Not Your Precious

I've got like a bf or something, probably. Either way, leave me be.

Part-time simp for @Barbecued_Lemons

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2024-09-01 17:44:57

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If you're going to leash your gf, atleast make it cute.

2024-08-30 04:06:55

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Don't you tattle on me. 😡

2024-08-30 01:39:37

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Sex must get really weird in Tony's domicile.

2024-08-30 01:36:13

I feel like this is one of you...
https://i.poastcdn.org/370da1f2582eb0143541d2637cdd72fced6e7cf77aae8e9e3fcc36c69c826bfe.mp4

2024-08-20 04:02:24

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Beer goggling Cate Blanchett.
Rough go.
I've watched many a woke shit shows just to get a giggle. I haven't been to a theater in years, though.

2024-08-20 03:55:59

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There's not many movies I wouldn't watch with a little alcohol and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
I used to love the game until they scrubbed it. Krieg was my boy.

2024-08-19 20:41:34

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You used to do art, I think. Do you still?

2024-08-19 19:59:42

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I never showed anyone until you guys. Much like the real girl, I don't open up much.

2024-08-19 19:33:31

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I did. She's a character I've been playing with a lot. I really like mixing a more pin up style and texture with a rock vibe. Obviously I crop her a bit for the avi. 😬
https://i.poastcdn.org/4afc9721c239c9a607344b3945770da9cfc3af4d457ab4d2d8f3c8e04dc50030.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/c55c38c4d0f59588236ad01ad90736d9a9a93ce594c0b78a217ef634dcc9ce63.jpg

2024-08-19 19:02:37

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I was always quite proud of yours.

2024-08-19 18:49:10

I told Yockey I would keep my posts classy today. :cheers:
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2024-08-19 16:27:21

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That could be arranged.

2024-08-19 01:15:42

I could lose so much shit in this desk. 😃
https://i.poastcdn.org/dcd79156da2a8c82e5e766b623965f0cc979671dc05d1e6bb2232d16b934473b.mp4

2024-08-15 01:31:44

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Nobody tell big duck. He's gonna be pissed.

2024-08-15 01:15:40

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:catnoears:

2024-08-15 01:10:48

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Ear bud + Podcast =Less thoughts of existential dread

2024-08-14 21:22:03

https://i.poastcdn.org/085126dd6b2835a7204f5f9888208c50f04e93a93e0e04ab66c4a4d9a4710264.mp4

2024-08-14 18:40:16

When I think about opening my mouth at work:
https://i.poastcdn.org/5a423572629c9d4f67e1bf884d2ae7aa5c50729caacffb8e4938ed4c3ce820ca.jpg

2024-08-14 13:36:52

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She's beautiful.

2024-08-14 01:54:23

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Seems a bit tame for Dan porn.

2024-08-13 20:12:55

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You have shiny object syndrome. :BlobCatHeart:

2024-08-13 19:17:28

https://i.poastcdn.org/7c785b432e4c1515a5e52bfb9a7f4537f85a920d12c353d7ceebc933bf47c347.mp4

2024-08-13 16:18:22

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No idea. I miss it when it's gone.

2024-08-13 16:09:39

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Weird world. I'll never understand.

2024-08-12 01:08:15

Okay @npub10fa…qg2x I have hung out with a man twice this weekend. Friday and Saturday. We talked and UwU into each others eyes. Literally, it was hella cute. He's adorable (translation for my fedi friends: he's an absolute fooking 'would' every inch of that, innit).
Not sure what it is yet but I like him very much. I kept myself a bit busy today to think. I am now very ready for my headpats.
😃

2024-08-11 04:07:46

https://i.poastcdn.org/6a88b33865c382ac3654673df950868959d6553a0872a6267a9f784442927803.png

2024-08-11 04:05:56

https://i.poastcdn.org/89cc2bada2f780fabed4bb67588366fb49870eb4fd2b48561d04904bebfcd024.mp4

2024-08-09 02:14:07

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My kitties always pretended they hated them but always came back in range.

