Cardinal Directions

Horny idiot. They/them.

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2024-07-18 03:51:00

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@npub1xtl…352u Field trip to the hot springs!

2024-07-17 03:25:02

"Yes, interesting point about the impact of the capitalist mode of production on foreign relations, babybuttrapist420."

2024-06-27 20:38:30

When you are pan sexual
https://cannibal.cafe/media/4dbe0c8b1731c01b4450eb56619475d328706f299fd9b1f3b3904aca89a9fec4.jpg

2024-05-17 22:12:27

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@npub1asx…e9gc
https://cannibal.cafe/media/0f958f419a40fd07515497b9ed850ae4e8a636962453b30879ce90a859f39282.jpg

2024-05-14 15:05:34

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@npub1xtl…352u Good to see dad decided to check in on you

2024-05-13 15:27:54

See, I don't see a reason why this couldn't just be in a regular episode of the show; it's not hurting anyone to show Misty naked like this
https://cannibal.cafe/media/a3f9fc9be71129c2bcc3aa070e88db20379e519e0f59edbe984155a946ffdd0f.gif

2024-04-29 14:11:34

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@npub1xtl…352u Poor Ms Jess

2024-04-29 13:22:03

Little sister who likes to take her panties off and leave them in your pillow when she goes up to your room to study after school every day

2024-04-28 14:21:40

Six year old daughter lying asleep in bed wth you in the morning, rubbing her soft cheek next to your morning wood

2024-04-27 13:42:02

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@npub1v4z…rcpr Hate? Maybe as a TERF or an open racist, but I don't see you being that way.

2024-04-27 00:28:53

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@npub13uu…y5m2 Well, if you put it like that, it's a good cause

2024-04-26 13:49:49

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@npub18je…3ws3 Yes

2024-04-26 12:03:54

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@npub158s…2gcr The manic energy is helping survive the cold.

2024-04-25 21:06:21

When an artist absolutely hits all your fetishes but is totally grossed out by you actually existing 😔

2024-04-25 17:04:10

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@npub1xtl…352u Keeping it clean

2024-04-25 02:30:47

Instance dedicated to little girls cleaning floors, call that lolison.mop

2024-04-24 17:17:37

Honestly starting from cold or preheated doesn't super matter like, 80% of the time.

2024-04-23 23:45:51

Always good to help the little ones reach the higher shelves
https://cannibal.cafe/media/e8125e98ed356a4d3834fd713bfb1e36e7fe265ac076ceb7ab927ef0da9ad79e.png

2024-04-23 17:38:32

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@npub1y9k…k4gd
https://cannibal.cafe/media/58dccf2d0c0e4a3cdb6ae73f38e4eede8b5b7f6e6e1b41242ceab039ffeee28e.jpg

2024-04-23 15:43:46

Fruit on pizza I'm down with. Mayo on pizza is gonna take some convincing, but I don't really like mayo to begin with.

2024-04-22 23:59:50

I'm fine with AI putting giant titties on things, but otherwise we need to let the tech mature a bit.

2024-04-22 01:06:08

Mom pulling you out of school one day so she and your aunt can spend all day taking your virginity; if the school won't teach proper sex ed than by God they will

2024-04-21 21:08:27

When you have a really good childhood
https://cannibal.cafe/media/40b5dc80758d520cde9811328becfa0017c79852cab110bb23847bcf79d21ed6.jpg

2024-04-21 13:36:43

Cheering on your son to knock up his mom; you always knew you and your sister would be good parents ❤️

2024-04-21 13:20:14

Guilt isn't worth wasting time on

2024-04-21 02:53:33

Little sister who is jealous of your girlfriend, so she tries to seduce you

2024-04-20 02:24:27

Sexual attraction to youtube let's players screaming at horror games

2024-04-19 21:37:45

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@npub1v4z…rcpr Bonobo specifically

2024-04-19 21:01:40

Six year old daughter who always French kisses you before she has to go to school.

2024-04-18 17:10:25

Such cute little devils
https://cannibal.cafe/media/a5b98c715038cd82f53a454b474107ce2975e28cf59fa00a4270de8c775dd7d9.webp

2024-04-18 17:06:25

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@npub158s…2gcr That is a definite bonus

2024-04-18 17:06:05

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@npub1xtl…352u Okay, but you better make them cum because I don't wanna deal with how crabby they get when blue-balled

2024-04-18 16:34:40

Eight year old daughter smiling up at you and rubbing her soft little cheeks against your erection

2024-04-18 12:17:38

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@npub1r2a…mhkx Need a big frot party

2024-04-18 12:16:46

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@npub1zaz…pddk Whoopsie doodles!

