dog friend.

2024-07-23 09:21:20

Don't we all.
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2024-07-23 08:02:08

As we progress to a cashless society..
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2024-07-20 02:23:46

Took him to the dog park and he made friends with a Pug :googledog:
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2024-07-19 11:10:41

Watching the DB. Cooper Documentary.
> What was airport security like in 1971>
>> What airports security? I don't remember any!

2024-07-19 10:24:23

Took him for a short run to settle him down before bed and failed miserably. The little 🌭 dog got some feisty in him :doggoblob:
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2024-07-19 10:03:50

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Humping the wife's leg. Good boy!
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2024-07-19 09:28:58

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@npub1wc2…4sk7
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2024-07-19 09:17:06

I'm dog sitting again :doggoblob:

2024-07-17 00:03:56

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1qh0…xeda Looks like my dad. Its uncanny.

2024-07-14 21:45:51

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 haha. That's what I miss about high school. Fighting.

2024-07-14 21:37:49

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 High school is a jungle.

2024-07-14 21:25:55

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Was that a bar or club?

2024-07-12 09:54:57

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1vwr…fnzd Diagnosed by Doctor TickTock

2024-07-11 06:33:24

Apparently the only photo taken of a Concorde at Mach 2 from the cockpit of a Tornado in 1985.
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2024-07-10 09:30:27

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 I guess the music shop dude will have the answer.

2024-07-08 22:44:08

First sightings in 40 years of wild dogs from the highlands of New Guinea. Cute as.
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2024-07-08 00:50:15

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 This needs to return. @npub1lc8…92pf
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2024-07-07 10:00:04

Just watched the movie 'Wifelike' with the wife and now she's pretending to be an AI companion.
> Enter setup
> Access intimacy mode
> set sex drive 80%
> Save
It's creeping me out.

2024-07-07 00:14:42

It's Sausage Dog #Sunday
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2024-07-06 12:33:11

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Funny for so many reasons.

2024-07-03 23:56:37

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub16yp…6lgf Historical fact. The only thing fueling the rise of the far right is the far left. The rest of us get squeezed in the middle.

2024-07-01 21:53:38

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1lc8…92pf Fag is slang for a cigarette here. Kind of ironic because 'dick smoker' is slang for a fag.

2024-07-01 00:17:22

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@npub1atp…37us Russian puppets are getting funnier.

2024-06-30 22:22:52

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Nice save. Happens on motorbikes sometimes. It's called a ball slapper.

2024-06-30 21:57:57

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@npub1atp…37us Easy. Russian puppet politicians are pretty funny.

2024-06-28 11:07:57

Need.
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2024-06-27 10:42:39

Hippocracy:
1. government in which one hippopotamus has uncontrolled or unlimited authority over others; the government or power of an absolute hippopotamus.
2. a nation, state, or community ruled by a hippopotamus.
3. unlimited authority, power, or influence of one hippopotamus in any group of hippos.
-- a hippocratic system of government.
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2024-06-26 22:21:42

I love this!
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2024-06-26 12:05:04

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Good work dude!

2024-06-25 10:37:03

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1wah…xc8t Interesting. I had to search 'what do Bulgarian people look like'. Nice girls.

2024-06-24 22:10:25

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 When I lived in a country town I ate duck eggs every day because they were really cheap and easy to get. You only need one per day cos they are really rich. I wish I could get fresh duck eggs now but nobody in the city I know keeps ducks.

2024-06-23 12:31:53

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Without the work you do there would be no stereophonica so thanks man.

2024-06-18 11:28:49

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@npub1qlq…ejhm What is ACAB?

2024-06-17 05:36:22

#fedifacts
5.56x45mm is not the ideal round to stop a vehicle but 7.62x51mm to the engine block will do the job.

2024-06-11 21:51:55

Apparently 1 in 3 men in Germany has never had a girlfriend.

2024-06-09 03:09:42

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@npub18xy…c6yw I don't know a single FIFO worker that actually has any money in the bank. They piss it all against the wall or put it up their nose.

2024-06-09 02:58:33

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Can't screw one on to the filter threads?

