Diogenese_Shiplap

https://poa.st/users/Diogenese_Shiplap

Fuck them jews! Just because I'm not posting stuff doesn't mean I'm not *reading* stuff.

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diogenese_shiplap_at_poa.st@momostr.pink

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2024-08-27 17:50:01

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Put electrical tape over it. Waa Laa!

2024-08-23 16:45:17

This is in my top ten list of houses.
https://i.poastcdn.org/f7e0ef17da47fa29176f251a2a8a1206df7319b960f41d75973f082cfda28726.jpg

2024-08-15 18:50:54

"Oh darling, was that a Thunderstorm Of Passion?"
"Nah... Yer waterbed sprung a leak!"
https://i.poastcdn.org/846e7b3c6f10a066b8c4a6c53d528400daf2411a86e6caa22947303c6838c1df.png

2024-07-31 22:26:37

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Me neither

2024-07-31 21:46:06

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Soon he'll be allllll alone I guess.

2024-07-29 16:42:22

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Only time I ever use headphones is in my office. NEVER in public. Even driving with loud music will make you miss the screech of brakes in an emergency.

2024-07-25 14:05:05

I know who you are!
https://i.poastcdn.org/aa1f3626da5b180b0793c36fc1c1217fca6d39fe4cb105bfc6ebeb698822da21.png

2024-07-23 16:33:06

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I discovered computers while remodeling houses. A year studying what fascinated me and I got work as an IT Tech. No college degree... Within a year I was one of the top ten Lotus Notes guys in the country, even had notes_guru at IBM as an email address. These days only mindless pajeets can get jobs in IT. The last thing they want is anybody who can think.

2024-07-22 20:48:04

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Now that's a sight I wish I'd missed.

2024-07-22 20:43:39

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Where? [Racks a shell]

2024-07-10 01:29:02

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How could they even make that cat suffer so! The bowl is clearly empty.

2024-07-07 17:38:47

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A lotta shid ends when the Boomer ends...

2024-07-07 17:15:10

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I thinj the decline is from White Families, which used to be a thing in SportzBall stadiums. You'll rarely see a White family at these events any more.

2024-07-07 16:49:27

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Y'all need to join my fantasy SportzBall league. When a season is over team with the most arrests wins. No need to actually watch that crap.

2024-07-04 21:04:05

Is it even possible to reach the Final Boss level of Fedi?

2024-07-04 15:27:49

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Heh... What happens if he poasts something to the wrong account? Like a real job to keep up with that much crap...

2024-07-04 13:21:10

I've got help today. Need to wrap bacon around 200 hotdogs and get all the grills set up. Last year I was on my own until 1pm, but there's help this time.
https://i.poastcdn.org/3070540bce745cabb2d96b7bbbff6c7bfb344362ba55ad9543b5c9c0ced37187.png

2024-07-03 19:09:26

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Then you have to announce which one you heartlessly butchered for dinner each day. That'll be fun!

2024-07-03 13:19:44

/*GM*/
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2024-07-02 22:36:19

Sun's beginning to move to the west so it's finally cooling off a bit. 5:45pm local.
https://i.poastcdn.org/d1e2dd5174141fc7184ef2dc9f438aee2b6014455bf46220dcf9f9234fb192a5.jpg

2024-07-02 16:05:37

I just want to have nice things again...
https://i.poastcdn.org/1ec2e7564a61cf810b698106b4eb11ded28db2e9a2682a0eb7056bbefa67c8cd.png

2024-07-01 21:54:12

If your church has a stage, lighting guy and musicians get out of there; it's a Satanic Cult. Find better or do Mass at home.
https://i.poastcdn.org/83a860d105a1c377c03be7d52a9e89004da7658bd05d0f5620f842a4cdd00242.png

2024-07-01 01:34:11

What pleasure is there in getting Jonny all wound up? Asking for a friend.