2024-08-09 02:08:06

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The cat or the man?
https://i.poastcdn.org/b59141f2fb5a17da711b49e38b16101131c9b8b3ada7e5885484438626b7e4ca.mp4

2024-08-09 01:19:09

https://i.poastcdn.org/1e37eec6d0a9c51e8e4ea50f6e7dab455bc35bb55e4a675ecb1eaf1d6b0ff536.mp4

2024-08-09 00:52:48

This one didn't go to plan at all but it was a nice distraction.
https://i.poastcdn.org/03094e107531c3254274965cad5fe793ad9a1b249912ebeed33c8ac7865e4252.jpg

2024-08-08 18:36:29

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I tried to tell these ppl benis holding is important. They just don't like me having nice things.

2024-08-08 04:02:39

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I'm pretty sure that's just foreplay.

2024-08-08 04:00:02

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Tail, claws. I'm pretty sure this is Dan Hulsons dream girl.

2024-08-08 03:04:38

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Check Tony's dms. That's where he hides the nudes.

2024-08-08 02:58:55

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I got stuck in a hellthread about tobacco and homesteading. What should I do Grafbot?

2024-08-08 02:54:48

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You made it Grafbot!

2024-08-08 00:09:31

https://i.poastcdn.org/99ba9c574a8f577152cac52e34fe4a5a412ef10ca9c92fe24807a12b26bbb84f.jpg

2024-08-07 00:49:43

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Ppl are often jealous of my vril, Yockeyfren.

2024-08-07 00:37:44

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I don't want to alert anyone but top row, dead center. 😏

2024-08-05 01:15:45

https://i.poastcdn.org/4ce7a434fdcb86e0b02698706e4c20e35e88a5341dc78ac314d13395846039f9.jpg

2024-08-04 20:34:19

35 year old Nigerian man in Italy flashed his junk in front of kids, locals opted to tenderize him while waiting for police.
https://i.poastcdn.org/9f7ae0d258677fe64f3a7b857371517856b13e037166b1d81cf5257b936b85ad.mp4

2024-08-04 19:44:37

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I was going to say would but I also would'd this video this morning, so I think I'm just craving a nap.
https://i.poastcdn.org/c781d6f3843771769e6a610ad7bd3334bf505e5b2f104a77cfb245f459edb00f.mp4

2024-08-04 18:01:49

https://i.poastcdn.org/900b917ba06f19d4e0ddcc889d5f6a85d9a760bb3e0746e9f5ac1cde1ef09af8.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/fb70651276727a1685569f409ad9dc55784e6cee008ecc66ce891d2ee953d02a.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/bf447a6e0608eec95ce0e00703846e6df9a6d563b4202fb5e120445d926a45b8.jpg

2024-08-04 04:16:55

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I don't enjoy ppl thinking I would ever be mean but they were cute together and she got more bold with talking to him after the super serious Precious threat was over, so it was worth it. And I got to beat ppl up for fun so it was a win win.

2024-08-04 03:19:18

Okay chat, I know :catnoears:
But what does :iminsane: , mean I have done wrong?

2024-08-04 02:08:05

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Same energy.
https://i.poastcdn.org/f9cb11818f3601113d078a7263f57fba6246ef89ac4d6af6809ff26a67c31276.mp4

2024-08-04 02:06:03

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Oh no.

2024-08-03 22:31:43

https://i.poastcdn.org/5bf679e717bd5ba604fba03a8d122b507d65c521968b631724e1cae4a247da1e.jpg

2024-08-03 22:18:56

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You two enjoy your evening, uncalming each other. :BlobCatHeart:

2024-08-03 22:13:11

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Love you Yockeyfren. Have a good evening.

2024-08-03 20:20:27

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I have like 14 turkey in my yard. Please come take them.

2024-08-03 18:04:16

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2024-08-03 17:09:20

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2024-08-02 03:49:28

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That's awesome. It always takes a bit for the right name.
I've been resisting the urge to add pets. 😭

2024-08-02 03:26:01

https://i.poastcdn.org/3c0664d0266742cf7938cc14834e311ca4243da37c5e631551dcb45c41102ecc.mp4

2024-07-31 02:41:16

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Have you ever seen the Pixie cat comic?

