Vern McCandlish / is on Nostr

Geeky dad jokes related to dfir, malware, osint, infosec, iiot, incident response, law enforcement, empty nest, marriage, and gaming. (he/him)

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2024-09-29 11:42:06

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@npub1q5e…6c85 Instead of calling it ReRecall or ReReRecall, can we just refer to the product as ReRe?

2024-09-20 20:56:31

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@npub18c7…er9d
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2024-09-16 19:36:56

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@npub1vcl…k6t3 That's just cinnamon and sugar though, right?

2024-09-13 15:08:28

Me: I am not superstitious
Also me: I hate being the on-call incident responder on Friday the 13th.
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2024-08-13 01:04:20

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@npub18c7…er9d I would be tempted to call my mom and say, "And you said procrastination is never helpful."

2024-08-02 14:22:58

#DFIR #datascience #infosec #cybersecurity
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2024-07-21 18:12:05

"May you live in interesting times"
Look, I will be honest. This seems a little too much for one period of history. I mean, think of the children in 100 years having to break this period into multiple semesters or for it to just be revisionists into something not even close to reality.

2024-07-19 22:12:55

See, it is possible for something to bring Star Wars and Star Trek fans together, even if one series is obviously better than the other.
#crowdstrike #starwars #startrek
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2024-07-19 17:41:53

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@npub1q76…49a2 didn't drag DNS into this. DNS was innocent, this time.

2024-07-19 15:03:01

Today's nondenominational prayer:
May the IT teams have the tools necessary to quickly complete their tasks and leaders that insure they receive water, food, rest, and recognition for their efforts helping the world recover from this crisis.

2024-07-14 15:01:59

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@npub18c7…er9d He was just training an AI Ian!

2024-06-23 18:10:18

Season 15 Episode 3 of #AmericanGreed on CNBC is about #WeWork and it is really good coverage of the WeWork story.

2024-06-14 17:33:44

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@npub1vcl…k6t3 define "lose" in this statement. I may have misunderstood your intent with my first response

2024-06-06 15:28:32

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@npub18c7…er9d
IDK, Muppets might be an improvement.

2024-05-26 14:53:06

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@npub18c7…er9d Don't procrastination shame folks Ian.

2024-03-15 13:58:33

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@npub18c7…er9d
I remember being the call taker at police HQ (days before 911 centers) a bored Shift Sergeant use the word once to try and kill the boredom. Before they finished their sentence the emergency line was ringing to report what ended up being an ATV fatal accident the supervisor had to respond to. He was not happy when later I snarked, "Killed more than the boredom, didn't you?"

2024-03-15 13:52:49

New Boss: Okay, so we don't say the "Q" word?
Me: We don't joke around with that kind of power. I get anxious just talking about it.
#DFIR