Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:

2011-2016 posts at nerthos@rainbowdash.net, >2016 posts here (now dead after migration, RIP)
Any sufficiently advanced technology often breaks as if by magic.

The gentle, distant light of a star scorching the skies.

CEO and founder of the Children of Harambe

Opulentiam aeternam gloriamque te promitto
Quidquid agis prudenter agas et respice finem

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2025-03-11 03:28:46

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@nprofile…grcp My bet is it will stabilize once the tariff drama is over..

2025-03-09 09:05:13

That's a good amount for today I think
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2025-02-27 08:04:49

Best age as a man biologically is probably 26-27, but then again so much of life is so good if you don't let your body break down.

2025-02-26 23:05:23

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@nprofile…luus What's the band called?

2025-02-26 01:20:29

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@nprofile…csx6 KURWA BÓBR

2025-02-23 07:07:38

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@nprofile…l0gg @nprofile…6r0d fixed
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2025-02-23 05:49:47

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@nprofile…msu3 @nprofile…qwdf "I'm tired papa"
-shaving wheel

2025-02-23 04:21:06

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@nprofile…msu3 RIP
I'm using a professional butcher knife, I was cutting down bell peppers to freeze and with a particularly gnarly one, the knife slid too far and cut my pinky. Due to the angle though, the nail stopped it from getting to the bone.

2025-02-19 07:33:08

Today was a pretty good day of posting with my frens

2025-02-19 00:39:40

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@nprofile…ja0h You wouldn't dare

2025-02-19 00:03:46

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@nprofile…2f4j @nprofile…ja0h Somewhere between that and NHK ni Yōkoso!

2025-02-16 10:42:45

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@nprofile…gx4l That's how they get you. Cute russian girl talks to you with an accent, asks you out, fucks you, marries you, gives you children, and before you notice she has taken thousands off your card.

2025-02-10 23:07:58

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@nprofile…gx4l never forgetti
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2025-02-10 05:41:29

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@nprofile…gu4k @nprofile…4s6x @nprofile…3m86 We even had one here. I'm pretty sure @nprofile…88ve remembers who it was. He described how he learned a technique to do toraxic compressions with his foot to have the junkie pinned down the whole time.

2025-02-10 05:08:00

The two genders
@nprofile…q0de
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2025-02-09 03:26:36

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@nprofile…q0de @nprofile…3j8n @nprofile…hpkt You should pick up a melee weapon, like a spear, it's a good way to do fun full body workout.
Polearm fundamentals don't require anything more complicated than a long heavy-ish stick.

2025-02-08 22:25:49

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@nprofile…h6f2 Tempting

2025-02-08 20:39:35

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@nprofile…kz2s And for that reason you will need huge preparation to obtain the smart women

2025-01-24 00:10:39

@nprofile…rugn you seem cool let's be frens

2025-01-23 23:34:55

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@nprofile…paqn >6.34 million inhabitants
>"70k guys will tank the economy!!!"

2025-01-22 00:49:12

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@nprofile…qcrj They aren't christians, a christian wouldn't say those things, and would feel physically sick at seeing a "bishop" say it.

2025-01-21 23:10:03

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@nprofile…kz2s Marriage arc finally

2025-01-21 12:57:49

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@nprofile…paqn I call for Trump to abolish the elections and name Barron the next lifetime president of the USA after his own term is done.

2025-01-20 19:34:51

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@nprofile…vxfe >Sponsored by Remilia
Hell yeah 2025 year of the touhou loli vampire

2025-01-20 05:59:23

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@nprofile…qcrj There should be a general ban on autonomous combat materiel bullshit. It'd be understandable if they had 9 million people like Hungary, but with >300 million you absolutely do not need automated combat vehicles.

2025-01-20 05:54:59

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@nprofile…qcrj And they've fired all the cool people off the military so there won't be a cool rogue pilot to save them like in AC7

2025-01-19 22:29:27

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@nprofile…92n5 @nprofile…d6d2 Smuggling sweets from the monastery kitchen to your wife's dormitory without letting anyone see because she'd be embarassed to be seen as childish.

