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Lady pianist and poet with blue eyes and red hair. The rest changes without notice.

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2023-11-04 22:44:36

Every GenXer I know was raised on nothing but hose water and neglect.

2023-11-02 17:09:20

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@npub18lj…80hq what kind of psychopath sleeps in a bra

2023-10-21 15:01:11

How do I rl teach my body that the fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations not when my phone rings

2023-10-20 18:02:24

The only anti-homeless architecture that actually works is homes.

2023-09-27 15:29:49

Rich people are so boring. Imagine having the money to literally do whatever you want to do and the thing you decide to do with it is buy a big boat or a big airplane or a big house. Where are the billionaires using their money to:
- pet a dinosaur
- invite a queen to sing Queen songs at karaoke
- do the hot wing challenge with the Dalai Lana
- prank call the Pope
- conduct an orchestra for a day
- put a Roomba on the moon - a Moonba if you will
- make Firefly season 3
- lick the TARDIS

2023-09-27 14:55:28

The first question at the RNC Presidential Debate tonight in California should be "What do you think of Donald Trump's plan to execute the United States Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen Mark Milley for treason without a trial?"

2023-09-22 06:24:29

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@npub1ddp…2tax no, it's 47% of the VOTING population. About ⅓ of Americans don't vote. Which gives them a bigger voice than they deserve.

2023-09-21 18:12:20

"The problem in America today is we're so divided due to intolerance"
No. The problem in America today is called contempt. About one-third of America has total contempt for the other 70% of it. They hate our people. They hate our cities. They hate our ideas. They hate our kindness. They hate our government. They hate our justice. They hate our laws. They hate. They hate. They hate it all.

2023-09-17 02:42:35

I'm not saying we should definitely pay Hannah Waddington to follow Trump around every single day chanting "shame". I'm just saying if America splits the bill 81,282,916 ways, this is surprisingly affordable.
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2023-09-17 02:20:08

This week is Bisexual Awareness week. That means all Bisexuals have to roll your stealth checks at disadvantage. Sorry Bisexuals, I don't make the rules. You can go back to hiding in the shadows next week.

2023-09-15 15:55:49

Every woman you know has:
- taken a longer route
- doubled back on herself
- pretended to dawdle by a shop window
- held her keys in her hand pointy side out
- made a fake phone call
- rounded a corner and ran
- texted her location to friends just in case
- walked home scared
Every woman you know.
Every single one.

2023-09-03 14:24:27

Pumpkin spice hate season is coming again, so here's a reminder from a historical perspective:
What we call "pumpkin spice" is just the classic English and Anglo-American "sweet" spice mix: cinnamon, ginger, cloves, nutmeg, cardamom, and mace. It's been used in traditional desserts, from apple pie to plum pudding, for centuries. When did people start having a problem with it? Not when women were in the kitchen putting it in their pies. But rather when women decided we liked it in the coffee we grab on our way to school or work. So when you see men making jokes about the pumpkin spice products this fall, remember what they're mocking: women choosing something for our own pleasure rather than devoting ourselves to pleasing others.

2023-09-02 23:25:10

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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2023-09-02 20:59:57

Ranking the Best Sams
- wise Gamgee
- antha Carter, Capt.
- Beckett, Dr.
- well Tarly
- Malone
- Vimes, Lt. Comm.
- antha Stevens
- the Eagle
- Winchester
- Yosemite
- Witwicky

2023-09-02 02:15:54

A Comprehensive Ranking Of The Best Dread Pirates:
- Roberts
- Montoya
- Wesley

2023-09-01 20:09:36

Ranking the Best Captains:
- Captain Picard
- Captain Sisko
- Captain Pike
- Captain Crunch
- Captain America
- Captain Hawkeye Pierce
- Captain Morgan
- Captain Janeway
- Oh Captain My Captain
- Captain Jack Sparrow
- Captain Jack Harkness
- Captain and Tenille
- Captain Hook
- Captain Planet
- Captain Obvious
- Captain Kirk

2023-08-31 17:59:55

In 2021, Washington State passed a 7% capital gains tax on the rich.
To date, that tax has raised over $850 million dollars — three times what it was supposed to.
Amazon is still here.
Microsoft is still here.
Boeing is still here.
The wealthy are doing just fine. Anyone who tells you we can't tax "job creators" is lying to you.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.king5.com/amp/article/money/washingtons-capital-gains-tax/281-3fe9d8c3-7f89-46a5-ae91-e148a7f31c72

2023-08-31 17:51:17

Trickle-down economics is just "Give rich people enough money and maybe they'll hire more servants".

