Patrick 🌎

🇨🇦Canadian Emoji enthusiast 🤩 Mock Star. Big bawler. Inactivist. Also known as a busta. I never come wack on an old school track 🎸 The things you think are precious I can’t understand 🦉 🐈‍⬛ #Music #Guitar #Jazz #Jokes #Cats I hate soup 🚫

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patrickworld_at_mastodon.online@mostr.pub

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2024-09-09 19:14:44

Wow I hope he’s not ok!
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2024-09-08 17:08:27

I am actually not ready for ‘some football’ 🏈

2024-09-06 13:18:52

Sitting in my car this morning about to leave the house for work. I opened my GPS and pressed 'Home' as the destination
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2024-09-05 13:32:52

Ok but am I *really* unsubscribed?
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2024-09-04 11:07:43

I’m up, but I’m not up up 😴

2024-08-31 15:41:26

I’ve been trying to get this shot for years and I finally got it on #Caturday
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2024-08-27 12:31:34

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@npub1zak…d6uu IT’S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY

2024-08-27 12:28:03

I have reformed my band Oasis

2024-08-24 12:37:12

My wife will never tell you I’m not romantic 🥦
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2024-08-24 02:23:30

Still can’t believe ROFL Jr. dropped out

2024-08-24 02:11:03

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@npub1c57…awu5 Incredible. Kudos!

2024-08-24 02:01:46

If I ever lost an arm, I’d for sure start a Def Leppard cover band. Except I’d be the singer so everyone would be mad but they wouldn’t dare say anything to me

2024-08-23 21:17:20

🗣️ I'm sure you’ve heard the news. I am not terminating my campaign. I am simply suspending it. The genie I met in the park who gave me three wishes did not in fact have the power to make me president. I now know that it wasn’t a lamp he had me rub. My name will remain on the ballot in invisible ink

2024-08-19 22:17:27

At the dnc rn
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2024-08-17 23:00:08

Look, I’ll gladly do the groceries, but I can’t guarantee that fennel-man won’t appear afterwards
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2024-08-16 20:19:38

Like my grandfather always used to say: ‘you don’t have to listen to the whole podcast’ 👴🏾

2024-08-13 15:10:56

Sorry I'm late, there was a huge DDoS attack on my alarm clock

2024-07-13 14:43:25

I wonder if she died doing what she loved 🤔 https://wapo.st/3WkZFeD

2024-07-13 02:32:38

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@npub1sfl…gczt you know it!

2024-07-12 22:57:06

Me and the fellas, ready for the weekend 😎
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2024-07-12 13:28:19

Calling it right now: stay home with your #Cat #Friday
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2024-07-09 18:54:14

My dad died in 2015. Some of the last political discussions we had were about #Trump. He didn’t have the nomination yet. I said it wouldn’t happen. My dad said ‘those people are gonna fuck around and make that man president’ He was lucky enough to never see it come true. The next time I see him we’re gonna have a lot to talk about
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2024-07-08 13:24:00

Can’t believe I’ve had dementia since birth!
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2024-07-08 12:23:20

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 'Teeth'?! The LUXURY BONES???

2024-07-07 21:08:45

Went to the gym and did NOT skip legs!*
*got kfc on the way home

2024-07-07 04:12:28

[inaudible]

2024-07-06 18:51:58

All hail #Caturday
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2024-07-06 03:26:30

Look the fact is if my cat asked me to get her a bag of meth and a gun I totally would

2024-07-05 23:39:30

My cat is always in a rush to get outside. Most of the time it’s to sleep on a patio chair
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2024-07-05 15:52:26

It's not really that I'm 'celebrating 5 years at the company', it's more like I'm 'resigned to the fact that I haven't found anything else in 5 years'

2024-07-04 14:50:44

Banksy sucks now you guys 🤷🏾‍♂️
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2024-07-03 16:45:22

Why don’t they have CTRL+F for spices? 🤷🏾‍♂️
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2024-06-30 02:00:36

We accidentally went to a vegan restaurant and I had this amazing burger. It was made with sweet potatoes and…magic? Not sure. Anyway, it was really good 🤷🏾‍♂️
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2024-06-29 17:55:15

