Lt. 'noticer' Columbo

Serial Moon Pisser

Professional Rapper
Cock Slapper
MILF Trapper
1337 Hacker

Unapologetic :C: and Rust idiot

Arch Linux and Gnome3 enjoyer

My opinions are my own, and left, and probably bad

Will suck your dick if you call me a faggot

Harem includes [@MK2boogaloo@freespeechextremist.com](https://freespeechextremist.com/users/MK2boogaloo ) [@TURBORETARD9000@bae.st](https://bae.st/users/TURBORETARD9000 ) [@nosleep@bae.st](https://bae.st/users/nosleep ) [@Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club](https://shitposter.club/users/Hyperhidrosis ) [@a7@miss.mouse.services](https://miss.mouse.services/@a7 ) [@FrailLeaf@ryona.agency](https://ryona.agency/users/FrailLeaf )

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Discord: Nah
Sadposting?: [@bluenarised](https://whinge.town/users/bluenarised )
Current Weight: 101.2kg

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Last Notes

2024-11-03 03:42:12

Call me Kennedy, the way she F'ed with my Jogn

2024-10-28 22:51:50

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based dad

2024-10-24 12:56:43

Im on my 2nd playthrough of the Ace Attourney Trilogy and I've just noticed
ALL THE NAMES OF ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE PUNS
WILL POWERS
DEE VAESQUE
DICK GUMSHOE
IM LOSING MY MIND

2024-10-23 09:59:59

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barely made it friend <3

2024-10-17 12:36:46

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based and creative pilled

2024-10-17 12:23:42

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fair fair! I'm currently using a notebook that I never really read
...
Only write:(

2024-10-10 03:58:45

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proof
https://whinge.town/media/c8af74d8-6366-4ff7-9a26-b8018ef793f0/image.png

2024-10-10 03:58:14

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its been up for me most off the day :| Ive been researching niche Jungle blogs

2024-10-02 13:38:40

Real, for those of you who have never really given Owner of a Lonely Heart an active listen are missing out
The lyrics (which I normally don't care for) are very poetic
The bass is fucking siiick (especially in the bridge)
The guitar is powerful with a very odd solo (5th harmonies)
If you like slightly strange music, it's certainly worth your time

2024-10-02 13:32:45

Currently listening to:
Owner of a Lonely Heart - Yes

2024-09-22 11:15:36

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damn. My best sense

2024-09-20 02:33:12

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I'm a rust/zig zealot tbf, and it seems there's a fair few of us around these days

2024-09-20 02:31:44

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which was a rude way of asking, what do you like about nim?

2024-09-13 11:15:36

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I have seen this argument non ironically...

2024-09-11 03:50:54

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https://whinge.town/media/14605299-c7b7-491a-b81c-ba669fa9b06b/459143603_8416177291754914_6938714359298467409_n.jpg

2024-09-11 03:50:08

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https://whinge.town/media/7bfae528-2d48-4fb4-a5ba-6e26d82c2340/459203144_8571243926221517_8708391402129645847_n.jpg

2024-09-11 03:49:43

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https://whinge.town/media/8d7ad5b8-e749-4983-8f4d-0abdd1363cd7/459003716_1504770470214669_1973520354278690833_n.jpg

2024-09-11 03:49:24

Ladies and Gentlemen, Start your engines
https://whinge.town/media/3d06fdd1-ab3b-4b03-bbe5-75b37488175f/459305901_1504640620227654_9101117284044773059_n.jpg

2024-09-05 10:06:25

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I love gamer pachinko

2024-08-28 15:30:22

Re me simping for a wow villain
https://whinge.town/media/e1db2985-7c33-4259-ab1a-1b97d700e674/Husky_1724859018263_ASFHYHFF9N.gif

2024-08-23 03:52:27

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HX Stomp with a 808 infront really helps the emulation sound like the power amp is cranked. I think a lil less saturation next time though

2024-08-21 03:18:49

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Not nearly Jewish enough to be accepted by da joos. Too Jewish to be accepted by the whites. Maybe the latinx fellas will have me

2024-08-21 03:16:32

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never use 23 and me. It's given your DNA to the cops. If your uncle takes it, it can actually be enough of a DNA sample to pin you to a crime

