Trash Panda

Millennial who tries to be positive online.
Neurotypical? Never met him.
Straight? LMAO no.
CIS? Bruh starting to question if I'm fluid or something.
Intelligent? Absolutely not.
Cute? Shit friend, I hope so.

Public Key

npub1k74td2n8e9k36u6e5wflc3fjsv7v33adkkcus7nnc9z4cwuychcqk252sj

NIP-05 Address

raccoon_at_hollow.raccoon.quest@mostr.pub

Profile Code

nprofile1qqst024k4fnujmgawdv68ylug5egx0xgc7kmtvwg0feuz32u8wzvtuqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qf86mmq

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relay.mostr.pub

Author Public Key

npub1k74td2n8e9k36u6e5wflc3fjsv7v33adkkcus7nnc9z4cwuychcqk252sj

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2024-11-17 17:59:38

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@nprofile…ynjf
Explain why to my ignorant ass

2024-10-18 03:59:40

My workplace and any workplace like it, at least in my country, uses k as a way of say "message received, affirmative or shit like that.
Every morning my sleep deprived ass texts to say I'm starting my shift.
Every time they reply k.
Every time my dumbass thinks they're giving me a condescending " k" like "yeah whatever raccoon who cares stfu"

2024-10-10 07:42:46

Open youtube video
Ad baked into the video starts playing
Another one
Another one
Another one
"Welcome to today's video where I'm gonna show you how to give CPR, but first a word from our sponsor"
Youtuber's ad starts
Fuck this shit I'm starting to consider watching only peertube.
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/cc61bbc9-03dd-4950-aba5-902f3428a92d

2024-10-09 16:15:46

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@npub1yhj…3h3t
I have no idea what this means but I'm curious, care to explain?

2024-10-08 11:23:13

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
"My friend raccoon looks like shit, is dumb as a doorknob and is married. If he managed so can you".

2024-10-08 11:13:47

https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/469abf8b-b830-4b51-a116-1f3dd0eb9d7a

2024-10-07 19:50:26

What if we kissed at the water bottle?
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/b25fe669-2683-421e-b264-1c443dc45c1a

2024-10-04 08:27:33

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Lube phone
Post on a Linux group: windows is just better under every point of view
Enable vibration

2024-10-02 08:07:55

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@npub12ml…xp93
CC @npub1qh0…xeda
Hey is this accurate?

2024-10-01 06:52:52

You guys know how sometimes you look up a problem and finally, after hours, you find a forum thread where someone has exactly the same issue and a reply says stuff like "Oh yes I had that happen, I make this patch to solve it", you click and the link is dead?
Imagine how much this will happen when google link shortener dies.
So yeah what I mean by this is: don't trust google. If you do... Well...
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/8a0234f5-ab16-4105-8caa-6bac217c885b

2024-09-24 09:26:17

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@npub1yyc…s3n8 @npub1ufm…qhp4 check out this banger
It's boring bullshit and that's without even considering the lame ass genreI shall never take you seriously when you judge me for liking certain genres.

2024-09-19 20:16:22

The 50s were wild
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Goon_Show_episodes

2024-09-19 20:13:05

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@npub1qh0…xeda
How many series are there and are they all good or should I avoid some?

2024-09-19 20:04:56

I should start watching sailor moon.

2024-09-16 17:35:50

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@npub1qh0…xeda
Didn't you just share it?

2024-09-16 12:05:34

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@npub1emn…tyrl grazie :)

2024-09-16 11:53:47

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@npub1emn…tyrl
È un safe space per kinksters. Non penso sia la tua tazza di te

2024-09-16 11:42:32

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@npub1emn…tyrl
Oh buono a sapers,i grazie pirata

2024-09-16 10:24:17

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
If you like the person behind the counter is there an appropriate way to see if there's a chance to get to know them without being a dickwad?

2024-09-16 09:26:36

@npub1emn…tyrl
Non è che per sbaglio sai come aggiungere una istanza su
https://lemmyverse.net/
e
https://join-lemmy.org
?

2024-09-14 12:52:27

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@npub134f…nhs3 raccoon.quest

2024-09-14 12:48:34

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@npub134f…nhs3
Wanna hop on mumble a bit?

2024-09-14 12:45:22

Anyone decent with CSS?
I need help setting something up.

2024-09-14 12:35:28

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@npub1x2v…ar98
My brother in Christ.
If I could, I would.
But some people aren't lucky enough to be able to chose.
If I have to chose between only using fdroid apps and give up on my job and suck it up, install a shitty ass google play app they want us to use for work and put food on the table, guess which I pick.

2024-09-14 06:11:51

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@npub1d8y…g8p7 you buy a thing like that you gotta make a shrine

2024-09-14 06:10:44

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@npub1d8y…g8p7
400

2024-09-13 08:22:06

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@npub1d8y…g8p7
Holy shit the price is WILD

2024-09-13 08:03:45

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@npub1d8y…g8p7
A man needs a link.

