Sir_Christo_of_Black_Mountain

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2024-09-08 13:54:30

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Epic.

2024-09-08 12:51:04

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Bill seems like somebody scraped his dick against a cheese grater. He's off his bean.

2024-08-31 17:55:38

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By hard boiling them first?

2024-08-31 10:49:25

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It was South Africa divestment when I was an undergrad. Same thing, just lather, rinse, repeat.

2024-08-31 08:24:50

Nothing so self-indulgent as a student "protestor".
Oh, and if you get hassled by The Man, you can go hassle the ROTC guys, because, y'know, it's 3 hours before dinner gets served on campus, and you're already there, so why not?
"Forced to relocate, the protesters marched around the campus, eventually arriving at an Army ROTC table, where they yelled at student representatives of the organization."
https://nypost.com/2024/08/30/us-news/university-of-michigan-campus-club-fair-erupts-into-chaos-as-cops-break-up-anti-israel-protests/

2024-08-31 04:31:13

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"Get off the ninth hole, bitch boy, I gotta piss!"

2024-08-31 01:32:21

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That's why I stopped eating them.

2024-08-30 02:12:30

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Is there candy in there?
Then ok.

2024-08-30 02:11:09

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Look!
Honesty has little to do with the words that come out of her piehole.

2024-08-30 02:06:24

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She thinks?
That's a generous self compliment.

2024-08-27 01:57:11

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Holy shit. The more of these I see, the weaker she appears as a candidate. She can't articulate anything clearly, and just pulls platitudes out and states them, uncomfortably. She's going to get slaughtered in the debates.
She's going to do the impossible: Make Joe look like he's a better candidate for the job.

2024-08-26 12:08:05

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Aw. Rescued.

2024-08-26 02:50:23

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"Empty-Vee", once they moved away from music videos.

2024-08-26 02:49:18

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Starting?

2024-08-25 12:43:52

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Funny how "former roommate" only speaks out now.

2024-08-25 02:18:41

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I'm a dolphin? Sweet! Fa loves Pa AND genitals.

2024-08-24 02:18:38

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Ozempic deer.

2024-08-24 02:10:26

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Deer came by tonight.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/014/564/402/712/586/original/33810fa6144506ce.jpg

2024-08-22 00:39:45

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Clankers.

2024-08-22 00:39:01

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Safe travels. Enjoy the purchasing of cheap and abundant fireworks.

2024-08-20 03:05:10

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Galaga. Bro.

2024-08-19 23:57:40

I know they're douchebags, but so *obviously* douchey, with an extra touch of bags?
https://x.com/JohnLeFevre/status/1825348256009785672

2024-08-19 10:06:50

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Beat me to it.
That's a nightmare number. Suddenly DNC talking points are being furiously erased and re-written.

2024-08-19 10:03:26

Oh. But vote Kamala, so she doesn't have to fix what didn't happen and her former admin isn't responsible for, anyway.
"On Wednesday, the Bureau of Labor Statistics will downward revise jobs for the April 2023-March 2024 period by up to 1 million. This means that all "beats" recorded in the past year will have been misses and the US job market is in far worse shape than the admin would admit."
https://x.com/zerohedge/status/1825248254893953351

2024-08-19 01:40:47

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Insurance is catching up with the cost of repairs.
But inflation is going down. The democrats in my television tell me so.

2024-08-16 03:47:04

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Ranger Danger.

2024-08-16 01:41:00

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Homo *erotic*.

2024-08-15 10:28:52

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Margins are super-tight on grocery stores, it's a volume business. Given the diversity of what's offered in grocery stores, how would a president "tackle" high grocery costs? By removing subsidies for corn and dairy? That's a start.
She's a half step from instituting price controls.

2024-08-15 10:24:22

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It worked for the Obama's on Martha's Vineyard, why not Trump?
Oh, except for that Obama guy that just happened to die while staying at his house. I guess the climate *is* dangerous.

2024-08-15 02:50:05

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I don't see any toilet paper.

2024-08-15 02:13:49

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It's called Happy Fun Play Time!

2024-08-15 01:58:41

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😁

2024-08-15 01:51:20

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Very kind.

2024-08-14 10:20:24

Maybe if he had gotten 12 doses he'd only get Covid 8 times.
The maths. It's just good science.
https://www.outkick.com/analysis/anthony-fauci-gets-covid-third-time-despite-six-vaccine-doses

2024-08-13 01:08:40

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The glories of the Fediverse. As was once highly touted on certain podcarts.

2024-08-12 23:19:02

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There's only one Lee Majors.
That's damn why!

2024-08-11 17:14:38

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I always check behind me for stalking, or semi-stalkers. When it's this hot, I have plenty of time to slow down and turn around.

2024-08-11 16:49:44

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It's not she she can spend her tens of millions on her own, she needs to spread it around some.

