Esoteria / is on Nostr

#Horror #HorrorMovies #Books #VideoGames #Puzzles junkie. He/him. I repost things I find funny and post things that I think are witty. My wife will chuckle about them every once in a while anyways. Full time father, my 21 month old boy is my life. Read pretty much everything but non-fiction and self-help books. I’m permanently crazy, thank you very much. Other than that, jack of all trades and master of none.

Last Notes

2025-03-18 02:52:23

Just playing the Devil’s advocate. What if Nicole is a real person that doesn’t understand why she keeps getting kicked out of the Fediverse? She keeps coming back, showing her best side, knowing that someone here will eventually understand and accept her, and realize what a great investment her crypto idea would be? Can’t we just look beyond the annoying messages and give her our bank account numbers?
#FediverseChickNicoleAnything
#HashTagGames

2025-03-18 01:03:10

She was a spam machine
She kept her DMs clean
She was the best damn fake woman that I ever seen
#FediverseChickNicoleAnything
#HashTagGames

2025-03-17 01:03:31

Burn this fortune before you learn something new. Your lucky number is 451.
#FortuneCookieBasedOnABook
#HashTagGames

2025-03-07 15:50:14

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@nprofile…wjfe And this is how some Texans are reacting. 🤦 Paywalled, so you get a screenshot, sorry.
https://media.horrorhub.club/media_attachments/files/114/121/924/037/991/168/original/c73a07e2d0d3c5b7.jpeg

2025-02-24 21:47:33

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@nprofile…k22k @nprofile…ulus
Nope, did not. 100% true.

2025-02-24 19:35:11

@nprofile…ulus Traveled from the US to Japan (8 hour flight) to teach a class. I was in the middle seat and the guy in front of me reclined his seat all the way back and then disappeared for 6 hours. I’m tall, so very uncomfortable. I was calling the guy all sorts of names on that flight. Finally landed and head towards the train station for another 1.5 hour ride. The same guy got on the train with me. And then he got off at the same station. Turns out he was one of my students. Had to act nice.

2025-02-07 02:11:11

Everybody calls you 7, but I say you’re a 10.
#RomanceAFictionalCharacter
#HashTagGames
https://media.horrorhub.club/media_attachments/files/113/960/165/173/149/624/original/04a9a71bcaa2ce34.jpeg

2024-09-06 01:14:52

Hannibal Lecter wanted to appear on Iron Chef just once.
#FictionalCharactersFantasy
#HashTagGames

2024-08-01 14:44:27

It’s my #birthday! One more year in my 40s, then I’ll just give up on life. 😉

2024-03-12 03:10:01

#NowWatching True Detective Season 1 on Max and it is as amazing as everyone said it would be. Is it bad that I identify with Matthew McConaughey‘s character’s outlook on life? I’m not sure I’m supposed to do that.

2024-03-12 03:10:01