sam henri gold

product designer working on the official Mastodon mobile apps (among other things @lickability). web3 is shockwave • 🏳️‍🌈🗽💿

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npub1jw7sx442tqtljpepr8e78vdhvsxehg5dte93hl76ua4842pudjrq8huuqs

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samhenrigold_at_hachyderm.io@mostr.pub

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2024-08-15 10:48:52

repeat after me: a shitty app icon you make will always be better than an AI generated one you willed into existence

2024-08-11 01:48:26

alright who will i be seeing at xoxo this year

2024-08-09 18:54:08

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@npub1sy6…5dxr cybersecurity is my passion

2024-08-09 18:46:04

saw a very cool, totally bulletproof captcha today on the USPS website. it just repeats the same image four times and one random element has a different image.
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/933/546/397/764/164/original/3165fbb510fc4b54.png

2024-08-07 02:02:16

nate silver and jim cramer should start a consulting firm where their specialty is being wrong about everything all of the time

2024-08-06 23:05:10

i just know vance is punching the air right now

2024-08-06 13:41:03

sorry EU but the future is now
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/915/360/090/400/437/original/f6c530dd9f3136a8.jpeg

2024-08-06 13:39:00

someone else parked https://harriswalz.com but at least it’s a pretty good landing page

2024-08-06 11:16:22

tim walz’s DUI outfit is the same outfit as everyone at Config this year
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/914/790/897/670/052/original/ca1d75f83f9eddad.png

2024-08-04 10:14:36

just learned IUDs are not the same as IEDs are not the same as IDEs

2024-08-01 08:33:50

gander reveal
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/885/840/294/680/974/original/3e758a18e8fb1440.jpeg

2024-07-31 22:43:39

i just assembled a mini letterpress toy ama
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2024-07-31 11:36:52

✅ Childless
❌ Cat
❌ Lady
✅ Miserable at own life and choices
✅ Want to make the rest of the country miserable

2024-07-26 17:08:32

if lab diamonds are so great why can't i eat them

2024-07-23 13:41:03

abusing amazon’s LLM as a form of tactical subversion
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/836/087/779/695/045/original/6faa11c6b790601f.jpeg

2024-07-22 12:37:36

yeah nothing happened on sunday
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/830/175/766/531/955/original/b7fe8b906fb51b3c.mp4

2024-07-18 11:11:06

idk man i don’t think divine intervention gets any clearer than this
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/807/186/395/944/008/original/35472f0e4e90608a.png

2024-07-17 10:59:58

For a brief moment I felt something inside
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/801/479/703/361/462/original/a8c5de8c88adbbf5.mp4

2024-07-17 10:38:51

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then you open up the message that they were so hellbent about ONLY sending through “secure channels” and it’s like “we updated our privacy policy”

2024-07-17 10:37:55

I don’t understand why banks have a little terrible inbox in their web apps. They send me an email that says “There’s a message waiting for you in your Wells Fargo inbox”.
You literally just sent me a message to the inbox I actually use.

2024-07-16 18:48:10

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@npub1sdu…w074 what's done is done

2024-07-15 14:32:47

i have some updates. things acquired so far:
- linen archival file boxes for boring tax/lease stuff
- a little letterpress toy https://www.japantrendshop.com/otona-no-kagaku-mini-letterpress-printing-press-p-4584.html
- this NYC subway table lamp https://onlyny.com/products/mta-table-lamp?variant=41377906196564
https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/112781401316175588

2024-07-13 23:18:19

are we talking cubic liters or what
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/781/734/429/904/436/original/f360ba2dd3f0c43b.png

2024-07-13 21:56:29

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so far, i have two ideas and they’re both bad:
- buy every A Book Apart book because they have rainbow spines and it’ll look pretty on my shelf
- a purely decorative G4 cube
i need your collective help so badly

2024-07-13 21:53:32

alright, my bedroom is also my office and i don’t like feeling like it’s the same room, so i bought this ikea shelf as a room divider. i now have to fill it with stuff. i’m open to suggestions. books, design stuff, tech, plants, idk
i do not have a budget as i am bad with money.
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/781/401/058/912/170/original/bcdbc2e031c87783.jpeg

2024-07-13 21:31:01

and the rich become richard

2024-07-12 18:41:16

haven’t used it in a year so it just reads as unbelievably passive aggressive
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2024-07-12 14:21:11

just fell out of a coconut tree what’d i miss

2024-07-11 02:17:33

wild that katy perry is trying so hard to prevent a third consecutive flop era and THIS is the solution she cooked up. woman empowerment song produced by (checks notes) Dr Luke. sister this is beyond garbage.
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/765/452/255/082/448/original/e59e490cb4e883ae.mp4

2024-07-06 21:31:00

with in rem cases, it’s fun to imagine a federal prosecutor at one table and an absolute heap of boxes stacked behind another table with a public defender.
“your honor, it’s obvious that these clacker balls are just waiting to cause serious injuries to innocent children.”
“Objection, speculation.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Article_Consisting_of_50,000_Cardboard_Boxes_More_or_Less,_Each_Containing_One_Pair_of_Clacker_Balls

2024-07-03 23:14:59

oh hey @npub16f0…wn70 you look different. something with your hair?

