Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, DE sometime in 1959.

👉 Potty mouth. 👈

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Last Notes

2024-02-26 07:21:40

#Audrey
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2024-02-22 17:44:05

🤣 She found a ring of some sort to play fetch with. It's her new favorite.
#HarleyQuinn #KittyFetch #GoodDog #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
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2024-02-20 22:09:51

Horror Story
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2024-02-19 09:23:59

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@npub1mmf…eknq
😜 Not you, and not him, but all the other yahoos. You'd think I was livestreaming hanging a kitten!

2024-02-19 09:16:08

I mean, why the fuck should I put a CW on a post if y'all are gonna give me shit about it anyway? 🖕

2024-02-18 20:01:38

I just wanna say...
Thank you to all the sys.admins that are dealing with the current shitshow, and keeping the shitflow off our timelines.
It's tedious work, for not much reward, and even less recognition... a "cleaner" instance is about it.
I want you, sys.admin moderation person, to know that I, personally, appreciate what you're doing.
I raise my bong to you.

2024-02-16 12:18:02

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@npub1d4h…2ta7
I think a direct correlation exists between the "rise in robberies and extortion" in Mexico, and the increasingly "ignorant redneck fuck" posturing of Texas.
I have no data to back this up.

2024-02-15 20:18:24

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@npub1wpj…7m4z @npub1y7x…jrl4 @npub1tlm…sp2j
Same, but opposite. Grossly oversimplified:
I think civilizations spring up "all the time," get to the point where we are now (consuming our planet like a cancer), and kill themselves before they can "leave the house."
It's possible that it's already happened before, within our solar system, in the past 2 billion years.
*points to Venus, Mars, Titan, and Pluto (as an artifact) as candidates*
EDIT: I should have read further. 🤣

2024-02-15 19:53:22

Do androids dream of electric #Audrey?
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2024-02-14 09:01:16

All done. 😜 Taking a break at the bus stop to smoke before hitting the train station proper. I got a ½ hour.
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2024-02-12 14:58:41

#Mosstodon #LichenSubscribe #Bloomscrolling
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2024-02-11 21:59:17

#Poohpaganda
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2024-02-11 13:39:36

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@npub19t0…27rf
🐐 +1! 🐐
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2024-02-10 12:36:24

#Mosstodon
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2024-02-10 10:20:57

Panorama view from the dock where I sit.
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2024-02-09 13:08:46

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@npub1ccn…czwu
😜 No. *YOU* (🇺🇸) only have 2 options.
We (and most of the rest of the democratic world that have elections this year) have several.
🤣 For example, I'm registered Pirate. 🏴‍☠️
@npub14qy…07j6 @npub1fw3…dfpe

2024-02-09 13:08:46

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2024-02-09 12:55:01

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@npub14qy…07j6 @npub1fw3…dfpe @npub1ccn…czwu
*slap*
Get your ass to a voting booth.
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2024-02-05 10:39:10

#SurvivorAU s11e04, and #SaturdayNightLive s49e11, have both finished downloading.
Which to watch first?
*flips a coin*
#Survivor 🇦🇺 it is.
Which also means... toast in the toaster, #RoundSideDown.
🏴‍☠️

2024-02-04 07:43:25

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@npub1gl8…q5y9
*evil grin*
As do I. Kinda.
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2024-02-02 23:21:37

Harley (top) and Emma (in house) chill in the Leaning Cat Tree.
#HarleyQuinn #EmmaPeel #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
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2024-02-01 18:32:51

For the record, I stole the "round side down" bit from George Carlin* (RIP). Those who have heard it know.
* at least, I remember hearing it from him. This was 50 years or so ago, and I've smoked a lot of weed in the ensuing decades, a LOT, so I may be misremembering. 🤣

2024-01-29 13:19:13

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@npub12wu…4lwz @npub17l0…gp4a @npub1kq3…hlps @npub1ccn…czwu @npub1ugl…wx5l
🤣 There's a lot to upack there...
Lot boinked his daughters, too.
Well, technically, his daughters got him drunk, and boinked him.
I'm not sure if this was before or after he gave them (his daughters) to the townspeople so they (the townspeople) wouldn't rape the holy men who were visiting Lot.
But, knowing how alcohol effects my own penis, I'm reasonably certain he woulda been cognizant of daughter dearest applying ministrations.
#BibleStories

2024-01-29 11:59:48

#Audrey
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2024-01-28 08:21:00

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@npub1f6s…y8ra
Speaking of shadow people...
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2024-01-28 08:14:10

