Esprit de Vore / is on Nostr

Switchy leatherman into bad puns, thick boys, and distributed systems. Purveyor of fine jockstrap selfies. Woof.group admin.

Jim Starkey: "Of interest only to third-rate academics a few papers short of a tenure package."

Reddit: "would never ever ever hire this degenerate holy shit"

Peter Watts: "The most innovative fanfic I've ever read."

Blog: https://aphyr.com
Leather Blog: https://blog.woof.group/aphyr
Work: https://jepsen.io
Pronouns: He/Him

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2024-09-12 18:24:39

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Yeah, definitely sort out priorities--it's not gonna be the full smartwatch experience. But... two weeks of battery life, an always-on screen that's highly legible in bright sun, offline, road and trail maps package for the entire continent! And in three years of my clumsy ass wearing it daily and slamming it into furniture, tools, steel frames, etc... I've put only a couple barely-noticeable scratches on the screen. I expect I'll probably be using this watch for a decade.

2024-09-12 18:13:23

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This may or may not be right for you but on the chunky, indestructible metal watch front, the Garmin Fenix is an incredible piece of kit.

2024-08-26 13:09:47

help the jd vance makeup tutorial has undone me https://www.instagram.com/p/C9udTghuPNB/?hl=en

2024-08-17 14:24:26

Heads up, sluts: the mpox vaccine should be effective against the current clade 1 outbreak. Modeling suggests building population-level immunity through vaccination significantly reduces the chances of major outbreaks & sustained transmission. If you haven't been vaccinated yet, go get it. https://www.cdc.gov/cfa-modeling-and-forecasting/mpox-gbmsm-technical-brief/index.html

2024-08-13 18:18:58

I am begging software projects to release programs as tarballs or plain old static binaries. I don't know what a Helm chart is. I am not installing an entire Kubernetes cluster. Docker breaks LXC and firewalls and is constantly breaking for mysterious reasons. I would rather submit myself to hours of `./configure && make && make install` frustration than try to hack through the endless hellscape of containerized deployment systems.

2024-08-13 18:18:58

2024-08-02 00:11:00

OH "The price of being observant is the horror of knowing that it's there"

2024-05-10 19:56:51

I firmly feel that you should be able to snap a photo of a car parked in a bike lane and receive a city permit to install a bike rack in the middle of their driveway

2024-04-14 20:22:50

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the correct user story here is "charli xcx appears at least once in this list"

2024-04-14 01:50:37

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god I love this movie. She's so compelling here