KanaMauna

Faceless bureaucrat who likes dinosaurs, dogs, lobopods, space, and other sciency things. Chauffeur to canine overlords.

Mask up Buttercup.

#SJSU #Milpitas #SFBayArea #SFBA

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KanaMauna_at_sauropods.win@mostr.pub

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2024-09-20 20:50:17

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@npub1ema…z20p
Every dog's dream.

2024-09-14 04:26:23

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@npub1zle…38k8
Also, isn't the lower quality batches of base used to make chocolate ice cream because the strong flavor will cover up any off-tastes? At least that's what I have heard.

2024-08-30 20:59:41

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 I wonder what the New York Times will say if a bunch of us do a thumbs up on top of Adolph Ochs grave?

2024-08-26 01:53:46

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Sorry, people who agree with billionaire owners don’t get tough questions. It’s in the rulebook.

2024-08-25 17:55:43

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Death to the Algorithm!

2024-08-19 09:24:23

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@npub1zdp…vqv8
Them fighting words.

2024-08-16 21:55:57

#FreeKisses
#DogsOfMastodon
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2024-08-06 23:12:01

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Plus now you needed Xitter account just to look at the press release. Great going guys, pick a site that automatically excludes big chunk of your potential audience. No wonder I never perused your site.

2024-08-06 00:45:49

Stay safe, #costco.
#AraNet4
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2024-08-02 03:15:33

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Who amongst us hasn’t gone into a blind rage when our favorite coffee shop closes early.

2024-07-29 16:23:08

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@npub1nac…0mta
Can’t see what you choose not to look at.

2024-07-10 16:42:26

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@npub1zdp…vqv8
I hate those long post. Most of my browsing is done on my phone so hitting one of those posts is absolute murder on the fingers trying to get beyond it.

2024-07-06 19:38:48

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 I believe that the happy couple ate several of the wedding party. The solo woman is clearly a 70s android.

2024-07-01 22:43:54

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Throw in a little COVID-related neurological damage and you may as well be having a discussion with your cat.

2024-06-29 16:43:46

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 True that.

2024-06-25 07:35:13

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@npub1wfd…68tj
Oh yeah, this magazine has got Brown's "Arena". Sorry, that's a way better story.

2024-06-12 02:57:19

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@npub1zle…38k8 Oops, sorry, carry-on.

2024-06-12 02:48:14

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@npub1zle…38k8 Fish wrapper

2024-06-02 18:04:38

#Bloomscrolling
#silentsunday
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2024-05-25 10:41:17

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@npub1zdp…vqv8
Have dogs so not only am I running a B&B, I’m also a physical trainer and an event coordinator.

2024-05-23 22:51:23

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Mad, no. Terrified, yes, because human history shows us that there will be few peaceful encounters in space.

2024-05-21 22:31:51

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Imagine their outrage if a Biden ad had featured Soviet worker councils.

2024-05-14 23:49:41

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@npub1zdp…vqv8
1 clam. Everyone has to share.

2024-05-14 03:06:16

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@npub19fc…ay3c The dude didn’t even check in with his relatives back at home for 20 years. And as soon as he realized the rebels were near Tatooine it was definitely time to drop in on family. Or carpetbomb them.

2024-05-08 01:09:16

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@npub19fc…ay3c
It also features the most exciting claw machine game sequence in cinema.

2024-05-05 23:22:08

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 It’s ants all the way down.

2024-05-05 16:37:15

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 MAGA beliefs

2024-04-30 23:45:55

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Cats aren’t real, just like birds aren’t.

2024-04-26 16:32:45

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@npub19fc…ay3c I’m still waiting for universal health coverage.

2024-04-24 03:05:39

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@npub1c57…awu5
Jorch and Chunus are narcs. Pass it on.

2024-04-21 03:34:53

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Wonder what they dream about.

2024-03-29 00:42:55

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@npub19fc…ay3c
Hate to break it to you, but you're in for a shock come September.

2024-03-27 22:51:01

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@npub1uul…dkn7
Didn't have negative leap-seconds on my bingo card.

2024-03-27 22:24:29

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@npub153s…cvd9
And at age 82. He experienced what he denied others.

2024-03-21 23:14:54

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Considering that we’re likely to drive the Indian Rhino into extinction, future civilizations might assume that the statue is a trophy of our conquests.