2024-09-13 08:01:05

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 I asked how, not if it is :p
But I think your second answer somewhat replies the other question too

2024-09-13 07:48:13

Question for grapheneOS users:
How is the sandboxed google play safer than google play in a stock android?
Can I trust using the thing or will it send clusterfuck of data to google?
I used to keep it only in a different user for a few things but some of those I use several times a day, so I started using a work profile with shelter, but Bluetooth and NFC won't work on a work profile so I either just stick to secondary users or suck it up and start using gplay on my main user profile

2024-09-13 07:15:57

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@npub1wg0…t0yf
Why must you give me nightmares?

2024-09-13 07:05:41

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@npub1wg0…t0yf
You are? I didn't get the memo.

2024-09-13 07:04:33

Why are so many of my mutuals so unbearably cute?

2024-09-12 14:24:05

This bad boy emulates things up to PSX in "power" and I love it.
It feels so nice in hands, the buttons are clicky (which I really like) and it comes with two micro SD slots, one for the OS and one for Roms, should you wanna use two instead of one.
I installed muos on it and it's such a great companion when work has very dead moments.
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/webpublic-9e694268-036f-4348-8a94-97ecdbd776a4
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/webpublic-f18f30a8-1358-4dac-b871-1541f87ab2d0

2024-09-12 13:57:40

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@npub1wc2…4sk7
Why? Its a great cake!

2024-09-12 13:56:56

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@npub1wc2…4sk7
Get her a sacher!

2024-09-11 21:51:21

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@npub134f…nhs3
My podcast,
I'll leave the link but I doubt you'd give enough fucks to actually check it out.
https://tube.raccoon.quest/c/trashtalkpodcast/videos

2024-09-11 21:49:45

Has anyone noticed the little easter eggs, if I can even call it that, in trash talk 2?
Shows up at 19:50 1:10:45 1:46:10
I fucked the second one up tho :(

2024-09-11 13:33:42

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@npub134f…nhs3
Would you want the name to be changed?

2024-09-11 13:26:55

Question for my trans friends:
If, without thinking, I called a character in a coop game I play with you with your dead name, again without thinking because I just don't think of you as your dead name, would it bother/upset you? Would you be offended? Would you hold it against me?

2024-09-10 11:15:54

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@npub1mz7…dp9j
I can't believe part of the money I spent for this instance went into hosting whatever the fuck this is.
I should quit.

2024-09-09 19:32:01

I'm doubtful but,
Anyone knows someone who could make a pngtuber+ character?

2024-09-09 16:13:31

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@npub108x…8n99
Why are we insulting Gollum now?

2024-09-09 16:04:46

Y'all having secret fetishes?
Am I the only one being open about his degeneracy?

2024-09-09 16:00:26

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@npub15cd…3mv2
Who is the witch? What is she a mascot of?
Also your alt text has a typo, its Pleroma Tan :)
The art is lovely. Thanks for sharing David.
... But Totoro is far cuter than mastodon :p

2024-09-08 22:13:51

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@npub1qh0…xeda @npub1wwt…ljy2
Oh you don't know what it's from?

2024-09-08 21:49:56

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@npub1dv7…tp9d
Home schooling feels more acceptable reading this

2024-09-08 16:18:14

Ok fuck it we ball.
https://tube.raccoon.quest/w/8jeJGSXfiPd8uLHGLqBVex
Episode 2, have fun
Thank you @npub1qh0…xeda for joining me, you were a wonderful guest.

2024-09-08 15:59:15

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@npub1qh0…xeda
I would still gladly know which tool you used if it happens again though :P

2024-09-08 15:52:28

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@npub1qh0…xeda
The sad part is, my recording syncs perfectly, but my track has a volume and yours a very different one.
Your recording has perfect volume but out of sync.

2024-09-08 15:47:38

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@npub1qh0…xeda
I didn't merge them, I kept two separate audio tracks and put them in the video editor (shotcut), having them separate was useful to add pictures based on auidio activity.
I appreciate the thought but don't merge them, I would have to start over if you gave me a merged file and it would take even longer.

2024-09-08 13:14:20

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@npub1qh0…xeda
I started using kagi after I've read your opinions on it, and I gotta say, in websites like this I can just ask Kagi for a TL;DR of the page and it works really well.

2024-09-08 00:49:53

@npub1qh0…xeda
You're a lovely bloke man.
I'm happy I got to know you.

2024-09-07 19:54:17

Y'all, I'm at work on a night shift. Who wants to watch trash talk 2 with me for quality test? It's set as private and I could use the company

2024-09-07 19:15:38

This isn't a but, it's the indomitable dwarven spirit.
RE: https://botsin.space/users/dfbugs/statuses/113097861926233720
#note16dc…jle0

2024-09-07 14:35:46

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@npub1wml…wtzn
Kids today have no respect for the OG meme.

2024-09-06 12:56:20

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@npub1g4x…m0az
Same tbh. Wish there was better at the same price.

2024-09-03 21:12:33

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@npub134f…nhs3
I think I need a few more decades of getting worse to get there.

2024-09-03 21:10:05

The older I get the worse I get at playing videogames.