2024-07-30 03:32:04

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Boo.

2024-07-30 02:07:11

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They've never liked me much.

2024-07-30 02:04:33

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Those girls get lonely.

2024-07-28 17:57:09

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I think ppl just wake up somedays and say, I haven't been a butthole recently, I should try that.

2024-07-28 17:14:09

Fine, I'll mute you again.

2024-07-28 04:11:46

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I get all my content from you.
Gets weird when I start posting your biceps as my own.

2024-07-27 20:45:55

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2024-07-27 00:52:34

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They are all cuties.

2024-07-26 23:22:58

https://i.poastcdn.org/bcd570729b29190492bb5b1254a7a6af2469fc60588114898ed17acf81544193.mp4

2024-07-25 00:33:31

Do not redeem.
https://i.poastcdn.org/55bc91d5c60539858b867fa7f457dfca4d40a8dc943c7d4b721721380eda4ac7.jpg

2024-07-23 21:12:23

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2024-07-23 02:59:46

You're having a serious conversation on fedi: :eggplant_shake:

2024-07-22 18:12:23

https://i.poastcdn.org/0e7cd03c6148447e76b732f347f74f8f074aa740105b83272b2373b0444bccea.mp4

2024-07-20 16:35:40

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I watched a guy get a full fishing pole. Looks fun.

2024-07-20 14:41:25

Powerful stuff
https://i.poastcdn.org/a29a5d94ef36cf985e39fe1734ff1a25b6b86a151a7d0e07bd47c8d849da4f5a.mp4

2024-07-20 13:48:19

My calves burn watching this.
https://i.poastcdn.org/a3336e8c6b2796126c17b7ea232882277298eaae0b861724f1344f903ff981d8.mp4

2024-07-20 05:08:58

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That's a betty.

2024-07-20 01:11:04

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That's cute.
Mine.

2024-07-20 01:07:00

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You trying to steal my woman?

2024-07-20 01:03:45

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I roofied you to get at your dakimakura. You might want to do laundry when you get up. 😘

2024-07-20 00:07:40

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We took away your voting privilege months ago, toots.

2024-07-20 00:03:57

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It was in my name for at least a month but I'm not a witch, I've been falsely accused. 😭

2024-07-19 22:29:36

I swear I didn't hex them.
I'm not a witch.
The outcome is merely a coincidence.

2024-07-19 19:58:36

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Happy Birthday Duckfren.
https://i.poastcdn.org/37ab7754b29425dfaa6708ffa5d7a73cab5ec86685ccf5cbddc09085004ba0c7.jpg

2024-07-19 05:01:19

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Good to hear. You aren't supposed to talk about it but getting doxed sucks. Oddly freeing but hard to trust after.

2024-07-19 04:55:05

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You doing alright though?

2024-07-18 23:43:12

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2024-07-18 22:56:33

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2024-07-18 22:25:14

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So stunning. So brave. 😆

2024-07-18 22:06:16

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His pilates outfit is hardcore.

2024-07-18 14:55:21

https://i.poastcdn.org/33f37a606fa9c4452a75c16999130af5db20457330c4692abaae713a1e6e1930.mp4

2024-07-18 00:30:08

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This might be the only tweet he wrote himself.

2024-07-15 04:53:34

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2024-07-15 04:25:29

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I've never seen you be mean. Tease ppl yes but never mean.

2024-07-15 04:22:15

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Ppl that are outwardly weird, are generally the nice ones.

2024-07-15 04:18:21

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Aren't we all. :cheers:

2024-07-15 04:09:17

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Lewd.

2024-07-14 23:59:59

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As if you were the one that would stab me.

2024-07-14 23:47:33

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>How Precious ended up stabbed by at least 2 women and one man.

2024-07-14 23:41:56

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I like you sober. :blobcatgooglyshrug:
I just treat you differently if you aren't.

2024-07-14 23:22:57

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Noted. 🫡

2024-07-14 23:13:52

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Dan's drinking?

2024-07-14 05:52:52

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They gave him at least 3 female secret service. He's lucky to be alive just from that fact.