2024-08-21 03:11:43

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I think I'm mostly Scottish, Spanish and English though. It explains why I am inherently based

2024-08-21 03:07:19

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I don't look Jewish, and I only found out when my great grandma mentioned that her dad was half Jewish.
I just play it up for the bit tbh

2024-08-21 00:16:52

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as someone with a mental disability, I extend a very firm "do better" to the mentally ill.
Imagine if we lived in a society where physically sick people kept not resting, not hydrating and only eating sugar, and the rest of society is supposed to look at it and pretend that it's normal and healthy.
when mentally ill people lock themselves up, spend 6 hours on social media and smoke copious amounts of weed, it flabbergasts me when people wonder why they're not getting better
We don't have a mental health issue, we have a mental hygiene education issue imo

2024-08-21 00:07:18

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that we let them self diagnose and don't expect them to try and better themselves?

2024-08-18 13:34:00

Gjong

2024-08-11 23:41:43

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also Latvian vs Bulgarian is truly the fight of the femboys

2024-08-11 23:41:03

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mom. Please be nicer to dad. You guys should set a good example for me

2024-08-11 23:39:27

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mom, dad. Please stop fighting

2024-08-11 23:38:17

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did you know there are no vowels in the word europe

2024-08-11 23:34:06

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you wouldn't believe how many films there are.
This is a joke that I'd like to bail out of please

2024-08-11 23:27:45

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sadly, I'm more into pornography

2024-08-11 23:25:35

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had to dictionary schlock. It's not a term here!!!
Is it bad enough to be worth a watch?

2024-08-11 23:24:02

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I see the same thing homie

2024-08-11 23:22:52

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that's it. I'm molesting you. You're gay now

2024-08-11 23:22:15

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looks like pretty lil liars or some shit

2024-08-11 23:18:42

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but lain is 15

2024-08-11 23:18:28

1 day since @npub132a…kymn posted about how hot/cute a man was

2024-08-11 23:17:20

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damn. It really IS all of fedi huh...

2024-08-11 23:16:57

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idk. Whinge.town is the fashion capital of fedi. Loki and I have mad drip

2024-08-11 23:15:28

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you expect me to believe meso communicates with minors???

2024-08-11 23:13:47

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Jewish food is the only hot that actually works

2024-08-11 23:12:39

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what

2024-08-11 23:11:06

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I aim to please

2024-08-11 23:10:55

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I will transition for 2 mins and hold bot lovingly

2024-08-02 10:22:30

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trans women are women in my culture, and Gwendolyn is still a man

2024-08-02 10:10:37

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shouldn't I know what I'm talking about then?

2024-08-02 10:10:20

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please read the lore you indian mf

2024-08-02 07:31:45

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its a man mk

2024-08-02 05:10:14

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that's a man

2024-08-02 00:57:27

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the dude you posted with the sun mask

2024-08-02 00:03:28

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I cast testicular torsion

2024-08-02 00:02:18

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touching it is fine. Gotta give a little yaknow. Heck, everyone touches their own dick, so touching dick can't be gay

2024-08-01 23:58:22

Fellas, if they say they have a dick, just don't look, and it stops being gay

2024-08-01 23:57:32

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is this Gwendolyn

2024-08-01 00:23:25

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you can never be too specific in the chips vs fries convo

2024-07-31 23:54:43

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oh no. Like fries.
Something like this
https://whinge.town/media/b6c64c83-0fb4-4b4f-ae8e-01e2baf4efc9/Husky_1722470081626_CPDQ5V42UK.jpg

2024-07-31 23:51:07

Hey Friends!
Hope you're all well.
I'm heading for some meat on chips with the designer at my old job

2024-07-31 13:21:41

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a reality where I can afford nice things

2024-07-31 13:21:14

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please no bully

2024-07-31 12:59:43

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I have over 20k in wow

2024-07-31 00:23:38

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Cc @MK2boogaloo@lab.nyanide.com imma fug your country

2024-07-31 00:23:12

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wtf I love Indonesia now

2024-07-31 00:20:57

Tonight! Lt Columbo in: Between those tiddies
https://whinge.town/media/2cd42f63-e6b8-492b-ace5-2953f0b18313/Husky_1722385209614_HHFKLW2VS5.jpg

2024-07-30 23:04:49

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cos there's a rock mountain in the quarry

2024-07-30 22:51:55

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thanks Sargent Stinky <3

2024-07-30 22:49:47

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just something to get some exercise in, its pretty easy, just don't go too hard

2024-07-30 22:48:05

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maybe do some light yoga or pick up your guitar if you're fighting off boredom?