2024-07-03 16:30:53

seeing a lot of discourse about the teenage engineering guy. but i think user feedback is critical: you must tell your individual users what you think about them, entirely unprompted. i’ve read so many users to absolute filth and im a better designer for it 💖💖💖
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/723/509/211/940/860/original/3329ab353950dc78.jpeg

2024-06-26 02:15:15

I’m at #Config2024 all week! Come say hi — I have a giant, goofy box of stickers & pins with a sneak peek of the all-new @npub16f0…wn70 branding 🤫
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/680/508/576/771/310/original/af469600f5d95121.jpeg

2024-06-22 21:11:25

i know this is the wrong takeaway from this page but man what a sucky bunch of flags and logos. vexillologically atrocious https://www.dni.gov/nctc/ftos.html

2024-06-17 01:16:31

ADDERALL HAS BEEN ON BACK ORDER FOR THREE FUCKING YEARS. JUST MAKE MORE. THIS IS NOT THE ECONOMY. JUST PRINT MORE ADDERALL. I SPENT 2 HOURS ON HOLD WITH VARIOUS PHARMACIES TO GET A SCRIPT REFILL. I CERTIFIABLY, MEDICALLY DO NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR THIS. https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/4723163-cdc-disruptions-adhd-medicine-after-100m-fraud-arrest/

2024-06-15 21:31:01

damn we really gotta hire a linux person. or at least a crontractor.

2024-06-15 13:59:36

CVS supports passkeys and you can create one after you log in. but they don’t let you actually sign in with passkeys. so each time you have to do email, password, then two step with SMS. and then it asks you if you wanna use a passkey. which is a really cool UX.

2024-06-14 18:46:00

living but sure as shit ain't laughing or loving

2024-06-11 13:04:18

yeah yeah join the club honey
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2024-06-10 18:53:14

I feel like I’m in the minority here but whenever I get a message that’s very clearly AI written, I feel like my time is being disrespected by making me read these empty words. I don’t love that it’s now just baked into the system. Just tell me what I need to know. Wanna schedule a meeting? Cool. I don’t need to read three paragraphs of statistically likely junk.

2024-06-10 12:04:40

Consumer features are great but I'm really, really hoping for the gap between SwiftUI and UIKit to get narrower this year. It really is the future of the platform but it sucks that you have to dive below the surface and introspect away some silly behavior that isn't exposed to you by default. #WWDC24

2024-06-10 10:40:01

really makes you think https://cursormuseum.com/

2024-06-09 19:08:10

checking in on europe right now:
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/588/232/279/392/675/original/43e4cf803575a21c.mp4

2024-06-08 21:31:04

from the archives
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2024-06-08 16:43:19

do i dare
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2024-06-06 11:25:46

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The emails, top to bottom, were from 10:27, 10:26, 10:26

2024-06-06 11:25:06

so needy, good lord
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2024-06-05 15:15:52

cybertruck
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2024-06-04 13:41:01

yeah I'm using HTML 6. my uncle works for W3schools so I get all the new versions first, it's whatever

2024-06-01 16:13:40

A BOUNTIFUL BASIL AND MINT HARVEST. TONIGHT WE FEAST
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2024-05-31 01:36:31

if design has taught me anything, it’s that you should very rarely use linear algebra. ease-in-out algebra is preferred.

2024-05-30 21:08:25

it's like you can't even do crimes anymore. because of woke.

2024-05-30 21:04:08

i had to break out the antenna, that’s how you know shit’s getting real
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2024-05-30 01:37:33

the absolute euphoria i get by papering over a tough situation with “fuck it we ball”
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2024-05-28 13:41:00

zipcar should offer a non-moving option where you can just sit in a car to eat taco bell. it feels wrong eating it in an apartment. this is car food, clear and simple.

2024-05-25 21:31:00

what is machine learning if not High Intensity Integer Training

2024-05-23 21:02:16

very cool thank you gemini
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2024-05-22 16:24:25

hey if you put the version and build string in the footer of your settings tab, please make that text selectable/copy-able. alright thanks have a blessed wednesday

2024-05-22 11:37:02

survey submitted for @npub1zlr…v40u!
really hope i win the ticket lottery because i have already fully booked my flight and hotel to portland and they are non refundable

2024-05-17 15:48:54

honestly the best feature of iOS
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/457/215/542/382/423/original/6e6e7fa2e1fb7392.mp4

2024-05-15 11:25:36

are you fucking kidding me
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/444/855/600/653/614/original/1313e1f860cad4a0.jpeg

2024-05-13 11:08:51

good morning. i wrote a blog post (plea) last week because im at my wits’ end here https://lickability.com/blog/your-app-doesnt-need-a-chat-feature/

2024-05-11 12:44:53

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR. DISQUALIFIED? ARE YOU SHITTING ME????????
https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/112420178469264169

2024-05-09 20:52:50

republicans for the last 4 years
#eurovision
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2024-05-07 15:00:24

finally, logic pro for iPad 2
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2024-05-07 13:41:09

impossible to express how frequently this clip repeats in my noggin
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/400/090/218/967/683/original/8ada568dc42880e8.mp4

2024-05-05 14:01:59

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there once was a douche from Nantucket, who parked his new truck and said “fuck it.” he tried off-roading on sand, it got out of hand, now his cybertruck’s stuck and can’t budge it.

