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2024-10-05 22:24:35

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Living the dream!

2024-09-14 18:03:05

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2024-08-10 21:30:42

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A peck is a half of a bushel.

2024-08-08 22:38:02

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Thanksgiving stuff here. And, I have read, in some places Christmas stuff is available.

2024-08-08 18:59:27

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A hammer.
A hammer head shark.
A frickin' shark with frickin' laser beams!

2024-08-08 18:29:19

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My dick.

2024-08-08 16:46:02

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Is that a Y*nkee term for duct tape?

2024-08-08 03:33:27

@npub1552…ef49 Garp used to be wholesome and share dessert with his siblings. Now he is a filthy old perv. Wait, maybe he was a filthy young perv, too. We may never know:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/df29b7f0a831ce1f0851c78c87c68997ed52b44021c43becc3862bfb8858c4cc.png

2024-08-07 01:57:00

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Ah, yes, here is a song of your people at their highest level of societal achievement. Thanks for reminding me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB0aROCl530

2024-08-07 01:48:08

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I prefer to consume bland food, you know, low sodium saltines and plain tea. Hot sauce causes one to become melanin-heavy I hear.

2024-08-06 18:53:24

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6, because why not?

2024-08-04 18:18:02

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Since my endless complaints about the drought back in June we have had nothing but monsoons here. It stopped raining for a few hours today and I managed to (half-ass) mow the lawn ahead of the actual hurricane that is going to hit next week.
Anyway, I am glad you are enjoying your weather, I am surviving mine.

2024-08-04 16:21:17

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GM!!!
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2024-08-03 11:46:00

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Luna moth:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/1bbbdf89d606c38eb04c44e515ef7aa63aa2009caba2823503816eaff94c5487.JPG

2024-08-02 21:31:12

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I will be working. That is the way of my people.

2024-08-02 18:43:41

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You sound Canadian! Are you Canadian, Garp?
In any case, go to Scotland, there you can try many different single malts and find which one suits you. I did, and can recommend.
But about that Canadian thing...

2024-08-02 18:22:49

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You did the right thing, young Garp. A bottle of Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban is only fiddy bux and, at least for me, there is more than one shot in a bottle.
That right there is single malt, none of that gay blended crap.

2024-08-02 06:29:24

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Found it - a picture of my father's '57 Ford two door sedan, and me and my brothers on our bikes - I am the last one standing out of that crew:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/93e766a97262a1823b83dc314983aac012fd63bbea1226d4438df2697afe192d.jpg

2024-08-02 05:58:05

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I think you are right about that. Hmm...
I was looking for pictures of me and my brothers on our bikes back in those days but found this picture instead - I took it in '84 when I rode my road bike up Mt. Adams until I hit the snow line:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/1612458d903f28b002b9cce84d0e15a51ea96494aaf3b6ede2f88a2a25b30ffe.jpg

2024-08-02 00:30:35

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I got there starting in 1955 - this was our go-to place, our hangout, the spot where we watched all the latest films and had a big ol' time. I give you The Druid:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/e2613772b35b53e34ebcc45291aa1d500ba8d8051dd31191521f680b7e3fb685.png

2024-08-01 19:41:17

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Paul Newman, self-hating jew. But you can't fault him for that!

2024-07-31 19:50:44

Goldfinch likes my thistles.
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2024-07-31 02:20:19

@npub1q9h…h243 Rarely seen picture of SGS from when he used to drive an ambulance:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/1ffffb9af057bd30b8304e8f4eb4314aa6dce40e383a65ab91fd7a24581a4931.png

2024-07-30 22:16:11

Thanks to @npub1ms0…tjue I now look at pansies differently:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/52c82189222f0410057836ef2cfdba015343542c8c43d9eb786de8c0c7115ee8.png

2024-07-30 22:03:11

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Well, the storm did, but whatevs...

2024-07-30 15:45:56

@npub1q9h…h243 Of course you knew about this fellow, but since he left wrestling he went on to a glorious career as VP.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/edb328a8b9553d3ee7ebfb772151c946e32c9d09dbfb4c069c0aac8a6e496da1.png

2024-07-30 03:11:48

@npub1ms0…tjue Here is some beautiful music by our favorite Finnish composer, Jan Sibelius:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66_9-7sqwmU

2024-07-30 03:03:02

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2024-07-29 12:50:34

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When did drinking Foster's become an olympic event?

2024-07-28 17:48:27

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I had no idea such things were possible!