2024-03-11 15:38:19

Aggressive gaslighting by who ever #Apple gets their weather forecast from. Not only did they not forecast the rain in south #SFBA, over 4 hours into the storm they still have not reported the rain and claim that it is currently “partly cloudy”.
🤦‍♂️ #cawx

2024-03-10 03:31:22

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@npub1zdp…vqv8
"I never thought leopards would eat my face," says man who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

2024-03-08 20:26:52

Pansies
#Bloomscrolling
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2024-03-03 17:09:27

#CDCsays only take two hours off for your relatives’ funeral. We don’t want to negatively impact your employers’ productivity.

2024-03-02 05:44:20

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@npub1esh…5fqz
Someone found something stupider than truck nuts.

2024-02-27 03:46:31

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@npub1zdp…vqv8
The cop feared for his life, which means most houseplants are smarter than him.

2024-02-14 04:12:35

#CDCsays it’s perfectly safe to drink tea on balconies when visiting Russia

2024-02-14 03:33:05

The #CDCsays the Broad Street pump has the best tasting water

2024-02-14 02:37:39

#cdcsays Washing hands after using the bathroom slows down workers from getting back to their station. Bathrooms are also optional. Let the workers urinate in any corner, on food if necessary. Just being realistic.

2024-02-08 18:09:24

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@npub1zdp…vqv8
Retirement is for the rich

2024-02-04 21:23:08

No power since breakfast. PG&E can’t give an estimate and their outage map keeps crashing. Just awesome. #poweroutage #pge #sfba #milpitas

2024-01-29 19:08:52

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@npub1ema…z20p The view yesterday a few miles down the road in #HMB
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2024-01-29 04:02:42

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@npub1vyt…mgjn
64 is a very precise number. Are we talking goose length, width, height, wingspan, or volume? And which subspecies? And how did these Canadian Geese wind up in Jerusalem any way?

2024-01-26 15:16:53

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@npub1mgu…5k75
Between the maskless coworkers who only seem to show up at work long enough to catch their next infection, braindead suicidal politics, and bizarro freeway driving, I can tell the future will be lit.

2024-01-17 00:34:16

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@npub10av…r788 What a crybaby. Maybe he could’ve bought a bigger stake in Tesla if he hadn’t just wasted his cash on buying/burning Xitter.

2024-01-15 10:57:09

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@npub1psd…9sr7 I rode the Chanel hovercraft to England in ‘82. The cabin noise was so loud we had to shout at eachother and the vibrations made reading impossible. We then got stuck in Dover unable to return due to high winds and had to wait a day for a space on a ferry back to France. Good times.

2024-01-14 17:54:07

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 It’s the Masonic handshake of botany.

2024-01-11 03:46:03

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Chimps have entered the chat.

2024-01-10 03:40:12

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Disney’s finest hour. /s

2024-01-01 00:07:30

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@npub1sdk…0kgj @npub1ce4…ecc3 @npub1ku6…5t4e
I think you have the wrong attachment.

2023-12-27 04:00:24

I can tell #Xitter is accelerating its crash because the numbers of #Covidiots here on Mastodon is growing rapidly.

2023-12-21 00:14:09

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@npub1852…x2gm
She's huge and has weird eyes?

2023-12-16 06:45:25

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@npub1typ…c8hh
Trying to grab some cash before they destroy their marketplace by completely flooding the zone. Awesome.

2023-12-06 20:42:11

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@npub1typ…c8hh We had to replace our garage door and the contractor had a big monstrous truck to carry all his gear. Yet he told us he was looking to switch to a small truck similar to my son’s so he could back up into garages and use the bed as a work platform.

2023-12-02 22:18:40

Raindrops on a poinsettia
#rain
#poinsettia
#Bloomscrolling
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2023-11-28 05:51:13

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@npub1f6s…y8ra
Camouflage mode engaged.

2023-11-18 01:08:14

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@npub1zdp…vqv8
That's why we eat them, as vengeance for all the ages dinosaurs hunted our ancestors.

2023-11-14 15:11:58

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 More of a coffee table design IMO.

2023-11-13 23:45:37

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 I work in an office but almost all my meetings are virtual. I should just stay on DST and adjust my winter work schedule appropriately.