2024-05-05 13:52:01

the Nantucket Current has been chronicling the first cybertruck on the island and is making fun of them parking like a dick. this is the reason a free press is crucial to democracy.
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2024-05-03 14:50:43

(aligns a button with a nav bar) MY POWER KNOWS NO BOUNDS. GOD HIMSELF TREMBLES BEFORE ME RAAAAAAAAAAA
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2024-03-29 14:12:09

everything happens all the time
https://mastodon.themarkup.org/@themarkup/112179013901026596

2024-03-24 00:44:21

alright it took the better part of my weekend but I finally back-ported Mastodon to iOS 4
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2024-03-22 18:46:05

The iPod touch was the first Apple product I bought with my own money in 2010. While there are many things I could say, I’ll just mention how cool these Flash-based web ads were for it.
(I’ll also mention that this was for my ninth birthday and I did not have a bank card, so the specialist had to count a bunch of loose change and singles up to $200 or whatever it was)
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/140/822/971/494/358/original/aa16a3506d406901.mp4

2024-03-19 16:37:05

this is intended for the intersection on the #nyc and #tea venn diagram. if this does not apply to you, continue as you were.
alright now that they're gone, Kalustyan's (on Lexington) has such a killer assortment of teas. i was there this weekend and got a honey black tea flavored with bee pollen. it's delicious.

2024-03-18 12:47:26

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@npub1sdu…w074
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/112/116/762/870/386/677/original/9e060961c9a7eb66.mp4

2024-03-15 22:35:08

I’VE STILL GOT IT BABY. 100% ACCURACY ON THIS SPECIFIC SONG ON TAP TAP REVENGE
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2024-03-14 13:41:03

💡 UX Tips: Improving Alert Copy
Follow for more UX tips, tricks, and tips!
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2024-03-13 22:33:49

what’s the protocol for when there’s an Important Tweet? do you all want a link or just a photo
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2024-03-13 16:50:43

The Protecting Americans From Foreign Adversary Controlled Applications Act. PAFFACAA. Rolls off the tongue.

2024-03-11 12:38:04

i thought i was gonna have a crazy 20s. raves and clubbing and whatnot.
turns out im more of a “buy a bunch of yogurts to evaluate my favorite” kinda vibe
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2024-02-17 21:45:11

little fun fact for PMs considering adding this to their product: if i’m viewing a website in a browser, chances are i want to view the website in a browser. thanks!! 🙏
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2024-02-13 16:16:34

New change landing in Mastodon for Android soon! In user testing, people have expressed confusion over “why are all the handles so long?”
We're presenting handles on profile pages in a new style, with the username and server separated. Tapping the server will show you more details, along with a neat easter egg animation when you tap the rows.
@npub1970…we4s did a phenomenal job on this animation 🙏
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/111/925/067/191/187/001/original/bdd0f07ede28c979.mp4

2024-02-07 14:51:47

how, exactly, does it expect me to do this
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/111/890/759/929/967/537/original/a0c5567e29ee4874.jpeg

2024-01-03 00:29:13

https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/2/24022803/apple-vision-pro-jony-ive-zoom-eyes-sunglasses-patent
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2023-12-25 01:57:02

we’ve got a week left of 2023 and I don't know how much longer Twitter will exist into 2024. so let's settle it once and for all and find the absolute best tweet of all time. one last hurrah for the posts that changed our cultural sense of humor before that platform atrophies into dust. https://thebesttweet.com

2023-12-04 20:51:38

love the message but maybe not the right song to use as an example
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2023-09-11 12:54:25

I’d like to hock this braided USB-C cable with a power meter as one of my favorite things. i imagine this audience here is nerdy enough to appreciate it. it was some Amazon brand you’ve never heard of (Chipofy) but it’s a lovely little thing.
https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/111/046/614/147/486/220/original/5dde8b8a13f2a4c9.jpeg

2023-08-31 13:36:56

thinking about this quote once again
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2023-07-05 12:02:01

could you imagine explaining this to anyone
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2023-06-10 02:08:12

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@npub1lj7…zczx they do that for all device previews more than a few months out from launch! there was something similar on the website in the gap between January and June for the first iPhone

2023-04-06 12:35:55

why do I support right to repair? simple: i want to upload my own MIDI files to my washing machine to play when it finishes a cycle without voiding my warranty