2023-08-31 17:36:04

ME: Someone needs to unplug Mitch McConnell
THEM: Ha ha yea and then plug him back in again, right?
ME: ...
THEM: ...and then plug him back in again right?
ME: Did I fucking stutter?

2023-08-31 14:13:20

In the wake of Idalia, Florida is about to discover that they actually do like socialism again.

2023-08-28 17:29:06

Name a nonfiction book so good you wish you could read it again for the first time.
I'll go first.
Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid, by Douglas Hofstadfter.
It's a bit of a journey, and a tough read in certain sections. I recommend taking it one chapter at a time and really letting it simmer before moving on to the next. But it will completely change the way you think about your own brain and how it works, and the payoff at the end is ridiculous.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6del,_Escher,_Bach

2023-08-26 00:07:19

Hey Walmart?
I have some QUESTIONS.
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2023-08-25 14:22:25

Heads up, I slept like shit so I will be choosing violence today.
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2023-08-24 16:48:21

Fani Willis just asked the court to start Trump's RICO Trial on Oct 23 of THIS YEAR.
Fani ain't playing, y'all.
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2023-08-24 06:28:02

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE:
- Infinite diversity in infinite combinations
- Today is a good day to die
- I cannot change the laws of physics
- Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra
- Hailing frequencies are open
- I've got faith of the heart
- There are four lights

2023-08-21 14:41:08

ME: Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel
SAJAK: Hey aren't you a gen-xer?
ME: [sigh] Yeah ok whatever I'd like to rent a vowel

2023-08-20 23:27:29

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@npub1nqz…838y
- It was not a dispute. It was a murder.
- It was not disparaging remarks. It was hate speech.
- She was not a shop owner. We are not defined by the property we own. She was a mother of nine.
- He is not a suspected shooter. He was a terrorist.

2023-08-20 18:16:53

Since the Confederate flag is actually a sign of surrender, it's totally legal to walk into any home displaying it and accept their unconditional surrender. That house is yours now sorry I don't make the rules.

2023-08-20 17:56:11

AI has broken my brain. I was convinced these were AI generated. They're not. This is a male African Jacana bird carrying his chicks.
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2023-08-20 17:37:04

Ah the eternal Seattle question: is the haze I see outside my window clouds or smoke

2023-08-20 17:29:14

"This is self care," I whisper, pouring myself a third pumpkin spice latte

2023-08-20 03:45:02

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Those who prevent you from learning about history fully intend on repeating it.

2023-08-19 15:52:42

There once was a singer of old
Who broke away from the fold
He won't give you up,
And he won't let you down.
In a word, you have been Limerick-Rolled.
#limerick

2023-08-17 14:33:08

Oops I shadenfreuded all over myself. Someone hand me a wipe.
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2023-08-17 04:22:26

The existence of the Sistine Chapel implies that somewhere else in Rome there is a Transtine Chapel.

2023-08-17 01:51:44

They're not indicating him in the middle of a campaign.
He's campaigning in the middle of a crime spree.

2023-08-16 14:43:09

I want to write a little bit about Propaganda Headlines today, and the tactics which are used to intentionally obscure the truth, while still, technically conveying factual information. My goal at the end of this is to hopefully make you more aware when propaganda techniques are being used, so you identify them when you encounter them in your daily life.
Fair warning, once you start seeing these, you won't be able to unsee them.
🧵/1

2023-08-13 04:34:09

Slightly used genders for sale. :transheart:
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2023-08-12 18:53:56

Workers: if they'll spend $10m to prevent you from unionizing, your jobs are worth at least $10m.
Employers: if you'll spend $10m to prevent workers from being paid $9m, it's not about the money is it.

