Gr8day / is on Nostr

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2024-08-27 02:37:13

This morning my son said, "My ear hurts."
I said, "Inside or outside?"
So he walks outside and says, "both."
Moments like this got me wondering if I'm saving too much for college.

2024-07-20 19:57:57

Why age gracefully when you can age like an old cheese...
Full of character and slightly offensive?

2024-06-17 14:48:08

My email password has been hacked again. 😐
That's the 3rd time I've had to rename the cat.

2024-06-07 00:19:25

Stop blaming yourself and others.
Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

2024-05-26 21:42:08

If there's watermelon, shouldn't there be earthmelons, firemelons, and airmelons? The elemelons.

2024-05-26 21:42:08

If there's watermelon, shouldn't there be earthmelons, firemelons, and airmelons? The elemelons.

2024-04-20 17:22:43

People who confuse the words "burro" and "burrow" don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

2024-04-18 18:14:35

I just saw on the news that a man has discovered how to do origami backwards.
More on this story as it unfolds . . .

2024-03-31 01:24:18

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of Chapstick......
She still isn't talking to me.

2024-02-12 15:28:07

Told my wife she needed to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.

2024-02-10 21:59:21

Yesterday I ate a clock. It was very time-consuming.
Especially when I went back for seconds.

2024-02-07 14:02:26

Just helped my neighbor bury a rolled up carpet in the woods. Her boyfriend would've done it, but he's out of town.

2024-02-05 18:17:14

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

2023-10-03 15:42:35

"Orion's Belt is a big waist of space."
Terrible joke, only three stars.

2023-08-23 17:34:25

Domino's: "Do you want your pizza delivered?"
Me: "Yes, please. I HATE liver."