Robin Hood

New instance, same old Robin Hood!

Lefty survivalist

Rob from the rich, give to the poor

Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again

he/him, they/them

Bi

The point of survival is to help

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robinhood_at_yiff.life@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-09-24 01:28:17

My mom found this map I started to draw of Middle Earth. I started on this probably 20 years ago and I thought it was so horrible I abandoned it
I need to be so much gentler on myself, this was all done by hand, with handmade inks, and gold leaf
https://cdn.yiff.life/media_attachments/files/113/189/926/891/013/839/original/2444f175a213529c.jpeg

2024-09-20 17:12:49

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The millennial arc of being hurt by family and embraced by strangers

2024-09-18 16:16:56

My favorite part of The Hobbit is that the Dwarves had a whole song ready to go about fucking up Bilbo’s house

2024-09-16 21:08:05

I wonder if cavemen ever just gathered a bunch of mushrooms and dared each other to try them

2024-09-13 21:20:51

“Luke, you switched off your targeting computer is everything alright?”
“Damn I knew I should have gotten a mouse jiggler”

2024-08-11 14:09:19

I love pasta shapes because it’s like this shape is named after the feeling of love you get from your mother and this shape gets its name because it looks like a cold goat scrotum

2024-08-09 00:33:20

I look hot

2024-07-29 22:24:17

Extremely down in the dumps today. Any good words are much appreciated

2024-07-29 21:06:14

Just checking in, how are the lesbians handling women’s rugby? Y’all ok?

2024-07-24 16:43:01

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No brakes, no gears, towering over the peasants on my eight foot tall Penny farthing, with solid rubber tires, and shock absorption provided only by my testes

2024-07-24 16:40:22

What we now call “bicycles” used to be called “safety bicycles” because our first ideas for making bicycles were extremely bad

2024-07-24 16:25:34

Humans invented art 40,000 years before we invented money
We’ve never needed monetary motivation to do beautiful things
and we never will

2024-07-15 12:59:21

Love seeing people I respect turn into Alex Jones overnight

2024-07-10 17:24:54

I support our troops
https://cdn.yiff.life/media_attachments/files/112/763/354/273/587/834/original/d445f5b388be16ed.jpeg

2024-06-28 15:31:37

If someone gave me a gift of $13,000 I would burst into tears and probably throw up so I guess rich people are different

2024-06-20 17:47:20

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One of the most interesting things I’ve learned in life is that things DO actually get worse over time, it’s just not everything and it’s not all the time
I’m excited for whatever comes next, because at least that will restart the clock for a bit

2024-06-20 17:33:09

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The sketchiest back-alley website in the early 2000’s probably had less pop-up screen gobbling crap than major brand pages today

2024-06-20 17:32:43

If you went to a webpage in 2004 that had as much advertising on it as the average website in 2024, you would assume it was a scam page and immediately navigate away

2024-06-18 18:14:59

Our parents tried to make us trust authority figures but then our teachers just handed us a copy of Where the Red Fern Grows with the safety off

2024-06-18 18:05:50

I had an AI write my resume and the recruiter had an AI read it and now we’re just sitting in an interview room staring at each other

2024-06-12 14:22:54

I don’t think that most Silicon Valley folks realize that most people, even and perhaps especially young people, kinda hate technology
We use it, because we feel like we need to, but no one is going to storm the barricades to save Instagram or Bumble

2024-06-11 17:53:50

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Chiquita, a right wing paramilitary slush fund, that occasionally grows bananas

2024-06-11 17:51:55

Grow bananas without killing anyone challenge impossible

2024-06-10 13:56:37

There is an old man who lives on my street. He has apple trees in his front yard. A retired house painter, he still wears mostly white painters clothes, and his van has rusty racks, for long gone ladders. He adopts old dogs, and looks after them until the end
This beautiful lone Charon, robed in white, ferrying the old and sick unto their final rest, in a house that smells of old paint
and apple pie

2024-05-31 17:11:00

Imagine going to a Madonna concert and then getting angry that it’s sexy

2024-05-31 15:11:44

Mad scientist this, mad scientist that
We all know it’s the neurotypical scientist you gotta watch out for

2024-05-29 21:46:59

The world is not self correcting. Saying “don’t get upset about things, things will fix themselves” is useless. Things only get fixed because people got upset

2024-05-17 16:55:35

When Gen Z realizes that AI is going to steal their dream of ever becoming an influencer they’re going to burn the world to the ground

2024-05-17 16:33:47

I don’t slut shame I slutvangelize. Going door to door spreading the good word of being a little bit of a ho

2024-05-14 17:19:31

Just write an AI that blocks ads and then AI will be illegal in like 5 mins

2024-05-13 19:15:35

When the robots take over they are not going to be happy that humans made the planet hotter

2024-05-13 14:30:20

Good morning! I did some whittling this weekend!
Remember, one of the most satisfying things you can do is take a small knife and whittle a piece of wood. No one can stop you. You could be whittling right now
Go forth, make little shavings!

2024-04-30 21:22:28

Saint Agatha, the patron saint of having your titties cut off and then carrying them around on a silver platter like a complete fucking badass
https://cdn.yiff.life/media_attachments/files/112/362/258/060/065/153/original/d701fd45ecad6228.png

2024-04-25 18:01:56

The amber scene from Jurassic Park but I’m drilling into a giant trex nutsack

2024-04-18 15:23:11

It’s my birthday 💘

2024-04-17 18:18:44

The idea that a person must be perfect to be right is extremely dangerous

2024-04-10 21:04:13

Do not fear to feel hollow
The entire universe is mostly empty, too

2024-03-29 14:54:23

I like that in Dune you have to teach white people to NOT have rhythm

2024-03-27 20:12:27

My friends growing up had a multipurpose room that they called the antipurpose room because it was funny
But I think it would be nice to have an antipurpose room. A room which has no purpose and must only be entered in a state of purposelessness
Abandon your purpose, it has no power here. Be free

2024-03-19 20:50:13

Reading British history is wild because there will be a riot called something like The Minor Dust-up of North Chumblerton and you’re like lol that’s silly and then you find out that like 15,000 people died

2024-03-14 18:59:10

Cheering wildly as private space travel shows its unprecedented innovation of barely being able to do what we already did 60 years ago

2024-03-12 23:06:29

No little German boy don’t pull that lever for the trolly

2024-02-28 22:12:10

I think my favorite thing about the Willy Wonka debacle is that at the end of the day it shows something really interesting about AI generated ideas and content
AI can make you flashy ads and write nonsense, but one day you’re going to have to actually DO something. And if you’ve been relying on AI to do all the work up to that point, you’re probably really REALLY bad at doing things

2024-02-21 21:06:55

I like how poor people can go to jail for walking across the street but a rich person can have a folder on their desktop labeled “crimes” and it’ll take fifteen years of legal wrangling before anyone’s allowed to double click on it

2023-06-27 12:54:49

I like that humans invented sauce. This food is pretty tasty, but what if I put some jazzy goop on it? Bet that would slap

2023-06-19 14:49:26

You wouldn’t shoot a server