2024-06-06 07:33:22

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Dude, I was like, "Just open the file browser?" and he was like I'm trying, I'm trying! Those things are a serious feature-fuck.

2024-06-06 07:20:27

For the first time I had to connect an iPhone to my linux box. After installing the required packages and some minor config it was easier and simplef to mount and copy some video and photo files on to my friend's iPhone than it is for him to find them on his device.
iPhone iNever want one.

2024-06-04 10:46:19

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub12zd…ht00 Are thinkpads cool again? When I bought mine and posted it everyone on here said they are gay and hurt my feelings.

2024-06-02 22:56:21

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 The fact your friend felt the need to warn you. I'd take heed.

2024-06-02 02:59:12

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@npub1atp…37us I think Russians donating to Republicans is dangerous so we agree.

2024-06-02 02:55:11

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@npub1atp…37us Pro-Russian memes 🙄

2024-06-01 10:20:16

Who ever wrote NetworkMangler is a sadist.

2024-05-30 23:22:11

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@npub1tzg…nree @npub1c4s…aqv4 That's fine but please send the minutes to the steak holders.

2024-05-30 12:44:37

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Aging population.

2024-05-30 00:17:33

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Sounds like BPD.

2024-05-30 00:11:35

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@npub1d73…u3s4 @npub1wc2…4sk7 I guess the lesson is don't let goth girls dressed as nuns possessed by demons play with your hardware. I'd let her though anyway.

2024-05-21 10:24:17

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 I think @luca will want in on this.
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2024-05-21 10:12:06

We live in Modern Times.
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2024-05-21 09:58:15

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2024-05-21 09:47:28

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2024-05-21 09:09:15

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub12zd…ht00 The ghost of Sir Lawrence was looking out for you that day. Imagine if you weren't wearing a lid?

2024-05-20 10:06:45

Four A-10 Warthogs escorting a ballistic missile submarine.
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2024-05-14 23:27:28

I've reached a conclusion that Italy exists solely as a conspiracy.

2024-05-14 12:04:22

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1c4s…aqv4 I pretend to be interested in what they are saying. When married you get a lot of practice feigning interest in conversation.

2024-05-14 02:45:07

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@npub1k9a…m3yh DPRK's number one export. They sell them cheap in China.

2024-05-07 23:33:04

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@npub107c…ak7y @npub1tzg…nree I'll fix her anyway.

2024-05-07 23:30:53

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@npub1tzg…nree @npub107c…ak7y I can fix her.

2024-05-07 12:10:35

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 I have gang tattoos from my youth on my back but I understand why people don't like tattoos, me included. A lot of my family are heavily tattooed, even the elders, some who used to be skinz, but I dont comment because to be honest I'm afraid of my family.

2024-05-06 23:25:44

I was looking at land in outback Queensland and it's available for under $100 per hectare. I could buy 3000 hectares (7500 acres) for 300 Grand and go full prepper mode but I'll need guns.. Lot's of guns..
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2024-05-05 21:59:11

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 It's fake news. https://www.msn.com/en-in/money/news/canada-proposes-25k-exit-fee-for-those-leaving-the-country-fact-checking-viral-claim/ar-BB1lPTv5

2024-04-28 20:32:07

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Macbooks just got banned in Iraq and they are planning mass macbook burning. Thank Sweden.
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2024-04-27 11:02:18

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 Now begins the adventure of finding the locks to those keys.

2024-04-24 07:17:27

This is apparently the world record for tallest wave ever surfed. Bosh sponsors the board rider and developed some new tech that measures wave height.
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2024-04-19 21:58:53

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 Loaded with lots of packages you'll never use. Debian install DVD is 3.7G. The entire system is currently 21 DVDs! The entire 2.0 fit on a single 700MB CD-R. Those days are over.

2024-04-13 03:46:17

DARPA’s new uncrewed drone boat looks like no fun. It’s missing a tow point for water skiing.
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2024-04-10 02:14:34

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1qh0…xeda WTF is it with theoretical physicists and incest?