2024-04-18 02:32:37

Little sister in just a long t-shirt, lying in bed next to you watching a movie and eating popcorn out of a large bowl and licking the salt off her fingers

2024-04-17 17:45:48

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@npub15rh…n3my It's pure intellectual cowardice

2024-04-17 15:20:18

For a good erotic story, you need a good writer. For a good porn video, you need a good writer, a good editor, a good cameraman, and at least two good actors. Videos require cameras, microphones, light rigs, and complex editing software; you can bang out the world's hottest porn story on a potato.

2024-04-17 15:01:31

I miss when the Internet was more text based and less video based.

2024-04-17 13:18:55

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@npub1jms…cfn5 At least something to be happy about.

2024-04-17 03:49:34

Sucking the taste of your wife's pussy off your young son's cock even as she is tasting your daughter's cunny on you

2024-04-17 03:42:52

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@npub15rh…n3my @npub1mrx…qdfh Make more kid friendly sex shops and strip clubs, I say.

2024-04-16 21:18:41

Toddler butts

2024-04-16 16:57:24

Little five year daughter who likes to sleepily suck on your cock while watching her tablet

2024-04-16 12:13:46

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Like people squicked by cousin relationships are downright quaint to me.

2024-04-16 12:12:10

"And then he married his cousin! Eww!"
1. Cousin marriage has been common for centuries
2. Actual genetic concerns between first cousins is minimal
3. You are just jealous you don't have hot cousins

2024-04-16 11:24:23

Seven year old daughter in just a mask and black leggings walking across the floor on all fours, pretending to be a cat

2024-04-15 15:02:59

Sometimes it's nice to just imagine a better world

2024-04-15 14:54:36

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@npub17e9…3ghw Yeah, I sometimes use the fetish term to imply the reader's mother and the reader as a child, but I presume typically it's clear in context

2024-04-15 14:50:10

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@npub1ftf…k0a9 She considers it a hobby

2024-04-15 13:45:42

Pedo mom who likes to grind on your cock while telling you her plan to seduce the neighborhood children for you to fuck

2024-04-13 15:29:19

Teenage daughter who likes to send you pics of her and her friends' bare asses while you are at work to cheer you up

2024-04-13 14:16:55

Cool older sister who says if you get her pregnant while she's babysitting you she'll just blame her boyfriend that your parents hate anyway, so cum in her as much as you want...

2024-04-12 02:08:05

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@npub1r2a…mhkx A story we have seen too many times before.

2024-04-11 18:20:37

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@npub1xtl…352u @npub1ve3…d64a Good, good, take good care of yourself.

2024-04-11 16:56:37

Pedo mom sucking you hard in preparation to fuck your little ten year old brother up the ass while she jerks him off

2024-04-11 15:18:16

Little toddler girl trying to eat a taco and getting it just, just everywhere

2024-04-10 02:30:41

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@npub1ugt…ycv7 I read this as candles and got a whole different image
https://cannibal.cafe/media/7a65eb436f977a89e6561ba360228ad38e342971c3eeff8ba252ea852c6da839.png

2024-04-09 18:12:39

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@npub1ftf…k0a9 >Community Flat Chest

2024-04-09 17:13:23

Eight year old girl who passes you a note asking if you like her

2024-04-09 16:52:09

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@npub158s…2gcr We need a reddit clone, but like, gooners only

2024-04-09 16:50:51

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@npub15rh…n3my @npub1xtl…352u Yeah, be aware of the risks!

2024-04-09 13:58:32

>adding child sex mod to game
>Tetris

2024-04-08 15:35:11

Little eight year old sister standing triumphantly naked on her bed with her hands on her hips, wiggling her ass back and forth, teasing that you want it but you can't have it

2024-04-08 14:08:05

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@npub15uu…npca Sorry, I was thinking Rune Quest instead of Rad Queer; I'm not fully functional at the moment

2024-04-08 02:58:26

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@npub15rh…n3my @npub1ugt…ycv7 Nobody wants a Fuck License system, certainly

2024-04-08 02:45:32

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@npub15rh…n3my @npub1ugt…ycv7 It being higher than 12 feels weird

2024-04-08 01:14:10

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@npub1r2a…mhkx Exposing yourself as a pedo, but not into the deep pedo lore, because that would be too nerdy

2024-04-08 01:07:50

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@npub1r2a…mhkx "Oh wow, wild, haha, OMG, can't believe anyone would want something like that..."

2024-04-07 15:30:05

Drawing adult film stars and aging them down instead.