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@npub1sfl…gczt ambitious!
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2024-06-29 17:45:40

Why do I have to bring my ‘A game’? Can’t I just bring ‘a game’
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2024-06-27 23:09:23

Sure ok I’ll watch the debate
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2024-06-26 21:31:32

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@npub1zak…d6uu 😅

2024-06-26 21:24:41

My neighbour asked me about a tree cutting service we used recently and if it was expensive. I said 'oh yeah; the guy took out his chainsaw and it said Cartier on the side'. She went 'really?!' and I said 'um, no, I was kidding'
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2024-06-25 18:20:38

Most don’t know I modelled for this emoji 🚶🏾 it’s called ‘man saying fuck this’

2024-06-15 15:52:45

I *almost* bought this because I thought it said ‘love of quitting’
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2024-06-14 10:34:41

Our friends swung by after the barbecue 🍖 🦝 🦝 there were five in total at one point
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2024-06-13 20:35:31

It’s cool that they’re gonna have their drivers licenses on their phones in New York, but when you have to hand your phone to the cops to see it, it’ll be hard to film them beating the shit out of you at the same time 🤔 👮

2024-06-11 23:31:37

Is this anything?
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2024-06-11 14:54:21

How your email finds me
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2024-06-10 14:58:34

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@npub1sfl…gczt that was the total and I said ‘ok’ 😅

2024-06-10 11:29:08

Woke up from I dream I bought $140 worth of cookies which is ridiculous because I’d never buy that little
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2024-06-03 17:51:42

Mom and three babies came to visit last night. Unrelated but if a raccoon found a stale muffin on your deck, it would eat both the muffin and the paper it’s wrapped in
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2024-06-02 02:37:08

#Caturday can be a struggle
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2024-06-01 16:12:55

*a conversation*
my son: is Mike Tyson still gonna fight Jake Paul?
me: no idea
my wife: wait, Mike Tyson is gonna fight?
me: it's just one of those celebrity exhibition things
my wife: isn't he like a thousand years old?
me: he's the same age as me
my wife: exactly
me: 💀

2024-06-01 13:30:42

Should be an SUV 🤷🏾‍♂️
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2024-05-30 23:01:17

The spirit of my dad, in a child’s body, enjoying the cable news coverage of the 34 charges
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2024-05-30 10:47:18

When you’ve been on the stakeout for hours but still don’t see a suspect*
*bird
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2024-05-29 12:37:26

Asked a co-worker a question and she touched my screen 4 times. I'm not counting or anything, but 4 times. 4. It doesn't bother me at all though, it's just that it was 4 times. Anyway, I'm just gonna forget about the 4 times she touched my screen. No big deal. It's not like it was 5 times. It was 4

2024-05-28 11:05:04

🎶 ‘We’ll all die in a YOLO submarine/a YOLO submarine/a YOLO submarine’ 🎶 https://nypost.com/2024/05/27/us-news/ohio-billionaire-plans-to-take-20m-sub-to-titanic-site-to-prove-industrys-safer-after-oceangate-implosion/

2024-05-26 14:04:23

Just say yes to drugs 🥴
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2024-05-25 17:31:14

How I feel when I post a banger* on here
*banger = 2 or more likes
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2024-05-15 17:53:53

Don’t buy anything and save 100% by using my promo code SKIPBUTTON

2024-05-15 12:41:52

‘Look, it’s an emergency, I’m outta nuts and the rent is due’
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2024-05-11 02:32:12

#Montreal tonight
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2024-05-09 11:45:00

Did I put a new door handle on the downstairs bathroom?
Yes!
Did I at one point get locked inside the bathroom while I was doing it?
Also yes!
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2024-05-08 11:50:56

#Breaking
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2024-05-05 13:23:51

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2024-05-04 17:56:26

This mthrfkr #Weeds #Gardening #Summer
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2024-05-03 23:54:37

I would never issue a statement that said I deny ‘any wrongdoing’. ‘Any’? I mean, I probably was a lil wrong 🥹

2024-05-03 19:25:34

When you’re imagining yourself on Dancing With the Stars after all this trial and election nonsense is finally over
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2024-05-03 14:25:53

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@npub1sfl…gczt We had a chest freezer in the basement growing up. My dad would get ‘minute steaks’ from the butcher that we’d eat all the time 🥹

2024-05-03 14:21:25

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@npub1sfl…gczt I mean, who even has a freezer that big?