2024-03-30 07:43:50

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Literally the handmaids kick tail.

2024-03-24 00:55:53

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1x53…hjud Most mono-linguistic australians are foreign language phobic and would never buy a 'baguette', so the bakery calls it a french stick.

2024-03-23 08:24:50

I got a thing for blondes that race 12,000 horse power TOP Fuel dragsters. Brittany Force and her cat.
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2024-03-18 11:10:25

Another therapist pretending to be a sociopath to sell a book. I read the interview and she's a 100% fraud.
https://www.theage.com.au/national/she-s-a-sociopath-and-a-therapist-this-is-what-she-wants-you-to-know-about-her-20240214-p5f4sc.html

2024-03-07 22:41:26

My magpie friend 'The Boy' just dropped by. We've been friends for 8 years or so.
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2024-03-06 04:10:27

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Does anybody use motocross gear for downhill? It allows a lot more body movement and airflow. The guys that do canopy piloting comps where motocross pants in case they eat shit. Probably not as much protection as leather on the road though.

2024-03-06 04:00:25

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 Is that a full motorcycle leathers suit?

2024-03-06 03:38:57

I bought one of these stinger suits https://neosportusa.com/product/unisex-sport-skin/
They are really for swimming and protection from jelly fish stings but today I used it in the wind tunnel and this thing is skin tight and has ZERO drag on the material.. its so fast and slippery and I was struggling for sure but $70 vs $1000+ for a brand name tunnel suit seems worth enduring the learning curve.
If the stinger lasts a few hours I'll be happy and the wetsuit store down the road sells a heavy duty version which looks like it would last a good number of hours in the wind before disintegrating.

2024-03-02 09:39:40

Imagine one of your online friends turns out to be your identical twin that was sold for adoption.
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2024-02-24 11:16:47

Lori Petty looks so cheeky and like she'd be so much fun to hang with.
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2024-02-24 02:18:06

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2024-02-17 11:48:38

Skater/Surfer genre music.
> she loves me / she hates me
> I love her / I hate her
> She's so good / bad to me
> This love triangle is great
> This love triangle is killing me
> I'm possessed by a dead coyote

2024-02-17 11:04:39

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1c4s…aqv4 The dark Prince walks among us. That movie is true. All of it.
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2024-02-17 10:39:02

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1c4s…aqv4
> it'd show at least 666.
Third Omen reference. Dude, I'm worried.
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2024-02-15 22:32:37

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 @npub1gcu…d8ng Phone numbers are a convenient identifier if you are designing a messaging app. LIke how signal scans the contact list then notifies everybody in your contacts you just installed signal. So fucking private haha.
The whole shift from 1G to 2G was to sell SMS. There were no bundles then. 2G to 3G and so forth is all marketing. Adc ore products, then more products. If superior range and reliability of cell networks was the priority it would still be analogue.
Imagine if phones had never "regressed" past 1G. No smart phones, no social, no phone addiction, no brain dead people and everybody would have a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband that loves them and live happily ever after. Amen, thanks be to Christ.

2024-02-14 11:07:49

The Korean war is known as the forgotten war, nor do people give credit the other countries that fought on request of the United States.
The Australian military served with distinction during the war. At the Battle of Kapyong an Australian battalion (approximately 800 soldiers) along with another from Canada defeated an entire Chinese division (approximately 15,000 men) and prevented it from taking Seoul. Both battalions were awarded US Presidential Unit Citations.

2024-02-12 23:50:31

haha.. Girls prefer risk takers over gym junkies.
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2024-01-30 11:55:45

> enjoys the freedom of capitalism
> complains about capitalism

2024-01-30 02:38:48

The Czechs are buying 24 F-35s and should have them by the end of March.
>The Czech Republic has become the latest customer of the F-35 stealth fighter, following several years of planning between the country and the United States. This comes amid a ballooning F-35 footprint in Europe as of late, particularly amongst NATO member states.
https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone
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2024-01-25 01:40:16

Sometimes I get the idea to try a more complex desktop environment then after a few days find my way home again to #fvwm.
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2024-01-21 22:06:47

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