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@npub1mmf…eknq
More predictions for 2024.
The spray out the vent is *chef's kiss*.
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2024-01-27 13:48:58

UNTITLED 1448
Nuggets in the air fry.yerrrr
Gonna get 'em in my tummy
Hear it go whirr whirr whirr
Gotta get 'em in my tummy
Heatin' up some water
Gonna get tea into my tummy
🛎!
Mmrnrmm rnn
Mmmf nn rrrmn
*swallow*
Delicious
#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🌶
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2024-01-24 19:44:08

Flick! Zoom!
Harley returns the pill blister
Flick! Zoom!
Harley returns the pill blister
Flick! Zoom!
Harley returns the pill blister
Flick! Zoom!
Harley is part Golden Retriever
She zooms
Now she sleeps
In the bathroom sink
#HarleyQuinn #KittyFetch #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
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2024-01-21 08:22:16

@npub1p5q…w2sf
Draw for us photo realistic Audrey Hepburn wearing a toga and riding a walrus.

2024-01-21 07:36:22

@npub1p5q…w2sf
Draw for us Audrey Hepburn wearing a toga and riding a walrus in the style of Pablo Picasso.

2024-01-21 07:20:27

@npub1p5q…w2sf
Draw for us Audrey Hepburn wearing a toga and riding a walrus in the style of Leanardo DaVinci.

2024-01-21 07:09:45

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@npub1wpj…7m4z
Being a buttinsky. Here ya go.
@npub1p5q…w2sf
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2024-01-19 23:36:52

🎶 I know what cats like
I know what cats want 🎵
#YoshiOneEye #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
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2024-01-19 08:46:28

#Audrey
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2024-01-15 16:09:55

La la la... I'm just a can opener.
#Humba #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
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2024-01-14 15:08:21

He heard the scoot-chair pull in.
*sigh*
I suppose this is what I get for always getting the "good" cat food.
I'm just furniture.
#Humba #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
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2024-01-13 15:39:06

Lazy Caturday.
#HarleyQuinn #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
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2024-01-12 22:10:45

So I'm watching Avalanche Sharks...
It's worse than I thought it would be. 🤣 So much worse.

2024-01-12 08:33:12

Love knows no boundaries.
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2024-01-10 07:27:24

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another subzero morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Dunno, man. It's quickly becoming each day rolling into the next again. Blä.
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2024-01-08 09:39:42

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@npub14ka…um78
Wasn't Skippy a kangaroo in the Aussie version of Lassie? Or am I hallucinating a past that never was?

2024-01-07 22:03:16

Play with me!
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2024-01-07 21:55:15

😜 Harley plays fetch with a bottle cap again.
#HarleyQuinn #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
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2024-01-07 20:41:38

😜 Even tho I'm "retired" as a #Bassist, I still have 6 or 8 basses laying around, depending if you call the 75% completed projects basses or not.
Even so, I'm still ready to go at a moment's notice. #HaveBassWillTravel
If anyone in the Frankfurt/Mainz/Wiesbaden area is interested in a Fender Rumble 100 (new version) in excellent shape, with cover, at a decent price, lemme know. 🤣
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2024-01-02 09:37:10

I wonder if 🚀boi/Shitter can be held legally/financially liable for deaths and damages resulting from Japan's Alert System feed being shut off over API limits?
Someone with international legal expertise might find a nice, fat, shiny lawsuit there.
Just sayin'.

2024-01-02 07:48:57

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@npub1ddp…2tax @npub1ugl…wx5l @npub1ffl…tv7d
I'm a big fan of the French method.
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2024-01-01 18:40:15

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@npub16hp…87l4
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2023-12-30 11:32:33

I keep bringing up tigers because there's a home for retired circus tigers on the next hill over. 🐅 There is a not zero chance of me randomly encountering a tiger in my tootles. 🐅 That will be the day I find out, one way or another, if the #ButtSmell effect is cross-species across felines.
https://www.tiger-garten-waldeck.de/

2023-12-25 21:50:15

#SilenceOfTheLambs
Could this be the perfect sleeper Christmas movie?
Empfohlen aus der TV SPIELFILM App:
Heute | 23:05-01:15 | kabel eins | Das Schweigen der Lämmer https://www.tvspielfilm.de/tv-programm/sendung/,65670d1f7d8d19552a8bc130.html
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2023-12-24 17:16:52