2025-01-19 20:50:40

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…ej9r Do you still have the "moon carrying the cross" pic

2025-01-19 05:10:32

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@nprofile…y62z Check board game stores/big libraries, get a mid range one.

2025-01-18 06:11:51

Out of all ancient musicians I think Mozart would be the one to be a fedi retard.
I would invite him to SPW, I bet he'd be friends with augustus.

2025-01-16 03:32:22

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@nprofile…6rur She might be ok without all those tattoos

2025-01-15 19:15:33

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@nprofile…azjd @nprofile…hmru Remember what they took from us
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2025-01-14 22:29:57

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@nprofile…ej9r Gay, retarded, and probably also niggery
If they block you you win

2025-01-13 16:27:45

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@nprofile…vl2z At one point mod managers killed my 2011 install of skyrim (fallout 4 got an update changing how it loaded mods and the manager decided to apply to every game)
Crucify and burn shitty developers.

2025-01-11 04:05:29

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@nprofile…4duy
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2025-01-09 21:38:28

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@nprofile…h3ac Can't tell if it's supposed to be C.C. or Erinys

2025-01-09 13:09:58

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@nprofile…h6f2 If I could argue that Hitler was the good guy in a full staff room at work, you can call someone nigga on normie social networks.
Limits are in your head.

2025-01-08 15:59:01

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@nprofile…9a3l Wait, Nirvana was a band? I thought they made t-shirts

2025-01-07 15:28:38

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@nprofile…paqn "Bro just print more money" type shit

2025-01-07 11:12:47

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@nprofile…kz2s I consider myself a pretty good conference destroyer. A while back at work a woman went on a hour-long exposition about learning disabilities and autism, I waited for the moment she went into a topic she clearly had only surface knowledge of and made an evil but extremely job-relevant question.
From her face I can bet a paycheck she suddenly hated being there, and all the bosses tried to cover for her unsuccessfully.

2025-01-05 13:00:32

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@nprofile…kz2s You could theoretically drain the pipes in the late afternoon, so they're empty at night and they can't freeze.

2025-01-05 11:09:22

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@nprofile…azjd Adequate commitment

2025-01-05 09:13:05

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@nprofile…s07u
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2025-01-04 13:44:48

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@nprofile…azjd hakunny

2025-01-03 17:43:33

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@nprofile…hmru Never understood the hatred for that toy

2025-01-03 07:35:50

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@nprofile…0fkk Impressive. Very nice. Now watch this.
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2025-01-02 16:00:11

suya..
:umusuya:

2025-01-02 04:04:56

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@nprofile…vlvm iconic

2025-01-01 10:52:31

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@nprofile…kz2s soyface?

2025-01-01 10:50:15

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@nprofile…kz2s Pretty good game, really grindy at the end sadly
Narmaya is the incorrect choice though
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2025-01-01 08:15:06

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@nprofile…ndn8 RIP, ignored the wise sages of never updating

2025-01-01 05:32:59

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@nprofile…azjd No idea but I hope it's good!

2024-12-31 14:18:59

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@nprofile…paqn The journos are growing scared.

2024-12-31 07:42:30

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@nprofile…nk24 That's the rethoric of a negroid. The very thing that has defined the successful white man over the millenia is the unwavering belief in our destiny of success.
White man only ends up in a precarious position when he forgets this.

2024-12-30 13:49:16

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@nprofile…qcrj No goy, that's antisemitic

2024-12-30 11:04:03

8am on a monday, perfect time to grind fortnite

2024-12-30 09:30:13

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@nprofile…azjd Only zoi hell for Hakui

2024-12-30 09:29:04

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@nprofile…vrgz @nprofile…s07u I keep trying to explain to female teenagers that they can just go to a guy and ask him out and he'll say yes unless he really doesn't like the girl, but they prefer to keep living in their fantasy parasocial world.
(they keep complaining about their relationship drama in class)
All my married friends share the same start of relationship story of "she just asked me out"

2024-12-29 04:09:54

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@nprofile…azjd You can actually handle yourself with English just fine over here as long as it's the city, and my particular city has a significant Japanese population.

