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[evil] certified kbitty vampire©

https://woem.men/@ashten

please contact another admin if possible. thank you!

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:loading: Head Server Maid for woem.men :blobcatchewwire:

:queerpotion_polyamory_pride: **Partners: **
:blank: Alex | [Amie](https://woem.men/@amie ) | Emma/Zeke | [Leah](https://woem.men/@ChaosKitsune )
:blank: [Leebee](https://eepy.moe/@leebee ) | Mia | [Violet](https://woem.men/@garden ) | [Wires](https://woem.men/@garden )

:v_plural: **Host of the Twilight Girl System: **
:blank: [Ashten](https://woem.men/@ashten )
:blank: [Elizabeth](https://woem.men/@elizabeth )
:blank: [Emily](https://woem.men/@ashten/pages/1720272160616 )
:blank: [Katherine](https://woem.men/@katherine )
:blank: [Leebee](https://eepy.moe/@leebee )

PFP Credit: [Cosmix@mastodon.art](https://mastodon.art/@cosmix )
Background is fanart drawn by Numberz :v_root: (npub1zhy…jn7q) :neocat_heart_pink:

Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Adexsexual (ace)
Matrix ID: @ ashten:platypus-sandbox.com
Discord: ashtentheplatypus
Emergency Alt: [alt] ambassador ashten (npub1ph5…ru33)
Alignment: Probably Chaotic Evil
MBTI: ENFP

Public Key

npub1j077p9g6l9scumasmr44737r9cx532xd4d8cfjfzhr99jsxtzk6qw8dhwy

NIP-05 Address

ashten_at_woem.men@momostr.pink

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsf8l0qj5d0jcvwd7cd366lglpjur2g4rx6knuyey3t3jjegr93tdqelepcx

Author Public Key

npub1j077p9g6l9scumasmr44737r9cx532xd4d8cfjfzhr99jsxtzk6qw8dhwy

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Published at

2024-08-18T20:29:49Z

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Last Notes

2024-08-29 23:04:21

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me: whats this puffy thing?
mom: dont worry about that hon, thats for your sisters only
https://woem.men/files/47300c97-c8fb-4932-86ab-cb6d1825aa30

2024-08-29 23:01:55

okay, im a girl now
soooo....
when do i get to learn what that puffy thing is that girls always have in their showers?

2024-07-09 15:25:35

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omfg :neocat_blush:

2024-07-08 21:32:00

$[followmouse.speed=1s $[jump $[x2 $[position.x=1 🐇]]]]
$[followmouse :plant_based:]
:blank:
:blank:

2024-07-04 21:43:01

nintendo switch cartridges have this coating on them that actually tastes really good

2024-06-24 17:21:52

```
# begin code injection
you.boost(this);
# lets see how many robot girls have arbitrary code execution
```

2024-06-24 01:00:50

of course i do! im ace! ace people talk about sex more often than other people!
#note1mfq…62ef

2024-06-23 14:07:02

pop up dialogue:
> you discover that one of your users, a minor, has been dating a 28 year old for the past 6 months, and they would like you to meet their partner. it is clear that grooming is happening in this relationship.
>
> -> **talk to the groomer and get to know them. try to break apart the relationship slowly by pointing out incompatibilities to the minor.**
> - disapprove of the relationship! hold your ground! you will *not* interact with a groomer, even if it means potentially alienating a minor!
results:
> you successfully break apart the relationship, but someone noticed you talking to the groomer. a new meta has spawned claiming that you approve of underaged relationships!
#note14pw…nnqf

2024-06-23 13:55:30

actually... meta simulator might not be a bad game
it'd be like game dev tycoon
but as an instance admin ig

2024-06-22 21:24:06

welcome to ashten's headspace
on the left you'll see the single braincell that we share

2024-06-22 19:23:48

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nope! nothing showed up on the terminal! :3

2024-06-22 19:18:29

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dont see anything out of the ordinary

2024-06-22 19:16:08

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you forget something tho:
```
ashten@iceage:~$ sudo cat readme.txt
im in your home directory im in your home directory im in your home directory
```

2024-06-21 16:14:10

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i know :neocat_heart_pink: im sorry you gotta feel that way

2024-06-21 16:03:40

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feelings like that will come and go :neocat_heart_pink:

2024-06-20 19:11:57

when cloudflare breaks so bad that it breaks itself
https://woem.men/files/842e30f3-f289-4a77-a1bd-9a7508405bc4

2024-06-20 17:04:29

talking with tfs, this also hit them, cuz their DB had to go through and delete stuff too. tho, since they didnt have to federate out the deletion requests, it didnt hit them as hard
sooo.... i guess large account deletions can cause fedi to come to a crawl
#note1hka…qgmu

2024-06-20 16:58:41

woem.men: 100% CPU for ~6 minutes
woem.men: ~1 million+ deliveries
me: ??? wtf is going on, and why isnt the ratelimiter going off???
the reason: a user deleted their fedi account for mh reasons, and *key was federating the deletion requests EVERYWHERE all at once
<small>btw, we reached out to the user to check on them. all seems oki</small>
https://woem.men/files/a43d40c4-bfde-42e7-bc91-0fa16c3c29a1

2024-06-20 15:54:55

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ahhhh... yahhhhhh i agree, the emoji ui could use a lot of work

2024-06-20 15:52:15

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aaaaa you and @npub1cju…rh8x are both trying to import at the same time! XD
anyways, misskey requires a special manifest when importing emoji packs. its super dumb. you'd think it would be able to just use the file name to determine the name of the emoji

2024-06-20 15:25:41

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idk, i have a subscription to it but keep forgetting that i do
its just... out of the way from youtube so i keep forgetting about it

2024-06-20 14:31:33

first coffee: still eepy. maybe ill drink another
10 minutes later: i feel great!
20 minutes later: this was a bad idea

2024-06-18 22:58:27

LLM is only one letter away from MLM