#Audrey
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2023-12-23 20:03:02

When I first came [back] to Germany, I lived in the Bahnhof quarter of Frankfurt, where prostitution is legal, and rampant.
The first "street talk" I learned was from sex workers, and one of the first phrases I heard, often, was "bist du geil?", or "are you horny?"
This has led to "geil" being indelibly imprinted into my brain as "horny."
It was only later that I learned that the more common usage is "cool."
😜 When TV commentators say something's "cool," I hear it's "horny."
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2023-12-22 12:09:19

Waiting for the bus, which I am now on.
I expect to be home around 2:30ish.
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2023-12-21 17:00:31

#Audrey
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2023-12-21 07:54:59

Happy Solstice, everyone!
#TheRealReasonForTheSeason
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2023-12-13 10:24:11

Waiting for my jabs. 💉
I appear to be the only one here.
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2023-11-26 15:32:22

Not our cat Humba visits once again. No leftovers were available, so I gave him fresh.
#Humba #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon
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2023-11-26 14:45:02

Only 6 more months until #Eurovision2024!
#Eurovision

2023-11-26 14:20:17

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@npub1vyp…aghx
Bike. Walk. Horse.
Your argument is "but my convenience!", and falls on deaf ears. Our convenience is what landed us here.
I'm just saying more, smaller cars isn't a good answer.
Do what ya want, I'm not your dad.

2023-11-26 14:02:33

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@npub1vyp…aghx
Moreso than 2 or 3 more cars on the road. Per village.
More/smaller cars is not the answer.

2023-11-26 12:51:48

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@npub1vyp…aghx
Counterpoint: people should use public transport, and invest in public transport infrastructure.
#FuckYourCar
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2023-11-25 23:36:19

Of course I'm the type of person that has a bag of googly eyes laying around, because you never know when you're going to need googly eyes.
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2023-11-25 07:16:25

I've fed the cats
I've taken my meds
I think I'll go back
And crawl into bed
It's a big bed
There's plenty of room
Come join me

2023-11-23 11:45:10

I started setting up my "office" before I remembered what day it is.
*sigh*
Have fun.
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2023-11-15 07:05:45

Audrey has had it up to here with the lack of shitposts lately. More shitposting, people!
#Audrey
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2023-11-13 20:02:23

Marzipan.
It's marzipan.
It looks like a double headed black dildo, but it's marzipan.
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed, so good thing it's marzipan.
#Marzipan
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2023-11-12 11:53:56

When someone says they're still on Shitter, all I hear is "Some of my best friends are nazis."

2023-11-12 06:49:41

#Audrey
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2023-11-11 17:27:26

Sharing my milk.
#PussyGalore #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday
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2023-11-05 13:35:59

It says #MiamiDolphins at #KansasCityChiefs, but they're playing in Frankfurt. 🙄 Whatever. I'm going to see if lying on the couch watching #NFL has the same effect as back in the day.
Namely, putting me to sleep.
Also, the NFL is racist as fuck.
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2023-11-02 07:43:44

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A grey, windy morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and being assholes.
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Today's agenda: Foment unrest.
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2023-10-27 11:47:31

Do androids dream of electric #Audrey?
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2023-10-25 14:18:35

MAKE ME FALL OFF YOUR LAP
The game is simple
Jump on my lap
I apply ministrations
Finding the spots
That make you purr
Stretch
Contort
Without concious volition
Until you slide off
I win
Or
You end the game some other way
You win
#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🐈
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday
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2023-10-23 09:04:29

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@npub1d4h…2ta7
Truth!
🤣 I put this to the test with each of our sucklings. (I'm not gonna feed my kid something I wouldn't consume myself) (I'm pretty sure I'm not the only dad who's done this)

2023-10-22 08:15:45

Love knows no boundaries.
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2023-10-19 09:46:41

#CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday #CorvidsOfMastodon #Odin #Freya #NorseMythology
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2023-10-15 09:41:28

So. This thing. This sparkly little red number.
I had originally thought to turn it into a "micro bass VI."
I've tried a few different heavy gauge strings, and tunings, but couldn't find ANY kind of lowish tuning that'll hold. It always goes wonky after a prolonged thrashing.
I've tried other tuners, it's not the machine heads.
It's not a bass. It takes up space.
🎸 Want it? It's yours.
You cover shipping, I'll pack it in a box and send. We can work details in DM.
#Basstodon #Bassist
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2023-10-14 19:38:41

Donovan/Atlantis?! 🤣
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2023-10-14 14:23:53

🤣 Do houseflys have a sense of humor?
🪰
Harley is quite the fly hunter, and there is a solitary fly that is giving her conniption fits.
She's been chasing it to no avail for a while, and it seems like the fly is purposely taunting her. 😜 It's like coyote and road runner!
#HarleyQuinn #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday 🪰
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2023-10-14 09:34:22