2024-12-29 03:54:42

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@nprofile…azjd You can come, bring a fan, it's summer. We'll buy a watermelon.

2024-12-29 00:03:11

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@nprofile…kz2s @nprofile…hq2j It's not polite sure, but since we're not talking to her directly, I don't consider it to be out of place to use ambiguous pronouns in the discussion. It's only really disrespectful if I were referring to her as "it" while she was in the room.

2024-12-28 20:48:32

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@nprofile…33j5 @nprofile…vrgz The optimal adaptation for vampires is to become veterinarians but for humans

2024-12-28 00:40:29

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@nprofile…luus Tag urself I'm rapier

2024-12-28 00:14:37

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@nprofile…zqs9 Poo in the loo
Get reading Georgia

2024-12-27 02:40:38

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@nprofile…azjd Follow my recommendations to make stonks at the cost of only 1 (one) soul and marriage

2024-12-23 19:26:45

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@nprofile…paqn @nprofile…20wv Just wages for living in NY

2024-12-15 06:12:04

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@nprofile…q0de Only some extremely weird ones

2024-12-13 16:36:05

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@nprofile…7ytg She peaked at 14 and then was raped by a lesbian, it was all downhill from there.

2024-12-13 01:43:28

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@nprofile…paqn Personally, I propose a pseudo-republic system. Either hereditary dukes per province, with an elected emperor, or a royal family; they get full veto power on congress and executive decrees, but generally don't get too involved and mostly deal with diplomatic stuff and command the military safeguarding the constitution and tradition of the nation. Meanwhile the civilian elect government handles the day to day things, per province, and only really interacts with the monarchy when they fuck up enough for the king or a duke to veto their bullshit.
Every king or duke swears by the founding principles of the nation, and to put forward the interests of the core population above all else, or die trying.

2024-12-11 21:46:44

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@nprofile…q0de What are the rules of nietzche hate club

2024-12-11 14:52:48

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@nprofile…paqn @nprofile…57zl I have seen him with a chipá on his head way more times than I've seen him holding a crucifix

2024-12-11 14:48:31

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@nprofile…paqn @nprofile…57zl You aren't catholic just because your parents baptized you if you then converted to another faith.
All land and company sales where the public sector is involved have a paper trail. And since you can't take land with you, it's as simple as saying "this sale was illegal, we offer to give you back exactly the same money you paid for in return for the land, or take it if you refuse"

2024-12-11 14:42:38

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@nprofile…paqn @nprofile…57zl Yeah if he converted to catholicism he'd be the best president ever, but his spiritual corruption is his big flaw. Ideal path is to let him fix the economic issues then overturn the sales done to jews on the grounds of being illegal due to favoritism and conflict of interest of public officers when the next guy gets into office.

2024-12-11 14:35:18

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@nprofile…kz2s To be honest I have a whole bunch of fedi people in FEH. I don't usually keep track of identity swaps unless I have some real need to, and assume if anyone was close enough to me that they'd like to continue being as such under another name they'd simply tell me.

2024-12-11 14:14:05

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@nprofile…paqn Speech was a bit disappointing honestly, biggest thing was that they're committed to restarting the nuclear programs.

2024-12-11 14:12:37

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@nprofile…aqn9 Give everyone heavy weapons, make it fun and fair

2024-12-11 14:05:43

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@nprofile…kz2s Jump into threads unprompted. That's the correct way to get interaction on fedi. I came back after like a year, to a new site and without follows, and within the day it was like I had never left just due to doing just that.

2024-12-11 13:50:58

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@nprofile…aqn9 See, if we made sure only men ages 20-45 could be in congress, the aggressor would have been quickly subdued.

