aldroidia

I like music, art, coding, dance, and combinations thereof. Capoeirista at TUCUM Edinburgh, demoscener in Slipstream. Logo by @totetmatt

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aldroid@mastodon-social.mostr.pub

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2025-03-14 12:25:55

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@nprofile…zp6v PARP

2025-03-14 11:57:18

HONK!

2025-02-23 11:21:37

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@nprofile…zp6v <3 that was daftness incarnate

2025-02-23 10:47:26

@nprofile…zp6v i randomly found this!
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/052/795/026/960/691/original/119d78f6679fbc8d.jpeg

2024-11-27 18:16:18

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@nprofile…dpy5 then what's a lungo?

2024-11-21 13:08:55

It's quite cold in the middle of the room, but it's 90 degrees in the corners.

2024-11-19 11:08:22

I'm thinking of getting breast implants and having my eyes mounted onto long extendable antennae, so I can walk into bars and go "hey buddy, my eyes are up heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere"

2024-09-15 09:04:46

stifle is an anagram of itself

2024-09-13 22:07:44

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@npub1su4…a0dw If you want a picture of the future Winston, imagine a human butt clenching on a bar of soap for all eternity.

2024-06-28 12:05:55

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@npub10zv…nz7m i have literally only just remembered that dance project. i am terrible but i will do it. maybe on a boat

2024-06-06 11:15:00

I put this fairy on her head while I glued her wings back on, and she looks so world-weary
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/569/362/951/048/512/original/9012b9b62bfa6cfe.jpg

2024-05-24 18:40:00

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/497/518/370/410/449/original/575970fcad7a4648.png

2024-04-23 17:27:29

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@npub10zv…nz7m i want to do 20

2024-04-08 08:51:03

one for sorrow
two for joy
three for a girl
four for a boy
five to speak to an operator
zero to hear your options again

2024-02-25 16:16:23

The image came to me in a dream
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/993/009/703/697/536/original/cae24f597ed52c50.png

2024-02-24 22:49:25

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@npub10zv…nz7m we should collab on some maths sometime!

2024-02-17 21:47:00

You could be watching us dance to cold storage live right now on https://twitch.tv/MountainBytes
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/948/985/460/625/303/original/ea58ad30febb640f.mp4

2024-01-31 21:01:16

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@npub1yyx…qa5g it could so easily have been a paypal indulgence

2024-01-04 12:58:43

Do I own a yacht?
No I do nacht.

2024-01-02 11:26:54

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@npub10zv…nz7m yes but what if it was aliens 👽

2024-01-02 11:19:51

gained a day, yessssss

2023-12-18 10:47:40

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@npub10zv…nz7m that is a much cuter option

2023-12-18 10:31:31

ever wanted a "skip" button in a real world conversation? simply tap the other person on the forehead and they will end their current dialogue

2023-10-18 11:32:52

years ago i invented a new meal. it's based on a combination of the danish dish "burning love" and the british dish "toad in the hole." it is a heap of mash with caramelised onions and gravy on a base of yorkshire pudding and sausage, and i call it "burning toad in the love hole."
despite having seemingly been created for the purpose of having a great name, i promise you it is delicious

2023-10-14 18:08:39

i keep pressing ctrl-b but i still can't control bees

2023-07-12 11:48:27

etymology shitposting, but kind of true. the word "jet" (as in to launch something outward rapidly) is from the old french word "jeter" which comes from the proto-indo-european base "ye-" meaning "to throw."
so anyway, the word "yeet"