2024-06-30 16:25:32

I usually enjoy fluttery creatures. But there's a version of this guy around here that I do not appreciate... More black spots and less stripes, they lay eggs on the little pear tree and all airplane plants. Them fuckers can strip a plant in two nights. If I can't chase them away, they get the tennis racket...
https://i.poastcdn.org/4291c758818f1b26ff826d7003c28817f968adce07bed9c731ca8e16359dfe69.png

2024-06-30 14:42:39

We have some cherry tomato plants that got cross pollinated with jalapeños. They're quite zesty.

2024-06-29 14:56:14

So is 'Innit-poasting' a real thing?

2024-06-29 13:50:47

So what actually is a 'double nigger'?

2024-06-29 03:09:22

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Ancient phrase for faggot.

2024-06-29 01:04:47

Which are the worst meat-gazers?

2024-06-28 21:19:50

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Even aside from the jew, the conservatives are like a football team who's signature play is always punt on first down.

2024-06-28 16:06:39

When a cat is gagging up a hairball, is that the same as Hawk Tuah?
https://i.poastcdn.org/722213eec8c93430515dd5491f27f874e253d07137553294ee8e57f3c8433445.png

2024-06-27 21:40:48

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Cords are the thing. I'd like go back in time 70 years and buy 500 thread-wrapped replacement power cords. Worth a LOT today.

2024-06-27 19:50:50

The upright position of the motor is a more efficient design, but less desirable as far as using it. Not easy to use it as a hand-held. I think they're interesting.
https://i.poastcdn.org/7de9d677bb2c0b6fa28782113d4f0ff881900f2ebe86cbb4747f1c831e2b0ab7.png

2024-06-27 19:27:51

I bet with a different setup to correctly hold the bit, you could dig post holes with this beast.
https://i.poastcdn.org/7d1148e81252f0a41755271f09a5fc116cbef195f79b5e919e48f41f4f454a82.png

2024-06-27 04:35:47

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Theiall Feds. GABniggers too...

2024-06-26 19:15:00

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You should look at packages of million year old sea salt. Yep there's an expiration date. Heh...

2024-06-26 18:53:32

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Deez fools can't even do a proper car chase. Where's the screeching around corners? Where's the NPCs diving out of the way? Where's the big crash right before the feral takes off on foot? Do better, car thieves!

2024-06-26 17:42:28

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Looks like one of the Twelve Mastah Negus that rule the world. LOL!

2024-06-26 13:14:22

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>all jews go to israel
>import 6 million pigs to israel
>feed the jews to the pigs
>until they're all gone
>then nuke the pigs

2024-06-26 12:07:00

RT:
https://med-mastodon.com/users/rchusid/statuses/112682805777955817
https://i.poastcdn.org/bbf11f434c7379b03822a21bec8c2a9ad026513736c4d6d89814f77dbe2398ba.jpg
#note10x2…c3vy

2024-06-25 23:27:31

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Waiting for the crop to mature.
https://i.poastcdn.org/09563ccbd7be564e29109a0c8808b03268de01406df38f6e1bd6ef60a942c7b3.png

2024-06-25 14:18:06

Let's see if I can avoid a hell-thread for the entire day.
https://i.poastcdn.org/13f911a1442711f57fec2d3af392ee44ab822b5e7ba466b5755453309452f9f7.jpg

2024-06-25 13:57:57

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Somewhat larger and a dozen barrels per gun, let the kids have some fun!
https://i.poastcdn.org/7b28aa0b10e0f6149271b39f3882551197056e8bd3e2599247dfb164f40331b6.png

2024-06-25 02:49:45

Oh the fun we could have!
https://i.poastcdn.org/6d0cdeb13a07aa78f40a369f032d6045a6c9b503c43a5b1f11ba2aafd6fdee8d.png

2024-06-24 20:29:45

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Smart man. That way he can determine how you follow instructions as well as how the two of you interact. Old guys always test ya. Heh ..

2024-06-24 20:27:16

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We've got square dancing and yeah the kids do it too.

2024-06-24 19:48:25

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>first date
>very first thing
>say 'it's the jews'
>see what happens next

2024-06-24 12:58:10

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Sinful that those non-Patriots would be so slovenly!