2024-08-11 16:40:25

Charlotte Running Check out my running activity on Garmin Connect. #beatyesterday
https://connect.garmin.com/modern/activity/16735764285?share_unique_id=119
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/944/402/400/815/110/original/6df2ad3edc7024f3.jpg

2024-08-11 13:17:43

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No one likes dirty dinghys.

2024-08-11 13:04:29

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That's why I refused to take a job there being a dinghy washer.

2024-08-11 11:48:55

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The behavior of the campaign is what's interesting. Somebody decided to do this, even with its obvious AI pic fakery, and thought it was a good idea.
That's the weird part. Because it won't matter, crowd size stuff is just something to talk about before people vote, just like the last election and the one before that.
If we're looking for correlation elements to predict outcomes, it's economic conditions, not how many people show up to an event.

2024-08-11 03:59:43

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Great flick.

2024-08-10 19:18:25

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Hopefully into toilets. Not on top of strange men lurking in the bushes by the duck pond.

2024-08-10 18:53:52

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Pee catcher.

2024-08-10 12:26:43

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Massively under-published headlines.

2024-08-10 12:23:29

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A deliciously garbage sentence that probably resulted in neck injuries due to the vigorous nodding by academic elites, effectively signaling their concurrence to the tribe.

2024-08-10 12:18:59

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I'd be more concerned if they weren't all sissies.

2024-08-10 12:18:31

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What we'll learn in the coming days is that several teams of mechanics spotted the problem, alerted authorities, but nothing was done.
A "lone mechanic" theory will emerge, and a unlucky patsy groomed, and all will be well.

2024-08-10 12:16:05

Similar to the F35, you start out with a base platform and through sheer incompetence and mismanagement, guarantee delays and price increases, resulting in a gap in the Navy's capabilities to project power.
Lack of scope discipline is what blows up 99% of projects.
https://behindthefront.substack.com/p/franken-fremm-how-the-constellation

2024-08-10 02:12:25

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Maybe she was afraid of his hair helmet.

2024-08-10 02:01:49

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The same words used to describe other protests in the Capitol building, where damage was done to the buildings, artifacts, and regular order disrupted?
That's what those other protests were called: Protests. What you'll have trouble finding are incarceration records for those protesters, because there aren't any.

2024-08-09 11:51:26

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Hey Tim, while you're there, stop by the home of the formerly pregnant woman that George assaulted, holding a gun against her belly, during a home invasion.
Heroes come in many colors, shapes, and sizes. Looks like most of them, though, do not hail from Minnesota.

2024-08-09 11:49:49

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Hey, it's just good science.
Perhaps not all the remaining rocks are correctly aligned, after the several historical punchings.

2024-08-09 11:48:44

Mark Steyn, tearing it up in his painfully ironic ways, over what's left of "Great" Britain.
https://www.steynonline.com/14526/the-fires-of-august

2024-08-08 19:33:45

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From her OnlyFans account. #OldBang

2024-08-08 01:57:01

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/923/915/767/858/615/original/82ae29efcd9c1078.png

2024-08-08 01:52:14

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The slo mo makes it delicious.

2024-08-07 02:47:27

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Or shoot him.

2024-08-07 02:42:56

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Claws. Useless in wiping tears of failure away.

2024-08-06 02:29:26

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Good luck! It's hard to read the tea leaves. Calendars are tight. Getting even half that in a room for just an hour might be tough. More than that and forget it.

2024-08-03 01:20:47

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Is that like an Irish possum?

2024-08-03 01:06:54

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SecState doesn't issue orders to the military.

2024-08-03 01:02:59

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Weird orgasms?

2024-08-02 10:24:28

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MMmmMMMMMmmm.
Delicious plasma.

2024-08-01 01:49:22

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Murder is the answer. Embrace it.

2024-06-11 01:30:02

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Gavin. In love with the idea of creating rights to buy votes, then using a fake right to threaten those who oppose and those who support him, so he can stay in office longer.
Here. I have a right to tacos. See? Anyone can do it.

2024-06-06 01:52:06

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Billionaires pay taxes on capital gains, not W2 income.
Which is why the rate would be lower. But the top 50 percent of income earners pay 97% of personal income taxes collected.
Which means the rich pay an enormously disproportionate share of the federal income tax.
Raise the capital gains tax and you slow investment, which slows the economy.
So Unca Joe can't have it any way he wants it. It's just math.

2024-06-02 05:12:34

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AND train him to return that goddamn flashlight, too, that you inevitably lost in the woods.

2024-06-01 18:11:58

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That's why West is best in NC.

2024-06-01 18:11:22

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We rented a mountain cabin up there a year or two back and I loved the views. I don't know if it will be *the* place, it's more of an idea, but we both love the mountains, lakes, and tacos. Well it's mostly me with the tacos, so I get three out of three things.

2024-06-01 17:55:00

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Charlotte. But Black Mountain will remain my protectorate until retirement, where permanent ensconcement shall be, um, permanentized.

2024-06-01 11:21:08

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I could see my breath outside this morning. Crazy.