"Money can't buy happiness" means "the mindless accumulation of excess wealth ultimately leads to diminishing returns on happiness."
It does not mean "poor people should learn to be content without basic necessities or financial security."
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2023-10-13 19:54:17

I know how to leave kittys in a happy way.
#HarleyQuinn #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday
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2023-10-11 09:22:59

Cats and bats, oh my!
#Batstodon #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday #Catwoman #Batgirl
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2023-10-07 20:17:38

🎃 Halloween decorating tip. 💀
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2023-10-05 20:11:17

Proof of life.
#HarleyQuinn #CatsOfMastodon #EveryDayIsCaturday
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2023-10-05 06:48:17

#Truth
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2023-10-04 21:11:36

#Audrey
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2023-10-02 10:08:56

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@npub14ka…um78
Since Alberta is basically North Montana, this is par for the course.
Min wage is set by Provinces, not Ottawa, so one will get working Albertans fleeing east & west, leaving behind those reliant on the government, further exacerbating the situation.
🤣 Still, miles above the south of the border shithole.
Tall whisp'rin' pines
🎵 And hot maple syrup
Red coated mounties
🎶 Perched high in their stirrups
Hard rubber hockey pucks shot by the wing
These are a few of my favorite things...
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2023-09-29 18:46:50

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2023-09-28 06:32:55

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steaming.
Another day here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Cats are stressed right the fuck out. Normally, they'd be winding about my feet as I prepare their victuals, but not a kitty is to be found. I know why. 🤬
Why are Donald F Puppyfucker and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
#IncarcerateDonaldPuppyfucker
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 🚀boy.
Today's agenda: whatever.
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2023-09-27 09:14:41

Cleanup crew, singular, hath arriven, and.is banging the cans loudly as he empties. 🤣
Don't care. I'm appreciative, anyway, and wave.
🤣 I offered a hoot which was declined.
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2023-09-24 16:07:50

#Audrey
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2023-09-23 23:42:54

1st contact initiated by her. 😜
#HarleyQuinn #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
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2023-09-17 11:03:36

For the lassies.
#Bloomscrolling
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2023-09-16 19:42:15

Guess who's back?
#Humba #NotOurCat #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
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2023-09-16 12:46:40

Pussy Galore comes for another round of Make Me Slide Off Your Lap.
She won, again. I rarely win anymore; she's gotten wise to my ways.
#PussyGalore #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday
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2023-09-14 17:31:22

Sunset at the ol' Imperial Palace.
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2023-09-13 07:48:28

I am aware that Orca society does not overlap with Human in any way, shape, or form.
I know that Orcas have neither concept, nor concern, of our ruling classes.
I believe that Orcas attacking small vessels is a learned behavior from (my guess) a matriarch that got injured by a boat, and her pod rushed to her defense.
Nonetheless, I find #TeamOrca to be a fun thing to play with, even though it's technically a non-thing.
I shall continue to play with #TeamOrca, and Cetologists can bite me.
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2023-09-10 17:25:56

Not a single image I've seen of Puppyfucker getting the finger from the crowd at a football game has included AltText saying it's Puppyfucker getting the finger from the crowd at a football game.

2023-09-09 19:35:30

Do androids dream of electric #Audrey?
#HarleyQuinn
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2023-09-09 10:50:20

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@npub1hdj…ck09 @npub1eql…4977
Counterpoint:
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2023-09-08 06:58:34

Dear @npub1nqz…838y,
Obligatory "love your work, fan since '67."
Now, the meat of the matter.
Very few of your images have AltText/Descriptions for the blind, visually impaired, or anyone else who uses a reader.
I would love to boost these posts, as they're good stuff.
I know I have people with readers in my merry band of misfits, and I won't boost stuff that "looks like a blank wall" to them.
I think it'd be nice if you could include AltText/Image Descriptions.
signed,
A Fan
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2023-09-07 19:54:57

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@npub1k4q…3lsq
What the actual fuck.
AmeriKKKa really is a 3rd world nazi shithole.

2023-08-29 07:03:20

Random Excercycle.
#RandomShoes
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2023-08-14 07:26:33

I made some calls, and set up my next appointments in my foot journey. It's long past time to get this back on track.
Blood test this Thursday, initial orthopedic appointment on the 29th.
The only really bad part is our neighborhood here in the Palace complex, which is cobbled. Cobblestones are one of the absolute worst kinds of pavement for me to walk across: even with ortho boots my ankles threaten to twist at every step.
This may effect my rehab tremendously.
Anyway, first steps taken.