2024-12-11 13:48:54

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@nprofile…azjd @nprofile…y0qh Well, she was a brown woman...

2024-12-11 13:40:09

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@nprofile…y0qh Oh but when a brown woman shot up youtube, you fucks didn't celebrate her

2024-12-11 04:15:22

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@nprofile…qcrj @nprofile…aaya @nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…c5nc Charity dies the moment you force people into being "charitable" at gunpoint. See China and people just driving away from accidents because if you stop to help, you're financially responsible.
Don't put a gun to people's heads and some will do things just because they want to help.
Also, if you really care about an issue, get trained in that field and personally improve it, don't expect others to do it for you.

2024-12-11 02:52:34

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@nprofile…q0de "Why are birth rates declining"
Women:

2024-12-11 01:57:09

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@nprofile…vrgz Cat gang.
-Good night vision
-Like to sleep
-Cool whiskers
-Fast
-Easily bored

2024-12-11 01:25:55

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@nprofile…azjd @nprofile…nvau @nprofile…5p36 @nprofile…gu4k Teaching you knife fighting online would just be a scam lol

2024-12-11 01:16:08

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@nprofile…azjd @nprofile…nvau @nprofile…5p36 @nprofile…gu4k Sure but I have to do it in person

2024-12-11 01:01:39

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@nprofile…gu4k @nprofile…nvau @nprofile…5p36 Probably, imagine quitting your job because a 17 year old threatened you.
One of them in 2022 joked around with a wooden stake that he'd "kill me" (there was a staff joke around, we each had a nickname and mine was vampire because I had a pointy beard and usually wore dark clothes) and my response was "I have 15 more years than you in knife fighting, you can try"

2024-12-11 00:56:04

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@nprofile…gu4k @nprofile…nvau @nprofile…5p36 A class I had in 2022 went on to threaten all but 4 of their 2023 teachers into resigning. The guys are now graduating and always stop to greet me and chat. This means it's not an issue with them being "too rowdy" but rather with many teachers being absolute ireedemable faggots.

2024-12-10 23:46:24

This year I'm thankful for my fedifrens and being able to laugh my ass off for hours, whether it is with cooperative fedifrens, or with seething fedifoes that keep biting my bait

2024-12-10 13:23:01

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@nprofile…msu3 >Nose ring
>Needs constant adult supervision
Checks out

2024-12-10 12:52:46

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@nprofile…azjd Honestly having to learn pieces only distinguished by chinese characters is what puts me off shogi

2024-12-10 12:51:29

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@nprofile…vrgz
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2024-12-10 11:59:22

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@nprofile…msu3 That's just the plot of Er ist wieder da

2024-12-10 10:21:23

Excuse me for trying to kickstart a revolution in Germany by radicalizing online shitposters, jeez, Fortnite servers are down, I gotta do something to pass the time.

2024-12-10 09:24:42

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@nprofile…vrgz Germany is a colony and it's heartbreaking to see that after all these years, you guys aren't overthrowing the government. Most of my family is German (left in the war period) so it's particularly sad to see. NATO turned you guys into second class citizens in your own land, like negroes in apartheid south africa (but without any benefit).

2024-12-10 09:21:43

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@nprofile…vrgz @nprofile…k59p Military has proven that sticking a bayonet pointing up under the student/cadet drastically improves retention and physical ability. Maybe this helps.

2024-12-10 09:12:48

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@nprofile…vrgz Police should be opt-out. If you do, police can't do anything to you in your home as long as you don't attack anyone else, but they also don't help you.

2024-12-10 09:09:18

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@nprofile…azjd @nprofile…9a3l The good old days

2024-12-10 07:10:37

Daily reminder that "smart"phones were a mistake and everyone involved should be executed

2024-12-08 16:15:29

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@nprofile…4kl5 @nprofile…y62z Day to day has improved a lot unless you're a debt goblin who relied on gibs

2024-12-08 16:10:07

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@nprofile…aaya Retvrn