2024-07-28 00:27:11

Back in my day we didn't have any fancy Meta headset, no, we strapped x-ray emitters right to our eyeballs!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a7282ab2f0cec5379f649bc0d478bb0196bfc4ad82851bbf520a86353258e878.png

2024-07-27 20:18:26

My leopard lilies are starting to bloom - how about that!
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2024-07-27 20:16:47

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I am too old to know what a vibe is, other than the instrument that Lionel Hampton played, but anyone raising their voice outdoors better be calling for help or something.

2024-07-26 19:53:54

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I have been all over that bitch many times. It's full of water.

2024-07-25 22:43:19

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Turbo is big time - just ask him!

2024-07-24 02:08:09

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2024-07-24 00:48:59

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I know, that was a lame attempt at humor. I imagined them as some sort of "Apple pie in a pill form" sort of thing.
Anyway, it's almost pumpkin spice time, right? RIGHT???

2024-07-24 00:13:29

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But they were tasty, right?

2024-07-23 17:56:45

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Yeah, me neither. Someone here explained how to get on Gab, even if, like me, you have been booted out of the joint. I went back over there and what do you know - Turbo is still spouting bullshit and selling trash and trinkets. Shocking, right?

2024-07-23 17:23:04

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I'll see your Troof and raise you a Gab:
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2024-07-23 00:56:22

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Feel free to use it - I don't know how to contact them.

2024-07-23 00:42:55

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Foxy McFoxface, that's my final answer!

2024-07-22 19:57:12

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It is sad when that happens. But it makes us tougher.

2024-07-22 18:07:03

@npub1ms0…tjue A pollinator pollinating!
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2024-07-21 23:40:10

I was fortunate this afternoon to spend some time with a dear friend who lives down the road. Her flowers are still doing well while mine are all gone.
Today's flars:
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https://media.nicecrew.digital/ce4016cc23b63f4c41188110a4464cd085f9c6f7d351bf2b4c8e9205f68c2072.png

2024-07-21 03:38:25

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Did you perchance mean "Whither"?
1
: to what place
whither will they go
2
: to what situation, position, degree, or end
whither will this abuse drive him
Or was this yet another Bill Withers joke - you know, like how do you make a duck into a soul singer? Put him in the oven until his bill withers.

2024-07-21 00:22:36

#Caturday - Thanks for the cardboard box - it is halfway comfortable!
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2024-07-20 23:05:01

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I avoid bitters (and sweets) as I produce plenty of my own! 😄

2024-07-20 01:10:38

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I have been stung by many jellyfish. Not a fan.

2024-07-19 18:58:39

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Garp's old look was perfect for its time:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/81c0de36b4ab3f83b89e189ade638ec373ee80c195e6344a18497dac401fac19.png

2024-07-19 00:56:48

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So that they don't peel.

2024-07-18 22:46:42

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She is a sweet cat, and she is adjusting to having another kitteh in the house, it's not easy for her, but they are both finding ways to coexist.

2024-07-18 22:02:09

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2024-07-18 02:12:58

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2024-07-18 00:27:50

My bunny is still hanging in there!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/d572bc36b8b697dea7292e42a6fd5d9f0fc042fed84158d78ac24b29f2121f65.jpeg

2024-07-17 18:05:21

@npub1q9h…h243 @14Penfold88 (nice handle, by the way) has 45 updoots for his "Hairless below the eyebrows" comment. Well played, my brother!

2024-07-17 16:45:18

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Lawyerette, 12, sucky fucky fi dollah!

2024-07-16 15:32:03

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Kitteh knows that the box is tastier than the contents thereof!

2024-07-16 02:13:44

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2024-07-16 00:48:08

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2024-07-16 00:29:40

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Aw, puppy!

2024-07-15 22:19:17

Trump loves anti-White faggots, that's for sure.
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2024-07-15 12:53:18

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He was great, I miss him every day.

2024-07-15 12:52:31

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My cat concurs!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/43b11e66329e5ce96aad05ef4d240698f0e289472e45e9977947d867133a125a.jpg

2024-07-14 01:14:03

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ENHANCE!
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2024-07-14 00:21:32

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It's not meatloaf if it doesn't contain pork. Fight me!

2024-07-12 15:45:04

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I write checks in cursive and I drive a stick shift.

2024-07-10 03:44:21

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Saw this black rat snake in my yard the other day - I like it when they eat rats. Birds, not so much.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/d35a1dbdc01f3696cff3b3ada74fdb70adc04681520e70399d97c4361de099b9.jpeg

2024-07-08 01:39:16

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Just to be clear, you are talking about the contents of the can, right?