2024-06-24 00:47:48

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And I'm glad he's gone to de Great Muddalann in de Sky...

2024-06-23 22:50:28

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Yeah, I think that it's funny myself.

2024-06-23 22:46:45

Oh! Almost forgot! Some [account] called me a Gabnigger this morning. When I went to reread the post a bit later the [account] had deleted it. And it wasn't owl. Lulz...

2024-06-23 22:32:11

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PSA: This is a HORNT WOMEN thread. That is all. Heh...

2024-06-23 21:53:15

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And grandma's old bakelite costume jewelry the kids used to play with? Antiques Roadshow sez it's worth quite a lot...

2024-06-23 21:34:26

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Those bakelite phones were invulnerable.

2024-06-23 20:23:04

/*Random Thoughts*/
I hardly ever drink water, preferring coffee. Wife tells me it ain't the same. Pour water through coffee grounds and drink the water, does it somehow magically become *not* water?

2024-06-23 16:05:13

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You ain't black enough to be Irish these days.

2024-06-23 14:40:20

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But the soaking in water and such takes time. Basically I like to eat them but not make them.

2024-06-23 14:34:23

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They're a pain to make from raw potatoes but excellent when done with crispy edges IMO.

2024-06-23 14:29:47

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I'm sure a discerning breakfast enjoyer such as yourself has an opinion on hashbrowns. Me, I love them...
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2024-06-23 14:26:27

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Not for me. But once I bought a gallon jug of that for my son. He used up in less than a year. Heh...

2024-06-23 14:24:26

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>cook sausage patties until well done
>crumble into bits
>add eggs and scramble
>waa laa!

2024-06-23 13:39:00

GM
https://i.poastcdn.org/f8ae4d64ed997ff8daa41463f9e858ea05be75f2716e99c52385ed8b211b5bf1.png
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2024-06-23 00:14:46

>open furniture store
>stock only foot stools
>call it Ottoman Empire
>get rich...

2024-06-22 23:04:59

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Good Heavens! Don't invite them here, Owl will spazz all over for months...

2024-06-22 14:58:16

FREE LUNCH for White Folks only. Today it's corned beef sammiches.
https://i.poastcdn.org/5978a4860b728e46320faa9b3e60b31e7cf8f4691578f5e5c15e8a0538213688.png

2024-06-19 13:52:24

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What? No denial on the cinnabons???

2024-06-18 17:44:36

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Just go. When you get there just pick up someone else's drink and pretend you're drinking.

2024-06-18 12:27:46

So... Are y'all finished tattling on the supposed 'gab niggers' to your management? Didja get yer least favorite ones all defederated? It wasn't a good look for you. I bet every step I take today leaves a sticky residue of self-righteousness, it's so thick in the air around here. Have a poisonous lizard, he wants to be petted...
https://i.poastcdn.org/9ba9208d3e25fa138d06e767944f11a8518aa712e88cf4f5681b9b15fc05798e.png

2024-06-17 23:21:32

Oh Fuckity-Fuck my entire life! You [collectively] have raised the bar of Tard-ism to levels never before conceived! First it's pedo posting that's got no proof, followed by six gorillion fuckers instantly choosing sides, and now demanding the Nicene Creed of each other? Maybe take a breath and get a cup of coffee...

2024-06-17 20:56:31

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Daily

2024-06-17 20:27:03

Oh yeah? You came from where? [Insert moar insults] We hate people who came from there! Yep,you are not allowed to have previously visited that place. Never mention it again.

2024-06-17 15:32:00

Why Do Ferals Need Noise? Primarily it's fear, like whistling in the graveyard at night. They fear silence as their rudimentary brains begin to shut down without constant reminders that they should stay awake. They also see self-generated noise as an act of ownership. Dat loud-azz shid they call music means they now own the streets where you can hear it. Otherwise you'd challenge them. At least not all of them piss on the edges of their territory... But this is why the feral races need loud noise constantly.

2024-06-17 00:21:07

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That would be cool... We'd get to see some epic meltdowns.