2023-11-13 03:17:01

No waspcats were harmed in the making of this movie. #monsterdon

2023-11-08 23:57:53

Another day, another commute wasted after an important meeting is rescheduled due to "that cold that is going around."
#CovidIsNotOver

2023-10-29 21:10:26

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 That heart of Franklins wouldn’t even pay for a month rent of a studio in most places.

2023-10-29 21:01:13

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Messed up that I immediately knew what you meant.

2023-10-24 02:25:43

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@npub1r7v…qwpu Al Bundy as dad? 😀

2023-10-18 02:35:29

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@npub1hyl…gpu3 Planet of the apes?

2023-10-18 02:19:58

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@npub1r7v…qwpu That’s a tough one. Probably London Calling but iTunes says I play Combat Rock more.

2023-10-14 15:47:17

Reflection off of a decoration. #eclipse #sfba
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2023-10-09 15:27:59

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 I’m pretty sure it’s always been there, since the beginning.

2023-10-09 00:20:39

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@npub1gmx…atcq Glad I’m not the only person who never forgot this piece of art.

2023-10-06 03:02:11

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 There is no rational explanation.They are insane.

2023-10-05 01:24:33

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@npub1hyl…gpu3 At least three out of four of those couples are cannibals.

2023-10-02 22:52:39

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Well that’s completely idiotic. If those advertisers have so much money to throw away on Amazon, why don’t they just give it to me?

2023-10-01 02:07:30

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Either way we would finally get a modern health system.

2023-10-01 01:59:14

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Might work.

2023-09-24 19:05:26

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@npub189n…satx It’s like they like their cosplaying medicine.

2023-09-23 01:04:02

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@npub1gmx…atcq
I refuse to call this behavior normalcy. I call it Vichy.

2023-09-09 19:18:17

Tongue roll
#bleptember
#dogsofmastodon
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2023-09-07 00:31:38

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@npub1su4…a0dw WTF? #Nissan tracks sexual activity, and presumably views it?

2023-08-30 00:11:55

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 These guys were totally not summoning a demon. #demoncore
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2023-08-27 23:06:14

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@npub18lj…80hq Twilight Zone. Very few happy endings.

2023-08-25 02:42:51

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@npub1zle…38k8
“We’re sanitizing our buses and our buildings”
Over three years into this mess and there’s STILL hyping this theater.
#COVIDisAirborne

2023-08-19 15:57:00

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@npub1hyl…gpu3 Tron Legacy. Oakley had a tie-in: https://www.selectspecs.com/blog/tron-legacy-oakley-special-edition-gascan-3d-glasses/

2023-08-19 07:50:46

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@npub1hyl…gpu3
Sunglasses, an item that was not part of the original movie's costumes.😂

2023-08-19 01:17:11

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 they’d look perfect on a Christmas card

2023-08-11 14:45:19

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Oh, so that’s what the 💩 emoji is translated into English.

2023-08-03 03:15:43

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@npub1zdp…vqv8
But when the red light does come on you are always at the farthest point in your loop from home.

2023-07-30 05:10:23

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Now imagine being sent to Mars as a colonist by this doofus.

2023-07-28 03:18:37

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@npub18lj…80hq LOTR. As a kid, it was just a baroque high fantasy book. A while back I read it out-loud to my school-age children and it was very different than I remembered. Most battles and fight scenes are only a few pages long. The books are really a WWI travelogue written by an author suffering from PTSD.

2023-07-23 17:58:07

Hibiscus. #silentsunday #Bloomscrolling
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2023-07-18 16:54:07

“This is AWESOME grass!”
#DogsDeepThoughts
#HashtagGames
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2023-07-12 18:51:08

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@npub156n…mvgw
Yes, still do. There's been no real improvement in the situation in 2 years. At work many of my coworkers wander around maskless, get sick for a week or two, come back, and again wander around maskless until they get sick yet again. It's like working in a zombie movie.

2023-07-04 20:31:13

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Well, he was also lying and was using the excuse he thought users would believe.

2023-07-03 22:53:02

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Her father was a king of Sparta and still alive at the time! Talk about not keeping in touch with your parents.

2023-07-03 22:50:20

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 The hole in the roof for the branches would make winter fun.

2023-06-19 02:22:53

No pods were harmed in the making of this movie. #monsterdon