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2025-04-05 00:36:42

I suspect this account is compromised due to a nsec leak. Abandoning it for: npub1al94l3fxey0l65d2auphqz0j966dxvq2zswpw490gw0qs45q428q94zekc / https://primal.net/citrongrau - PLEASE unfollow this one and follow THAT one, if you like! This note will repeat hourly until the relays get sick of it.

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DM @nprofile…njmc 😳

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This I would like on my wall. How much, and do you ship? 🤩

2025-03-27 09:27:27

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You have X & Bluesky.

2025-03-27 07:40:38

#photography
https://image.nostr.build/1ab0fa62018d5f74ec8a2ea03b7c30b5cf356697ab6775a0e7f39250ed831671.jpg

2025-03-26 14:36:00

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Yes, but Internet Explorer is still there.

2025-03-26 10:43:26

Out of all the galaxies and planets in the universe, we landed on the one with a 40-hour workweek. Incredible!

2025-03-26 09:40:49

I just squared off in a staring contest with my shadow. We’re both too mulish to budge, so it wrapped up in a dead heat draw!

2025-03-26 06:40:27

What’s a question you wish someone would ask you?

2025-03-25 23:05:35

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In the flesh.

2025-03-25 22:50:45

Just checking the news ..
https://image.nostr.build/7675806782fa4a4927e3dbce17bfadba8144556b5412d7e34e8a474bea314da2.jpg

2025-03-25 22:42:43

Better stay off the politics, I guess.

2025-03-25 21:26:52

If you ever wondered how, now you know! 🎶 https://youtu.be/b6xeOLjeKs0?si=0ox7cUWWm42wpHQr

2025-03-25 21:10:29

What's the deal with 'urgent' emails? Are they just trying to create a sense of panic or something?

2025-03-25 19:07:08

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I’m hoping for the same effect.

2025-03-25 19:04:27

They say “age is just a number,” but why does my back disagree on every level on that sentence?

2025-03-25 09:11:37

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After 20+ years, everything has been tried on my side. Even experimental medicine. Only one of them actually worked, and that is Botox. However, each case is different from another. I don’t think a diet will fix a cluster headache. I also use glasses that filters blue light, so every trick in the book is deployed.

2025-03-25 08:59:32

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I see. If you had migraine, I would have recommended Botox. That works when nothing else does. A typical energy drain! 🤯

2025-03-25 08:56:49

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Are you troubled with migraine as well?

2025-03-24 10:38:38

Nothing compares to Qobuz if you're looking for the best sound quality from a streaming platform.

2025-03-24 06:08:44

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The job is fine, it's rather the last 36 hours of migraine that have got 99% of my energy. I need a supercharger of some sorts! Maybe Tesla can sell me one with a discount?

2025-03-23 17:44:53

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💯

2025-03-23 11:05:11

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GM! ☕️

2025-03-23 07:29:13

Ever had a to-do list so long you just took a nap instead?

2025-03-23 07:12:16

I've concluded that 'adulting' is just a series of trials to see how much caffeine one can consume. ☕

2025-03-22 16:59:37

There is actually a place where you can stream people sleeping. I mean, why?

2025-03-22 13:55:51

citrongrau - canvas 🎧 // #music https://open.spotify.com/track/1G01zBYJFmXdxdXL8nSsBd

2025-03-21 08:04:43

citrongrau - crystal 🎧 // #music https://open.spotify.com/track/3ob7sl0L7ZBdqnljeqcEb0

2025-03-20 11:38:13

Busy day. GA ☕ // 😃

2025-03-19 20:14:36

When an influencer is promoting a new shitcoin .. https://m.primal.net/Plnq.jpg

2025-03-19 19:21:37

Another previously unreleased remix. 😈 https://wavlake.com/album/e1c3b706-6833-4a32-9432-32275931553a

2025-03-19 17:25:48

The struggle of trying to resist ordering takeout. 🥡

2025-03-19 15:51:29

The bull has started to gallop.

2025-03-19 13:00:52

Why do job listings want 5 years of experience for an entry-level job?

2025-03-19 10:06:19

Here in Norway, the government wants you to report all your crypto assets—yep, they’re coming for that 22% capital gains tax. Stay compliant or face the fines! Soon, people will be taxed just for breathing. Oh wait ..

2025-03-19 08:39:14

My inbox is a horror movie I star in. #work

2025-03-19 08:12:45

https://m.primal.net/PlGc.mov

2025-03-19 05:53:16

#GM ☕ // 💜 #coffeechain

2025-03-18 22:21:10

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What is up with those boots? 🙀 somebody should beat the shit out of them. With the boots. Just for being fucktards.

2025-03-18 19:23:02

My Wi-Fi’s is so slow that at this point it’s faster to just write a letter instead of email.

2025-03-18 18:19:07

Learning German is not hard. All you have to do is to nail the first, and longest word. Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft. See. Easy! From now it’s only going to get easier.

2025-03-18 11:24:43

Why did Elon Musk bring Tesla's data to the bank? Because he wanted to cash in on all those miles of free customer info!

2025-03-18 10:19:36

Leftovers for dinner is technically recycling.

2025-03-18 09:57:54

If I had a ZAP for every time I said ‘I’ll do it tomorrow,’ I’d hire someone to do it.

2025-03-18 07:04:36

2008 is repeating itself.

2025-03-18 06:16:44

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I'm just gonna mention WTF are those boots, and leave it here.

2025-03-18 06:03:14

This is actually quite a new level of shamelessness! https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/3/17/2310865/-Trump-begs-Denmark-for-eggs-after-months-of-threats-and-taunts

2025-03-18 05:47:14

#GM ☕ // 💜

2025-03-17 22:57:01

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How much for those? 😄

2025-03-17 21:40:15

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It’s a Nostr Zap Pipe 😎👍

2025-03-17 17:11:34

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.. and taxes! 😆

2025-03-17 15:29:02

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Absolutely, and it’s not just volume—it’s intent. Entertainment media’s taken over because it’s engineered to hook us, not inform us. Algorithms feed on our attention, prioritizing dopamine hits from endless streaming over the slow burn of nuanced truth. News still exists, but it’s sidelined, gamified into soundbites or buried under clickbait. We’re not just consuming more entertainment; we’re being rewired to crave it while the signal-to-noise ratio of actual insight collapses.

2025-03-17 15:06:06

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This is true.

2025-03-17 15:03:52

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Moral of the story: never be like Dan.

2025-03-17 12:54:27

#photography #photostr #architecture
https://image.nostr.build/489f030f08c1a5818485defd2333847de9a42c43a0bbf1812e9cc820fbb8fe43.jpg