2024-09-03 19:44:21

SOmetimes we post something that we know is fire but the uncultured mass doesn't appreciate it.

2024-09-03 19:18:34

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@npub1qh0…xeda
Did you know that these mofos are white but they eat so many crustaceans that their feathers turn pink?

2024-09-01 18:48:39

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
Wrap stracchino in ham.

2024-09-01 17:14:39

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@npub1ptn…q4c8
Ain't that the mofo that can teleport his ass around?

2024-09-01 14:50:47

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 @npub1ptn…q4c8
Is that a sugar glider?

2024-08-30 07:57:04

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@npub140w…su0k
I'm sorry, what?

2024-08-30 07:29:38

Y'all need to stop
Half of my timeline is yuri
Nah I'm joking do as you please obviously, I'll just block you all /s

2024-08-29 16:58:02

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@npub1qh0…xeda
This reminds me, last time I went to the doctor I saw some kid with a tshirt that had a bored ape on it.

2024-08-29 03:05:43

Dogga fucked off, time to try to sleep

2024-08-29 03:03:58

Still not sure wtf kiwi farm is and at this point I'm too embarrassed to ask.
Do they farm fruits or birds?

2024-08-28 03:56:00

Nope, can't sleep.
Guess I'll just nap later in the morning

2024-08-27 17:10:32

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@npub134f…nhs3 @npub1f9y…4ew4
Now I wish I could unsee a couple of those

2024-08-27 17:02:53

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@npub1f9y…4ew4
Kinda wanna see European Mikus

2024-08-27 07:48:05

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@npub1nda…6k7x
Ok ma di che accipigna parla?

2024-08-26 21:42:04

What are relaxing games I could play in bed on my steamdeck to help me chill and sleep?

2024-08-26 18:02:43

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@npub134f…nhs3
I can't cherry pick what my brain decides to fuck me over with, if I could I would hyperfocus productive shit and I would get a great job

2024-08-26 18:01:15

I've been hyperfocusing a game that isn't even all that entertaining, help me

2024-08-18 13:41:53

What's the strongest animal you would be able to defeat at arm wrestling, assuming they has the right limb for it?

2024-08-18 12:03:52

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@npub1wml…wtzn
Just take the regenerative power away by not changing to clean clothes. EZ PZ lemon squeezy.

2024-08-17 21:50:58

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@npub1c66…tduv
Oh, no it was a reference
https://youtu.be/hFZFjoX2cGg

2024-08-17 21:42:59

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@npub1c66…tduv
fat gus

2024-08-17 15:58:19

Y'all I need help.
At work we have a remote that opens the gate.
It broke and the clicky part of the button is lost.
Is there any scuffed fix I can try?
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/webpublic-22ed598e-72fc-4e97-85f4-3eeddd6d2bb7

2024-08-17 10:37:18

The other day at work a Pole arrived, we talked in english and at some point he said fuck.
I was like nah man, as a pole you should say kurwa.
He proceeded to explain how kurwa is a bad word giving me a few examples.
"Yes but you can use fuck in the exact same way"
so I repeated every example he made but replaced kurwa with fuck, he thought about it a moment and said I wasn't wrong.
Then he started using kurwa a lot.
I'm still confused about the situation.

2024-08-15 12:10:46

I'm only missing ONE ova to finish the collection of an anime but the people sharing it are barely ever online

2024-08-15 12:09:01

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@npub13j5…79ec
A caddy cable setup?

2024-08-15 10:29:35

What's the best way to transfer 350 gigs of files from a pc to another?
Well, if you're a lazy fuck like me, syncthing will do.

2024-08-13 04:30:57

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@npub16y7…8k0n
I dont get the last panel

2024-08-12 18:29:55

A while back I was in a voice call, I was just there saying nothing, just listening, and at some point some bloke joined and he was calling people nibba over and over. Just you know, not with B.
When he fucked off I awkwardly asked who the fuck it was, then I said I was a bit uncomfy with how he called people like that.
A friend goes "yeah but he gets a pass"
"WTF are you talking about why the hell would he?"
"...Dude he's literally black"
"bruh"
"bruh"

2024-08-12 13:20:33

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@npub1wc2…4sk7 the exposition was from the lower side

2024-08-12 13:01:59

Y'all I'm in line for a drink and some lass here has half of her rear exposed.
I can't decide if I hate or love modern society

2024-08-12 10:41:03

Y'all, is there any WhatsApp mod to use that wouldn't get my account banned and wouldn't harvest data?
INB4 bro don't use WhatsApp
OK if you provide me with a job that won't require me to have it, while In wait for that I'll have to use it.

2024-08-11 20:40:45

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@npub1sa2…jgrv
A man needs a title.

2024-08-11 13:46:55

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@npub1c4s…aqv4
It's so humid here I could unpack one of those dry sponges and it would get soaked.

2024-08-11 13:43:03

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 But how's the humidity?

2024-08-11 05:54:44

Should this raccoon have breakfast?

2024-08-08 07:33:29