Cactuar Joe

Opinions and art, mostly. Badly organized, check out thematicconversion.tumblr.com for art :D

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2024-10-09 00:49:17

Oh jeez they upgraded Milton back to a Category 5. That thing's ugly.

2024-08-30 22:05:59

I'm sure we're all having very busy days, but please stop and consider: Her.
Thank you.
#cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/113/053/235/357/583/770/original/bd1135cc1717d0e8.jpg

2024-08-30 22:05:59

2024-08-25 22:54:35

Once again it is Flat Fuck Fsunday #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/113/025/117/246/926/077/original/40b4c98d2773de86.jpg

2024-08-15 20:38:11

It's fun to read contentious cooking discussions because it's a good reminder that there is *literally* no objective truth when it comes to the "best" way to cook something.
"Don't soak your lasagna noodles beforehand, they'll get mushy!" I like them softer, tho
"Don't pepper your meat before you sear it, the pepper will burn!" I like the taste of burned pepper, tho
"Don't-" I know what I like and I'm doing it on purpose :D You should too :D

2024-07-31 22:28:03

A proper lady scrutinizes her onlookers. #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/112/883/454/299/166/178/original/69d980cacc811bf8.jpg

2024-07-22 14:23:26

When the human takes pictures of you and the clicking of the shutter wakes you up -_- #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/112/830/590/320/615/112/original/16d9ba9663a2e424.jpg

2024-07-21 23:18:12

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@npub1fjg…m8gs "Vote For The Better of Two Oranges"

2024-07-10 22:31:24

Anyway, a bunch of gay furries hacked The Heritage Foundation, it's a national holiday: https://www.salon.com/2024/07/10/gay-furry-hackers-claim-credit-for-heritage-foundation-cyberattack/

2024-07-07 23:38:41

Minerva wants you to know that it's playtime. #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/112/747/836/724/212/227/original/707302964125c416.jpg

2024-07-05 23:11:37

So. You've had a lousy day. You're feeling down. What movie do you watch to feel better?

2024-06-27 23:36:05

How Min looks when she's conning me out of extra dry food by pretending she doesn't like the wet food I gave her and then EATING THE WET FOOD INSTEAD OF THE DRY I GAVE HER
>:[
#cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/112/691/200/033/939/883/original/47b831cc7ed90bf0.jpg

2024-06-13 14:19:28

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Anyway, this is your reminder that Firefox Mobile allows for the installation of extensions, meaning you can have uBlock Origin on your phone browser.
Adblocking is a basic element of internet browsing hygiene. Clean your shit up.

2024-04-30 17:26:19

Trump said in an interview with Time that he doesn't think all his talk about becoming a dictator is a turn-off for American voters. That some of them *like* it.
Annoying as it is, I think he's right about that.
Hell, I don't even mean just HIS voters, either. There's people of every political stripe who would be perfectly happy with a dictator as long as it was one they personally agreed with. Which is incredibly frustrating.

2024-04-20 15:35:28

The more I think about it, the more I want a Re-Animator sequel that follows what happens to Megan after her boyfriend uses the serum on her.
I want a movie where the serum is a metaphor for bodily autonomy. I want Megan to slowly gain more control over the changes the serum makes to her undead body. As she slaughters her way through the dudes who wronged her in the 1st film, I want them to be horrified that she has control over her own flesh. That she *likes* what's happening.
#Monsterdon

2024-04-16 21:02:17

Sometimes the mis en place just looks nice ^^
#cooking #food
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/112/282/907/759/147/285/original/dd0b6914f673d964.jpg

2024-03-29 21:00:30

Min goes through cycles of loving her box and not wanting to be anywhere near it. Today, The Box Is In #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/112/180/981/437/650/355/original/d3e01f9d5c31b6f5.jpg

2024-03-17 21:55:57

When your cat tries to telepathically influence you to feed her an hour ahead of schedule. #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/112/113/254/154/200/070/original/f63f3a5809817d33.jpg

2024-03-16 13:51:59

Deep thoughts this #caturday
#cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/112/105/685/281/253/826/original/d72cc3156f7c450b.jpg

2024-03-03 21:18:07

It's important not to take things too seriously. #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/112/033/830/199/092/835/original/c88f27edb5c5588c.jpg

2024-02-22 20:53:24

Hhgh. I'm gonna be real mad if I have to move all my art off of Tumblr to avoid having it ingested by Midjourney -_-;