2024-07-30 22:45:55

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tis my womb eviction day, so I'm wrapped up in bed
Stir crazy?

2024-07-30 22:41:48

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finally
Justice

2024-07-30 22:41:22

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How's your day going Emma?

2024-07-30 22:38:49

Hello friends

2024-07-30 05:43:52

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Thanks! That worked wonders

2024-07-30 05:17:04

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Seems maybe a little too technical perhaps for today. Am i right in thinking that NAT hairpinning / Nat reflection would solve this?

2024-07-30 05:13:09

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What level would you do that on? His router only has DNS settings to point to 2 ipv4 dns servers. My thought was to use a pi-hole to manually pair ips to domain names and short circut things hitting router dns, but

2024-07-30 05:10:11

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cc @izaya@social.shadowkat.net
sorry for the cc, I bet you know something im missing

2024-07-30 05:09:50

Hey Folks
A friend is trying to setup a server. Unfortunately, his router doesn't have Hairpinning, so its accessable by domain name outside his network, but not inside
Anyone know any easy solutions?

2024-07-30 03:48:54

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Basically, My idea is that for playing alot of stuff i want to cut through the mix, I use the bridge for the extra treble, and if i want to sit back, the neck does a great job holding it back. Using both, It helps the octave intervals cut through, but doesnt give the massive amounts of bite when I use powerchords.
Also, this isnt a real LP, It's an Epiphone Les Paul Prophecy. I got a Gibson, but ended up trading for this and some cash, because I think the Prophecy is the best guitar ive played

2024-07-30 03:45:46

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insanely clean boss! Very groovyy

2024-07-30 01:38:22

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im a simple man, Someone says Multi-track drifting, i say
DEJA VU! Ive just been in this place before

2024-07-30 01:34:35

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Poor decision Jimothy. She has jewish chemicals dying her hair

2024-07-30 01:34:11

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Thanks friendino!

2024-07-30 01:25:13

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Ive lost a lot of weight recently, so a "bit" chub is something I will take as a compliment! :D

2024-07-30 01:24:01

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I hope I didnt ruin it for you friendo!

2024-07-30 01:23:34

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Il cover "What makes you beautiful" next then!

2024-07-30 01:23:04

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I wish i was better! :D
Thanks friend! Hope you liked it

2024-07-30 01:22:43

Morning babes

2024-07-29 13:43:18

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CORE MEMORY OF SCHOOL DANCING IN PRIMARY SCHOOL REDISCOVERED

2024-07-29 13:36:57

Trying a different setup tonight
The Kill by 30 seconds to Mars.
This is a hell of a tune to play and to hit all the timbre changes. I think I did it ok.
The bridge part has 3 guitar parts, so forgive me for picking just one
https://whinge.town/media/4dd476ed-b44c-4e9c-990f-d0745bb3a29c/TheKill.mp4

2024-07-29 11:42:40

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Sorry, I didnt notice :? /

2024-07-29 10:59:13

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omg so many people on fedi have cute cats!!! Did you have an accident recently?

2024-07-29 02:23:59

@McMongoose@bae.st https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5t3BK9PLiE

2024-07-29 00:31:49

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idk
Elden ring has me reaching for a shotgun daily

2024-07-29 00:30:49

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breed

2024-07-28 12:53:44

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Hope you get better soon frien

2024-07-27 14:40:22

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Ah yes, The section I never learnt :ApeMode:
Thanks frien! Glad you liked

2024-07-27 14:21:27

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Thanks DCC! Hope youre doing well!!!

2024-07-27 12:07:49

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Always with Me, Always with you, by Joe Satriani
I like how deceptively fast parts are and how fragile the song is... Hitting a note not cleanly sounds REALLY BAD and you cant really gloss over it