2024-07-07 21:49:40

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I hear that - around here we wait until it's 100!
Also, we finally got some rain today - a whole quarter of an inch, which helps a bit.

2024-07-06 16:31:13

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2024-07-04 00:55:47

@npub1552…ef49 Thanks to a super-sekrit lead from @npub1upm…revj I was able to get a picture of the supra-volcanoe that is blowing up big time:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/226160cb9254f67e55cc1767eb1c858b4faa9f08e7150012adf08e1bb2147747.png

2024-07-03 02:26:37

It's a little known fact, but before @npub1552…ef49 became an internet sensation he used to write advertising copy. He was an actual Mad Man. Srsly.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/8d8141d86d57efb33f4158db95f3ae740c503f287f52057a611b254760de048f.png

2024-07-02 21:40:43

Rudbeckia hirta - how they are surviving in this heat and drought is beyond me - someone has to be watering them!
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2024-06-30 21:04:23

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Indeed.
My brother's current wife forced him to get the jab and he threw a clot on his brain. He survived, but now whenever I talk to him I tell him he needs a couple more boosters. He is not amused.

2024-06-30 16:15:42

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Partner in crime. Dress up or dress down. Fine dining or dive bars. Chad or Jamal.
Oops, I made up that last one.

2024-06-30 00:44:02

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That is a great way to do it. I am trying to break my habit. It's not easy, and here I am typing on my computer! Sheesh!

2024-06-30 00:37:57

How far away from your phone can you get, and for how long, before you start to feel uneasy?
I once made it over 50 years without a cell phone - how tough was I?

2024-06-28 19:11:22

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Sorry to hear about the rooster - I always insist on high security for chickens - there are many predators out there and good fencing is required to keep the peepers safe!

2024-06-28 16:59:17

@npub1ms0…tjue Saw this guy on my thistles today - that is why I encourage them to prosper!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/875a42b55b74dc3cb46aa11ef2ce419dd809c342832b68c448ef836a0d295aa4.jpeg

2024-06-27 22:15:39

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I don't care where one is in one's life, that never makes any sense!

2024-06-27 13:56:55

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And even when they break they still work.

2024-06-27 02:24:27

#Caturday fell on Wednesday this week:
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2024-06-24 23:30:48

@npub1ms0…tjue Flars!
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2024-06-24 18:01:11

I have never quoasted before but my close personal friend Garp, @npub1552…ef49 suggested that I try it.
This is funny. I laft.
#note1qhf…p6t0

2024-06-22 03:09:54

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Don't know who that is, but how many?

2024-06-19 14:51:47

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Dallas alone is bigger than RI.

2024-06-19 12:06:05

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Some filthy street shitter grew that hair only to be shaved bald so that some nigger could buy that lice infested crap and glue it to her diseased scalp. A coon skin cap, as it were...

2024-06-19 04:46:04

This one is for @npub1ms0…tjue:
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2024-06-19 01:02:11

Sad news - Willie Mays, the Say Hey kid has died. RIP, Willie.
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2024-06-19 00:43:49

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And a '59 Buick convertible was very stylish.
The 1960 model was used by Jean Jehan to smuggle heroin because there were hollow longitudinal beams inboard of the rocker panels which he could fill with contraband, weld a cover over the open ends, load it on a ship and have it sent to NYC.
Now you know the rest of the story.

2024-06-18 00:26:54

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I concur - this is a catalpa in my yard:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/21a899735f64f9878a62e4d63c66cb6a6e91a15e75e5d15209f2066db9a9cba4.jpg

2024-06-17 22:15:45

I walk out to get the mail and saw this little fellow. There is always a surprise out there if you keep your eyes open:
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2024-06-17 13:13:57

#Monday:
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2024-06-15 18:38:09

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To be frank, I would name him "Gorshin". Or Bele, or maybe Lokai.
Actually, Lokai would work.

2024-06-15 12:45:16

You can't leave, it's #Caturday!
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2024-06-13 00:36:53

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What the? Probably background noise, yes?

2024-06-12 22:55:33

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2024-06-12 22:52:12

Well, that sphinx!
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2024-06-12 22:32:55

@npub1ms0…tjue
In addition to taking a road trip, sawing a giant burl, getting my saws repaired, and visiting a friend, I managed to take pictures of flars in my yard:
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