2024-02-07 16:56:58

I've been posting a lot of goofy Minerva pictures lately, so have a pretty Min today <3 #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/111/891/249/578/336/089/original/2044d8efb09fc34f.jpg

2024-01-25 01:26:52

It's been grey and rainy today, so Min has been like this all day long. #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/111/813/983/311/396/148/original/2ca2bc976b465aeb.jpg

2024-01-16 19:43:11

So this week on #MONSTERDON, the weekly watchalong party in which we view goofy monster movies, we'll be seeing THE EMPIRE OF THE ANTS (1977), a Bert I. Gordon pain parade featuring giant ants, alligators, and real estate fraud! Come join us on Sunday at 9pm eastern to watch some *truly* ridiculous processed shots of ants :D
It's available for free on Tubi and Plex, or you can download from archive.org right over here: https://archive.org/details/1977-eota
#Cinema #MST3k #Cinemastodon #Horror

2023-11-13 01:07:16

The time is 8pm eastern and it is one hour until your weekly cheesy monster movie watch party, #Monsterdon! If you don't want to see a bunch of jokes about bad movies, mute the tag!
This week we'll be watching The Wasp Woman (1959), a Roger Corman epic about a cosmetics executive who tries to use bee- I mean WASPS to take over the world. Definitely wasps, right? >_>
Feel free to join us, the movie is available over here: https://archive.org/details/the-wasp-woman-1959 and we start at 9pm eastern!

2023-11-06 04:04:18

The best part of #Monsterdon is the ten minutes or so after the film ends. The Mastodon equivalent of chatting in the theater while the credits roll :D

2023-11-06 01:17:14

Alright folks it is roughly an hour until the return of #Monsterdon, your weekly monster movie watch party! As always if you don't want a deluge of monster movie toots on your timeline, consider adding the hashtag to your blocklist!
This week we'll be watching DESTROY ALL MONSTERS (1968), in which Godzilla attempts to... Well, it's a descriptive title, you see. You can catch the film gratis and ad-free right over here: https://archive.org/details/destroy-all-monster-export-english-dub-criterion
We start at 9pm Eastern! Be there or be DESTROYED!

2023-10-18 19:39:38

Have you thought about Minerva today? Now you have. #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/111/257/709/460/244/242/original/7a867d573660fb51.jpg

2023-10-14 13:38:20

Minerva would like to know why I won't bring the sun out today. It's supposed to be out, c'mon human, bring out the sun. #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/111/233/638/770/345/827/original/29c962db3d745a22.jpg

2023-09-28 17:14:52

THE CAT IS IN HER COZY BED IT'S FALL #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/111/143/894/608/313/005/original/babad0d5aa2ceefd.jpg

2023-09-11 20:17:11

Too hot today -_- #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/111/048/351/562/985/811/original/4b5ade13ebe87c72.jpeg

2023-08-28 02:45:04

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@npub14d7…dm4s Watching the first couple seconds on a loop :D

2023-08-27 23:48:44

Alright folks we got a little more than an hour until #Monsterdon, so this is your warning! Activate yer blocks if y'gottem!
This week's movie is OCTAMAN, which... appears to be about a marauding humanoid octopus? Strangely, not the stupidest concept we've seen.
If you want to join in mocking this hilariously bad movie, you can watch it free right over here: https://archive.org/details/octaman-1971-classic-creature-feature
We start at 9pm Eastern sharp! Be there or we'll call the Fish Police! #MST3k #Cinema #Cinemastodon #horror

2023-08-18 15:31:39

What do you mean lunch isn't for a half an hour? #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/110/911/333/468/171/828/original/46d2aace3368c63e.jpeg

2023-07-12 20:45:56

Too many people in the house today. #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/110/703/065/517/092/509/original/7b74d558749d9704.jpeg

2023-07-01 14:25:15

"If you won't let YouTube/Twitter/Whatnot show you ads, how do you expect them to survive!"
Man, it ain't my job to make sure a multibillion dollar corp is profitable. Adblocking is self defense.

2023-06-16 14:08:03

Oh yeah, perfect kitty photo composition :D #cats #catsofmastodon
https://cdn.masto.host/retropizza/media_attachments/files/110/554/278/613/113/700/original/c6636949cc8a758f.jpeg

2023-06-15 18:41:30

OH THEY TURNED OUT GOOD THANK GOD #art #mastoart #dogs #cats
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