2024-05-03 14:19:24

This is why I never buy such large quantities
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2024-05-03 13:13:40

Look I can’t be bothered to click on the article but I’m gonna guess filming…underwater.
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2024-05-02 01:06:35

#FairyTaleASongOrMovie
#HashtagGames
Once Upon a Time after Time
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2024-05-01 00:59:19

If someone wrote a diss rap about me I’d be like ‘dude made some valid points’ 🫤

2024-04-28 23:52:35

This was in the pocket of my new jeans 🥹 👖
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2024-04-27 23:13:03

Harvey Weinstein hospitalized after his return to New York from upstate prison - Oh man I hope he’s not OK!
https://apple.news/AVCl7wvFHTYWG9MvbRl24wg

2024-04-27 12:47:08

It’s #Caturday so get out there and be virtually motionless today 😽
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2024-04-26 18:54:39

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2024-04-26 02:48:14

Whenever the lights come back on after a power failure, I always feel like a millionaire: ‘I’m gonna charge my phone! I’m gonna charge my phone AND make some toast!’ 😎 ⚡️
*I am silly 🙃

2024-04-24 12:15:16

Yesterday I woke up from a dream at like 4am that I’d put my hand in a parrot’s cage and it was biting my finger. It felt totally real. When I woke up, my cat was standing on the bed near my hand. She looked at me like ‘what’s wrong, bad dream? Maybe you should feed me’ 😼

2024-04-23 12:01:47

Got a nice text from the city for my birthday 🥰
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2024-04-19 11:24:07

‘You are/my fire, my one/desire
believe/when I say/I want,
…nuts’
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2024-04-12 17:59:23

What do you guys think, Corinthian leather or nah?
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2024-04-08 15:18:23

‘Eclipse, bitch’
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2024-03-25 12:41:45

This just in I have been named the new CEO of Boeing effective immediately 👨🏾‍✈️

2024-03-23 12:55:31

#Caturday playtime 🐁
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2024-03-15 13:40:10

I get that Joe is trying to prove he’s ’still got it’, but this is a bridge too far for me 🤷🏾‍♂️
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2024-03-14 15:16:24

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@npub1te6…zc4l Also, what are the last 66 transactions on your visa?

2024-03-14 14:19:46

On my deathbed my only regret is going to be how much time I spent signing into and changing passwords for Jira, Slack and Google

2024-03-12 18:14:49

how your email finds me
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2024-03-12 01:43:00

Imagine being born on a flight and then immediately deciding to go to Toronto. This baby sounds wild
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2024-03-11 14:49:29

Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph I shared yesterday caused.
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2024-03-09 18:48:46

Please be nice to my son, he’s very shy 🥹
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2024-03-08 19:19:18

How your email finds me 📧
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2024-03-08 13:28:41

I was literally about to *start* working. I guess I can’t now 🤷🏾‍♂️
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2024-03-05 03:27:31

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@npub1gnx…d5kh Do you suppose that’s what they meant???

2024-03-05 02:31:44

Not to go chasing waterfalls 😬
#90smusictaughtme
#HashTagGames
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2024-03-02 01:43:13

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@npub1sfl…gczt That’s what I thought. Thank you. Also that means I have to buy one more. Tonight.

2024-03-02 01:41:19

Going away for 3 nights how many guitars should I bring?

2024-02-27 13:16:34

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@npub1sfl…gczt Challenge accepted: $36,613,380

2024-02-27 13:06:11

I used to love the Six Million Dollar Man, but I always hated Oscar Goldman. Every mission was Steve Austin saying he didn't wanna do it, and Oscar being like ‘well, you know I DID get you all those cool bionics, soo…’
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2024-02-27 02:06:38

I wonder if there’s a guy somewhere named Serge Pricing

2024-02-26 20:25:58

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@npub1sfl…gczt Essentially. You look like a suspect, get in your car to get to work and it just goes to a cop shop