2023-08-12 16:15:44

Fox News's front page headlines be like:
- MILEY CYRUS WEARS A CROP TOP!!!
- IS JOE BIDEN A CANNIBAL?!?!?
- BREAKING: AOC HAS BIG EYES!!!!1!
- SHOCKING DISCOVERY! OBAMA ONCE TEXTED HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!
- NEWS YOU CAN TRUST

2023-08-12 05:40:28

Whomst among us hasn't paid for a Clarence Thomas style extravagant vacation?
Well, I mean Clarence Thomas, that's who hasn't.

2023-08-10 15:38:40

Sarek, can I come over after shift
(After duty shift)
We can hang around by the turbolifts
(Hang by the lifts)
Did your kid get back from his ambassadorship?
(Diplomatic trip)
Is he on board, or did he give me the slip?
(Give me the slip)
You know, I'm not the little girl that I used to be
I'm all grown up now
Spocky, can't you see?
SAREK'S SON HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON
It's pon farr time and I've waited for SO LONG
Spock why can't you see?
I love all I.D.I.C.
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Sarek's son

2023-08-10 14:50:07

Jesus Christ This Better Goddamn Be Satire For The Good of All Fucking Humanity (and Other Emotions Felt While Reading Twxtter): An Essay

2023-08-10 14:39:01

CAT: Help my food bowl isn't completely full
CAT 911: Did you try meowing at it for an hour straight?
CAT: Yes the humans won't get out of bed
CAT 911: You're gonna die RIP
CAT: I know

2023-08-09 20:01:01

1. Ohio just managed to overwhelmingly support a woman's right to choose.
2. The vote wasn't even close.
3. In an off year.
4. In a special election.
5. About an arcane procedural rule.
6. In August.
7. In a deep red state.
8. With little to no media coverage.
Okay, Democrats you now know exactly what to run on in every single election, nationwide, forever.

2023-08-08 06:01:43

Here in tech bro world we have so many innovations for you! Why not try our:
- Expensive unregulated taxi!
- Expensive unregulated hotel!
- Picture of monkey (formerly valuable)!
- Imaginary restaurant that serves bad food!
- Imaginary scam money (in 17,382 flavors)!
- Expensive unregulated television!
- Another picture of monkey (never valuable)!
- Twitter but it sucks now!
- The news but it also sucks and steals your personal information!
Plus, try our greatest achievement yet:
- Expensive unregulated scam concert tickets!

2023-08-08 04:24:59

GRETA GERWIG: Now just remember it's just a silly story about a plastic Barbie doll prolly don't have to go too hard haha
BILLIE EILISH, WRITING "WHAT WAS I MADE FOR":
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2023-08-08 01:27:49

If you make content on YouTube or use AdSense for any other purpose:
1. Sign in to your AdSense account
2. Click Brand safety
3. Click Content
4. Type the name of your channel or website in the search bar and click Search
5. Click your channel/site name
6. Click Manage Advertiser URLs.
7. Copy-paste the list of extremist right wing hate-speech websites from the document below
8. Click Block URLs
Done.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LSH6ie513SEg_cDFA3HDMxl17kEDq5RXgqcIFgGXlkU/edit?usp=drivesdk
#NoCashForFash

2023-08-03 18:18:13

I like country music when it's by someone who would help me hide the body and flee the law, not by someone who would call me a slur and lynch me hope that helps

2023-07-03 17:37:00

Let's all just take a moment to be thankful that I don't own a taser.

2023-03-29 19:47:20

If you see a kid hitting other kids on the playground with sticks, do you:
1. Give all the kids sticks
2. Give the baseball team sticks and tell them to protect the other kids from sticks
3. Take away the sticks
4. Ban trans kids from the playground
If you said 4, congrats you're a Republican.

2023-03-09 19:22:17

Hey, just probably time for a gentle reminder. You don't owe your oppressors sympathy.
When the Nazi who has been planning your genocide for decades suddenly and unexpectedly takes a nosedive at his glitzy hotel dinner and ends up hospitalized, you are not required to extend him compassion.
Spitting in the face of fascists who would happily support your eradication is a moral good, actually.