2024-04-07 13:24:12

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@npub1kxu…72s8 The criminally underrepresented category in art, to be sure

2024-04-07 03:57:24

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@npub1v4z…rcpr I'm all for representation of people with non standard body arrangements in erotica, but this ain't it

2024-04-07 03:53:58

AI art is fine enough for just hornyposting I suppose, if a bit samey, but I wish the posters had better sense than to post the ones with really egregious anatomy errors, like two women kissing somehow having a combined total of three legs and five hands

2024-04-07 03:14:17

First weekend at your mom's new apartment with her pedo girlfriend after the divorce, and they are both determined to see your first real cum

2024-04-06 23:10:57

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@npub1dlq…3u6x Food processor is a gadget that breaks ingredients up into smaller pieces; usually you can get by without one

2024-04-06 22:50:32

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@npub1r2a…mhkx Really just faster and easier to accept the truth

2024-04-06 09:20:08

Sharing a box of chicken nuggets in bed with your naked six year old daughter after she just finished sucking you off; you could both use the protein

2024-04-06 09:01:30

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All of pedi just held together with chewing gum and prayer; to what I don't know

2024-04-05 16:11:55

An enthusiastic mother makes everything more fun
https://cannibal.cafe/media/3211a8177ad0f2bbbe96888e21b4beef51b5203bc7aa59e29952a9f648c6406d.png
https://cannibal.cafe/media/6cff07ee62e9d24e26087013aba25b7fd6d112ff1b3812dca97b5e1403a3109a.png

2024-04-05 16:09:58

Little eight year old sister who wants to show her friends this really cool white slime they can make just by playing with your cock
https://cannibal.cafe/media/2ddf7ab4829e498ee4c4068b75fd690039c43383f47fcd71adcc852accaf770f.jpg

2024-04-05 01:46:40

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@npub1r2a…mhkx Man, it would be cool to find an incest/pedo VN where the whole thing is already written instead of waiting eight months for a non-sex scene update

2024-04-05 01:42:12

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@npub1asx…e9gc
https://cannibal.cafe/media/c4eac67b2e7a84d6975bacdc52f6e76ecf9af7f1307fe1638275be0f3b607aae.jpg

2024-04-04 15:53:06

Games coming out largely bug-free at launch should be kinda standard.

2024-04-02 15:22:39

The obvious rational choice is to let the ultimate guide to your moral decisions be communist pedophile transwomen.

2024-04-02 15:02:23

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@npub1v4z…rcpr Honestly, I'm not sure what capitalism "wants" in regards to pleasure; on the one hand it wants to sell it, and on the other it seems the goal is to make workers suffer as much as possible to build want.

2024-04-02 14:48:50

I feel like hedonism really just doesn't get enough defenders.

2024-04-01 12:25:39

Jerking off while watching your brother fuck your nine year old niece on video call while she moans about how she wishes you could be there to fuck her other hole

2024-04-01 02:56:22

Older brother on younger sister is the common pairing, but older sisters on younger brothers are so sweet.

2024-03-31 16:03:22

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@npub15rh…n3my see it with our own eyes and taste it with our own mouths (I will make no excuses for the horny)

2024-03-31 12:15:49

Support a trans child today by respecting their gender identity and making them cum

2024-03-31 11:03:57

Waking up warm, hard and pressed up against your naked sleeping daughter while her mother spoons up behind you

2024-03-28 16:52:54

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@npub1asx…e9gc Since ancient times, man wanted to to fuck cheese ring girl

2024-03-28 13:45:12

Overhearing your fourteen year old daughter molesting her ten year brother and being proud to know you raised her right ❤️

2024-03-28 13:36:09

Six year old little sister who really likes to play with the tent in your pajama bottoms

2024-03-26 18:17:20

The planet is on fire and fuckers are out here seriously concerned that teenagers are getting exposed to cub porn; could we PLEASE get our fucking priorities together as a species

2024-03-26 16:21:05

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@npub15rh…n3my It's honestly very disappointing.

2024-03-25 03:29:08

You know what we really don't get enough art of? Bisexual shota. Just an adult couple fucking a little boy together. I dunno; maybe the crossover appeal just isn't there, but I feel like there is a genuine gap.

2024-03-24 23:38:53

Economists be like "Bratty markets 💢, needs correction! 😭 😭 😭"

2024-03-24 12:45:38

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@npub1at4…us9r This is why we need more male pedophiles working to be hot.

2024-03-23 03:34:06

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@npub1at4…us9r >Using the promise of sexy kids to lure us into a deadly market-driven agenda and disable the social safety net; the oldest trick in the book