Commodore of Mastodon

He/Him
18+ only
4,2,5,4,2*,2
You have to tell me if you are my boss or landlord
Commodore of Mastodon
1986 MovieBowl champion
Pretender Governor of Connecticut
Est. Feb 2018

Public Key

npub1hc4wvycxkuax67dmeekztxptfzzz723m5ay298z76csnupvt0pysphhd0d

NIP-05 Address

WhiskeySailor_at_history.lol@mostr.pub

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2024-09-14 04:05:40

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@npub1a4g…yuyx this holds up

2024-09-14 03:06:26

Watching VVitch

2024-09-10 13:38:39

Clearly Tesla should be held responsible for any of their AI driving errors
https://cdn.masto.host/historylol/media_attachments/files/113/113/530/420/776/540/original/1ed2be325df14119.png

2024-08-12 00:04:13

Now Witness the Firepower of this fully Armed and Operational Decentralized Social Network!
(Federation blows up as I get 100's of extremely delayed #Monsterdon jokes)

2024-08-11 15:11:07

It is weird how the loggers who were coming to cut down their forest are the ones "attacked" instead of the natives who live there.
https://cdn.masto.host/historylol/media_attachments/files/112/944/021/978/087/100/original/6aac4a0f15f05951.png

2024-08-10 18:05:35

Shame I never got to see it
https://cdn.masto.host/historylol/media_attachments/files/112/939/049/062/413/951/original/d65fcdbf49627c4e.png

2024-08-02 19:51:26

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@npub1a4g…yuyx my guess is that the old barons didn't care about Q4 stock price if it got in their way while today managers care far more about Q4 then any long term plan

2024-07-25 20:25:03

Listen, if you aren't meant to love it why is it called a love seat?

2024-07-25 15:13:09

Killers of the Flower Moon is one minute shorter then Seven Samurai with an intermission counted.

2024-07-19 13:10:19

Father: It is a poor worker who blames his tool
Me: You try this tool then
Father: Fucking tool, fucking piece of shit...

2024-07-18 17:00:15

Movie time, Emperor's New Groove

2024-07-17 13:34:44

Apparently Biden plan to address the supreme court and his unlimited power is to have a constitutional amendment
Amazing how he really doesn't understand the moment nor have the ability to think of anything but the most neo-liberal BS answer that will never work against a fascist party with easy veto against any action like a constitutional amendment

2024-07-14 03:06:48

Reagan is still dead at least

2024-07-13 19:32:02

(Godzilla has been attacking man kind for almost 100 years, nothing seems to stop him)
General: Should we try shooting it again?
Col: Why not?

2024-07-11 02:55:33

I'm sure this is fine
https://cdn.masto.host/historylol/media_attachments/files/112/765/601/545/834/022/original/32e90fbf402a8277.png

2024-07-07 02:18:11

People: Why don't kids go outside anymore!
Kids: hey, Iets all skate down this hill!
Cops show up in riot gear and arrest 100s.
People: why do kids just play video games instead of going out!
Kids: let's go to the amusement park
Amusement park band minors without adults

2024-07-06 20:03:32

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@npub1a4g…yuyx Movies theaters are so needy

2024-07-06 19:25:52

Biden: If you don't vote for me Democracy is doomed
Also Biden: Well if I lose I tried my best and it's ll okay

2024-07-01 19:39:20

The first video game I wanted was SimCity because I thought it was a Godzilla type game.
https://cdn.masto.host/historylol/media_attachments/files/112/712/923/369/205/092/original/e01fe467ab33c3c7.jpg

2024-07-01 00:51:55

Feeling some rage coming upon me...
https://cdn.masto.host/historylol/media_attachments/files/112/708/492/308/640/583/original/2e96a0957d56d21c.png

2024-06-29 20:49:56

First she killed congestion pricing which would have increased ADA access and now she is trying to ban masks which put people with health issues (often disabled themselves) in danger. Meanwhile Buffalo Bills get a new pleasure dome because their billionaire own wanted it.

2024-06-25 13:42:55

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@npub1a4g…yuyx just thinking of my last travel when I forgot to take my knife out of my bag and somehow it got through three security checkpoints without issues.

2024-06-21 13:04:21

Of course. Once more cops sent to beat up students because billionaires didn't like it even as no criminal charges would even stick
https://cdn.masto.host/historylol/media_attachments/files/112/654/749/277/914/487/original/30f0e7462c93f51d.png

2024-06-12 20:49:06

Stockholm Syndrome isn't really. It was just made up because the hostages didn't trust the cops who kept trying to shoot them and the PM said they should be happy to die.

2024-06-07 18:49:00

You had one job!
https://cdn.masto.host/historylol/media_attachments/files/112/576/832/136/199/390/original/d3e717e00d153f60.jpg

2024-06-04 19:32:54

I think fascist should be pleased to only have milkshakes thrown at them and not bricks

2024-05-24 17:13:16

Hans from Stuttgart may have started off as a real person but time has made him a legend, a deep shadow cast upon the peaceful instances, a dark threat waiting to return

2024-05-23 22:22:30

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@npub1a4g…yuyx I have been known to do a evangelic preacher. I did do a Trump during a parade once.

2024-05-23 22:15:48

Saw someone talking about it and I just think so many of the arguments (at least for Democrats) is not what they will do but what they would not do. I'm sorry, while I may think Democrats may say better things I'm just so tired of being told to just accept the status quo and not to aim for anything. I'm not even getting into beating protestors much less a genocide. I'm tired of being told "vote or else" and then getting half measures (ACA) or worse (Grand Bargain)

2024-05-18 23:55:55

Long Live Godzilla

2024-05-13 18:24:35

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@npub1ymh…geqx They will hate me for this, they will banish me for this but....
Amadeus (1984), when Salieri is in awe at the majesty of the music

2024-05-09 20:21:42

Maybe more money on planes, less on assassinations
https://cdn.masto.host/historylol/media_attachments/files/112/412/989/337/874/502/original/9aa8c3df57fa0cf2.png

2024-05-07 00:46:09

Low moral? Pizza party!
Save a women life? Pizza Party!
What can't a pizza party do?
https://cdn.masto.host/historylol/media_attachments/files/112/397/040/525/754/733/original/aa54c8d77559c08f.png